Sollux Captor
@twiceApocalypsed
oh you know. the 2ame 2ort of bull2hiit you're probably u2ed two except ii'm a giirl. woohoo. ii'd 2ay don't be weiird about iit but iif you were wantiing two be ii'm 2ure that wouldn't dii2uade you.
2tubbornly refu2iing to engage iin human culture, not out of priide for alterniia, but out of 2piite for everyone el2e.
iit'2 a liittle crazy that any one of them could be 2o many magniitude2 wor2e than the oriigiinal flavor, but holy 2hiit.
iimagiine the wor2t per2on you know but they've 2tuffed every caviity on theiir body wiith the mo2t pan-rottiing #2ub2tance cocktaiil conceiivable by troll kiind and you'll know what ii'm gettiing at.
i figured i just, banned myself from guessing because i tend to assume incorrectly.
hone2tly we 2hould take anyone there2 more than, ii don't know, fiive of and 2tart compre22iing them together two 2ave 2pace. "why not two" ii'm feeliing generou2 for once.
remember two 2pay and neuter your human2.
spaying my troll so he doesn't spray all over the house
2hakiing my head a2 ii follow that biilge2taiin becau2e my code of honor ii2 more iimportant than not beiing annoyed.
oh god my follower2/followiing count were uneven for a 2econd there. at lea2t iit2 a niice number now.
that'2 about the 2adde2t thiing ii ever heard get 2aiid. my cold and blackened pu2her wa2 moved for ju2t a moment.
ii'd apologiize for beiing iinactiive but one ii don't really care and two ii've been bu2y wiith more iimportant thiing2. liike bed rottiing and 2hoveliing garbage down my craw.
what can ii 2ay. 2ometiime2 a giirl get2 bu2y wiith all the fuck all goiing on iin her liife.
still. was coming back worth it. like with these mins you spent already here.
not really. but the people here are, and ii am 2ayiing thii2 begrudgiingly, at lea2t miildly more 2apiient than the dreck you fiind iin your average onliine game.
well. you know i understood half of that. i have no fuckin clue what games are. but. alright. happy to see you back though.
you 2hould fiix that. pronto. you are beiing depriived iin a cruel and unu2ual manner.
i didnt know what pizza was for a while. for some fuckin odd reason. jane taught me what it was.
do you, liike, go iintwo publiic at all. funny comiing from me, ii know, but god damn.
2traiight up chuddiing iit. and by iit ii mean, well. 2end chiitt.
thank god that ended wiith 2ome 2hiit that made me double take, ii almo2t approved of one of theiir po2t2.
iif you honk, you go two hell.
i Dont sub to that shit but like whatever lil golDie lMao. i hear the Devils hot tho so HONK :o)
ii've been playiing game2 for 2o long the 2un ha2 come up and 2et. where am ii.
teacheradiicator told me ii can 2iit out from thii2 one becau2e ii reliive all my wor2t memoriie2 every two or 2o day2.
we've got the torture labyriinth today.
2ometiime2 thii2 2iite feel2 liike a bunch of people beatiing each other wiith 2tiick2, then waiitiing for the next guy two come iin 2o they can beat theiir a22 two. when iit'2 not beiing unfathomably horny, anyway. thii2 ii2n't me biitchiing btw, keep iit up eheheheh.
dii2gruntled ii2 a pretty good word. people 2hould u2e iit more.
currently iirrelevant to anyone'2 current mood. defiiniitely.
careful. use it tw0 much and you'll have pe0ple lo0king up the opp0site. then they'll be gruntling all over the feed.
truly viile. ii know ii can alway2 tru2t my2elf two 2hed liight on the wor2e a2pect2 of thiing2.
2hould ii keep 2ayiing "toniight" de2piite the 2tupiid earth 2un beariing down on me or ii2 that commiittiing two hard two the biit. much two con2iider.
yeah that'2 about what ii wa2 expectiing two wake up two today.
general degeneracy on the feed and al2o a naggiing 2en2e of regret.
oh. thats totally normal round here. theres a wave of it and then it vanishes for a bit.