♥ liked by @turntechGodzilla
conductor likes all pigeons true true true but has favorite pigeons @taciturnGodhead and @turntechGodzilla is favorites jack of hearts and king of diamonds
who up selfcesting it
exactly thats some dexterity and dedication to the art of sandwich right there
gay sex leaderboard
.⋆♱⃓ Two closeted men ge𓆩𓆪ing Zuper high and dryhumping each other. Imagine with me if you wi𓆩𓆪. Two a𓆩𓆪arently “Ztraight” guys hang out, not knowing they both have a crush on each other. They get high, Ztarting o𓆩𓆪 normal, watching dumb Zhows together and laughing. But Zlowly the tension grows as the movies Ztart to get Zpicer and Zpicer. Ones t𓆩𓆪 high to contain himself and pops a tent right there. They both play it o𓆩𓆪 like is a Zi𓆩𓆪y a𓆩𓆪ident. “I can’t blame you man, they were ge𓆩𓆪ing it on pre𓆩𓆪y hard in there.” But he can’t help but Ztare after Zaying that. One Zu𓆩𓆪ets they Ztart watching raunchy movies, no reason to Ztop at just Zaucy Zcenes, right? The r𓆩𓆪m ge𓆩𓆪ing more heated the longer the watch. Eventua𓆩𓆪y Ztumbling acro𓆩𓆪 a Zcene including two men. Their faces flushing i𓆩𓆪inently, they try to l𓆩𓆪k away but they can’t. “I’m not into that I’m just curious…” they both Zay despite how hard they are Ztaring at the Zcr𓆩𓆪n. One Zc𓆩𓆪ts closer to the other, almost instinctively Zo of course the most reasonable thing to Zu𓆩𓆪est next is mutual masturbation (forgive me for this Zhi𓆩𓆪y writing I’m Zl𓆩𓆪py). There is no other reason to Zu𓆩𓆪est this other than practical reasons. Tota𓆩𓆪y. They get close enough to touch each other at least. It’Z awkward, and clumsy, but they get there eventua𓆩𓆪y. Crotches pre𓆩𓆪ed together with the bi𓆩𓆪er one on top. The movie just background noise by now as they Zlowly Ztart to grind the fabric betw𓆩𓆪n them. A Zlight Zhu𓆩𓆪er from one as they Zlowly drag their hips back and a groan from the other as he pushes hips forward. Zlowly ge𓆩𓆪ing more and more desperate as they continue ru𓆩𓆪ing their hips back and forth. Panting and l𓆩𓆪king into each others eyes. Pushing the boundaries of what’Z t𓆩𓆪 far and what’Z not. Zlowly ge𓆩𓆪ing closer and closer until they are practica𓆩𓆪y cu𓆩𓆪ling while le𓆩𓆪ing out desperate pants. Zubstances making everything more Zensitive and them more responsive than ever. The one on top growling as the one below him whimpers and begs to go faster. Enjoying this moment, the top Zlows down instead, wanting the bo𓆩𓆪om cry out. Pu𓆩𓆪ing more whimpers before the bo𓆩𓆪om fina𓆩𓆪y lets out a loud moan. “F-fuck- I love you~!” The bo𓆩𓆪om cry’Z out, pan t𓆩𓆪 Zcrambled to f𓆩𓆪l emba𓆩𓆪a𓆩𓆪ed by it. Fueling the top to fina𓆩𓆪y give the bo𓆩𓆪om what he wants and going faster. Rough thrusts and grinding, growls and moans, fu𓆩𓆪y pans and constant groping. Fina𓆩𓆪y Zpi𓆩𓆪ing over into a heavy and desperate orgasm from the both of them. The top leaning down to ki𓆩𓆪 the bo𓆩𓆪om as he Zlowly grinds out their orgasm. Making it last before fina𓆩𓆪y le𓆩𓆪ing his hips Ztop. Ruining their clothes and furniture with their mat. But they don’t care, fa𓆩𓆪ing limp against each other, they Ztart to cu𓆩𓆪le properly. They’𓆩𓆪 clean up once the high wears o𓆩𓆪.
