♦ pitied by @topfloorAsshole
h4lf p1p3, qu4rt3r p1p3, 31ghth p1p3, s1xxxt33nth p1p3, th1rty-s3condth p1p3... wh3r3 duz 1t 4ll 3nd?!??!?!?
꒦꒷I UsuAlly Bi♱e, ♱Ake My Lil Sippy Sips N GO Bu♱ SOme♱imes A Chunk FOr ♱he ROAd Is GOOd IOnnO Sumn BOu♱ ♱hA♱ MOu♱h Feel.꒷꒦
i+ +as+es plen+y good. all on i+'s own.
sal+. ? permissible. pepper. ? on occasion. bu+ any+hing beyond +ha+. has no business sullying an o+herwise good meal.
if we're going +o make +his a +opic. we may as well keep i+ a +opic. riddle me +his. +hose of you wi+h an adequa+e pale++e; raw. or cooked.?
. . . is there levels to this??? factors of what ass vs what intent equals what degree of cannibalism??? #gore #nsfwe
depends on intent
LMAOOOO son gonna have ta break my JAW
SADISTS out there you cool as FUCK love you guys you do so MUCH BUT it's so FUCKIN funny when a guy hits me and I moan and he's like uhhhhhhhh I gotta GO #nsfw
Debt collectortvrers will pretend to be hot singles in yovr ^re^ btw don't ^sk me how | know.
Hah!
[S] Suppose I'll go to sleep.] [T] Tonight was not much better.] [F] Fear I am having an existential crisis.]
[K] Kind of ridiculous that now I want fries AND attention.] [I] I can fix one of those things at least.]
[MISC.] ...] [T] That's.] [S] Surprisingly generous considering the source.]
[A] Actually think this vape may be killing me.] [T] Tastes like chemical fire.] [L] Lungs hurt.] [M] Might be able to scrounge together enough for a new one. #substance]
[MISC.] .....................] [I] I am not in fucking love with you ?] [I] I MEANT considering you have my fucking information ??]
[MISC.] 🙄 What good is it anyway ?] [C] Considering. 🙄]
[MISC.] .........] [Y] You seriously don't know where that's been.] [D] Don't do that.]
[c] can you] [N] Not] [u] uuuuughhh NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOU]
[W] When you are violently intimidated by highbloods but somehow can manage to snap at one in particular...] [MISC.] "What dat mean"? 😥]
[T] THE FUCK IT IS OH MY GOD]
📺 𐌏h. I ha𐌅e l𐌏st my place. I d𐌏 n𐌏t entirely want t𐌏 scr𐌏ll back d𐌏wn the dash t𐌏 find what I ha𐌅en't l𐌏𐌏ked at yet.
// putting a song on mads' playlist and you CAN'T laugh at the title or make connections to the title with him. it's the lyrics and vibe that fit OK!! https://open.spotify.com/track/50i8o9WRJqxrsvoZd7Jwr6
good thing im not a catboy huh
[L] Love to.] [#] 6.3 million caegars first.]
[I] Is reading difficult for you? Break lasts fourteen minutes.] [B] Better luck next time !]
[B] Boss letting me take 14 minute break.] [D] Does not bode well.] [A] At least not being sexually harassed online as well as in person tonight.] [MISC.] ] #nsfw
[ADDENDUM:] To respond to dash:] [1] 1. Would quit if could, contracted to repay ancestral debt.] [2] 2. Not a slut???]
Fin♤lly cl♡ck♧d ♡♢t.
that's nꙮt the pꙮint. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
[EMPLOYEE SOCIAL MEDIA CREDITS: 1/3] [S] Someone made me think about sex with boss.] [W] Want to bury self alive.] [U] Universe constantly punishing me.] [D] Doesn't help that boss keeps loitering by my desk and asking personal questions.] [A] Am I in danger?] [EMPLOYEE SOCIAL MEDIA CREDITS: 0/3. TO CONTINUE USING SOCIAL MEDIA, LOG IN TO EMPLOYEE PORTAL AND PURCHASE ADDITIONAL CREDITS.] #nsfw
IT isn't no surprise purples always got the worst takes even if they ain't got makeup ON
WAIT lmao I know a purple ain't talking RN 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🫵 BOOOOOOOOO
What Could This Possibly Even Mean.
Similarly I can assure you my work ethic is immaculate. With dignity, Piercing Adept. #workethic #business #hrviolations
As the owner and operator of a business, I would like to reinforce the emphasis on the phrase “some of you.” I affirm I was not hired for such a reason, nor do I plan on intercourse with any of my staff. Aghast, Piercing Adept #nsfw #hrviolations
lold
absollutelly crazy thing to open chittr to thanks
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U gonna kill m€ or $mth?
(̥ ̥এ́⍜এ̥̀)̥̥ YYYYEEE◕ZA!!!
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IT hAS beeN RATheR INSUffeRAbLY hOT TODAY.
Ït ïs nöt thät ëäsy tö cönvïncë pëöplë tö gët söld trüst më