BEAR KING OF CAVES
@ursaPectoral
ME. W4NNER. OTHERS? LOZERS :P (lordtonic.tumblr.com/tagged/bear or /berick)
ME K4NK? NO TELL ANYONE SHH COME COME. ME? ME L4KE WHEN THEY CHASE ME THROUGH WOODS. TEHHEE NO TELL NO TELL ANYONE.
GRRR. PRETTY BOY. CURSED ME. #MYLO4NS #SUGGEST4VE
HM. CONTROVERS4AL HOLES.
HOT TOP4C. HERE. EVERYONE GET CRAZY. WHEN MAN. MENT4ON HOLES 4N H4M L4FE.
D---> Ah I see, don't worry fellow STRONG indigo b100d, that is just how hot topic is.
" People " Are Always Calling Me This. #silly Suggestive? #nsfc
they hvev A bAdge for holes :) u shld look |ntto gett|n |t! |m sure |tdd f|t u vrry n|ccely or beAry n|cely hehehehe :)
WHERE ME GET TH4S. ME KNOW HOLES. ME DESERVE. WOULD LOOK. BEARY GOOD. ON ME.:P
Some holes do 8elong to people who are fucked up and evil admittedly.
ME NOT KNOW WHERE EX4T 4S 4N NEW BU4LD4NG. NOT MATTER. ME MAKE DOOR. BOSS MANS YELL AT ME. FOR BEAR SHAPED HOLE. WHY. THATS #MYHOLE ?
HEY. YOU. STRONG GUY. YOU. ME. WE MAKE #HOLES. CARVE OWN PATH. NO ONE GETS TH4S.
WAS 4T YOU STR4NG BEAN. YOU SK44NY ASS. LOOK4NG MOTHERFUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHO DRANK MY STRAWBERRY YOGURT M44444444444444444444LK.
YEAH. ME 4S STRONG. AND FULL OF M4LK. M4LK U DRANK AND ME NO DRANK. ME W4LL GET YOU. YOUR WELCOME.
HUHUHUHUHUHUH. THAT YOU. W4LL NOT LAUGH THOUGH. WHEN YOU ARE. TROPHY 4N CAVE.
ME 4M GONNA ROAR NOW. ROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR. OKAY. ME ROARED.
PᚱETTY IᛗPᚱESSIVE ᚱᛟAᚱ ᛒUT I CAN ᚺᛟWL ᛒETTEᚱ TᚺAN TᚺAT ᚱEADY? ᚱEADY? ᛟUW ᛟUW AAAAWWWᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟ
ROAR. HOWL. 4T ALL SAME. AND ME 4 DO 4T BETTER. AWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. HUFF HUFF. RROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
MEᚺᚺᚺᚺᚺ TᚺAT WAS AN ᛟKAY ᚺᛟWLᚱᛟAᚱ ᛒUT CᚺEKKIT ᛟUW ᛟUW ᛟUW AAAAWWWWWᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟWWWᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟWWWWWWᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟ ᚺAAAᚺ ᚺAAAA YEAᚺ LUNG CAPACITY? ᛒIG- ᚺUGE!!! >ᛒJJJ ᚱᚱᚱᚱᚱᚱᚱᚱGGGGᚺᚱᚺᚱᚱᚱᚱᚱᚱᚱᚱᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAᚱᚱᚱᚱᚱᚱᚱᚱᚱ
WHAT!!!! NAH NAH NAH! THESE LUNGS? TRA4NED TO BLOW SA4LS. WATCH. AND LEARN. GGGRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRR . SH4RT. R4P OFF FROM. POWER OF ROAR. AAAAAAAWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. SHORTS? ALSO R4P OFF FROM POWER. PROVE YOURSELF. MOUNTA4N TOP. DAWN.
ᚺAᚺAᚺAᚺA !!!!!!!! YᛟU ᛗUST ᛒE SUPAᚱ ᛒᚱAVE Tᛟ ᛗEET ᛗE ᛟN ᛗY ᛟWN TUᚱF >ᛒJJJJ I Aᛗ TᚺE ᛗᛟUNTAIN KING U KNᛟ!!!!! I WILL ACCEPT Uᚱ CᚺALLENGE!!!!!!!! WE WILL SEE WᚺICᚺ KING ᚺAS TᚺE ᛗᛟᚱE FIEᚱCE AND GᛟᚱESUᛗELY AWESᛟᛗE ᚺᛟWL ᚱᛟAᚱ Tᛟ ᛗAKE TᚺE TᚱEES SᚺAKE AND ᛒEASTS TᚱEᛗᛒLE IN FEAᚱ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🐺🐺💪💪‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🫵🧸 AAAWWWWᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟWᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟWᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟᛟ
PROT4EN SHAKE? NAH UH. STEAK AND EGGS? MMMMM HMMMMMMM. THUMBS UP THUMBS UP B4G GOOD.