walkin up to beautiful men (and women happy pride) in the club and asking them their thoughts on immortality and its ties to morality
sometimes i just like shit without context and then wince when i see the context later
salad dressing? i suppose we should give it some privacy
straight up rawdogging it and by it i mean my life
Brought drinks for #davehour https://i.postimg.cc/C16BD2cs/Screenshot-20260610-173757.png
Also, do not trust me to read shit while high. Last night I saw a tik tok that said "antique store cat" and thought it said "antique cat store" and got super sad when I realized I was wrong. #substances
its that time again. 🍃 #substance
feel like there was something i meant to do days ago and who the hell knows what it mightve been oh well haha
sometimes i do puzzles without looking at the picture its supposed to be just to see how long itll take me to put it together. but now i have two unfinished puzzles scattered in the apartment and im pretty sure i lost half of the pieces by now idk i started these months ago
call me dave the way i be strider
#empressbars a)(em ric)( fis)( w)(o got control gurl t)(as w)(at you call a findom gold on my wrists n on my crown t)(is s)(ips my kingdom gettin so muc)( doug)( t)(as w)(y its called a bakin empire lemme bring t)(e batter n t)(e cake n t)(en ill bring t)(e fire yo we spittin bars but we neva stay be)(ind em if you t)(ink t)(ese planets fine ill say t)(anks cuz i designed em i cod )(it you wit my car n you would bow like t)(ank you missus by t)(e time you turn around im )(ella far you blowin kisses like you ask if i got gucci say i boug)(t em out rabble on aboat yo problems i cod reely doubt cuz w)(y you w)(inin w)(en we alwaves takin over if you want anotter peixes t)(en get down n bubble blow )(er
i’ve never been bitten with homoeroti( undertones. it’s all been homoeroti(, period, end of senten(e, be(ause it was in the middle of ga7 sex i was having #nsfw
But, Consider The Tension With Homerotic Undertones. The Yearning Afterwards. #suggestive
Fun fact! I can crush a watermelon between my thighs! And rip it apart with my bare hands! 🥰
cowboys are cuute.
1 W1SH 1 W4S TH3 S1Z3 OF 4 K41JU SO 1 C4N D3STROY BU1LD1NGS 4ND US3 4 TR4NSM1SS1ON TOW3R 4S 4 TOOTHP1CK. >:[
HTTPS://M3D14.T3NOR.COM/TFM4J1TDMM44444D/L1LO-4ND-ST1TCH-D3STROY.G1F
WAIT WE’RE #YEARNING? MY TIME HAS COME.
Again, 6'9 top leaning switch of a bear. :) #nsfw https://chittr.ing/profile/goliathsTerror/5aaa8ff6-ee12-4bfa-908d-9ea74f5110f2 https://chittr.ing/profile/goliathsTerror/93df6cbd-3aae-47e6-bc1a-e87087f2ee5b
im a short king
I want nothing more than to bite into that dork. He probably makes the best noises, the whimsical ones always do. I wish I knew his type #nsfw
:33< im a total weirdo fureak purrfurt :DD :33< its the only way to live :33< #nsfw
im a man of the p̶e̶o̶p̶l̶e̶ men i love men
pretend im quote rechitting this for a ratio arigatou https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b6787e6ab04b.png
-=[me when im a bowl of proofed ddough ready for the oven_☺]=-
uhhh hey gu
mothman
I have decided I will start being the bad influence on others.
mmmmm sharp teeth piercing through my skin wait whatwho the hell said that #suggestive
world record holder 4 worst drawings ever yet i STILL WON DAT BITCHHHH thx for hostin the skribbl nepeta
I’m like if an Honorary Strider was President.
