♣ mediated by @turntechGodcest

The strider need for attention, shit that's good better trademark it.

Incest Hour But It's Just One Striders Ramblings On The Timeline #incest

Living with trauma sucks in all the obvious ways but it also sucks in a bunch of subtler ways that people don't talk about as much. Almost autopiloting into yeeting a sword through my wall because I thought I heard a suspicious noise even though my abusive mom died seven years ago is one thing, but then there's ALSO the fact that because my brain is trying to hype me up to survive an enemy that literally doesn't exist, I'm just passively stuck in that agitated state for the next half hour. It's like someone hooked my emotions up to an ASDR and fucked up the settings as a joke.

Do not question my ways, Strider.

Weird. Weird.

I can dunk on your mood some more, dawg.
vagueposters vs the block button.
do you want more gummy bears or something? i can buy you more gummy bears probably. i will even shake the bag like dog treats and you will feel super drawn to them and want to come hang out with your best friend john. i have also made the decision on your behalf that we are best friends so that you have more incentive to come visit me.

Good boy.

Curb your behavior man, and maybe I'll give you a Scooby snack.

dont mind the dude usually personally but i guess hes in a spamming mood cause this is getting kind of incessant.
I do not think you can grow a nose. I do believe you are born with one! Either way, I could try, buddy. :-)
wish the fatigue wasnt this bad. constantly feels like im about to fall asleep.
cant lay down unless its on my side. heart beats way too hard otherwise. this sucks.

One day, I will work up the courage.

No. Ha. I might live though.

Why do I fucking bother.
fatigue has been my biggest issue lately. too tired to get up right now even if i wanted to.

course you have and look how it hasn't worked. yeah, i could but you want it to bad. where's the fun in that?

yeah. stop trying to fuck my alternates or moaning about wanting to.

could try not being so pathetic. i know it's hard.

well, you are a dave. it can't be helped.

< I HAD SOMETHING MEAN TO SAY, BUT INSTEAD. GOOD LUCK. >

I'm selfish for you.

I feel better.

sometimes i have to consider my strong negative feelings for dave's is forced. then they say something fucking stupid and no, they are in fact just that annoying.

means you know your place davey. that's good.

rest in peace

it's always trauma with dave. get over it lil man.

< I THINK THAT'S OUT THE WINDOW. JUST EMBRACE BEING WEIRD, PATHETIC, AND SLIGHTLY FUNNY. >
omega lock in time bro
its fine i expect some assistance from you but the countless other needy little rats on here? well...
hes always getting up to something and i dont think i have it in me to care anymore. worlds biggest manwhore gets another ass to fondle who is shocked? any hands??
Hey now whats wrong with acting like a chick?

it suck's cause of like air compression in the plane or something

whatever man i dont even care

i think i just witnessed something on my dash
mostly mindless drama and if you think about it, unless ur breaking up w them next, you're now dating someone who chose some guy that put too much effort into getting some attention & left their partner for em so all in all not a bright idea unless you're tryin to be a bitch n not get ur heart broken or smth
how pathetic do you have to be to obsess over victimizing the same guy over and over and over again? get a hobby or something.

What qualifies as weird dick?

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Welcome to team unlovable.



