

D Strider
@turntechGodhead
sup shoutout to kars matesprit
[photo attachment: kar curled up on a couch like a cat, what a cutie patootie, oh my goodness. dave is sat sort of next-to-him, sort of on-him. he stares blankly at the camera, angling it at kar.] so cute. and then wakes up and starts talking. smh i dont think it is but i figure i should tag #suggestive just in case
my kismesis stupid as hell dawg im crine
how can you have a lap full of strider realness and be playin block blast. im almost insulted #suggestive i guess
gave him his phone back out of the kindness of my heart and he stabbed me this is why you should never be nice to any man #feminism
hell yeah lime team #angelsnutritionblock
so i did (barely) get beat up but i still have bros palgust. people dont make good on their threats these days man
if y0u train diligently enough there's pretty much n0thing you can't s0lve with violence.
MY PALMHUSK IS STILL STOLEN BTW. I'M CHITTING FROM MY HUSKTOP. DAVE FUCKING STRIDER GIVE ME MY PALMHUSK BACK!!!!!!!!!!
BULGE SIZES HUH? 5 INCHES LAST I CHECKED. #NSFW