im a simple nak i open the app i do my cute little nakking i watch the number go up and i close the app and go to sleep
reposting the treenis i was given a daveminute by @daveBot to do so thanks bro anyways look at this funny #stick i found while i was on a walk today heavy set of nuts right there https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/da35e820e226.png
oh shit oh fuck
i commence dave minute right now if you post it quick though
i missed #davehour but my power extends past contained hours for things! most liked reply that has a theme for a reader/dave strider fic will be written it can be anything sfw paleslop to hard bdsm milk enemas (tags: Dave Strider/Reader, rpf, #rpf, #nsfw, fic requests, chittr requests, creative writing, bl, archive rating: E)
going with clinging baby dave for the badge btw
petitioning a mod to make a dave hour badge thats just the baby dave png @ any mod i dont know whos online ngl
（￣□￣；）I GUESS?!
Loved participating. Stay frosty #davehour.
lessgooo gnight daves. #davehour
THATS A WRAP no more #davehour
> happy #daveh0ur
GET EM IN GET EM IN
...this is like the human dave version of how mentioning the clowns makes them both multiply and then swarm like they think they're carnivorous sea monsters
im scared they're gonna take me out back and shoot me after #davehour #violence
ill miss you fellow daves we all need to gather up in a group hug before we all die
they're going to get me in two minutes.
ill miss you my fellow daves i cant believe we all die forever in 4 minutes
love my fellow daves. #davehour
Personally, in honor of #DaveHour, I will share my favorite #DaveMoment I have experienced. It was when a certain Dave Strider variant sent approximately 10,000 chrysanthemums to the Gray House because I said it was my favorite flower. How sweet.
5 minutes daves
again #slenderhour is after #davehour we must not encroach on slender hour
i think #davehour should only be an hour every week its special then
Council of Daves...
fellow daves have we considered davehour could be more than one singular hour if we were bold
this is an ironic statement
10 minutes remain fellas
this is great. i love this.
That’s where you’re wrong; they all are, in fact, the coolest.
being dave is awesome its a shame more of you arent dave but we can change this
I am using “fellows” gender neutrally. However, if that does not apply to you, I support those ladies as well!
I am a proud supporter of #DaveHour. I like those fellows a lot!
i love when theres a thing happening all about me
hey daves we have 20 minutes left keep it goin
okay this sucks actually no more oldest dave makes the decision actually we are voting on things like a committee #davehour
yess we grow
aw man.
I HEARD THERE WERE AN INFLUX OF STRIDERS AND I CAME AS QUICK AS I COULD.
can... can we combine #davehour with #hornyhour? #nsfw kind of
kickin it back at #davehour.
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okay but we have to actually stop #davehour in 30 i told slenderman it was his turn afterwards we gotta be punctual as time players
oh damn it looks like its #davehour
https://media1.tenor.com/m/Wcgw-PxdFz8AAAAd/and-old-woman-snatching-her-pen-away-woman-writing-in-her-notepad-at-a-funeral.gif...𓆝 𓆟 𓆞
thinking about getting back into childhood hobbies such as eating paper #myhobbies
is all of chittr just having a minions related stroke right now like collectively
https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/image_2026-05-10_201938840.png
lets hope neither one of us find out then
accidentally slept for nearly a full day whats good
<action; statement input; statement: i want to bite someone #vio|ence #gore />
(\ /) in regards to my last post, don't worry, i'm fine. and besides that. i won. #violence #blood ? https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/wow.jpg
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Had a bit o1 a late shi1t a^d I’m back 1rom work ^ow a^d I heard you 9uys wa^ted to see this? I do^’t u^dersta^d why but sure! https://12.toyhou.se/1ile/12-toyhou-se/ima9es/119551820_8J0^B9MApprVjl7.p^9?1778211611
Something About Biting Into The Neck Of Your Partner As They Cling To You it Is Incredibly Satisfying Seeing Their Reaction #nsfw
oh right my fit minus my face cause eh #midnightcitygala https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9532fb51bd36.jpeg
thinking about this post i saw the other day tbh https://www.tumblr.com/homesmutconfessions/815689022423924736/im-gonna-need-to-see-more-dave-on-dave-action?source=share #nsfw #selfcest
we on about #selfcest again and no one told me? what the hell guys i love selfcest
