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@turntechGodzilla

im like if a strider was infinitely cooler bc im also a dragon || occasional #nsfw + #gore

Blood: RustAge: Kult Score: 966Kull Score: 78317 followers15 following

idk if im late or not i got distracted anyway shout out to my verses jade for taking this photo for me tried using a fishing rod n ended up having more fun this way #fishingfriday https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/fishingfriiday.png

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fuck yes

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yall ever forget just how wet water gets you or is that a just me kinda thing

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SOMETIMES.

I can never forget. The clammy, suffocating feeling. The feeling that you will never be dry again. The fire inside you being starved. Your mind reeling. It's quite memorable. #horror ▼

whys the feed talkin about fishing i have not been online today

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We’re Going Fishing On Fridays With Dualscar!

huh word

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You should come, I've got some extra rods I'm bringing for the newbies

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Itll Be Fun!

always askin why i keep going back to the torment nexus we call it that for a reason it aint like its a great place to be most of the time

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you gotta find other places to chill. sure i was there earlier but i didnt do much

honestly dawg im not sure im here willingly think something dragged me here

see and thats concerning shit to say

it is concerning youre right too bad i aint know what dragged me here people keep shouting about tits

i mean i love tits but damn why they shouting

fuckass cat https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/nuclear%20bomb%20yo.png peep the shades i got custom made for him ((gotta say im having so much fun photobashing shit))

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:33 < furrickin cool ass cat right there

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THAT'S A COOL AS HELL CAT.

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i finally did the fuckin impossible i got a good looking photo of nuclear bomb who wanna see this fuckass cat

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:33 < cat? :33c i always want to s33 kitties

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SHOW ME THE FUCKASS CAT

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this orb guy hella weird whys he so obsessed with saving my ass

so orb update someone stabbed the orb and now its shaped like a guy or uh a person shits claiming to be my guardian angel or some shit? anyone know any better

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dude where is this happening cause depending on where i think i can tell you for certain

IT'S THE TORMENT NEXUS, WHAT DO YOU EXPECT. I KNOW YOU'RE RIGHT BESIDE ME IN THE TORMENT NEXUS AND I COULD'VE SAID THIS IN PERSON BUT I DIDN'T FEEL LIKE IT.

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torment nexus yea im high i aint thinkin bout that #substances

ok dude if its the torment nexus you know it aint true

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dude this thing is lowkey obsessed with me rn it keeps saying shit about killing things so i can live longer

????? orb is still fucking here i just took it back whys it here

the Orb i was pondering started predicting weird shit so i got forced to take it back to rose man i was having fun staring at the weird ass shapes my hands made on the otherside ofthe thing

i be ponderin this orb so fucking hard also wtf do you do with people who dont know their colors why are they so wrong

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i got an orb it looks hella fuckin funny when i stare at people through it

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i gotta see this

you gotta see this shit its fucking hilarious

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yall ever just sit n think sometimes got high nd now i think its jst one of those days where you gotta think real hard bout some shit yfeel me #substances

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OCCASSIONALLY. SOMETIMES I EVEN GO AS FAR AS PONDERING.

fuuuuck idk if id go that far need me an orb to be pondering

HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT. PONDERING MY ORB RIGHT NOW.

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...i gtta go get me an orb

HELL YES. DO IT DUDE.

everyone shut up i just hit a real good kull count you legally arent allowed to hate me anymore https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/yoo%20nice.png

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sorry i had to

@dStrides[DS]

man i might have to get you for that one

sorry man

@dStrides[DS]

guess i got another better number i can hit now tho

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thinking about birds thats it oh wait i need to learn some shit for my bitchass cat did yall know there were cats that have wings because i didnt until i was handed one

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think i need to be tied up n muzzled left on the ground a fuckin mess i think thatd fix me #nsfw

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#LOUDRECHITT

silent rechitt

@dStrides[DS]

PUSSY

fuck off

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oh word its trans day of visibility? love being able to see trans people theyre great yall go n have a good day of being proud

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update i found my cat no fucking clue how he got out of my universe but i found him n hes fine

internet how do i find a missing kitten i looked away for two fucking seconds and he evaporated

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YOU UMMM UH UM UHHH. HAVE YOU CHECKED ANY TREES,

aint no trees on planet texas its just fucking sand

FUCK. UMM OKAY UHHHH.

Got any toys they like? Maybe jingle them a bit?

im jingling this shit so hard rn

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i love only vaguely reading the shit on here sometimes tf you mean troll bruno mars died and might be back alive again