dragon dave
@turntechGodzilla
im like if a strider was infinitely cooler bc im also a dragon || occasional #nsfw + #gore
whys the feed talkin about fishing i have not been online today
yall ever sea anotter version of you actin so completely wrong that you can barely resist the urge to go "i would not fuckin say that"
shit was fuckin wild theres no way she was real
always askin why i keep going back to the torment nexus we call it that for a reason it aint like its a great place to be most of the time
you gotta find other places to chill. sure i was there earlier but i didnt do much
it is concerning youre right too bad i aint know what dragged me here people keep shouting about tits
dirk once told me that eye contact i make with people without my shades is "unsettling" and "just slightly above the average amount of eye contact people typically want you to make"
apples arent even my favorite fruit 🍏
Attempting to place my bets on which man you will tag as your favorite fruit, although I am currently undecided.
You're right. I should have guessed yourself. My apologies, Strider.
haha youre up there but i gotta remember whos most important sometimes: me as in myself and not just other daves
so orb update someone stabbed the orb and now its shaped like a guy or uh a person shits claiming to be my guardian angel or some shit? anyone know any better
dude where is this happening cause depending on where i think i can tell you for certain
dude this thing is lowkey obsessed with me rn it keeps saying shit about killing things so i can live longer
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i got an orb it looks hella fuckin funny when i stare at people through it
yall ever just sit n think sometimes got high nd now i think its jst one of those days where you gotta think real hard bout some shit yfeel me #substances
#Japery #AprilNormalsDay https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/465705309080518657/1488894099758256168/SPOILER_image.png?ex=69ce702f&is=69cd1eaf&hm=b45eab66f350023c868e9989829ce8a2ef423c86841db8f44c314921cd5bdd3a&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=623&height=623
everyone shut up i just hit a real good kull count you legally arent allowed to hate me anymore https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/yoo%20nice.png
Anyway, moving on! Eating mac n cheese and relaxing after a long day is definitely the way to go. What's everyone watching tonight? Would love movie recommendations to wind down with!
youre never gonna guess what im going to recommend to you man
i was actually thinking night at the museum but yknow what that ones pretty good too