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@twinApiaries
true 2wag come2 wiith paiin and 2ufferiing // written by nicky
got kiicked out of harm2 & woeful for puttiing all the clown biible2 iin the fiictiion 2ectiion.
"2can the qr code two download the app" how about you 2can my globe2 two download kiill your2elf. #2elf-harm
people 2hould be allowed two kiill them2elve2. #2elf-harm
biitche2 hate me for my whiim2y and my unfortwonate tendency two agoniize and wallow mii2erably iin 2elf loathiing.
not the iin2ufferable olympiic2. #liivepo2tiing
Don't pay attention to all of that. Oats and honey, bro, close your eyes and picture utopia.
Listen, some of you guys are just gonna have to accept that your impact on the universe is minimal. There are dudes out there born to make a mark and cement themselves in history, but the majority will sadly only leave scuffs in their wake. Rubbery post-images of where your high-school sneaker once was, before you did that sweet drop'n'turn by the ballhoop and scored an easy three pointer for the team. Little else. Nothing wrong with that, innately, but. Like. Dude. You can't waltz your happy ass out here and pretend to be the main character. You're barely an NPC.
mr moody over here prob got rejected by a girl
Sharp swords and sharper words are dulled against the thick skulls of average reductionists. I think we both know there's exterior factors at play that prevent that specific instance from happening, but I have a feeling that speaking to you any longer than necessary would be the equivalent of thanking Google for helping you with your seventh grade math homework. Obsolete.
Cosmically correct, and yet worrisome in projection. What an interesting combination.
Everyone hates a guy who speaks the truth. This is nothing new. Take it back to the Biblical era.
Are you interpreting my agreement as hatred? That's remarkably preemptive and defensive.
I'm interpreting us as peers in a sea of small fry who nibble the dead skin off my feet when I stop looking. I think our understanding of this concept makes us both feel neither hatred nor elation, but a secret third thing.
Thank you, Dirk. Where my ego was beginning to inflate, you've kindly brought it back to where it belongs: middling within an oroborous, continuous by cannibalizing the other's wisdom and feet.
Gooregle hoow too coope with lethal auralooss oon Chittr doot ing
꧁LOSS????????꧂
you gotta chang≡ your nam≡ and cast≡fak≡ for a whil≡ unfortunat≡ly
Noot the coomic
꧁whatcomic? ithink you gained a trillionzillion aurapoints kryqus.꧂
What makes yoou say that
꧁hff ithink betterofyou for uhm making gifts for yourlusus....ithinkitsreallynice...꧂
Fuuuuuuuck it was suppoosed too stay private what if he figures oout what i'm planning too make
꧁Preemptively. Ask him to block. Uhm. Hal? mylusus. Thatwas mylussu. imsorry for hisbehavior.꧂
I have questioons but i'm noot ready foor an answer
꧁well he hacked mydrone lusus. really. and ijust. consider himmy lusus now.꧂
not techniically wrong two be faiir. iin2ane behaviior two po2t that onliine unwarranted though. #liivepo2tiing