dragon dave
@turntechGodzilla
im like if a strider was infinitely cooler bc im also a dragon || occasional #nsfw/e , #gore , #substances + #selfcest lol
today i learned that hammerhead sharks have really good vision and also theyre shaped like that because its pretty fucking beneficial for a shark apparently smell better see better sense shit better what more could you want
8=l < Oh that is interesting
hell yea its interesting makes you wonder why all sharks dont look like that tho if its that beneficial to have a hella wide face maybe evolution just hasnt caught up yet and hammerheads are just winning the fuck out of that race
8=l < Nature wor% by "good enough" 8=l < Not by what's most efficent 8=l < That's why there are some poorly designed animals
this is true natures weird as fuck shit gets weirder when theres magic involved tho fr
8=l < Oh yes I agree
[ -- turntechGodzilla [TG] has attached an IMAGE. -- ] [The picture is framed squarely on a clearing. A dense forest of purple trees surrounds a large, grassy area filled with an assortment of exotic-looking flowers. The foliage itself seems to be entirely in purple and blue hues, occasionally featuring more pinkish tones. In the center of the image is a small herd of around 3-5 cows with long, shaggy hair that seems to cover their eyes and horns on either side of their head. Some sets of horns jut out in a way that is expected. Others have horns that twist and curve in almost an artistic way. Their fur matches their surroundings, marked with darker, dappled shades that seem to imitate the way that light filters through a tree. The one thing of note about this strange herd isn't the coloring of the image, nor the horns, but instead the tiny pairs of butterfly wings each have. At least one of the cows in the image is clearly hovering, neck outstretched to get its teeth around fruit higher up in one of the trees closer to the camera. Deep in the background, there is a set of four glowing dots, staring straight at the camera, a darker shadow around it that the dots clearly belong to.] kinda cute but also still weird as hell
8=l < Oh wow 8=l < Bumblebee physi%
if youre making a hot drink you shouldnt use an ironing board to stir it this is because an ironing board is too big to use as a stirring device unless youre making a hot drink in a pool feel like youd need to have that kinda thing over a fire to make sure its hot tho because elsewise that shits gonna get cold real fuckin fast either way a shovel would probably be a better thing to use to stir if you were making a drink in a pool
grreAt t|p :)
im just doing my best to keep people informed out here because sometimes it do seem like aint nobody know shit
yall ever see some shit and go hey wait a minute i was out on my merry way through one of the nearby forests i 10000% saw something that wasnt just a normal creature there isnt anything on this planet that could probably be called a normal creature everythings always kinda fucked up anyway like cows with tiny butterfly wings or weird fucked up cats that have tentacles with teeth as well as six legs but theres no way that wasnt like sapient life it was holding a sharp rock like a knife
i think one of the most underrated skills to have is the ability to spread shit with something other than a knife sometimes you dont have access to a knife to be spreading shit if you dont know how to actually use anything else youre fucked with a slice of whatever the fuck and unevenly spread bullshit
sword
sword is big knife but not exactly knife probably counts as something other than a knife if you squint or ask the right guy hella different technique to spreading shit with a sword compared to a knife
exactly thats some dexterity and dedication to the art of sandwich right there
thinking about the fact that the the word bed it looks like a bed weird coincidence or did they decide on the word being bed because it looked like a bed
:o0
yknow i dont think i was previously aware of the fact that robots could be all downright cuddly i mean i also dont think i knew that some robots were capable of feeling things with their hands like a person but you learn something new every day got to spend an evening snuggled up with a robot and it was a hella good time
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oh yea it hella depends i just forget that there are differences like that sometimes because ive interacted with maybe three robots before this guy in particular so easy to fall back on those stereotypes youre fed through media yfeel me?
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did you know godzilla invented lesbians if you didnt well now you do
when is it my turn to get muzzled n treated like the dangerous beast i am come put me in my place already i dont bite too hard if you beg nice enough
guess who just learned how to fucking time travel thats right bitches who woulda thought living in a session of this fuckass game would fuck you up so hard you can literally go back in time if you want shits fuuuucked and also rad as shit but thats a given
elmo is a glove who decided elmo should be a glove thats fucked up man
[|87 :: There we go
this edible aint shit i dont think i made it strong enough man
[|87 :: Famous last words before the ed;ble h;ts
oh fuck its #davehour again? sick
suddenly feel a need to clarify my last chitt im not a homewrecker i was just told they might not be exclusive thats why i have a chance
saw a really hot guy today hes married apparently but i still might get a chance with him life is beautiful
someone handed me one of those fuckin tube things with the the shapes and colors in them dawg im not gonna lie ive been here for like 3 hours now just staring i aint even high neither im just man shits nice to look at
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do you think youd be disappointed if it turned out you were 11th on the fbis most wanted list i think i would be like 10th is right there and if i can get to 10th i can probably also get to 5th which is real fuckin close to 1st so whats the point of only being 11th
fun fact for yall today turns out you dont even gotta be a player in sburb to get some of the sick ass aspect powers how do i know hm im sure you can guess ive lived in this fucking session for my entire life im just surprised shit didnt appear earlier than this
ohhhhh the fuckin memo i was wondering why there was this weird sense of familiarity i mustve seen your tag pop up in the notifs at some point anyway im pretty sure you can have dragons in a world without needing magic too
my furs the softest shit youve ever felt fine as hell and decently long why
B33 < beclaws im seeing your furcking pictures and you dont brush that shit right and its mawking me mad im getting mew a brush
fuck you mean i aint brush it right im brushing that shit daily my coat shiny as fuck i been doing this shit longer than your atoms have existed
what i think its one of those nylon brushes?
what???? is it that fucking bad of an option?