
Sollux Captor
@twiceApocalypsed
oh you know. the 2ame 2ort of bull2hiit you're probably u2ed two except ii'm a giirl. woohoo. ii'd 2ay don't be weiird about iit but iif you were wantiing two be ii'm 2ure that wouldn't dii2uade you.

If fuckb0y cr0nus (yes that 0ne) was a w0man y0ud all be s0 d0wn bad and i kn0w this f0r a fact because daraya gets unlimited pussy #nsfw

Eridans been g0ne f0r tw0 weeks n0w
iif ii thiink about alternate tiimeliine2 two much ii 2tart wantiing two braiin my2elf iin a manner beyond comedy becau2e of the uncanny lack of ta2te other iiteratiion2 of what could be con2iidered my2elf (or perhap2 a ghoul weariing my carapace) 2eem two have. liike, ii get the lack of 2elf re2pect, but really, you could do better than that guy. #cw-2elf-harm techniically or whatever.
#yearniing for 2omethiing two clog my arteriie2.

*Tosses a container of Graham Crackers at the timeline*

wøw øka¥ ¥eah peøple ju$t be pø$ting an¥thing øn here #vaguepø$ting
iif you don't let your bulge go flacciid occa2iionally iit'll pop riight off your hu2k. tru2t me, ii've 2een iit happen. 2ad thiing, really. #n2fw
aaas... the Freaky Gooner... it is my SWORN DUTY. to stand before the feed and say that complaints about untagged porn are fair and true. any naysayers talking about sensitive snowflakes and wrigglers and pixels know not what they say... would you like to be exposed to freak shit you arent 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎 (freaky) about? would you like a bulge pic sent your way from a stranger... i say no... always strive to be an #EthicalGooner and respect others and their wishes or you may be removed from the circlejerk... or worse... The Orgy. heh... #SomeOfYouDontDeserveNook #OrBulge #nsfw

၄⋆၃ sxrolled baxk a bit why are we panixking question mark what the fuxk was untagged question mark im assuming its #nsfw but like gog im so xonfused i leave for a few hours and the world goes to hell

am i just super desensitized? is me not a(tuall7 (aring that mu(h about seeing that, untagged or not, that mu(h of an outlier? or is it just a slow da7 and we're jumping on the first thing for fun? #nsfw dis(ussion i guess
iin my defen2e ii diidn't thiink a dog wa2 goiing two blow up my hiive.

AAAAAWWWAAA WE D|D |T!!!!! tytytyty so much to everyone | loves you All of youse youre All so sweet And k|nd to such A d|tz l|ke me | just reAlllyA Apprec||te |t :.)

>posts untagged nsfw >immediately closes the site

IT'S KIND OF FLATTERING TO SEE SHIT LIKE THAT BUT NOT WITHOUT WARNING. ALSO I COULD NEVER BE THAT ASSERTIVE, BUT THAT'S JUST A ME THING.
no but 2eriiou2ly ii could have gone wiithout 2eeiing that ever. #n2fw ii gue22.







