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@turntitGodhead
she/they/he/whatever 5'6" doing your mom/lusus crazy style
2 stroke engines are wild because what do you mean it only takes 2 #suggestive
yall ever seen old boy? #incest
Some of yall get negative play and it shows and no i will not elaborate
Nepeta made me evil so im grimshades now, everyone line up so i can deliver your evil fate
Why would you kill a unicorn thats fucked up even for an evil person that wear shades such as myself
thats it, youve forced my hand im going to be forced to use my imagination deletion device that also makes it so you can only walk backwards. Its a real unfortunate side effect, gotta get the egg heads in the lab to refine that one sorry
Once ate two subway footlongs in one sitting while onlookers stared in horror
Taking a dump? Nah. Im giving a dump
ISN'T THAT THE EQUIVALENT OF GIVING A SHIT? AKA, "CARING".
I care so much bro you dont even know, i would give anything to see a bear in full battle armor right now
Yall ever see someone and youre like wow,this mfer is about one drop of energy drink away from blowing a vessel
@congruentAttitude 8=l < This guy
Position opening: Troll for hire Requirements: 1. Long straightish horns 2. Willing to let me use their horns to form a slingslot 3. Willing to accept leftover pizza as payment This is an temporary opportunity
Maybe we can form a conga line if launching shit off from peoples horns if we get enough people, just a fickin volley of rocks that blots out the sun
So basically we line up in a single file like and each person is responsible for using the horns of the person in front of them to launch their projectile
<O---This is a far fetched possibility .fine ,we do it ,but if youre not using it to egg someones hive i don't want it
<O---Fantastic .Dont worry about directions ,i know where to be
"= oh. hey. yes. i'm contactable for this, i was in cupe. ="
In alternian culture i bet north korea is just regular korea
Never say never, except to say it twice when you say that but otherwise dont do it
Pro tip: always fuck single parents, they clearly had it going on good enough to make somebody wanna make a baby with em #nsfw
everyone hates data centers but imagine how many people would be on board if instead of water they used cum and they had cum collection sites to run the datacenters and you got hired at the cum processing facility literally i should be president #nsfw
no one hates data centers. that's where all our posts live.
to hate data centers is to admit to being a 0-note flop :P
Honestly they gotta find a way to add a w to AO3 so the furries can just call it AWOOO
I really do wish that they werent so crunchy though
I aint even tryna front, its alfredo pizza like thats easily the pussiest kinda pizza but that shit is just good man i dont which beautiful bastard decided to put pasta on a pizza but they were cookin in every sense of the word
I like meat combo myself. Pile it high with goodies and proteins, broski.
Yall bitches can not even begin to fathom the horrors i inflict upon frozen pizzas
(V)(',,')(V) https://files.catbox.moe/dwzq24.jpg
Just woke up in my giant pile of money and riches, yeah my back hurts but its was gonna do that anyway cause of my ginimonosoaurus hunga bunga fun bags
water tastes better our of the tap than the filter
Best of all when it’s right from the stream!!!
THE BEST WATER IS THE COLD ONE THAT COMES FROM MEDICULLER DISPENSERS.
chattin up the evil hot bitch empress got me thinkin bout legal eagle, we are not the same
i have this condition where im a hot bitch
THE ENTIRE PHOTO IS DISTURBING. HONESTLY, THE SPHERES ARE THE LEAST ATROCIOUS PART.