Sollux Captor
@twiceApocalypsed
oh you know. the 2ame 2ort of bull2hiit you're probably u2ed two except ii'm a giirl. woohoo. ii'd 2ay don't be weiird about iit but iif you were wantiing two be ii'm 2ure that wouldn't dii2uade you.
anyone remember that tiime everyone wa2 lo2iing theiir fuckiing miind2 to an iimage of kk weariing hii2 pant2 up two hii2 piit2.
it was stupid as shit l0oking 2bf. the w0rld just kept getting dumber after we thought kk had peaked it.
the only real truth iin thii2 world ii2 that iit can and wiill get 2tupiider.
doiing 2ciientiifiic re2earch iin a lab to fiigure out way2 to tactiically briing up embarra22iing thiing2 my friiend2 thought everyone had moved on from 2weep2 ago to maxiimum effect.
man what am ii doiing. there2 a kn gamiing on the da2h liiviing my be2t liife better than ii could ever be. ii need to get my a22 to my con2ole2.
thii2 human planet'2 2un ii2n't even a quarter a2 bad a2 alterniia'2 could be but iit'2 2tiill way two briight. can one of you dou2e iit a liittle biit. my gamer eye2 aren't accliimated.
ii wouldn't even be half of half thii2 actiive normally but ii gue22 2urviiviing two the end put2 certaiin expectatiion2 on you from your "friiend2" two "be around" and "do 2tuff".
hexed and doomed and covered iin human 2nack du2t. #ble22ed
take my follow back2 not a2 an endor2ement but a2 a neurotiic de2iire two keep everythiing even 2iince ii can't have them iin multiitude2 of two.
two tho2e goiing two the 2cary faciiliity: take piic2.
ii 2hould call her.
ii thiink ii 2ee fiire comiing from her hiive'2 wiindow2.
O~ USually I would Say no you Should never call her, but if that iS the caSe then I believe thiS may be the one inStance you Should call her. ~O
here we have a flock of 2triider2 de2cendiing upon a wounded variiatiion of the jake human, theiir iintentiion2 unknown. np 2eem2 to be liickiing 2omethiing gro22 agaiin. that clown ii2 iin the back of every camera 2hot, for 2ome rea2on.
2ometiime2 watchiing you all do your thiing feel2 liike watchiing a nature documentary.
let the record 2tate that ye2 ii am pa2t all that 2grub non2en2e. turn2 out that gettiing my ganderbulb2 bla2ted out the back of my 2kull diidn't actually make all that much a diifference on the tiimeliine, who knew. kk diid 2tiill drop my happy a22 down the 2taiir2 and knocked all my teeth out, though. but they grew back.
damn. gue22 ii 2truck a nerve. 2omehow? 2ad.
anyway that liittle hii22y fiit a2iide ii have 2ome 2hiit two do. goiing lurker mode.
carriionbiird2, all of you.
get tho2e diiamond2 away from me.
you make a joke and 2uddenly the 2weet perfectiion of the number two get2 2wiitched out for the accur2ed energy of the 2iideway2 iinfiiniity. fml.
alriight, got two follower2, ii can quiit now.