
YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE GODDAMN RIGHT, IT'S NOT ANY LESS WEIRD THOUGH!
now that 2tatement ii2 faiir iit2 al2o fuckiing weiird that you were the fiir2t KK two notiice or even care about my liiviing condiitiion2, 2o thank you, II needed two get off that floor for at lea2t 1 lunar cycle

AM I NOT ALLOWED TO BE CONCERNED FOR MY BEST FUCKING FRIEND DESPITE TIMELINE DIFFERENCES? DO I HAVE TO ACTIVELY IGNORE EVERY SOLLUX WHO SEEMS IN DISTRESS AND LET THEM SUFFER FOR FUN. I HAVEN'T SEEN ANYONE ELSE DRINKING FUCKING COOLANT OFF THE FLOOR FOR TWO GODDAMN HUMAN MONTHS!

AND AS FOR YOU, FUCK YOU. MY SPHERES ARE NOT FOR GRABS AT RANDOM ASSHOLE!

but *kk*. 0n0 i had a whole-ass psych0tic break where i thought i was g0ing two wake back up 0n the meteor. i need my alt-timeline best friend and her chest here with me.

GOD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU, THE MOMENT YOU FIGURED OUT I HAVE SPHERES AND YOU'RE ALREADY WANTING THEM IN YOUR FUCKING FACE! FINE, WHATEVER. I'LL SUFFOCATE YOU TOO! ANY FUCKING OTHER SOLLUX'S WANT TO BE SUFFOCATED IN MY SPHERES? LET ME GODDAMN KNOW BECAUSE APPARENTLY I'M A CHARITY RAN SPHERE SUFFOCATER NOW!

d0es this 0ffer still stand?

AT THIS POINT I DO NOT CARE ENOUGH TO DENY THIS OFFER, SO YES IT STILL STANDS.
