Sollux Captor
@twiceApocalypsed
oh you know. the 2ame 2ort of bull2hiit you're probably u2ed two except ii'm a giirl. woohoo. ii'd 2ay don't be weiird about iit but iif you were wantiing two be ii'm 2ure that wouldn't dii2uade you.
im glad there isnt a me like that on here.
iit'2 a liittle crazy that any one of them could be 2o many magniitude2 wor2e than the oriigiinal flavor, but holy 2hiit.
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iimagiine the wor2t per2on you know but they've 2tuffed every caviity on theiir body wiith the mo2t pan-rottiing #2ub2tance cocktaiil conceiivable by troll kiind and you'll know what ii'm gettiing at.
oh god my follower2/followiing count were uneven for a 2econd there. at lea2t iit2 a niice number now.
had a nightmare about the chimp scenes from Nope last night. What could this mean?
These #bulges are Pissing me off... I'm the original ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀#dashwatcher
ii'd apologiize for beiing iinactiive but one ii don't really care and two ii've been bu2y wiith more iimportant thiing2. liike bed rottiing and 2hoveliing garbage down my craw.
the fuck. havent seen you in ages. thought you decided to forget this place.
what can ii 2ay. 2ometiime2 a giirl get2 bu2y wiith all the fuck all goiing on iin her liife.
still. was coming back worth it. like with these mins you spent already here.
not really. but the people here are, and ii am 2ayiing thii2 begrudgiingly, at lea2t miildly more 2apiient than the dreck you fiind iin your average onliine game.
well. you know i understood half of that. i have no fuckin clue what games are. but. alright. happy to see you back though.
uh. no.
you 2hould fiix that. pronto. you are beiing depriived iin a cruel and unu2ual manner.
i didnt know what pizza was for a while. for some fuckin odd reason. jane taught me what it was.
do you, liike, go iintwo publiic at all. funny comiing from me, ii know, but god damn.
૮( um... when did... the posting... get... so lewd......? #nsfw )つ ₊⋆ ☾ ⋆⁺
thii2 2iite work2 on cycle2. people bla2tiing theiir gunk all over the tiimeliine ii2 one of tho2e cycle2. #n2fw
iif you honk, you go two hell.
:33< horoscopes :33< ♈ mew will eat a flafur disc today this will purroove fatal :33< ♉ hatch that random egg mew found the othpurr day im sure nyathing bad will happen :33< ♊ efurrything mew have efur known and loved will be sucked into a black hole today :33< ♋ the stars purrdict that mew will get a haircut at some point betw33n now and 3025 :33< ♌ cutie! :33< ♍ mew gotta learn how to purrlay the sousaphone :33< ♎ good luck in the chambpurr! :33< ♏ mew already know its time to purrn down a fire house think of all the irony in the fire! :33< ♐ mew will go vegan today :33< ♑ daylight will come and mewll wanna go home :33< ♒ mew will ignore mewre veins today :33< ♓ mew will be key in developing pikmin 18000000011
do trolls have an equivalent of the "little german boy" shitpost? i gotta know.
that'2 ju2t what iit2 liike whenever we talk about tv.
i feel pretty dumb because i cant tell who tv is.
niitram. ii fiigured that would happen once ii 2ent the po2t.
How do any trolls function in Alternia without being perpetually terrified.....
a crock pot of variiou2 mental iillne22e2.
..Hhope everything's alright, Ms. Captor :(
someone tried putting an egg in my mouth to see if ill carry it like a retriever. but i am more of a shepherd myself, so i accidentally swallowed it whole and it got stuck in my throat and i had to feel cold slimy egg and shell creep down my esophagus.
iit'2 really unfortunate that my eye2 2aw thii2 po2t.
dii2gruntled ii2 a pretty good word. people 2hould u2e iit more.
currently iirrelevant to anyone'2 current mood. defiiniitely.
careful. use it tw0 much and you'll have pe0ple lo0king up the opp0site. then they'll be gruntling all over the feed.
truly viile. ii know ii can alway2 tru2t my2elf two 2hed liight on the wor2e a2pect2 of thiing2.