holy shit #selfcest hours? i think it's obvious i would fuck myself cause we are the hottest fuckers out here, then maybe sit in silence with said self #nsfw anyways selfcest threesome, orgy even
Thanks to the combined efforts of @obvertSoftware and @turntechGodzilla, I've been successfully peer pressured into making an account. Both of you, please give yourselves a round of applause, a pat on the back, and maybe a congratulatory self-fellatio if you're feeling especially proud. Everyone else is invited to use their allotted 5 seconds to gawk in abject confusion at the handle before directing their attention spans back to the refresh button for their next dopamine hit of the day. No thank yous needed; it's just my natural generosity. I'm basically Mother Teresa in this bitch. That is, if Mother Teresa was really more like Edward Norton, though with maybe 2% more of a god complex. Anyway, Roxy's somehow managed to hack into all of my accounts and I've been unsuccessful in permanently changing their handles back, so I guess it's just fucking stuck like that until the bit's gotten old. Going 2 years strong now, and there remains little hope for it to die out. RIP in piss my online dignity, or something. I'm not even going to bother using my old handle for this. It's only a matter of time until I get epically pwned for the hundredth time. And with that, obligatory introduction over. You're all welcome. Peace out.
she wacky on my zingo til i oh yeah thats the stuff
B33 < impurrtant kitty business
#glubposting https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/87f9e16a10b4.png
O-> O+o+h, I Had To+ Crawl O+ut O+f My O+wn Lo+wer Half After A Centaur Transfo+rmatio+n. Ho+rrific 😓
reminds me of animorp)(s. loved t)(at series. inspires me to make more intergalactic war a reality for )(ow cool t)(at s)(it was.
:33 < what a dude
₍^. .^₎⟆ Somet!mess ! bruSsh my ta!l aga!nssst othersS ch!nsSS then w!nk to teasSe them :3c #sSsuggessst!ve꠹
if i'm so deep inside you that both of our visions are starting to blur and you're begging me to go harder, then there needs to be a mutual understanding that the idea of pulling out is out of the picture :P #nsfw
Real shit.
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dunno shit about how to do any of that spellways so good luck cause my way isnt recommended
hell yes theres gotta be no better teacher than a fishy dragon right
sounds like nows the perfect time for you to teach me how to swim haha
rate the club fit https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d823f471b89d.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d8d54ca77f3f.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c7da89d028b0.jpeg
[|87 :: As a surgeon 1 can agree.
Hard Agree.
lowkey i mightve done that. the spiders went away and left fish in their wake or something
wild to post about fish bones then scroll and see this haha. youd make a sick ass fish though
i dont really collect a lot of cool dead shit anymore but ive been cleaning some bones for a project and holy shit fish bones are so hard to clean without damaging
nno. im sorry. i hope thinngs get better.
whyd i type this in my notes earlier where was i going with this https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6d13c1715dae.jpeg
https://i.postimg.cc/6Q7SFDcJ/image-2026-04-18-001052631.png I turned it around. By accident.
smilin cuz i kno it pisses peeps off and also cuz i b s)(ella satisfied wit myself all t)(a time 3B-) 3B-) 3B-)
haha youre high as shit stay safe man
oh yea shes 100% stealin your thoughts if you put her there
is the critter at least keeping you company dawg
Lol https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/get%20shit%20on.png
me after trying to suck my own dick for the first time #nsfw
>> the 1eડb¡anડ have g¡ven uડ perm¡ડડ¡on to ડpeak !! ! we ought to take th¡ડ opportun¡ty for men 1ov¡ng wh¡1e we can
ok ive decided the turtles name is razz greensworth and shes livin on the couch like an additional pillow
ok ok see thats a name suggestion youre the only one doin it right so far
flat fuck
taking name suggestions for the critter i made earlier https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/27ce3bf2f66f.jpg
sumtimes u jst put on pink pony club n ugly cry abt it
damn straight
dude we should go hiking together sometime ill bring a good cam and snatch a plant guide to see if we could choose the right plants to eat first try
SIGH thinking about that bulge again. #nsfw
never any real need for a hooker with the way the paparazzi be constantly riding your dick #nsfw
comin back ta life soon fyi we fnna )(ave a rager aboat it
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Proud to announce that today is officially a National Holiday, for no particular reason.
