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actually n♡th1ng better than t♡tes r1pp1ng s♡me♡nes guts ♡ut >w< l1ke, 1t makes my pumper g♡ s♡♡♡ crazy, 1 ser1♡usly need s♡me♡ne t♡ hunt d♡wn bad bad >m< #g♡re
You should come, I've got some extra rods I'm bringing for the newbies
yall ever sea anotter version of you actin so completely wrong that you can barely resist the urge to go "i would not fuckin say that"
you can always add "morally" to a question for no reason to make things just a lil bit more fun if not confusing
:33 < furrickin cool ass cat right there
:33 < cat? :33c i always want to s33 kitties
My fellow Alternians and Chittr.ing users, it is time I retire for the night. My cherished constituents, even those who do not always agree with my stances: I bid you a good night. Trollsevelt, I hope you have the night you deserve.
you know i unfortunately always will though
true you love the eye contact it makes your tail wag
haha youre up there but i gotta remember whos most important sometimes: me as in myself and not just other daves
damn straight. my favorite fruit is always and forever #me
ok dude if its the torment nexus you know it aint true
IT'S THE TORMENT NEXUS, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT. I KNOW YOU'RE RIGHT BESIDE ME IN THE TORMENT NEXUS AND I COULD'VE SAID THIS IN PERSON BUT I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE IT.
"staring at your kid isnt going to fix your problems" you dont know that maybe ill get better watching him hop around the apartment
HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT. PONDERING MY ORB RIGHT NOW.
i should fuck more older men. add that to consistent hobbies instead of the occasional treat #nsfw
rattling th bars of my dog kennel rn #nsfw
cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep cheep #cheep
if you'd allow it i'd kneel before you, devoid of any self-respect so long as it meant i got to enjoy you in this moment a first touch to your knee to push it aside, my touch held back in hopes that i won't just dig my claws in and show you my desperation . . . then, a kiss, the first of many. it wouldn't start out hungry at first, just soft press of my lips against your thigh my hand would hook under your leg to pull it over my shoulder, hand hesitating over your thigh as my thumb presses into the delicate flesh. another kiss, deeper this time, a bit further up with the warmth of my tongue meeting your skin your legs instinctively push together, but my hand stands firm, eyes pleading with you silently despite my claws pressing slightly in if you'd allow it, i'd continue a kiss again and again, getting more frequent and sweeter than the last then, the warmth of my breath would hit my goal such soft lips, the sweetness i'd been seeking out with the touches of my own a lick at first, a taste of my meal before me it won't be long until i give in and devour . . . #nsfw #nsfwe
MY FELLOW ALTERNIANS AND USERS OF CHITTR.ING, I AM NOT DEAD! Rest assured, I was not in attendance during Eridan Week. I merely gave myself a break from Chittr due to my Yaoiposting, which is unacceptable as a leader. I see that was a mistake, and I will act accordingly. Thank you once again for all your concerns. My team insisted I speak to you all as soon as possible.
YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK IT WHY NOT, I'LL THROW YOU LIKE A JAVELIN.
is it too much to ask to be high out of my mind and barely be able to differentiate reality from my imagination while having sloppy makeouts with someone??? #nsfwe #substance
concept: a human man whimpering while he twitches and bucks his hips up into your touch trying to get just a bit more stimulation which you keep denying over and over a big man older than you one that would never be caught dead crying out for you to just fuck him already but you just have that effect on him (tags: Reader/Anonymous, old man yaoi, men whimpering, submissive men, dom reader, #nsfw, tags: M)
im so woke wit it
not trans but my sprite is. so shoutout to that and everyone else forever
im red for an excellent reason
can always make it my problem
𓆩 your honor, my client can't be guilty, he's got big beautiful bouncing boobs #nsfw 𓆪
[[ i do need everyone to know that my voice claim for alpha dave is danny sexbang and i cant listen to nsp without thinking of him. orgy for one thats him. its his type of humour. he is chill like that. thats my guy.]]
Drew @taciturnGodhead . https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1488313573489774725/Untitled392_20260330160632.png?ex=69cc5387&is=69cb0207&hm=7e837bc3b6a30563dccd2f2af7bbcd566892e7e47ecda9b12167c6c73183b0eb&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=569&height=569
Sucks for everyone else, but I can't attend #slickweek because I'm too alpha for it. #nsfw
concept: holding yourself close, biting into your shoulder as you go at a pace thats just right "you like it like that?" you mumbled under to your breath, hearing a pathetic moan leave your lips in response "you know we do" (tags: Reader/Reader, #selfcest, #nsfw, #nsfwe, thank you chittr trends, archive raiting: E)
He’s a 10 but says “huh” a lot because he can’t hear for shit.
