Aw hes jpeg artifacting my posts. Enshittify on my funky freaky asshole.
He stated Sweet Bro had unfortunately died in a car crash. Tragic.

Be cautious to teach your wooden boy to behave, Geppetto. Teach good manners and even better restraint. We wouldn’t want your prodigal Jeff to wind up a The Killer would we?

Congratulations on being a father. The gift basket should arrive shortly.
Yeah not going to lie it is at least five movies too late for that Rose who liked that one post I made a few hours ago. I mean have you seen any of my movies behave is not what Jeff does and good manners were out the window by the first line of the movie. He also definitely killed someone but kudos on the creepypasta reference.
Im so proud. Hes so hilarious. Man I wish I had thought of doing this first.

What creepypasta? Jeff the Killer really happened. People died, Dave. There were countless bodies. Do they count for nothing just because they were difficult to tally?
Call me D. And yeah I mean yeah pretty much. Thats kinda how counting works. If you cant count them then theyre nothing You said it though not me.


