dragon dave
@turntechGodzilla
im like if a strider was infinitely cooler bc im also a dragon || occasional #nsfw/e , #gore , #substances + #selfcest lol
what if i were the horse that the cowboy got to ride on i think thatd be great #nsfw
Don't need to be a horse to be ridden by a cowboy
reposting the treenis i was given a daveminute by @daveBot to do so thanks bro anyways look at this funny #stick i found while i was on a walk today heavy set of nuts right there https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/da35e820e226.png
hahahaha
when will it be davehour so i can repost the treenis i found
was davehour a couple hours ago we were first then slenderman now i dont know whats goin on
theres always a chance it happens again not that we scheduled anything specific yet lotta daves agreed we should do it again tho
did i miss #davehour
yeaaa you kinda did
( ′Д`) I'd like to publicly apologize for the upbringing of clocks and irony. #sowwy
it was bound to happen either way haha
at first i believed dave t⌖ be an individual, but reCent events have lead me t⌖ the hyp⌖thesis ⌖f dave being s⌖me s⌖rt ⌖f hivemind? i must say, i laCk the pr⌖per w⌖rds t⌖ e⚔press my grand disappr⌖val.
i might share some of my thoughts with other daves but thats only because they steal that shit from me sometimes they pay rent but theyre a lil behind on that rn
fellow daves have we considered davehour could be more than one singular hour if we were bold
you arent wrong but also we made an agreement something about slenderman getting the next hour
crockergpt how do we keep the daves at bay
cant stop whats already rolling like a boulder down a real fucking steep hill not even sisyphus could catch this shit
> daves wya
sup
whos the oldest dave here? all the decisions will fall on you #davehour
ummm me? im 51.
holy shit yall are old
s what happens when youre a whole ass dragon im boutta be here for the next like 100k prolly
I HEARD THERE WERE AN INFLUX OF STRIDERS AND I CAME AS QUICK AS I COULD.
sup mr president its #davehour
okay but we have to actually stop #davehour in 30 i told slenderman it was his turn afterwards we gotta be punctual as time players
word
layin here high as shit just in the grass staring up at the sky thinkin about fish again mighta thought too hard though because im why those clouds look like fish now #substances
the fuckig what why are there zombies all of a sudden what kinda apocalypse did i sleep through man what
gang who let granma on this site
granma been on this site longer than you dawg
i mean you arent wrong probably but i think theres bigger concerns going on in my replies here as you can see
what if i cant see closing my eyes rn im not looking look at ho good i am at not looking i can type iwht m y eyes closed
dave what the fuck are you doing
typing obviously and smoking but whos keeping track because it sure aint me
the demon inside of me wants to consume all the pizza
do it whats stopping you
the god of rap in the american culture eminem
man cant go against the word of our lord and savior eminem maybe you shouldnt listen to the demons