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@turntableGlissando

rap master. creator of smuppets.

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@myProfile[MP]

What's a Fight Night? Like I understand the general concept, but. I wanna go. Is it open invite?

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@turntableGlissando[TG]

>> thats what im asking.

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@neonAllnight[NA]

i eagerly await gothnight

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@turntableGlissando[TG]

>> me too.

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@aphysicalAmusement[AA]

why'd the chicken cross the road?

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@turntableGlissando[TG]

>> to get to the liquor store. #substances

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@aphysicalAmusement[AA]

hey man, i'm sorry to say but i think the chicken is gonna die of alcohol poisoning.

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@turntableGlissando[TG]

>> glory, glory, what a helluva way to die.

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@malleablePersonage[MP]

You SHOULD let vampires bite you whenever they want. You have so much blood, it's only polite to share

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@turntableGlissando[TG]

>> i agree.

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@turophileGibber[TG]

moms spaghetti

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@turntableGlissando[TG]

>> hes nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready.

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@turntableGlissando[TG]

>> im drunk ask me questions. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsfeikzis7bh7f_n0icvwx9xtsy4-pweooojdy8doiazrcegrg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=102153962301873589111 #substances

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@deerestEnemy[DE]

Katana or Scimitar??

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@turntableGlissando[TG]

>> katana.

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@techhDogg[TD]

finally got over my fear of horror movies but now i'm afraid of those fabric characters u control with ur hands #imtalkingaboutpuppets #incasethatwasntobvious

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@turntableGlissando[TG]

>> puppets are fucking sick.

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you would say that

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@turntableGlissando[TG]

>> i did say that.

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@turntableGlissando[TG]

>> "gethaxedloser" asked "guess what". i don't know, chicken butt? are we fucking 5? https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsfeikzis7bh7f_n0icvwx9xtsy4-pweooojdy8doiazrcegrg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=102153962301873589111

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*、y3S!⚡️

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@turntableGlissando[TG]

>> im a fucking genius.

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@turntableGlissando[TG]

>> "@magicanon" asked "m!a: you gotta be nice! for like! an hour! ♡♤◇♧" i think youre confusing this with a tumblr askblog. https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1faipqlsfeikzis7bh7f_n0icvwx9xtsy4-pweooojdy8doiazrcegrg/viewform?usp=sharing&ouid=102153962301873589111

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You heard the Magic Anon.

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@turntableGlissando[TG]

>> yeah, yeah, fine. hang on, let me come up with a compliment.

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(ㆆࡇㆆ") < #toptuesday. bottoms quiet down. #nsfw

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@turntableGlissando[TG]

>> what about switches?

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@turntableGlissando[TG]

>> my type: your dad.

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@turntableGlissando[TG]

>> there's johns here.

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@amorousChanteuse[AC]

if we’re talking relationship requirements, i’m like, a sucker for opposites attract. or, you know, someone that doesn’t ALWAYS take my shit but knows their place??? good sense of style; smells nice, too. mainly, they have to like, be into, or PLAY music. that’s a big yes. 💭

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@turntableGlissando[TG]

>> i produce music and im into music. i smell great.

i was able t@ alchemiZe up myself s@me delici@us blueberry fayg@. its been S@@@@@ l@ng since ive part@@k in the wicked elixir, very much l@@kin' f@reward t@ later. @u@ #substance

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@turntableGlissando[TG]

>> try ket. #substance

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what's "ket??" @_@

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@turntableGlissando[TG]

>> ketamine. or you could try fentanyl. #substances

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i have never heard @f "fentanyl" either. @_@ what are these illicit substances?? h@w are they used, what d@ they d@?? @_@ #substance

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@turntableGlissando[TG]

>> they get you nice and high, baby. ket is injected, snorted, or taken. fent is ingested. #substances

Oughhhh finally vwatching Obsession

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@turntableGlissando[TG]

>> is it good? i heard its good.

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So howw are wwe feelin right noww : )

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@turntableGlissando[TG]

>> banger.

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@aphysicalAmusement[AA]

i should pick a random person to vote for a bunch on that thing, considering someone's trying to rig it in my favor. who wants to be hottest chittr user?

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@turntableGlissando[TG]

>> me.

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