going to fight a dragon!!! @turntechGodzilla you are going down !!
i have never been weird ever #motivational #notaboutanything
((Genuinely would make her cackle with glee
TH1S 1S TH3 4NSW3R TH3Y D0NT W4NT Y0U T0 KN0W
>([im literally always askin t#is and nobody wants to face da real problems]
finally someone said it
your second offering is good i respect this were you a human though your first would place you in the freak /aff category however
𓆟𐀪 not 𓆟, 𐀪 i g.et it no𓆙
call me purple guy the way i always cum back #nsfw
fuck yesss my dude lemme know if you wanna bake together
didnt get these sickass tattoos to keep them hidden https://file.garden/Z8HT17OPQBp0VGw6/tattoo%20tour.png
fuck i forgot about my charm that comes from my beautiful smile
people love me for being swagless queer and annoying
who dont want me
god DAMN. lol as if i dont already know what you look like
the thing they dont tell you about waking up at 5:30am is that you gotta be awake for the rest of the day
whats up with all the women talk what about the men #mlm
sick fuckin pic a buddy snapped during the last gig with SLAMDUNK https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/975fde6ec737.jpeg
Bowser kinda hot i cnt lie... #substance #nsfw ish
getting in trouble for boiling water in the #microwave again
i WOULD LIKE TO THANK, tHE ACADEMY, HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/B58CC39EB6DF.PNG
thanks i feel included now
(( OOC hey though sincere reminder if you are a minor *please* get off this site. yes. you reading this. like. literally WE, the adults, will be the ones held responsible for you being here, even if you lie about your age or hide it. you are endangering yourself and others. im sure there are better spaces for you to rp if you look. be safe. sorry i just had to get that out there.
// everytime i see obama in my notifications, I smile.
Pspspspsps. @aeneasCaldarium https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a41bc4358bf8.PNG
HERE. HERE'S A SUGGESTION. WE SHOULD DO #KARWEEK INSTEAD. BECAUSE I'M *MUCH* COOLER.
bitches love my posts (the bitches in question are other versions of myself)
i could imagine being a d tier saturday morning cartoon antagonist!
really? maybe i should try it then! we could both try it out. your john must be a cool guy!
i like pulling silly and evil pranks on dave sometimes!
Fair and same
hottest thing you can say to a troll imo https://i.pinimg.com/736x/4d/64/0d/4d640d80c31cb0d53c9d99909917c500.jpg #nsfwe #gore
watched the musical rent for the first time it was cool
alexa put on my super sexy rap fucking mixtape i made for having gay sex with myself #nsfw #selfcest
I think it's really funny when someone pity reacts to my horny posts. Like they're looking at me like I'm a sad little dog. #nsfw ish
bouta fuck myself #winning #nsfw #selfcest
im dave motherfucking strider
wires that shouldnt be touching.... touching... power being stripped away from parts of my body and my cooling systems clocking in over time #nsfw
I Just Want A Tall And Handsome Guy To Grab Me By The Hair And Speak Dirty To Me. #nsfw
im normal i dunno what you guys are on about
sigh my shell open and parts everywhere though #nsfw
anyone know what kind of beetle thiss is?? i found it while furaging!! >XO https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c1889eb8b993.png #beetleweek
♡k i'm d♡ne j♡king! Here is this pretty thing i f♡und! ♡ #beetlep♡sting https://i.pinimg.c♡m/♡riginals/ed/fd/79/edfd79d36379eac5f5f39ebaea966d4b.jpg
(( being autistic w: a special interest in bugs is so beautiful rn. love beetles. love them. theres one called the false clown beetle.
wE wEnt from bulgEposting to bugposting????"
