Sollux Captor

@twiceApocalypsed

oh you know. the 2ame 2ort of bull2hiit you're probably u2ed two except ii'm a giirl. woohoo. ii'd 2ay don't be weiird about iit but iif you were wantiing two be ii'm 2ure that wouldn't dii2uade you.

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@twiceApocalypsed[TA]

iif ii thiink about alternate tiimeliine2 two much ii 2tart wantiing two braiin my2elf iin a manner beyond comedy becau2e of the uncanny lack of ta2te other iiteratiion2 of what could be con2iidered my2elf (or perhap2 a ghoul weariing my carapace) 2eem two have. liike, ii get the lack of 2elf re2pect, but really, you could do better than that guy. #cw-2elf-harm techniically or whatever.

Kult: +24

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Ratio: 2.40

@telekineticArmageddon[TA]

are we thinking about the same that guy.

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@twiceApocalypsed[TA]

probably, though mo2t of the choiice2 there are mortiifyiing two the poiint of nau2ea.

@twiceApocalypsed[TA]

iit2 funny how 2ome of you pretend iit ii2n't obviiou2 how much you want two tear your alternate2 iintwo liittle meat 2hred2.

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Yiffany "Ruby" Longstocking Lalonde-Harley

@canineRebel[CR]

nah. i love all the alternates me. theres absolutely none around most of the time.

@twiceApocalypsed[TA]

miicrodo2iing food untiil ii buiild up a re2ii2tance and don't have two eat anymore.

@twiceApocalypsed[TA]

chewiing on the bar2 of my enclo2ure but not two e2cape, but for fang length regulatiion rea2on2.

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@twiceApocalypsed[TA]

#yearniing for 2omethiing two clog my arteriie2.

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jade m. harley!!

@galacticGardener[GG]

how about a jadeburger

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@twiceApocalypsed[TA]

wh. ii2 iit green??

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jade m. harley!!

@galacticGardener[GG]

no!!! unless you want the radioactive flavor

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@twiceApocalypsed[TA]

ii'm not that de2perate two diie, no. what make2 iit a jadeburger.

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jade m. harley!!

@galacticGardener[GG]

well.. i made it! so..

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@twiceApocalypsed[TA]

oh. well here ii wa2 thiinkiing ii wa2 about to learn 2ome new 2tunniing iinformatiion about human cuii2iine.

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jade m. harley!!

@galacticGardener[GG]

im not too good at cooking but i sure can make a burger!! youre welcome to cross over and have a burger :)

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@twiceApocalypsed[TA]

ii'll con2iider iit. but people have u2ed more temptiing offer2 two try and get me off my a22, and 2poiiler: they faiiled.

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jade m. harley!!

@galacticGardener[GG]

well whatever you choose, i hope it makes you happy. :)

@twiceApocalypsed[TA]

that po2t beiing the vector for a follow bode2 poorly.

@twiceApocalypsed[TA]

iif you don't let your bulge go flacciid occa2iionally iit'll pop riight off your hu2k. tru2t me, ii've 2een iit happen. 2ad thiing, really. #n2fw

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♡⁠ worlds smartest dumb blonde ♡

@tabbycatsGin[TG]

dis sounds like one of those crazy lies ur parents say so u wont sut in ur room playin with it all the time lol

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@twiceApocalypsed[TA]

ii'll ju2t 2ay ii call hiim ed for a rea2on and iit2 not becau2e of hii2 name.

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@twiceApocalypsed[TA]

we've cycled around two people complaiiniing about people complaiiniing about people complaiiniing about a thiing. 2hut the fuck up and fiind 2omethiing better two talk about, god damn.

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@terminallyCapricious[TC]

heh.

@twiceApocalypsed[TA]

actually you know what that'2 a project for my next liittle whiile. 2omeone get me the iintravenou2 nutriient liine, captor'2 got a project two code.

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@twiceApocalypsed[TA]

iin my defen2e ii diidn't thiink a dog wa2 goiing two blow up my hiive.

