dragon dave
@turntechGodzilla
im like if a strider was infinitely cooler bc im also a dragon || occasional #nsfw/e , #gore , #substances + #selfcest lol
conductor likes all pigeons true true true but has favorite pigeons @taciturnGodhead and @turntechGodzilla is favorites jack of hearts and king of diamonds
coo coooo thats my pigeon noise
im a great pigeon the best kind because i know how to make nests properly instead of just putting sticks on the floor
today i learned that hammerhead sharks have really good vision and also theyre shaped like that because its pretty fucking beneficial for a shark apparently smell better see better sense shit better what more could you want
8=l < Oh that is interesting
hell yea its interesting makes you wonder why all sharks dont look like that tho if its that beneficial to have a hella wide face maybe evolution just hasnt caught up yet and hammerheads are just winning the fuck out of that race
8=l < Nature wor% by "good enough" 8=l < Not by what's most efficent 8=l < That's why there are some poorly designed animals
this is true natures weird as fuck shit gets weirder when theres magic involved tho fr
8=l < Oh yes I agree
[ -- turntechGodzilla [TG] has attached an IMAGE. -- ] [The picture is framed squarely on a clearing. A dense forest of purple trees surrounds a large, grassy area filled with an assortment of exotic-looking flowers. The foliage itself seems to be entirely in purple and blue hues, occasionally featuring more pinkish tones. In the center of the image is a small herd of around 3-5 cows with long, shaggy hair that seems to cover their eyes and horns on either side of their head. Some sets of horns jut out in a way that is expected. Others have horns that twist and curve in almost an artistic way. Their fur matches their surroundings, marked with darker, dappled shades that seem to imitate the way that light filters through a tree. The one thing of note about this strange herd isn't the coloring of the image, nor the horns, but instead the tiny pairs of butterfly wings each have. At least one of the cows in the image is clearly hovering, neck outstretched to get its teeth around fruit higher up in one of the trees closer to the camera. Deep in the background, there is a set of four glowing dots, staring straight at the camera, a darker shadow around it that the dots clearly belong to.] kinda cute but also still weird as hell
if youre making a hot drink you shouldnt use an ironing board to stir it this is because an ironing board is too big to use as a stirring device unless youre making a hot drink in a pool feel like youd need to have that kinda thing over a fire to make sure its hot tho because elsewise that shits gonna get cold real fuckin fast either way a shovel would probably be a better thing to use to stir if you were making a drink in a pool
grreAt t|p :)
im just doing my best to keep people informed out here because sometimes it do seem like aint nobody know shit
who up selfcesting it
i know i am
i think one of the most underrated skills to have is the ability to spread shit with something other than a knife sometimes you dont have access to a knife to be spreading shit if you dont know how to actually use anything else youre fucked with a slice of whatever the fuck and unevenly spread bullshit
sword
sword is big knife but not exactly knife probably counts as something other than a knife if you squint or ask the right guy hella different technique to spreading shit with a sword compared to a knife
anybody else want to be #studied in an #enclosure for my personal interest
tempting ill get back to you on that one tho
yknow i dont think i was previously aware of the fact that robots could be all downright cuddly i mean i also dont think i knew that some robots were capable of feeling things with their hands like a person but you learn something new every day got to spend an evening snuggled up with a robot and it was a hella good time
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oh yea it hella depends i just forget that there are differences like that sometimes because ive interacted with maybe three robots before this guy in particular so easy to fall back on those stereotypes youre fed through media yfeel me?
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oh yeah i forgot there was a badge for this last time could i get my claws on that shit when you get a chance thanks
B33 < @turntechGodzilla https://m.media-amazon.com/images/I/41LPyVXhKkL._AC_.jpg
huh dawg what
B33 < use that kind of brush instead its a good one alchemize it if mew have to
man whatever ill give it a try still aint think you can properly judge based on images alone tho ngl
fun fact for yall today turns out you dont even gotta be a player in sburb to get some of the sick ass aspect powers how do i know hm im sure you can guess ive lived in this fucking session for my entire life im just surprised shit didnt appear earlier than this
ohhhhh the fuckin memo i was wondering why there was this weird sense of familiarity i mustve seen your tag pop up in the notifs at some point anyway im pretty sure you can have dragons in a world without needing magic too
my furs the softest shit youve ever felt fine as hell and decently long why
B33 < beclaws im seeing your furcking pictures and you dont brush that shit right and its mawking me mad im getting mew a brush
fuck you mean i aint brush it right im brushing that shit daily my coat shiny as fuck i been doing this shit longer than your atoms have existed
what i think its one of those nylon brushes?
what???? is it that fucking bad of an option?