ME? B4G BATH. HOT GUY. MUAH MUAH. HUBBAH HUBBAH. OTHER SOUND EFFECT HERE. WH4STLE. TRA4N WHOOT WHOOT. TH4S 4S PLAN.
Ah yes, I'm picking up what you're throwing down here boss. What a good plan
great start, big bear! but we could improve this with... MULTIPLE hot guys!
HAHA NEW BADGE. SH4NY AND NEW. B4G MOON FAN. B4G AND CHEESEY.
SA4TAMA WORKOUT. EASY. ADD4NG ROWS FOR BACK.
F4N4SH4NG MOVE. FUN FACT. CALLED "ASS OF DESPA4R". WHY? ME 4 JUMP OFF ROPES. USE MY ASS. AS ATTACK. LAST TH4NG OPPONENT SEES. BEFORE ASS CRUSH BACK. ME W4N. :P
4CE BATH. MM. HOT BATH. MM X2. 4CEBATHHOTBATH4CEBATHHOTBATH SLEEP :)
>> Do you ડw¡tch between them..? One after the other, ¡n the ડame n¡ght?
ME 4 HAVE. HUGE MUSCLE. 4CE BATH? GOOD MMM MMHM. FEEL BETTER. WARM BATH? VERY SPEC4AL T4ME BETWEEN MAN AND WARM WADTER. AGREE?
>> "Very ડpec¡a1 t¡me between man and warm water" honeડt1y, ¡ don't th¡nk ¡ cou1d poડડ¡b1y d¡ડagree w¡th that, you're abડo1ute1y r¡ght.
SK4LLS 4NCLUDE. 10 FOOT. VERT4CAL LEAP.
Impressive start! But you can keep training that. Push to go even higher.
ME? 20 FOOT VERT4CAL LEAP GOAL. NO WANT GO MORE THAN THAT. WANT TO G4VE L4TTLE GUYS CHANCE TO RUN
BEST BOBA. 1 2 3 GOT4GER M4LK TEA. ME W4N. ME R4GHT. :P
false 1f on the top1c of teas and herbal dr1nks a shu pu'er 1s the correct cho1ce 1t soothes ones stommach wh1le s1mmultaneously prov1d1ng caffe1ne except w1thout the typ1cal rush that caffe1ne fromm, lets say, your "mmalk tea" mm1ght g1ve
BOR4NG BO4L LEAF. M4NE HAS BALLS. SHOO POO'R LOSES UNDER BOBA M4LKY CREAMYNESS. MORE CARBS. 4F ME WANT HOT WATER. JUST DR4NK HOT WATER. :P
HAHA. ME FOLLOW L4ST. ONLY OF STRONGEST OF STRONG. USE 2? FUTURE F4GHT L4ST.
you know what yeah ¡ could take you
¡ l¡ke that energy drop me a t¡me and locat¡on
((hiiiii hehe this is bear hes a wwe wrestler type of guy with a wildman-caveman gimmick, but he is sorta a meat head regardless of it all, this be his visage and pinned post <:) i am going to tag this with a warning mostly bc he wears a speedo, i promise theres nothing else especially crazy besides that #cw-wrestlerthong https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/tumblr_df17cfd837b29caf4ffcf14015f3fdc1_2e456806_2048.jpg https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/tumblr_a79f0679980d18dc8fa54ed9917a3f74_bf65cc30_2048.jpg https://file.garden/aVIln_Qn93xoMwYZ/tumblr_b25bf131729e8207229003cd9c9b6b22_9d1ee677_2048.png
WORK S4MPLE. ME? FALL ON WEAKL4NG. W4TH B4G. HUGE BODY. W4N B4G PR4ZE. SPARE WEAKL4NG. FLEX. WASH R4NSE. DO AGA4N. :P
F4$C1N4T1NG!! H0W M4NY 1N 4 N1GHT?
MANY. LOOK MES NAME UP. ON 4NTERNET. MANY V4DEO. OF ME W4N. ;P
completely unrelated! but you've got an INSANE body, bro! straight up from the jungle type cray-cray! your macros must be WILD!
NEXT SHOW. GOOD ONE. ME? RA4N DOWN. ELBOW POWER. TUNE 4N. BE AMAZED. EASY. :P
ME? MEAT. MEAT. MORE MEAT. F4GHT BEAR (NO ME. ACTUAL). DO TH4S. EVERYDAY. END UP W4TH PEC L4KE ME ;P
i see! i see! i'm jotting this down, i'm becoming a menace to the alternian zoos!
FREE BEASTS. F4GHT BEASTS FOR DOM4NANCE. PROVE WORTHY. RULE BEASTS. S4MPLE 4 STEP PLAN.