DO I FALL DOWN A FLIGHT OF STAIRS. AND SuFFER INCREASINGLY BRAIN JOSTLING INCREMENTS. OF MuLTIPLICATIVE BRAIN DAMAGE. TO WIND uP LIKE THE PERMANENT BuRN WARD VICTIM TO BE THAT IS @unhackabledottildeuath? OR DO WE HAVE ON OuR HANDS. SOME KIND OF FLIMFLAM. BITCH ASS. POSER IMPOSTER? I'M INCLINED TO BELIEVE THE LATTER. WHO THE FuCK FORGETS THE CONSTITuENT SHE/HERTERS CONTAINED WITHIN THEIR PERSONAL BEVVY OF BITCHES. THEIR ENTOuRAGE OF ENCuMBERED SWERVETuDES. THEIR CuNT SERVERS. I CAN FORGIVE. THE TAKE-A-DuMPY-IN-IT ASS BOWLER HAT. I CAN TOLERATE THE DISTENDED FuCKuGLY FACIAL MORPHING. I CAN EVEN HANDLE THE. I HAVE NO MOuTH. BuT STILL GOT SHIT TO SCREAM. WAXED OVER NOSTRILS. FREAKISH. BuT NO DIFFERENT. THAN SEEING MY FAVORITE SIMPSONS CHARACTER. IN REAL LIFE. THIS IS THAT. BuT LESS FuNNY. EVEN THOuGH THIS. ALLEGED ME. HAS ALL THE HALLMARK SIGNS. OF A HATER. A WANNA BE ME WANNABE WHO WANNA BE ME SO BAD. IT MAKES HIM LOOK STuPID. ANTITHETICAL. TO ALL THINGS ME. MIND YOu. SO REALLY. IT GIVES uP THE ACT RIGHT THERE. I COuLD EVEN TOLERATE. HIS BORDRLINE FETISHISTIC OBSESSION WITH MALT WHISKEY. uTTER SWILL. BY THE WAY. YOu COuLD CuRE A WOuND OF INFECTION. WITH THE MEDICINAL ASS TASTE. OF YOuR STANK FuCKING BREATH. REAL MEN DRINK BLOOD WINES. AND DON'T WHINE ABOuT THE HEADY AROMA. BECAuSE THEY ARE TOO FAMILIAR WITH IT. FROM SAVAGELY FuCKING BITCHES. BuT YOu WOuLD ACTuALLY FORGET @handMaid? YOu WOuLD NEGLECT. YOuR MAIN BITCH. YOu WOuLD TuRN YOuR BACK. ON NEO FEMINISM. WHAT KIND OF. MAMBY PAMBY. SHORT-SIGHTED. FECKLESS FuCKWIT DID YOu TuRN OuT TO BE. YOu GERIATRIC ASS CRAP APE. I OuGHT TO SHOVE THAT STOOGIE. uP YOuR ASS. AND EXTINGuISH IT. ON YOuR PERPETuALLY TEMPORALLY LOCKED PROSTATE. uNTIL YOu REEL. KEEL OVER. AND DIE. LIKE A CARTOON CHARACTER. WITH X LETTERS ON YOuR EYES. AND SMOKE COMING OuT FROM EACH EAR. I WILL NEVER FORGET THE BITCHES. I'M TOO FORWARD THINKING. AND MY FORWARD. MY FuTuRE. IS FILLED WITH LOADS OF BITCHES. AND THOSE LOADS? I PuT THEM THERE. CERTIFIED SEX HAVER. CALIBORN. RuLER OF ALL. TRuE APOTHEOSIS MADE REAL. YOu ARE NOTHING BuT A BLuEPRINT FOR A STAGE THAT HAS NOT EVEN BEEN SET YET. AN uNWANTED GLIMPSE AT A GHOST OF SHITMAS FuTuRE. AND uNFORTuNATELY FOR YOu. THAT BOY WITH A LIMP WAS MIGHTY INSPIRATIONAL. THERE. I SAID IT. NOW GET THE FuCK OuT OF MY DMs, @flightyBroad . #NSFW #CALIBORN-FOR-GREATER #CALBDESTINED-FOR-MORE #WAIT-I-GOT-IT #CALIBORTED-THIS-ENGLISH-CALIBORTION #THERE-WE-GO #MuCH-BETTER
NOT NEARLY. BuT IT IS. FuNNY. HOW QuICKLY YOu BACKTRACKED. WHEN YOu REALIZED HOW BITCHMADE. AND BEATEN YOu ARE. THIS. I SHALL REMEMBER.
