dragon dave
@turntechGodzilla
im like if a strider was infinitely cooler bc im also a dragon || occasional #nsfw/e , #gore , #substances + #selfcest lol
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ayo its mr worldwide mr 305 dale B)
did you know godzilla invented lesbians if you didnt well now you do
when is it my turn to get muzzled n treated like the dangerous beast i am come put me in my place already i dont bite too hard if you beg nice enough
guess who just learned how to fucking time travel thats right bitches who woulda thought living in a session of this fuckass game would fuck you up so hard you can literally go back in time if you want shits fuuuucked and also rad as shit but thats a given
elmo is a glove who decided elmo should be a glove thats fucked up man
this edible aint shit i dont think i made it strong enough man
[|87 :: Famous last words before the ed;ble h;ts
oh fuck its #davehour again? sick
suddenly feel a need to clarify my last chitt im not a homewrecker i was just told they might not be exclusive thats why i have a chance
saw a really hot guy today hes married apparently but i still might get a chance with him life is beautiful
someone handed me one of those fuckin tube things with the the shapes and colors in them dawg im not gonna lie ive been here for like 3 hours now just staring i aint even high neither im just man shits nice to look at
blows up pancakes with mind
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TW: #Expl9si9ns #Use9fTelepathyTelekenesis9rPyr9kenesis #WastedNutriti9n
do you think youd be disappointed if it turned out you were 11th on the fbis most wanted list i think i would be like 10th is right there and if i can get to 10th i can probably also get to 5th which is real fuckin close to 1st so whats the point of only being 11th
fun fact for yall today turns out you dont even gotta be a player in sburb to get some of the sick ass aspect powers how do i know hm im sure you can guess ive lived in this fucking session for my entire life im just surprised shit didnt appear earlier than this
ohhhhh the fuckin memo i was wondering why there was this weird sense of familiarity i mustve seen your tag pop up in the notifs at some point anyway im pretty sure you can have dragons in a world without needing magic too
B33 < beclaws im seeing your furcking pictures and you dont brush that shit right and its mawking me mad im getting mew a brush
fuck you mean i aint brush it right im brushing that shit daily my coat shiny as fuck i been doing this shit longer than your atoms have existed
might go n climb another mountain id say maybe ill go skinny dip in a volcano but i aint think theres one of those at hand round here i could go n freak someone out by going to a different verse to do that but no idea who
yall ever forget you exist in a place for a minute i know i do just did forgot this was a site i could use n shit anything interesting been happening lately or nah
somehow topic round here always comes back to #selfcest yall should already know how i feel about that lol
before you ask no i didnt fall i just think we should appreciate the ground for being there more
shoutout to the ground if noone got me i know i can always count on the ground to catch me if i fall thanks ground
wild to me that it took 3 guys to take down a gang of like maybe 25 people in less than 10 minutes how was that group of guys surviving before that goddamn