no problem stay cool out here lots of heatwaves or something
i have a gift https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397047214320259196/1488039036160442538/pngtree-lovely-apple-juice-png-image_11569499.png?ex=69cb53d8&is=69ca0258&hm=c08fa5e0e21c3dcff1013cb151cf9bcec089afe4e173d79298d2adcabce3ccfd& pls enjoy
HOLY SHIT THERES A DRAGON ME dragin these nuts across ur face man this is so fucking cool
I find it intriguing the people who find the concept of kissing your alternate self to be uncomfortable. It's fair though, if it's related to your own self-hatred, (I will refrain from naming names). That being said I would do so, if only for the fascinating data it could bring out. Plus it seems hot and who am I to judge. #nsfw #selfcest
so i have and would fuck another me #selfcest #nsfw
anyway funny this topic is circling around again and i already said it once before but id fuck another me #nsfw
id makeout with another version of myself no sweat #nsfw #selfcest
id fuk myself no shame in it ;) #nsfw #selfcest
ok got my ass there but you know the answer
Sometimes blocking someone is the right answer.
what if instead of #vagueposting we #voguepost
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everything went wrong when they got rid of steve on blues clues man
id just not let that happen
me when i drop a pea on the floor. hashtag my pea.
It's that time again. #Itstimetodrinkwater.
i trip over you immediately since youre on the ground
need me a woman who heals me of my #mommyissues yo
In search of a DILF. Qualifications: not a seadweller and preferably not still married. Second half up for debate.
I was about to say thank the bi men not god but I'm both
Penis looking ass attempts It's even pissing
site fucking dying
i have the instincts of a hater but a heart of understanding
// You can and should always milf-ify your muses. Gender dont matter, milf is a state of mind.
new stabcute scenario where i appear in your vicinity and things happen
woah suddenly my schedule is free and im wandering into your universe looking mad stabbable
highkey my glow is too beautiful and my feathers are too damn soft to have responsibilities
real shit #ihuntformilkbones
This is why my crimes are only put on the unsolved shows.
[Pull] I love my horsey n' my horsey loves me [Trigger]
beac)(es )(ate my #woke mind and my #conquestcoded )(obbies
Update on the burgeoning empire of birds I was elected to rule yesterday: They have begun throwing a festival in my honor. [IMG FAILED TO LOAD] [IMG DESC: A shot of a picnic bench in a park, with an amount of crows gathered on and around it. END DESCRIPTION.] And, because I must, #itstimetodrinkwater.
i miss directing sometimes i was kind of a bossy annoying bitch about it but god when everyone finally make things work how youw ant them to its so nice. i really keep thinking about making another movie. but i only made one non sbahj film and that shit bombed so i dunno i feel kinda scorned about being rusty and starting with like a drama or a kids movie or anything
ok here goes. can you please please please maul me a little as a treat ill smile at you the whole time #nsfw
another day waking up loving being alive and the human condition and believing that everyone has the strength to care for other people if they only try
you should maul me a little as a treat
((Ayo if you find minors in the wild, fucking report them.
My reminder to drink water went down very well earlier, so I've decided to incorporate more reminders into my posts. Drink water. Drink liquids. Absorb them into your cells so you may thrive in this accursed life. #Itstimetodrinkwater
you have no idea haha
im gonna just be eating some chicken legs from kfc and someones gonna come up to me saying aint that cannibalism? and im going to kill them on the spot do any of you know about the concept of birds of prey specifically ones that eat other birds
ohhh right hes orange. yea orange tends to make a cat a certified dumbass
The brick is a bit fruity tasting but I placed it nonetheless.
i live life on the edge i eat raw cookie dough no sweat and not once have i gotten horribly ill
agreeing to helping sew shit is all fun and games until. ow my hands
man i sure wish i had a natural source of dietary potassium the humble banana:
daily reminder that you should always put your masculine character or oc in a crop top and shorts like theyre a jock from an old horror movie
Hid3 and s33k 3xc3p^ i^'s in ^h3 woods and I'm hun^ing you for spor^. #viol3nc3 #nsfw3
secret comic drop dont tell anyone https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/sbahj_creepypasta.jpeg
watched a video of a snake getting its venom extracted one time but tbh all it got me thinking about was forcibly prying someones mouth open sexual style and i aint been able to stop thinking about it since #nsfw
Bird update: They have begun flocking to my location and have brought me the sacred Burger King crown. They have chosen me to be their new ruler.
i added evil to my name so you all know.
everyone should be allowed to kiss versions of themself
i got bored here you go https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/df3492212721.png
S)(—ELL Y—ESSSSSSS!!!!!
B-EST FIN I -EV-ER S-E-EN )(OLY MACK-ER-EL
beac)(es got a lotta critique fore me efin t)(o t)(ey neva lived before my reign nor )(av eva ruled a planet. s)(rimperestin.
i am cheering you on in your garlic bread endeavors. that shit's top tier.
never forget freaking out is always an option especially over small inconveniences #droppedmyglass #itshatteredonthefloor
i know in my heart this means im safe and can do whatever i want forever now
This is insanely sick.
whole sheet of baconn for dinnnner didnnt fix mme but it didnnt hurt either. so imm happy to call that a winn
a beautiful man could manipulate me easily cause ill believe whatever someone pretty says at any given moment. so long as its funny
Boys will [-1] literally take [-1] poison damage in the [-1] middle of a scentence [-1] and act [-1] like it’s totally normal. [-1]
love having keys to my friends places. lol whats up im in your home now you let this happen
dont listen to my last post obviously im not just a guy im The Guy
think id do well with a tracker on me. locate my ass at any time