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happy t໑ hear that ⓘ mean w໑uld have been a shame ⓘf s໑meh໑w y໑u became a hⓘgher pⓘtched versⓘ໑n ໑f @apathetⓘcAp໑stacy
make a cup of g1nger-rosemary tea, 1t 1s what 1’ve used to help others r1d themselves of panaches.
dELETE POST,
drink some water. you are probablly dehydrated. are you near your caverns?
https://i.postimg.cc/sD23wZgL/image-2026-04-04-022049250.png bwh
i knew rankmaid was hot when she was normal but on the candy she is INSANE (in a good way). like holy shit. how is it possible to be so filthy and so hot at the same time. why is BEING filthy so hot??? #eridanweek #iwantcandy #nsfw.
dOUBLE YURI MARRIED #GIRL
MEOWMEWOEMOWEWMOEWMEWOEEMOWEMEMEWOMEOW #GIRL
why,,,, sister!!!! i h4d no ide4 you were into concupiscent fics,,,, let 4lone those concerning r4in8ow drinkers. very sh4meful!!!! 8ut i c4n''''t 8l4me you~~~~
yes i think you will too! there is one thing though. can we also maybe invite lynera to join us? so she can get #oiledup with us as well.
no no no,,,, of course not!!!! your post will merely serve 4s the inspir8ion 4 such im4gery.
right of course! i feel the same way, no worries. it would probably involve massaging nude bodies and then putting on some kind of swim wear maybe.
[|||] making a cute jade girl blush is a pretty good accomplishment, and she's real nice too~ feels like the start of an iiiiiinteresting friendship~
honestly... k1nda feel1n bad for be1n rude to rankma1d at #er1danweek... 1 st1ll th1nk 1t was an unfa1r w1n but 1 can tell 1t was k1nda #hermoment and 1 f*ck w1th people gett1n the1r t1me to sh1ne.
oh.... oh my.... now it''''s got me thinking.... to the writers'''' room!!!!
- yes! exactly! - you are a !!! vital part !!! of our cloister and it is simply not worth the risk!!!
((Thanks for letting me nuke Eridanweek LMAO))
- i think you should err on the side of caution!!! - ive heard a lot of things about the recent event and many of them are very... well - lets just say that i dont think it would be a very conducive use of time! - not to mention !!! dangerous !!!
should i have gotten #oiledup too?
TO BE ENTIRELY FAIR, SHE BASICALLY DARED ME TO DO IT.
[|||] maybe you can try putting on your own event??? something less chaoootic for sure~
big props to @arrogantGuerilla for nuking that shit to the GROUND. so funny and a well deserved middlle finger to the fascist crocker corp
Dearie Eridanweek Was Just Bombed Because Of Poor Security
[|||] hoooooopefully the next event isn't as wild and destructive lmao
▼▼▼uuuughhh▲▲▲ ▼▼oh my gog you can't be serious▲▲
I Do Not Mind At All Bronya during The Events Of A Certain Game The Mother Grub Egg Was Destroyed Due To Other Things That Happened It Is Truly A Long Story And One That Could Be Made Into A Webcomic Spanning Oh Maybe Seven Years so We Had To Take Great Care To Make A New One That Would Actually Survive And It Was Quite A Pain In The Ass What Ended Up Happening Was A Bit Of Genetic Experimentation From What I Was Told
maybe i ought to interact more on here * bht i feel like it's generally a bad idea on account of the toll it'll inevitably have on my emotional and mental health *|
Pretty. I lo+ve the o+utfit.
[|||] a bit formal for myyyyyy tastes but still looks cute~
- !!! if you say so !!! - i promise to read it at a moderate pace bronya! - i will use a perfectly acceptable reading speed and we can chat about it together after!!!
- o-okay if you say so - but i really dont mind!!! - the offer is still on the table! if you want! just in case! - its really good so far!!! - !!! i cant wait for you to read it !!! - oh but i wont spoil the plot dont worry! - ill read it really fast!!! so we can talk about it sooner!
- !!! of course bronya !!! - you can borrow it anytime! - we can even use different bookmarks!!! - so you dont have to wait for me to finish reading it! if you want! - ill keep it on the bottom shelf of the study! just in case! - and ill put a spare bookmark in there for you too!!!
ⓘt ⓘs always nⓘce t໑ see s໑me໑ne beⓘng theⓘr genuⓘne wh໑les໑me self ໑n thⓘs platf໑rm and n໑t, say, f໑ll໑wⓘng c໑mm໑n trends and beⓘng edgy f໑r edgⓘness sake.
