Miss Eoniti Laioir
@turnspitAndiron
‘My nerves are bad tonight. Yes, bad. Stay with me. Speak to me. Why do you never speak. Speak. What are you thinking of? What thinking? What? I never know what you are thinking. Think.’
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╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 am neither fully verified or unverified 𝙸 am somewww.here you cannot see @~,@
I believe that means you exist in a state between realities, one strutpod in the circle, one out. The wind may push you either way, so you must make a choice quickly lest it be made for you, you see.
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Yxu knxw that xld thing abxut walking alxng the side xf the sidewalk clxsest tx the street tx prxtect a dame frxm a buggie that might splash a puddle??? If that's gentlemanly then it has tx be gentlemanly when scaled up tx the extreme right??? :000 If a lady asked me tx sacrifice myself fxr her... I'd dx it withxut questixn... Well!!! With very few questixns!!! X))) I think there's very little that shxws true chivalry like that... It's the deepest trust I cxuld xffer...
You make for quite the dashing gentleman indeed, good sir. Offering your life may as well be eternal servitude; you are putting your all into providing for your Lady for the rest of your mortal existence. How precious. But, how would you react I wonder, if your Lady would die for you, give you that offer?
⌒°ʚ(ෆ❛ั ᴗ ❛ัʃƪ)ɞ♡°⌒ Purplebloods are so silly! They either say really mean things or they say really funny things. I like them! Though, I don't know why some run from me... am I scary?
Purplebloods are a varied lot. Some of us yearn for the skies above, some the caverns below, and some the oceans of blood all around. It is a trifle tricky to triangulate the trajectory of any given troll. Perhaps it is this fear of the unknown which is scary.
>>| my mind .is like .a hurricane .and my thinkpan .is squishy, .i guess. the night was marvelous .at least.
My my, sounds like someone had a fun time. I take it you were at the gala? Such a marvelous time, with the crowds and the music and the dancing, and the games, not the least.
rEvElrIEs 9:14 “brOthEr thErE AIn't nO fAIth If yOU'rE nOt shArIng It. dOn't cArE If yOU knOw thAt OUtsIdEr AIn't bOUttA clOwnvErt. thE mEssIAhs ArE vAIn As A mOthErfUckEr, And mAn dO thEy lOvE tO sEE A bItch wAx pOEtIc bOUt Em. tAlk lIkE yOU'rE bOUttA brIng Em tO clUrch, tAlk wIth thAt prAIsE On yOUr tOngUE“ #scrIptUrE #mIrthfUlchIttr
Brother sister and sibling all, there are many who find purpose aligned with a cause. What cause more uproarious is there than that of the Divine Comedy? Come my darlings, come my dears, take this. It will make you see the undersides of the stars. Take this, tell a joke and a prayer, and place it below your tongue. #substance
⚇ Suffering (Of Junkix, a heretic) 10:14 ⚇ "PLEASE! STOP! I SEE IT NOW, THE CARNIVAL YOU SPOKE OF. THE ENDLESS COLORS, THE FLASHING LIGHTS. I SEE, I SEE! I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING ELSE AND IT BURNS, IT FUCKING BURNS! I REPENT, I REPENT!" ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
Please falls so easily from the lips of those with something to gain and something to lose. It makes one yearn for the nights of good manners and polite discourse. The rules of civility, I find, are so much easier to enforce now with a smile and a very large stick held behind the back. Woe, woe! Repent, impolite, repent!
🐾waNNa hear a coNstrUctioN joke? awh, actUally... i’m still ''workiNg oN it''! ehehe, hehe,
Wanna hear the one about the party that served no beverages? Hehe.
🐾oooh NothiN' like a good Party joke to get it 'PoPPiN'! ehehe x) what'cha got 'brewiN' there? hehe,
making fr13nds is difficult when your pan keeps telling you theyre going to abandon you one day once they get to know you
Making anything takes time and effort. Anything worth keeping, anyhoo. A good meal lasts only a day, but the memories a lifetime. I suppose it could be as simple as needing anti-anxiety medication, but there is no fun in guessing at that. What say you?
:33< *the mighty huntress lays on her back belly looking oh so petable this totally isnt a trap or anyathing*
*The sweet and dainty maid carefully steps around the mighty huntress as she shifts dust from one end of the cavern to the others. She thinks for a moment, then breaks a hole in the wall with her fist so the kitty may lay in a moonbeam. For the fierce felinid, anything.*
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What is my brain on about. This is ridiculous. This is why I fall back to that ancient proverb.
What is a mind? Is it on, off, left, right, wrong? If we are our pans, yet they escape so easily, what are we? Meat within a cage of bone within a cage of flesh? The electricity coursing through the meat? Dare I utter it, a soul? Is there a sole soul? Or perhaps... "As above, so below," so says the proverb.
D —> What is blue and doesn’t weigh very much D —> Light blue D —> That was funny
What is blue but is not very good at it yet? Green blue. That was funny.
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My my, how sweet of you. I must wonder if you are the same as I, and would do anything to provide said help.
don’t put a jar of honey in front of MMe i’MM either chugging it or gettin MMy hand stuck in there
Don't you spoil your appetite for supper darling, you're a growing troll. The Pooh Cholerbear look may be sweet as your honey itself but that is neither here nor there.
⚇ Carnivals 1:1 - "I didn't begin my shit as the clown ass motherfucker you know today, and honestly? I ain't think that any purpleblood does. You ain't born with shit but your ticket, its up to *you* to earn everything else. Your paint, your station, the honor of the blood in your veins? Earn it. Earn it through prayer, laughter and slaughter." ⚇ #Clownposting #Scripture #Mirthfulchittr ⚇
I find the best gifts are those that are earned, be it through servitude, stand-up, or slaughter.
incredibly curious what the post was. #vagueposting.
I just nxw realised I've never dxne nxne xf thxse hxrnypxsts I see sx xften... Sx I best try... Ahem... I wish xne day tx have the xppxrtunity tx hxld a dame's hand... I fantasize abxut drxpping my blazer xver a puddle sx she cxuld keep her feet dry... ...Ahhh!!! It's txx filthy!!! I can't cxntinue!!! X((( #NSFW #NSFWE !!!!!!!!!
I think you have a most lurid imagination. But what a polite young man you are. I am sure any fine lady would be ever so flattered to stomp upon your cloak as though she were barefoot at the wine manufactorum, dancing upon the grapes like a bacchanalia of old. You do well to provide some utility, by all means dear, conntinue.
can istill b scene even if i dont hav teh cut????? )'X
Can you dedicate yourself to the lifestyle? To the vision? To plur? If so, I believe you may just make the cut.
What do you mean humans evolved from monkeys?
What fun! Do you think they came up with barrels before or after the monkeys?
I think 8efore, they pro8a8ly act like cupes for the 8a8y monkey human.
I could not say, unfortunately I have yet to properly meet a human.