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means you know your place davey. that's good.

rest in peace
it's always trauma with dave. get over it lil man.
Cute. Wonder who put that idea in your head.
More appealed by the feisty ones sometimes. I like when they're hostile. Gets me going.

< I THINK THAT'S OUT THE WINDOW. JUST EMBRACE BEING WEIRD, PATHETIC, AND SLIGHTLY FUNNY. >

sucks to suck, doesn't it, little man?
omega lock in time bro
its fine i expect some assistance from you but the countless other needy little rats on here? well...
hes always getting up to something and i dont think i have it in me to care anymore. worlds biggest manwhore gets another ass to fondle who is shocked? any hands??

sorry hes here and hes stealing my phone from me just dont worry about it dude maybe block me idk

please disregard that dude im sorry hdlfkg
I mean. Takes some balls to admit something so embarrassing. I'll give you that.
DMs are open to Dave Strider exclusively.
Hey now whats wrong with acting like a chick?

it suck's cause of like air compression in the plane or something
whatever man i dont even care
i think i just witnessed something on my dash
even more idiotic, now.
stupid.
mostly mindless drama and if you think about it, unless ur breaking up w them next, you're now dating someone who chose some guy that put too much effort into getting some attention & left their partner for em so all in all not a bright idea unless you're tryin to be a bitch n not get ur heart broken or smth
how pathetic do you have to be to obsess over victimizing the same guy over and over and over again? get a hobby or something.

What qualifies as weird dick?

⚣h like in twink... f⚣rgive me f⚣r being culturally insensitive but it seems m⚣re "gay" t⚣ make that c⚣nnecti⚣n than it w⚣uld be just eating ⚣ne

Fr⚣m a cultural perspective I am curi⚣us what makes eating a cream filled pastry "gay"
Welcome to team unlovable.
making him cry is the highlight of every. fucking. day.

i feel dirty all the time and its only getting worse by the second dude

yeah i get you shit gets real fucking physical puts me in way too many wack moods

you good dude