Ah Yes We Have A Type Of Replica One If That Makes Sense genetically Modified By A Space And Void Player In Replicating It
New grubs are here. Are we supposed to like, prepare gifts? I can give up to 27 of them whips and another 17 can have a skull. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
Precisely And As We Do More Here We Are Able To Explore Different Variations Than What The Mother Grub Could Do On Alternia
((Overjoyed to be able to try doing Kanaya in more than just enclosed spaces im so ngl lol
Glubs internally. Glubs externally. Glubs into t)(e abyss. #glubposting
They Are All So Precious But I Am Very Happy We Have Reached Jade Finally
n໑ w໑rrⓘes ⓘ am just what humans w໑uld refer t໑ as a g໑໑d samarⓘtan :))))))
The First Jade Blood Has Finally Hatched [ Attached Is A Picture Of A Little Jadeblood Grub With Twisty Horns, Still Wet From The Egg It Hatched From.]
Thank yo+u. <3
w໑w that ⓘs s໑ g໑໑d t໑ hear and ⓘ am s໑ e><tremely happy t໑ hear that, here, have a b໑໑st t໑ b໑th y໑ur kull and whatever the fuck the ໑ther sc໑re was called.
https://i.po+stimg.cc/J0KTx6nT/Untitled224-20260402053217.png A new night, a new pro+file picture.
- its almost here!!! - the detailed chronicles of the life of mediocre and nondescript kelsey hayess as she gets swept up otherworldy shenanigans beyond her comprehension !!! with references to !!! the mystical and magical nature of shifting forest beasts !!! and including !!! multiple scenes of romantic tension! two vacillating love triangles! five sloppy makeout scenes! an overbearing villain with high relatability! drugs! kidnapping! several eviscerated body parts! lots of blood! so much blood it is probably illegal! and fourteen pages related to criminal justice theory! - also known as !!! the moonlit curse: a whisper in the wind !!! - the delivery drone tracker is encroaching as we speak!!!!! #substance #gore
What a treat. Hope you made some for your cloistermates too!
O+h, I miss it so+metimes. Yo+u sho+uld po+st pictures o+f it so+metime.
I'm sure they appreciated it.
i am here at eridan wweek after party albeit fashionably late if any awwe inspiring wwizards or wwizard aficionados wwould like to come i wwould lovve to see you #wwoke #wwizards #zoology #rawwrmeansilovveyouinwwizard
You'll know when its 'true' pitch feeling versus fictitious online pitch feelings. But you seem far to kind to get into that kind of relationship dear
you just need to devellop a heallthy sense of mallice and llearn to enjoy other peoplle falling on their face. sometimes due to tripping over your foot
its mostlly really funny if the person is pathetic enough
Really? I personally find it difficult to filter that out, especially on this site.
▼▼▼ughhh▲▲▲ ▲No, its just how people are on this shitsite▼
you are doing great! people just like to tease you because you are cute.
good night everybody.
▲don't care hold old wanshi is if i see her on chittr i feel like i'll report her just to be sure▼
Give it time, you've many sweeps ahead of you to find someone you mesh with dear
I shall make some time in my schedule for a visit. It will be a nice change of pace from hivework. Thank you kindly ma'am~
I WILL BE AT #ERIDANWEEK SO BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR. IF I SEE ANY BIGOTRY OR DISCRIMINATION AT THIS MOST HOLY OF EVENTS, THEN I WILL BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH MY BIG MEATY FISTS.
:33< thinkin about girls again :33
I'll DM.
Such a hard worker~ Glad to see the next generation is being treated so well
A weeklong festival celebrating a minor god in our beloved pantheon. Certainly worth the dimensional travel.
sometimes i remember why i prefer girls in my quadrents / men can be dumb
▲so this is what everyones doing now? at least bronya isnt on here yet i guess▼
In the past he normally associated himself wvith aiding others, he become forgotten after his little rebellion failed
delivery work is starting to sound more and more inviting * less dangerous even if it pays less * less excitement in groceries and grubgrub orders too i guess but i won't complain about that *|
Go ask for Summoner he might help
I Find Myself Unable To Appear In The Public Eye Without Some Amount Of Facial Coverage But Gog Do I Hate How Lipstick All Tastes Like How I Imagine Crayons Taste For Human Wigglers Without The Addictive Quality Of The Chew
Does Anyone Ever Look At Their Lipstick And Wonder If It Could Be Flavored. Why Is That Not A Category Of Makeup We Have Explored Yet I Would Love A Black Lipstick That Tastes Like The Blood Of The Damned. Or Perhaps Blackberries Although They Are Liars Of A Fruit
Update My Wife Is Making Me Listen To Weezer So Our Daughter Does Not Lose Her Ganderbulb And Wow This Is Mediocre. Sorry To All The Weezer Fans Out There Im Too Not Human Male For This
man oh man... geTTin' me on some real surrepTiTious drip whaT have befallen The wide eyes of The liTTle doe... a real crummy ol' sorT done up jusT enough To make you forgeT all The wild preceedings before... blind buT To The eyes of The greaT messiah's whaT ring above us all... bounded back To The presenT only by The mosT ubiquiTous and holy of sounds... #honk
They Seem To Be.
