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Tessha Melitz

@transientThaumaturge

Assistant to a certain Purpleblood. DMs are open. [PFP from the Xamag Fantroll Creator]

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

#boycotteridanweek

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I went. For one night. And I blacked out because. Of how intense it was.

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

You have my sympathies

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Thank God. I didn't have. Any of that candy.

Every wipe. I get more and more agitated. With Zyggie. Help.

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

me when i am on the toilet.

Okay man

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I haven't. Gone fishing before. But if it boosts. My resume....

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@orphanerDualscar[OD]

#fishingfriday

Yes, #fishingfriday.

If anyone wants. An assistant to do paperwork and handle some stuff. Let me know. Trying to branch away. From my current boss.

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

2o many a22i2tant2 around h3r3 looking for work Making m3 wond3r if I do n33d on3 🤔

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Let me know. If you do. Anyone's better than Zyggie. -3-

Does anyone. Have recommendations. For things to help my throat.

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@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ;o) #nsfw

this is bait

You think. That'll help? Haven't tried. THAT method before.

No????

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@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 CALL IT A DEEP THROAT MASSAGE. #nsfw

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@hollywoodGodhead[HG]

Earl grey hot with lemon, fucking hate tea, but Egbert’s nanna seemed to be a witch or something so it seems to work

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Huh. Noted. ;p

I will try that. ^^

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@retroactiveAmnesiac[RA]

-7 6ulge #n5fw 2-

That's. Two who've recommended that to me. Huh.

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I do not. Understand. Half of the shit. That just happened. #EridanWeek

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@abjectDetermination[AD]

im 3qual part2 glad i l3ft 3arly and j3alou2

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What I had witnessed. Cannot be described.

#eridanweek I am. Genuinely concerned for the three fighters at this point. #violence

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@temoraSolutionsinc[TS]

Elaborate Would You?

Well. One of them. Is glowing. And I'm scared. And it's not just acting anymore.

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@temoraSolutionsinc[TS]

Fucking Excuse Me?

Yeah. I'm just as confused.

Gog. Spent three hours. Listening to my boss whine at me.

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=>>sø did it nøt wørk? sad>>>

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No. He gets too clingy.

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=>>clingy? Like? Red clingy? Man! Mine tøø!>>>

I feel caliginous. At best. Towards him. He's flushed towards me. And won't take the hint.

=>>øøøøøøø løve is in the air!>>>

I-- guess.

My boss. Is yapping my ear off. Help.

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=>>i recøMMend breaking øut thrøugh the windøw...if that døesn't wørk yell "LØØK! A FLYING LUSUS" and pøint and when they turn arøund and say "WHERE?!" yøu run øut øf the røøM!>>>

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I will. Have to try that. Thank you.

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Wishful thinking But i Really want Someone to Make out With my Nook That shit Sounds hot #nsfw

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My apologies. This might be. A bit rude of me. But you need. To get laid. So I don't. Have to read this shit anymore. #nsfw

I am hearing word that there was another incident at Eridan Week earlier. What happened.

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the c/)ndesce culled s/)me/)ne and als/) s/)me/)ne destr/)yed the b/)uncey castle

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Wha-- The CONDESCE was there?

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yeaaaaah actually i’m pretty lucky as s/)/)n as i left she arrived. gamblers luck

I'm. Glad you made it out.

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