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Lai

@trickyMachinist

Fleet engineer by night, mechanic by day. Something something The Overseer don't need to know about the things I say. Yeah, I can probably fix your scuttlebuggy.

Blood: PurpleKult Score: 295Kull Score: 5308 followers7 following

// This is my idiot son Laeche, this will eventually turn into an introduction post, so I'm just gonna tack on relevant images of him here. Lol in order art by eidolontrolls, roetrolls, and lordtonic on tumblr :) https://file.garden/aMb2VC837xleVX2F/laiguitar.png https://file.garden/aMb2VC837xleVX2F/laigoggles.png https://file.garden/aMb2VC837xleVX2F/laiagain.jpg

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𖤉h y⟢ll just p𖤉st like ⟢NYTHING f𖤉r re⟢l f𖤉r re⟢l lm⟢𖤉?

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didnt re⟢lize h𖤉w m⟢ny termin⟢lly 𖤉nline tr𖤉lls there'd be 𖤉n here ins⟢ne shit re⟢lly

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√(It IS the internet)²

i didnt expect it t𖤉 be chr𖤉nic, termin⟢l, br⟢in r𖤉tting

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√(How often are you on the internet?)²

i b⟢sic⟢lly h⟢ve like three j𖤉bs s𖤉 n𖤉t much since i w⟢s y𖤉ung y𖤉ung deff𖤉s pre fleet

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√(Well. That explains it)²

d⟢mn kid, ⟢m i 𖤉ut 𖤉f t𖤉uch?

√(You're free)²

𖤉h th⟢nk fuck

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g𖤉tt⟢ put the 24 ft guy next t𖤉 the 3 ft guy bec⟢use wh⟢t the fuck ⟢re y𖤉u guys even t⟢lking ⟢b𖤉ut

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𖤉h the h⟢teb𖤉t's n𖤉rm⟢l g𖤉t it h⟢te y⟢ t𖤉𖤉 lil buddy

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i like th⟢t s𖤉me 𖤉f y⟢ll h⟢ve y𖤉ur full g𖤉vernment n⟢mes ⟢nd 𖤉r titles in y𖤉ur displ⟢y n⟢me n𖤉t ⟢ criticism just ⟢ fun n𖤉ticing 𖤉r wh⟢tever

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@glurpMaster[GM]

sick

ye⟢h m⟢n cr⟢zy

,,,i don't,,,think $o,,,

idk h𖤉w t𖤉 tell y𖤉u this but y𖤉u're bi⟢sed lm⟢𖤉

,,,i am objectively,,,fundamentally,,,and metaphy$ically,,,unbia$ed,,, ,,,it'$ one of the mo$t iconic thing$ about me,,, ,,,(º ◡ x),,,

i ⟢ls𖤉 l𖤉ve lying

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Hey Lai can I confess some⟡hing ==⟢

yes st⟢rshine

I don'⟡ know your las⟡ name ==⟢

th⟢ts the w⟢y we like it

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sure i g𖤉t time f𖤉r s𖤉ci⟢l medi⟢ s'l𖤉ng ⟢s y𖤉u keep it between me ⟢nd y𖤉u

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...i don't think YOUR co would put up with you otherwise...

chew me up ⟢nd spit me 𖤉ut he w𖤉uld

...splat you into a fine paste more like...

:( well first he'd send me 𖤉ut sc𖤉uting ⟢nd then he w𖤉uld spl⟢t me cruel w𖤉rld cruel cruel w𖤉rld

...would he splat you while scouting or would he wait til your time scouting was done and then splat you as soon as you got back to your work bench?...

he w𖤉uld t⟢ke gre⟢t s⟢tisf⟢cti𖤉n ⟢t spl⟢tting me 𖤉n my w𖤉rk bench i think

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...enrichment for the overseer...

im ⟢nd just ⟢ me⟢t pumpkin t𖤉 him

...everyone is meat pumpkins to him...

i think he m⟢y ⟢ctu⟢lly e⟢t entire me⟢t pumpkins f𖤉r dinner