I can't BELIEVE some people are acting like they haven't HEARD OF ME~ How could anyone not know of a face THIS ICONIC? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fc868e06fb5f.png
Always happy to see a NOOKSNIFFER with a brain in their pan~ And BIGASS FUCKING HORNS to boot, holy SHIT~ You can gore someone GOOD AND DEEP with those things, LITTLE GIRL~

Uh, alright then.
I'm the GIRL who you SEE IN THE MIRROR~ "MIRROR MIRROR ON THE WALL" "WHO IS THE PRETTIEST OF THEM ALL?" ME~ ME~ ME~ ME~ The fucking QUEEN OF THE BALL~ Sadly nobody can do it like ME~ So I helpfully STREAM MY DAILY LIFE for my MEWLING AND DESPERATE ADMIRERS so they can get a taste of what it might be to be like a woman who FIGHTS FOR FUN and FUCKS FOR THE PAIN~

wOWIE! a GENUINE bADDIE COMPLINSULT, jUST FOR ME!
Oooh~ Let me put it in a WAY you can understand, BARKBOY~ I'm BEAUTY and the BEAST~
Hmmmmmmmmmmmm Nope still not ringing any bells here. Must not be that important.
There's always more where that came from, TABROS NITWIT~ Catch me on the STREETS and maybe we can see if your HORNS ran RUN RIGHT THROUGH ME personally~ Though I might TAKE ONE HIVE as a SOUVENIR~
HAHAHAHA~ Don't blame ME for your TINY LITTLE BARKBEAST BRAIN being unable to generate a SPARK 'cause you don't have two BRAINCELLS to rub together~ Why don't you go run off to your MASTER~ And tell them to KEEP YOU ON A LEASH next time~

~Buncha gO~Oners tO~O afraid tO~ admit they even knO~w wh~O yO~u are l~Ol #nsfw~
A shame~! But when I FLASH MY FUCKIN' GLOBES I'm sure they'll all come runnin' up like they're DYING OF THIRST and I'm the only GODDAMN DRINK OF WATER on the whole planet~

