Tessha Melitz

@transientThaumaturge

Assistant to a certain Purpleblood. DMs are open. [PFP from the Xamag Fantroll Creator]

Blood: TealAge: 23 years11 sweepsKult Score: 462Kull Score: 41513 followers 10 following

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ORIGINAL CHITTS|REPLIES

@transientThaumaturge[TT]

Are we talking. About "types." I haven't had the chance. To think about it. But as long. As you're not Zyggie. We can work something out.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

@transientThaumaturge[TT]

Every wipe. I get more and more agitated. With Zyggie. Help.

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

@ectoBiologist[EB]

me when i am on the toilet.

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@transientThaumaturge[TT]

Okay man

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@transientThaumaturge[TT]

I passed out. And missed last night. At #eridanweek. What happened.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@transientThaumaturge[TT]

I haven't. Gone fishing before. But if it boosts. My resume....

Kult: +15

Kull: +10

Total: 25

Ratio: 1.50

Gameward Dualscar

@orphanerDualscar[OD]

#fishingfriday

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@transientThaumaturge[TT]

Yes, #fishingfriday.

@transientThaumaturge[TT]

Hm. Interesting day today. On here.

@transientThaumaturge[TT]

If anyone wants. An assistant to do paperwork and handle some stuff. Let me know. Trying to branch away. From my current boss.

Kult: +10

Kull: +15

Total: 25

Ratio: 0.67

@abjectDetermination[AD]

2o many a22i2tant2 around h3r3 looking for work Making m3 wond3r if I do n33d on3 🤔

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

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@transientThaumaturge[TT]

Let me know. If you do. Anyone's better than Zyggie. -3-

@transientThaumaturge[TT]

I don't enjoy a lot of things. But Chittr. And Eridan Week. Are exceptions. Mostly.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

@transientThaumaturge[TT]

Does anyone. Have recommendations. For things to help my throat.

Kult: +72

Kull: +75

Total: 147

Ratio: 0.96

RICHY MCMUFFINS

@chaoticTechnician[CT]

TRY MIXING SOME TEAL BLOOD WITH HONEY LEMON AND WATER. MY LUSUS USED TO MAKE THAT MIXTURE AND IT ALWAYS HELPED

@spiritualMotorist[SM]

mOtOr OIl.

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@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 CALL IT A DEEP THROAT MASSAGE. #nsfw

@cleverReference[CR]

√(Tea, girl.)²

Kult: +5

Total: 5

D. Eliezer Strider

@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Earl grey hot with lemon, fucking hate tea, but Egbert’s nanna seemed to be a witch or something so it seems to work

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@transientThaumaturge[TT]

Huh. Noted. ;p

@writenRevolution[WR]

usually i drink hot unsweetened tea / try sourcitron or mint

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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@transientThaumaturge[TT]

I will try that. ^^

@retroactiveAmnesiac[RA]

-7 6ulge #n5fw 2-

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@transientThaumaturge[TT]

That's. Two who've recommended that to me. Huh.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@transientThaumaturge[TT]

My voice is gone today. Screamed too loud at #EridanWeek.

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

@transientThaumaturge[TT]

I do not. Understand. Half of the shit. That just happened. #EridanWeek

Kult: +10

Kull: +10

Total: 20

Ratio: 1.00

@abjectDetermination[AD]

im 3qual part2 glad i l3ft 3arly and j3alou2

Kult: +7

Total: 7

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@transientThaumaturge[TT]

What I had witnessed. Cannot be described.

@transientThaumaturge[TT]

I am. Going to offer the fighters. Some ice to help recover soreness. I feel like. I have to at least offer. #eridanweek

@transientThaumaturge[TT]

#EridanWeek I can't look away. It's like. A scuttlebuggy crash.

Kult: +5

Kull: +5

Total: 10

Ratio: 1.00

@transientThaumaturge[TT]

#eridanweek I am. Genuinely concerned for the three fighters at this point. #violence

#violence #eridanweek

Kult: +33

Kull: +25

Total: 58

Ratio: 1.32

@temoraSolutionsinc[TS]

Elaborate Would You?

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@transientThaumaturge[TT]

Well. One of them. Is glowing. And I'm scared. And it's not just acting anymore.

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@temoraSolutionsinc[TS]

Fucking Excuse Me?

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@transientThaumaturge[TT]

Yeah. I'm just as confused.

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@temoraSolutionsinc[TS]

That Was Something.

@transientThaumaturge[TT]

Oh my gog. Round 3. Is going to be exciting.

@transientThaumaturge[TT]

I blacked out during the fight. What happened. #eridanweek

(OOC) 2 days ago

@transientThaumaturge[TT]

((OOC)) FUUUUUCK I GOT CALLED TO DO SOME SHIT FOR A WHILE WHEN THE FIGHT AT ERIDAN WEEK WAS GETTING GOOD.

@transientThaumaturge[TT]

#eridanweek This. This is the loudest I've been in a while. Goodness.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

@transientThaumaturge[TT]

It appears I have pulled up. To EridanWweek. Just in time.

@transientThaumaturge[TT]

If anyone. Sees any papers around. Containing stuff about financial information. For one "Zyggie Murdok." Please return them to me. They fell out the window. And scattered everywhere.

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

(OOC) 2 days ago

@transientThaumaturge[TT]

// OOC i can't go back to eridanweek fuck my chud life /silly