dragon dave
@turntechGodzilla
im like if a strider was infinitely cooler bc im also a dragon || occasional #nsfw/e , #gore , #substances + #selfcest lol
what if i were the horse that the cowboy got to ride on i think thatd be great #nsfw
was meanta sort some shit out in my room now im just laying in the middle of the floor surrounded by random shit some of its half sorted the rest is all over the floor like a toddler came in and put his grubby little fuckin hands on everything tried to play with it got bored n threw it instead i kinda fuck with the vibe tho i aint a crow but this is what i think itd be like to have a nest full of shiny things
when you high and the world feel 3d #substances
yall ever just kinda really suddenly remember the pfp shape here is hexagons n not circles i feel like i glance over them a lot without remembering and then i look closer and go oh fuck that shits more hexagonal than a fucking bee hive whyd i think it was circle smooth
cat on my head biting the shit out of my hair i dont think he knows im not edible
whats good chittr whats the vibe for today
#davehour ends in a minute here time for me to go and eat something instead of laying in the grass im comfy as hell but sometimes you gotta make sacrifices aint a snackrifice tho
this #davehour thing has been kinda great we gotta do this shit again at some point
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absolutely you are so fucking right holy shit
oh shit #davehour well over here its davehour all day every day because thats hwat its meant to be yo
layin here high as shit just in the grass staring up at the sky thinkin about fish again mighta thought too hard though because im why those clouds look like fish now #substances
the fuckig what why are there zombies all of a sudden what kinda apocalypse did i sleep through man what
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peep the baking yo double chocolate chip cookies n these ones taste right no fucking clue what i did to the other ones https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/coookies.png
i think this batch of cookies woulda been better if it had more chocolate chips ooo double chocolate cookies next ive decided
anyway i made some cookies i dont know what i did wrong but they sure aint taste like normal im sure its fine theyre edible just not what i expected might just make another batch
i think itd be really interesting to see if im actually capable of getting rabies im pretty sure my internal temp is too high for it to survive but im willing to test that
thinking about baking some shit again maybe *ill* get baked first and then see what the fuck i end up doin after that anyone got any fun recommendations for me to try making while probably high #substances
yall ever just sit n listen in to some buuuuulllshit guy appeared in a place so i was gonna give him a tour because he asked now im sat in the kitchen just listenin real hard to the drama goin on something about kidnapping and also a kid and also hunting monsters been thinkin about fish too hard to process half of it but goddamn this is juicy
aw shit #selfcest ? ive done a lotta shit with versions of myself dawg and i *will* do it again in any number of ways ha #nsfw
thinking about biting people cant tell in what way id prefer to do that yet maybe im just hungry maybe im not ill work it out one way or another
am i seein shit or is the hatman on chittr now because if that *is* the hatman i need him to know he still owes me for that game of strip poker we played
context is pretty simple played a game of strip poker with him he was losing n agreed to owe me instead of outright losing the game hasnt paid up yet n im pretty sure he was avoiding me for a hot minute
ah fuck hope not i still owe *him* shit like one of my wings or something
is this whimsical enough for some #whimsyposting big dawg has a flair for dramatics https://file.garden/aCIggVU4PCQNDv2v/rainbow%20shit