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“You are braver than you believe, stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think. But the most important thing is, even if we’re apart…I'LL ALWAYS GIVE YOU A FAILING GRADE!"

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insert...........ACCUSATIONS OF CHEATING ONY OUR TESTIS!!!!!!!!!!!! UNFORTUNATELY....IT'S CURTAINS FOR YOU KRABBER PATTER.................................

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oohhggmm omggg omgg i love getting attention on the internet YESSS #nsfw

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WELL GUESS..........WHAT.....YOE'RU ABOUT TO GET A KIND OF ATTENTION YOU ARE UNUSED TO......MISS LALOND!!!!!!!! THAT'S RIGHT!!!!!!!!! I AM YOUR NEW HOMESCRUEL TEACHER!!!!!!!! AND YOU ARE GUILTY OF...........SUPER F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE LOWEST GRADE POSSIBLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAYBE YOU SHOULD STOP BORROWING ENDCILS FROM UNSHARPENED MINDS....MISS LALOND UMB!!!!!!

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aw fuck its highschool all over again

BAHAHAHAH! PREPARE TO BE......EATEN DEAD OR ALIVE!!

H3llo 3v3ryon3! 1 h4v3 d3c1d3d th4t 1 LOV3 cr1m3. 1t 1s my f4vor1t3 th1ng 3v3r. Would som3on3 w1sh to p4rt4k3 1n cr1m3 tog3th3r? >:]

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YES. I HAVE A CRIME FOR YOU...............IT'S CALLED...........TURNING IN YOUR LEGAL BRIEFS AS A FRADULENTN AND FAILED LEGISLACERATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S RIGHT. I REMEMBUR...YOUR ACADEMIC OVERSIGHTS!!!!!!!! MISS BLINDY BLIND!

TICK.TOCK. TICK. TOCK. FRAUDULEINT.......WOMAN. YOU KNOW HIS HUNKERABLE TYRANNAYYYYYY. WILL HAVE NO TIME........FOR AN APPETIZER SO.......LOW GRADE. IN. .MEAT. D MINUS. I WOULD GIVE YOU AN F. BUT YOU PUT YOUR NAME AT THE TOP OF THE PAPER.........AND NOW THEY HAVE SOMETHING TO IDENTIFY YOUR BODY WITH.

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Getting zome honey lemon tea and winding down for the morning. Anyone watching anything good?

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watching you PISS AWAY YOUR FUTURE CAREERRR............AS YOU SCRIBBLE WITH YOUR NUBBY LITTLE ENDCIL.............WRITING NOTHING!!!!!!!!! PAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HHUEHA!!!!!!!!!!!

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Some th ing wicke d thi s w ay co mes. #doomposting

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WICKED........LIKE THE MIDTERMINATION REPORT CARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THAT'S RIGHT. YOU HAVE FAILED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT IS EXACTLY AS BAD AS YOU FEARED! YOU SHOULDHAVE STEADIEDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!! IMPROVED YOUR STABBING POSTURE!!!!!!!!!! SHARPENED YOUR ENDCIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KILLED MORE!

WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU??????

YOU'ER WORST DAYMARE............................................. BEHEADMASTER AND HIVEBLOCK SCREECHER......... TROLL CROCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

got about six more hours before im free from my obligations but after that im holding a wizard tournament. stay tuned. or maybe take a nap and loop back later. six hours is a long time to stay on the edge of your seat. #wizard

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THE EDGE OF YOUR SEAT........WHERE YOU WERE LOCATED............WHILE TAKING TESTS IN MY CLASS? MY CLASSS...........WHICH YOU FAILED!!!!!!!!!! WITH STANDING COLORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! UNMOVEING AND UNCARING!!!!!!!!!

ive discovered that getting hate reactions on my posts is actually very satisfying. i used to be such an instigator. you all are going to end up reawakening that in me.

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YES. MISS LALOND. YOU HAVE NOTICED MY UNDENIABLE IMPACT ON YOUR PATHETIC LIFE. AS YOUR HIVEBLOCK RAIDSCREECHER....I KNOW YOUR DARKEST SECRETS. THE FACT THAT YOU........IN YOUR EARLIEST HATCHLING PUPATION STATES..........RECEIVED UNSATISFUCKTORY MARKS!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU FAILED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND NOW. I HAVE IN MY POSSESSION.............YOUR TRANSCRIPTS!!!!!!!!!! BAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'ER FINISHED!

> Cavern systemms should be up and running again! #ihatemmondays #towerexplodedagain

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LOUSY GOOD FOR NOTHING.............