I MEANT WHAT I SAID. I LITERALLY DO NOT HAVE THE SAME AMOUNT OF FREE TIME THAT YOU DO TO DEDICATE TO THIS WEBSITE. INTERPRET IT HOWEVER MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER ABOUT THE DIFFERENCE IN ABILITY (AND HEIGHT) BETWEEN US.
THEN YOu ARE NO LORD OF TIME. I CAN LITERALLY. LORD. OVER TIME. AND OVER. LORD TIME. I HAVE uNLIMITED TIME. YOu SOMEHOW. MANAGE TO HAVE LESS THAN THAT. DESPITE uS HAVING EQuAL RESPONSIBILITIES. YOu ARE NERFED BY YOuR OWN GERIATRIC BuMFuCKERY. JuST PuT THE FRIES IN THE BAG NEXT TIME.
YOUR SCHEMES AND MACHINATIONS SIMPLY BORDER UPON MORE FINITE LEVELS THAN MINE, IT WOULD SEEM. UNSURPRISING FOR AN UNASCENDED, UNSUMMONED, UNAPOTHEIOSIZED LITTLE (5'4") TWAT.
APOTHEOSIS. THE WORD. IS APOTHEOSIS. THE PHRASE. YOu ARE GROPING BLINDLY IN THE FEATuRELESS DARK TO FIND. WOuLD BE. APOTHEOSIZED. AS A PuN. OR THE ACTuAL GODDAMN WORD. I APOLOGIZE. BuT THIS IS IT FOR YOu. MINOR SPELLING MISTAKE. YOu CAN NEVER SHOW YOuR FuCKuGLY FACE AROuND HERE AGAIN. "ENGLISH". https://i.imgur.com/JL3VFJu.gif
EASY THERE KIDDO, IT'S CALLED A NONCE WORD. DON'T GO SHOWING YOUR HAND, IT MAKES YOU LOOK UNEDUCATED.
A NONCE WORD FOR A NONCE uSER. I WOuLD RATHER LOOK uNEDuCATED TO A DuMBASS. THAN HAVE YOuR MOuTH. OPEN IT. SPIT OuT THE CIGAR ASHES. AND REMOVE JuST ABOuT ANY DOuBT ONE MIGHT HAVE. ABOuT THE STuPIDITY BEHIND.
I'M NOT GOING TO CONTINUE ARGUING WITH SOMEONE THAT JUST HAD TO GOOGLE WHAT A NONCE WORD IS AFTER FAILING TO UNDERSTAND THAT I KNEW EXACTLY WHAT I WAS DOING WHEN I CALLED YOUR FIVE FOOT FOUR UNAPOTHEIOSIZED ASS UNAPOTHEIOSIZED. YOU DON'T JUST LOOK UNEDUCATED. YOU ARE UNEDUCATED. STUPID. FOOLISH. OVERLY RELIANT ON BIG WORDS INSTEAD OF SUBSTANCE. LESS INTELLIGENT THAN YOU THINK YOU ARE. GOOD DAY, BOY.
OH. WORDS TOO BIG FOR YOu OLD MAN? BIG MAD. GRRR. SCARY. RuN HOME. GREEN BuTT. NEED SPANKING. LIGHTER THAN ONE. CALIBORN GIVE. uNGA BuNGA. FIVE FOuR. FIVE FOuR. FIVE FOuR. SIX SEVEN. SEX SEVEN. SEX HEAVEN. I GET. MORE ASS. THAN THE TOILET SEAT. I HAVE DuNKED YOu PASS. TO DO SWIRLIES. ON YOuR STuPID BITCH. PuNKABLE FACE. YOu GOT YOuR ASS HANDED TO YOu. BY A FATASS WITH ONE EYE. AND A HALF BAKED JuJu. DO YOu HAVE. ANY IDEA HOW PATHETIC THAT IS? NO WONDER YOu'RE TuRNING TAIL. GETTING BITCHMADE ELSEWHERE. YOu DON'T HAVE SHIT TO SAY. SAuCELESS. FLAVORLESS. EMPTY.