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@turntableGlissando

rap master. creator of smuppets.

Blood: AnonymousAge: Kult Score: 560Kull Score: 5229 followers4 following
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@turntableGlissando[TG]

>> "tenacioustimer" asked "what's it like being a strider? do you have the "strider charms"?" i have enough charm without being a strider. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsfeikzis7bh7f_n0icvwx9xtsy4-pweooojdy8doiazrcegrg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=102153962301873589111

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>> "anon" asks "fuck me" how about you take me out to dinner first? or at least let me know your name. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsfeikzis7bh7f_n0icvwx9xtsy4-pweooojdy8doiazrcegrg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=102153962301873589111

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>> "tiredsublime" asks "yaoi or yuri" wow, you guys are getting real creative with these. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsfeikzis7bh7f_n0icvwx9xtsy4-pweooojdy8doiazrcegrg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=102153962301873589111

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>> "perpetualquiddity" asks "yaoi or yuri bro be honest" yaoi. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsfeikzis7bh7f_n0icvwx9xtsy4-pweooojdy8doiazrcegrg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=102153962301873589111

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@turntableGlissando[TG]

>> im drunk ask me questions. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsfeikzis7bh7f_n0icvwx9xtsy4-pweooojdy8doiazrcegrg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=102153962301873589111 #substances

Kult: +15
Kull: +10
Total: 25
Ratio: 1.50

Katana or Scimitar??

>> katana.

Kult: +5
Total: 5
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@turntableGlissando[TG]

>> "the freak 2" asked "how big is it" 2 inches, bottom growth has done me well. #trans https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsfeikzis7bh7f_n0icvwx9xtsy4-pweooojdy8doiazrcegrg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=102153962301873589111

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>> "anon" asked "precisely at what age does your prerequisite of "gilf" status start?" spiritually? 60. logically? at whatever age you have grandkids. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsfeikzis7bh7f_n0icvwx9xtsy4-pweooojdy8doiazrcegrg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=102153962301873589111

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>> "anon" asks "in you experience how far does the poop usually fall from the pee" *your. also, can we ask normal fucking questions? jesus christ. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsfeikzis7bh7f_n0icvwx9xtsy4-pweooojdy8doiazrcegrg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=102153962301873589111

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>> "anon" asked "god i would do anything to get in your pants." how about we start by telling me who you are, hm? https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsfeikzis7bh7f_n0icvwx9xtsy4-pweooojdy8doiazrcegrg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=102153962301873589111

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Kull: +5
Total: 20
Ratio: 3.00

*、👀!⚡️

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>> im bored. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsfeikzis7bh7f_n0icvwx9xtsy4-pweooojdy8doiazrcegrg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=102153962301873589111

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>> i didn't think magicanon was a real person. https://files.catbox.moe/05i3jk.png

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>> happy #tittytuesday. #nsfw. (ooc : picture isn't mine.) https://i.pinimg.com/736x/3f/46/d7/3f46d71f78dd4142744268d5b4aae9b2.jpg

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>> "soo.. wouldnt you like to know weather boy" asked "soo... my friened has a crushh on youu :o33" are we in 5th grade? also, im not interested unless theyre a dilf, a gilf, or a hot babe. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsfeikzis7bh7f_n0icvwx9xtsy4-pweooojdy8doiazrcegrg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=102153962301873589111

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>> "@magicanon" asked "m!a: you gotta be nice! for like! an hour! ♡♤◇♧" i think youre confusing this with a tumblr askblog. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsfeikzis7bh7f_n0icvwx9xtsy4-pweooojdy8doiazrcegrg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=102153962301873589111

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Kull: +10
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Ratio: 1.70

You heard the Magic Anon.

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>> yeah, yeah, fine. hang on, let me come up with a compliment.

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>> hate my chits more, it gets me wet. #nsfw

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>> my type: your dad.

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Ratio: 0.83

I dunn-o-o- h-o-o-w safe that is t-o-o- say -o-o-n the tr-o-o-ll website, sir.

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Are you sure he's kinda a deadbeat pig (cop)

>> there's johns here.

Yeah but My dad is a m-o-o--o-o-se

you cant say that to me man

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@turntableGlissando[TG]

>> dating preference : dilf, gilf, or hot babe. or milf.

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>> i got ghosted after 4 fucking messages.

Kult: +7
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They dunno hehe what they're hehe missing haha out on

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>> "gethaxedloser" asked "guess what". i don't know, chicken butt? are we fucking 5? https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsfeikzis7bh7f_n0icvwx9xtsy4-pweooojdy8doiazrcegrg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=102153962301873589111

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Ratio: 1.00

*、y3S!⚡️

>> im a fucking genius.

*、lM400000!⚡️

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>> its that time again. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsfeikzis7bh7f_n0icvwx9xtsy4-pweooojdy8doiazrcegrg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=102153962301873589111