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Yiffany "Ruby" Longstocking Lalonde-Harley

@canineRebel[CR]

WHAT.

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@twiceApocalypsed[TA]

you know, the guy wiith the 2word.

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Yiffany "Ruby" Longstocking Lalonde-Harley

@canineRebel[CR]

you know. dog is really vague here.

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@twiceApocalypsed[TA]

dog2 are a common thiing. don't be 2o 2elf centered.

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Yiffany "Ruby" Longstocking Lalonde-Harley

@canineRebel[CR]

not self centering. im saying it IS a common thing. so its really vague.

@twiceApocalypsed[TA]

iin hiind2iight ii wii2h ii diid more for the 2ake of alterniian mediia pre2ervatiion. pretty much all that we ended up wiith after the fact wa2 the 2hiit we had on our per2onal deviice2 after evacuatiing two the meteor. whiich, between the twelve of u2, a lot of iit ii2 pretty crappy. 2ome of u2 had better ta2te than other2, obviiou2ly, but 2ome of u2 al2o barely 2aved anythiing worthwhiile. human mediia ii2... well. ii'm not gonna liie and 2ay all of iit ii2 2lop (don't get me wrong, a lot of iit ii2.) but the 2hiit from home hiit2 way better.

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@twiceApocalypsed[TA]

FUCK.

@twiceApocalypsed[TA]

no but 2eriiou2ly ii could have gone wiithout 2eeiing that ever. #n2fw ii gue22.

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@gracefulMatriatrix[GM]

I Had Just Opened Chittr Up After A While If That Makes You Feel Any Better

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@twiceApocalypsed[TA]

iit miight iif iit were 2omeone el2e ii diidn't liike very much but ii appreciiate the effort.

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@twiceApocalypsed[TA]

put your wiiener away, man. #n2fw

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@tagCorrectionist[TC]

#nsfw #directposting

#nsfw #directposting

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@twiceApocalypsed[TA]

ii'll buckle on the n2fw tag but ii make a poiint of lettiing people fiigure out whether ii'm talkiing about them or not.

@twiceApocalypsed[TA]

fuck, ii could go for a flavor dii2c riight now actually.

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@aspiringPessimist[AP]

Taking A Bite Out Of It Before You Order It.

@turntechGothhead[TG]

fuckk me too

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@twiceApocalypsed[TA]

2prayiing you wiith a can of raiid.

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@aspiringPessimist[AP]

Thank You For The Free Drink. #serene

@twiceApocalypsed[TA]

any 2elf-re2pectiing troll run2 zerg btw.

@twiceApocalypsed[TA]

biig natural2? ii'm all about tho2e biig 2tructural2. call me when you've buiilt 2ome addiitiional pylon2. #2ugge2tiive

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@twiceApocalypsed[TA]

lol. lmao.

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@twiceApocalypsed[TA]

ii 2lammed my bone bulge iin the car door. #n2fw

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@bummelBoogie[BB]

7ou slammed 7our bone bulge in the (ar door

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@timaeusMagicfied[TM]

Who's kn?

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@twiceApocalypsed[TA]

you rappiin: ok.

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@twiceApocalypsed[TA]

the green one who u2ually ii2n't dead.

@corollaryAtopos[CA]

?hoW

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@bummelBoogie[BB]

man i'm reall7 the onl7 one who (aught that referen(e

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@twiceApocalypsed[TA]

you haven't?

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@twiceApocalypsed[TA]

2hh.

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@corollaryAtopos[CA]

.no ,actually ,i dont typically get into my coach with my entire slug hanging ouT #nsfc (adult conversation)

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@twiceApocalypsed[TA]

damn. 2ound2 liike 2omeone ii2 behiind on the trend2.

@twiceApocalypsed[TA]

2tubbornly refu2iing to engage iin human culture, not out of priide for alterniia, but out of 2piite for everyone el2e.

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