

Toby Tooley
@turboTool
please dont
felt cute might delete this later https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0a8b5e7e1c65.png
aaaw man mybrot ht hher sa aays.i got tt taaaget a aa,gym membershhip .....,,,,,,i.ca aant t work out...i cant even do a pushhhup,,,,,,wha aatt...thhhef uck im...gonna aa look like...suchh aaa loser
wheres the wizard juice post when you need it? #substance
=:) Want|ng to k|ss your best|es |s okay you know that r|ght?~
>>^o^n the s^o^fa kicking my feeties thinking ab^o^ut big beefy men
iwishhh.shhadow thhhe hhhedge,,,,,,.....h hhog wa aas..... rea aal ,,,,,,,
Okay. So maybe I really suck at Sburb.
my keyboard is so f ucked afftterspilling aaall tth hhat...mountta aaindew onitt
It is time t♥︎ make 2:30 am c♥︎♥︎kies :D I’m ♥︎nbee like 2/3 c♥︎herent right n♥︎w beecause ♥︎f that yummbee c♥︎cktail #substances BUUUUT — the c♥︎♥︎kies w♥︎n’t bake themselves!!
somebodys balls got caught in the microwave

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ohhh,,,,,,my god oh my f uck...was,it t,,,,,, my ffault ch hhittrbrokeim so,,,,,,,sorry
Popcorn is a bunch of little guys who desperately want to be in your mouth but theyre hibernating cause they are native to a high temperature environment so when you microwave them they wake up very suddenly but then they get cold again which is why they want to be in your mouth so so badly because its warm in there
the rusts are fighting in my comments this is top tier entertainment lmfao