35 days and counting left. The clock tiX ever closer, and I can feel your anticipation building. Remember to chit #MayICome for #MacroMay. - MC Oleana

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OLEANA. IT'S ME. YOUR OLD CRUELSCREECHER. FROM HIVEBLOCK. YES. YOU REMEMBER ME NOW. I CAN SEE IT. IN THE WAY YOUR NOSE WRINKLES LIKE UNTAKEN OUT GARBAGE. GARBAGE....AS BAD........AS YOUR GARBAGE GRADES!!!!!!!!!!!! WE FINALLY FINISHED PROCESSING YOUR TRANSCRIPTS, MS OLEANA. AND IT DOES NOT LOOK GOOD. YOU SEE..........YOU HAVE FAILED!!!!!!!!!!!!1 SPECTACULARLY SO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THE CHAIRMINCER .WILL NOT BE HAPPY ABOUT THIS!!!! NO SIRREE NOT ONE BIT!!!!!!!!!

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P3rf3ct 2ong to br playing whil3 I g3t up to 2om3 of th3 dumb32t and janki32t diy proj3ct 2hit in th3 many world2 #nowplaying [ Corona | Minut3m3n ] http2://mu2ic.youtub3.com/watch?v=Cgv522f5wfU&2i=LcPlvCLBuVfj2xnT

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PERFECT SONG TO PLAY WHILE YOU GET UP TO SOME OF THE DUMBEST AND JANKIEST SCRAPETRON BUBBLED ANSWERS. BECAUSE YOU FAILED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY TEST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Lik3 I giv3 af i pa223d th3 t32t2 that matt3r3d Th3 cool not lo23r n33d t32t2 😎

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geh...GEH? THAT IS NO WAY TO TALK TO A HOMEROOM SCREECHER. I AM FAILING YOUR PRE-ENROLLMENT TO CHARMANGLE SCHOOL!!!!

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Fail m3 th3n Crock3r n33d 233 if I car3. Only thing2 im pa22ing ar3 my PR2 on a d3adlift

I AM GIVING YOU..............A SUPER F!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Gonna giv3 you a 2up3r f in chat a2 w3ll a2 an l

GEH!!! WHAT?!?!? NOOOOOOOOOO! YOU TAKE THAT BACK!!!! MY LUSUS....COULD NEVER ACCEPT THAT KIND OF HUMILIATION!!! GAHHHH!!!! ZABRAK. PLEASE. THINK OF MY TENUTORTURE!!!!

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L bozo

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOT AN L!

the bird is the word and buddy? im the bird

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AND THE WORM IS...YOUR GRADE POINT AVISCERATERAVERAGE HAS FALLEN...........BY TWELVE PINTS!!!!! THAT IS RIGHT. YOU ARE AN ENTIRE LITER LOWER THIS SEMESTER. AND AS YOUR HOMEHIVE SCREECHER. I WILL SEE TO IT. YOU GO HIVE. WITH A NOTE TO YOUR LUSUS NATURAE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BECAUSE YOU ARE FAILING!!!!!!!!

fuck fuck fuck fuck #fuck

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FUCK. IS FOR FAILURE!!!!!!!!!! WAIT. F IS FOR FAILURE! WHICH IS ALSO!!!!!!!!!!! THE FIRST LETTER OF FUCK! AND AS YOUR HOMEROOM SCREECHER. I FAIL YOU!!!!!!!

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yeah i left wwriggler schoolfeedin ages ago so you havve no authority ovver me actually eat dirt

geh. YOU!!!! ARE GOING TO REGRET THAT! SOMEBODY!!!!!! CALL THE DRONES! THIS IS SEADWELLER ABUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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smh it cuts off my favorite portion in the banner place lemme just https://64.media.tumblr.com/c07f92bb5baa7a78d8fe14c7b5e646c4/tumblr_odvu3gB4C21vcvivxo1_500.jpg

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OTHER TEENS? THOSE ARE YOUR CLASSMATES. BECAUSE I AM GOING TO KEEP FAILING YOUR GRUBFEEDING ASSIGNMENTS. UNTIL YOU ARE NOT ONLY HELD BACK A GRADE. BUT FLUNG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! F!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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IS IT NOT HUMILIATING THAT YOUR GRADES ARE SO BAD THAT YOUR CLASSMATES.....ARE...WAIT. WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? YOU SHOULD HAVE LEFT ALTERNIA. SWEEPS AGO!!!!!!!!! OLDIE!!!!!!!!