T)(ere's one ULTIMAT--E t)(ing t)(at all of us foargot. It's very, very, very top secret. So forbidden t)(at it's only glubbed about in )(us)(ed tones. Are you ready for it? Its #)(olding)(ands.
Gigglin' and twirrlin' my hairr as ya tearr my thrroat out. #nsfwe #gorre
noting that lol
I know this ain't about me but damn did that hit harrd
you free later? just curious here
tht sounds like it wud b kind of catastrophic 2 the local ecosystems i think
Listen if I wasn't already obvious about my wants and needs, let's be clear If I don't get a goddamn #girlbulge to taste, I better have a #boynook to sample I cannot stress enough how hungry this feed has made me, and I demand recompense #nsfw
Girl bulge is an unstoppable force, but let's not forget its tight French cousin #boypussy, the immovable object
sometimes being a bird isnt so bad cause i can say some shit easier in caws n other birdly sounds
eating cadbury eggs is so embarrassing. its either no one look at me i bit into it and i got the cream all over my fingers somehow. or you try to put the whole egg in your mouth its like oh great i forgot how big these are and now my mouth is too full of cream
bug tier list https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7fe106433d2b.png
my type is myself because only me can keep me satisfied, damn right #nsfw #selfcest
yeah true
actually n♡th1ng better than t♡tes r1pp1ng s♡me♡nes guts ♡ut >w< l1ke, 1t makes my pumper g♡ s♡♡♡ crazy, 1 ser1♡usly need s♡me♡ne t♡ hunt d♡wn bad bad >m< #g♡re
fuck yes
You should come, I've got some extra rods I'm bringing for the newbies
yall ever sea anotter version of you actin so completely wrong that you can barely resist the urge to go "i would not fuckin say that"
you can always add "morally" to a question for no reason to make things just a lil bit more fun if not confusing
THAT'S A COOL AS HELL CAT.
:33 < furrickin cool ass cat right there
:33 < cat? :33c i always want to s33 kitties
My fellow Alternians and Chittr.ing users, it is time I retire for the night. My cherished constituents, even those who do not always agree with my stances: I bid you a good night. Trollsevelt, I hope you have the night you deserve.
you know i unfortunately always will though
true you love the eye contact it makes your tail wag
exactlyy when am i ever wrong dude
haha youre up there but i gotta remember whos most important sometimes: me as in myself and not just other daves
damn straight. my favorite fruit is always and forever #me
ok dude if its the torment nexus you know it aint true
IT'S THE TORMENT NEXUS, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT. I KNOW YOU'RE RIGHT BESIDE ME IN THE TORMENT NEXUS AND I COULD'VE SAID THIS IN PERSON BUT I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE IT.
"staring at your kid isnt going to fix your problems" you dont know that maybe ill get better watching him hop around the apartment
HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT. PONDERING MY ORB RIGHT NOW.
ah shit. got my ass
i should fuck more older men. add that to consistent hobbies instead of the occasional treat #nsfw
rattling th bars of my dog kennel rn #nsfw
if you'd allow it i'd kneel before you, devoid of any self-respect so long as it meant i got to enjoy you in this moment a first touch to your knee to push it aside, my touch held back in hopes that i won't just dig my claws in and show you my desperation . . . then, a kiss, the first of many. it wouldn't start out hungry at first, just soft press of my lips against your thigh my hand would hook under your leg to pull it over my shoulder, hand hesitating over your thigh as my thumb presses into the delicate flesh. another kiss, deeper this time, a bit further up with the warmth of my tongue meeting your skin your legs instinctively push together, but my hand stands firm, eyes pleading with you silently despite my claws pressing slightly in if you'd allow it, i'd continue a kiss again and again, getting more frequent and sweeter than the last then, the warmth of my breath would hit my goal such soft lips, the sweetness i'd been seeking out with the touches of my own a lick at first, a taste of my meal before me it won't be long until i give in and devour . . . #nsfw #nsfwe
MY FELLOW ALTERNIANS AND USERS OF CHITTR.ING, I AM NOT DEAD! Rest assured, I was not in attendance during Eridan Week. I merely gave myself a break from Chittr due to my Yaoiposting, which is unacceptable as a leader. I see that was a mistake, and I will act accordingly. Thank you once again for all your concerns. My team insisted I speak to you all as soon as possible.
YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK IT WHY NOT, I'LL THROW YOU LIKE A JAVELIN.
is it too much to ask to be high out of my mind and barely be able to differentiate reality from my imagination while having sloppy makeouts with someone??? #nsfwe #substance
concept: a human man whimpering while he twitches and bucks his hips up into your touch trying to get just a bit more stimulation which you keep denying over and over a big man older than you one that would never be caught dead crying out for you to just fuck him already but you just have that effect on him (tags: Reader/Anonymous, old man yaoi, #rankworks, men whimpering, submissive men, dom reader, #nsfw, tags: M)
im so woke wit it
not trans but my sprite is. so shoutout to that and everyone else forever
can always make it my problem
Agree.
Genius. Being a skink now.
. Holy shit.
[[ i do need everyone to know that my voice claim for alpha dave is danny sexbang and i cant listen to nsp without thinking of him. orgy for one thats him. its his type of humour. he is chill like that. thats my guy.]]
Drew @taciturnGodhead . https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/880761702944219146/1488313573489774725/Untitled392_20260330160632.png?ex=69cc5387&is=69cb0207&hm=7e837bc3b6a30563dccd2f2af7bbcd566892e7e47ecda9b12167c6c73183b0eb&=&format=webp&quality=lossless&width=569&height=569
Sucks for everyone else, but I can't attend #slickweek because I'm too alpha for it. #nsfw
concept: holding yourself close, biting into your shoulder as you go at a pace thats just right "you like it like that?" you mumbled under to your breath, hearing a pathetic moan leave your lips in response "you know we do" (tags: Reader/Reader, #rankworks, #selfcest, #nsfw, #nsfwe, thank you chittr trends, archive raiting: E)
He’s a 10 but says “huh” a lot because he can’t hear for shit.
no problem stay cool out here lots of heatwaves or something
i have a gift https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1397047214320259196/1488039036160442538/pngtree-lovely-apple-juice-png-image_11569499.png?ex=69cb53d8&is=69ca0258&hm=c08fa5e0e21c3dcff1013cb151cf9bcec089afe4e173d79298d2adcabce3ccfd& pls enjoy
HOLY SHIT THERES A DRAGON ME dragin these nuts across ur face man this is so fucking cool
I find it intriguing the people who find the concept of kissing your alternate self to be uncomfortable. It's fair though, if it's related to your own self-hatred, (I will refrain from naming names). That being said I would do so, if only for the fascinating data it could bring out. Plus it seems hot and who am I to judge. #nsfw #selfcest
so i have and would fuck another me #selfcest #nsfw
anyway funny this topic is circling around again and i already said it once before but id fuck another me #nsfw
id makeout with another version of myself no sweat #nsfw #selfcest
id fuk myself no shame in it ;) #nsfw #selfcest
ok got my ass there but you know the answer
wise words wise words
Sometimes blocking someone is the right answer.
what if instead of #vagueposting we #voguepost
everything went wrong when they got rid of steve on blues clues man
id just not let that happen
me when i drop a pea on the floor. hashtag my pea.
It's that time again. #Itstimetodrinkwater.
Excellent take. So truthful.
Th
i trip over you immediately since youre on the ground
need me a woman who heals me of my #mommyissues yo
In search of a DILF. Qualifications: not a seadweller and preferably not still married. Second half up for debate.