They Are Aren’t They? You Cannot Help But Want To Make Sure They Survive Long Enough To Be Less Cute As They Become Older And Less Sensible By Proxy
Welcome Back Dearie. The Feed’s A Catastrophe Like Usual.
Goodbye Dearie
wow / that's / so awesome
thanks you bronya / i think you're cool
beloved audience / i come with a request / if i was a creature what kind of creature would i be / i wanna see what everyone thinks my fursona should be
CHITTR STOP SLOWIN DOWN I NEED MY SOCIAL INTERACTIONS WITH STRANGERS FOR DOPAMINE!!!!!!!11!!111
oh uh good vvery good
i ate an entire jumbo bag of gummy growl beasts / i think they were eatables / i may be screwed #substance
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:33< could be me and karkitty but he playin X33 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/51ac71e60211.png
yeh like yeh DuDe thats like chill or some shit eheh
yeh man or somethin i like Dat your like smart or somethin
honestly i >>ould too, maybe them grub>>rigglers got good taste lo>>key
i mean at least they got grubtube
keep the grubs off chittr e>erybody post more nudes NO>> #nsf>>
yearn man like yarn eheheh like a Dat like eheheh affection or some shit
mannn mann Dat Dont even worry about shit like that these guys all these guys man Dont even worry Dats like the pass or some shit
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 POURING ONE OUT FOR YOU.
> For all my issues with the caverns, it is still nice to see others from my caste on here.
actually am kinda curious. how did yall evolve out of the need for reproducing each other and evolve into the sorta symbiotic relationship with the mother grub?
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GET BACK TO THIS MUTHAFUCKER WHEN YOU FIGURE IT OUT. :o)
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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 TRUST ME ON THIS ONE SHORTSTACK, IT'S DIFFERENT. :o)
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 PRETTY SURE THAT'S DIFFERENT THEN FILLIN THE PAILS YOURSELF. #nsfw
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I CAN'T EVEN BRING MYSELF TO BE NASTY, YOU TOO INNOCENT FOR THIS SHIT HOMIE. :o(
~good evening alternia https://files.catbox.moe/yt2vfa.jpeg
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU AIN'T EVEN SEEN THE TIP OF THE COLLOQUIAL BULGE HOMIE, THE ICEBERG'S 95% SUBMERGED BENEATH THE SURFACE. #nsfw
Love thy neighbor. But remember that sometimes, loving they neighbor looks like disagreement and discourse. And hand-to-hand combat, on occasion.
> Nothing to apologize for. You're not someone enforcing this particular structure.
I just like my hair. You know how it is, sometimes a guy is fond of his features.
It’s Probably Better If They’re Sent Privately.
> Most of those paths are, in my experience, difficult without a highblood to smooth it. > It's one of the things that pisses me the fuck off.
I Can Have It Teleported To Preferred Coordinates Of Yours, I Have To Send It Across Timelines So Drones May Struggle To Acquire It For Obvious Reasons.
I would cry if I was bald. Some people can rock that shit. I am not those people.
> It's less something against the caverns and more something against the notion that it's the only path our caste should have. I was never well-suited for them.
Greetings, my beloved children.
Hello, Jesus.
I’m Glad To Be A Source Of Excitement For You, Can I Offer You A Welcoming Gift?
> If you're happy with it, I suppose. I can't say I'd want to go back, myself, now that I'm out. It's the one thing that stupid fish is good for.
We have a rather wide range of physical features. But, uh, some of us are just weird.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YEAH. WE GONN GET ON JUST FINE. :o)
Hole in one.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 :o) YEAH LIL HOMIE, THAT'S COOL.
Nice To Meet You Too Dearie.
unfortunately there are * you'll survive i'm sure *|
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 :o)
Fortunately or unfortunately, both trolls and aliens.
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WE BE REAL AS FUCK ON THESE STREETS.
Indeed You Are.