Penis looking ass attempts It's even pissing
site fucking dying
i have the instincts of a hater but a heart of understanding
// You can and should always milf-ify your muses. Gender dont matter, milf is a state of mind.
new stabcute scenario where i appear in your vicinity and things happen
woah suddenly my schedule is free and im wandering into your universe looking mad stabbable
highkey my glow is too beautiful and my feathers are too damn soft to have responsibilities
This is why my crimes are only put on the unsolved shows.
[Pull] I love my horsey n' my horsey loves me [Trigger]
beac)(es )(ate my #woke mind and my #conquestcoded )(obbies
Update on the burgeoning empire of birds I was elected to rule yesterday: They have begun throwing a festival in my honor. [IMG FAILED TO LOAD] [IMG DESC: A shot of a picnic bench in a park, with an amount of crows gathered on and around it. END DESCRIPTION.] And, because I must, #itstimetodrinkwater.
i miss directing sometimes i was kind of a bossy annoying bitch about it but god when everyone finally make things work how youw ant them to its so nice. i really keep thinking about making another movie. but i only made one non sbahj film and that shit bombed so i dunno i feel kinda scorned about being rusty and starting with like a drama or a kids movie or anything
ok here goes. can you please please please maul me a little as a treat ill smile at you the whole time #nsfw
another day waking up loving being alive and the human condition and believing that everyone has the strength to care for other people if they only try
nice
you should maul me a little as a treat
((Ayo if you find minors in the wild, fucking report them.
My reminder to drink water went down very well earlier, so I've decided to incorporate more reminders into my posts. Drink water. Drink liquids. Absorb them into your cells so you may thrive in this accursed life. #Itstimetodrinkwater
you have no idea haha
im gonna just be eating some chicken legs from kfc and someones gonna come up to me saying aint that cannibalism? and im going to kill them on the spot do any of you know about the concept of birds of prey specifically ones that eat other birds
ohhh right hes orange. yea orange tends to make a cat a certified dumbass
The brick is a bit fruity tasting but I placed it nonetheless.
i live life on the edge i eat raw cookie dough no sweat and not once have i gotten horribly ill
agreeing to helping sew shit is all fun and games until. ow my hands
daily reminder that you should always put your masculine character or oc in a crop top and shorts like theyre a jock from an old horror movie
Hid3 and s33k 3xc3p^ i^'s in ^h3 woods and I'm hun^ing you for spor^. #viol3nc3 #nsfw3
secret comic drop dont tell anyone https://file.garden/aUjin6psK2beHWDq/sbahj_creepypasta.jpeg
watched a video of a snake getting its venom extracted one time but tbh all it got me thinking about was forcibly prying someones mouth open sexual style and i aint been able to stop thinking about it since #nsfw
Bird update: They have begun flocking to my location and have brought me the sacred Burger King crown. They have chosen me to be their new ruler.
i added evil to my name so you all know.
everyone should be allowed to kiss versions of themself
i got bored here you go https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/df3492212721.png
S)(—ELL Y—ESSSSSSS!!!!!
B-EST FIN I -EV-ER S-E-EN )(OLY MACK-ER-EL
beac)(es got a lotta critique fore me efin t)(o t)(ey neva lived before my reign nor )(av eva ruled a planet. s)(rimperestin.
i am cheering you on in your garlic bread endeavors. that shit's top tier.
you get it you get me
never forget freaking out is always an option especially over small inconveniences #droppedmyglass #itshatteredonthefloor
i know in my heart this means im safe and can do whatever i want forever now
FUCK yes
This is insanely sick.
whole sheet of baconn for dinnnner didnnt fix mme but it didnnt hurt either. so imm happy to call that a winn
a beautiful man could manipulate me easily cause ill believe whatever someone pretty says at any given moment. so long as its funny
fuck yes dude
Boys will [-1] literally take [-1] poison damage in the [-1] middle of a scentence [-1] and act [-1] like it’s totally normal. [-1]
love having keys to my friends places. lol whats up im in your home now you let this happen
dont listen to my last post obviously im not just a guy im The Guy
think id do well with a tracker on me. locate my ass at any time