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SURPRISINGLY, YES. I SOMETIMES HAVE TO USE A OBJECT AS LEVERAGE JUST TO ENJOY MY CANNED BEVERAGE WITHOUT TEARING INTO IT LIKE A BARKBEAST WITH A BONE.
CANNED DRINK. *-- IMPERIALISTHALCYONITE [IH] HAS UPLOADED A VIDEO! --* *THE VIDEO DEPICTS THE CAMERA FACING THAT OF THE PERSON RECORDING THE VIDEO, BEFORE SWITCHING TOWARDS THE PERSPECTIVE FACING THE CAN, HIS FINGERS TRYING TO CLENCH ON THE TAB YET STRUGGLING TO DO SO, THE VIDEO ENDS WITH A SINGULAR, SUDDEN FRAME OF WHAT LOOKS TO BE ARADYM FUCKING BITING INTO THE CAN SPRAYING ITS CONTENTS EVERYWHERE.*
**rahhhh** I Need To Destress, I Swear To The Messiahs Ii Cannot Handle Another Subjug Getting Here, And Saying "oh My Dear Angel Of The Church Can You Do This Do That And This And That And That" Sometimes I Wish I Could Just Frigginnnn Leaavee Ugh :o)
THE TROLL IM MOST ATTRACTED TO IS MYSELF. I WISH i HAD MORE SPLINTERS to PAIL WITH. LONELY as FUCK!!!!! #nsfw
If you would, please heed my advice...Perhaps in my past of prime, young one... My near skeletal frame has yet to lift a blade in sweeps, save for the silvery sword of my tongue as needed to resolve disputes... As a humble and loyal advisor of this throne and many others...My Liege
and you'll need a thesaurus to come up w!th better !NSULTS
!'ve heard better at the amature hour slam poetry down at the D!VEBAR
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One is in need of a NEW TAILOR… preferably, one that can make BULLETPROOF dresses… this old one has tried to BETRAY me… Ʒ
am i meant to like rap this? read it like slam poetry? a haiku?
kinky
^^ There's something funny about the purple population of this site. 50/50 shot of getting brutally tortured or getting slobbered on a little. ^^
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓻𝓸𝔂𝓪𝓵𝓫𝓵𝓸𝓸𝓭 𝓑𝓾𝔁𝓲𝓪, 𝓐 𝓼𝓽𝓻𝓲𝓯𝓮 𝓸𝓻 𝓽𝔀𝓸 𝓸𝓷 𝓶𝔂 𝓸𝔀𝓷 𝓽𝓲𝓶𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓹𝓮𝓻𝓶𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓮𝓭, 𝔂𝓮𝓽 𝓭𝓸𝓮𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓱𝓸𝓵𝓭 𝓪 𝓬𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓵𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓶𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓪 𝓹𝓻𝓸𝓹𝓮𝓻 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓯𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓽. 𝓦𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓘 𝓽𝓸 𝓰𝓸 𝓰𝓪𝓵𝓵𝓲𝓿𝓪𝓷𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓸𝓯𝓯 𝓽𝓸 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮 𝓯𝓪𝓻-𝓯𝓵𝓾𝓷𝓰 𝔀𝓪𝓻𝓰𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓷𝓭 𝓸𝓯 𝓶𝔂 𝓸𝔀𝓷 𝓪𝓬𝓬𝓸𝓻𝓭, 𝓲𝓽 𝔀𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓭 𝓫𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓼𝓲𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓭𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓸𝓯 𝓶𝔂 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓭𝓾𝓽𝓲𝓮𝓼 -- 𝔀𝓱𝓲𝓬𝓱 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓶𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓿𝓮𝓼 𝔀𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓪𝓵𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓷𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓿𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓫𝓮𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓬𝓾𝓵𝓵𝓮𝓭. 𝓘 𝓼𝓾𝓹𝓹𝓸𝓼𝓮, 𝓲𝓷 𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓸𝓻𝔂, 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓸𝓷𝓵𝔂 𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓼𝓽𝓸𝓹𝓹𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓶𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯-𝓹𝓻𝓮𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓽𝓮𝓶𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓿𝓮𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
𝓣𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓭𝓮𝓷𝓲𝔃𝓮𝓷𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓽𝓻, 𝓗𝓸𝔀 𝓘 𝔂𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓷 𝓯𝓸𝓻 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓫𝓪𝓽𝓽𝓵𝓮𝓯𝓲𝓮𝓵𝓭. 𝓘𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓷𝓸 𝓼𝓱𝓪𝓶𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓫𝓮 𝓪 𝓫𝓾𝓽𝓵𝓮𝓻𝓪𝓭𝓲𝓬𝓪𝓽𝓸𝓻, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓲𝓽 𝓲𝓼 𝓷𝓸 𝓰𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽 𝓱𝓸𝓷𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓮𝓲𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓻. - 𝓨𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼 𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓯𝓾𝓵𝓵𝔂, 𝓚𝓪𝔃𝓲𝓮𝓵 𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓵
2o who2 r3ady for fight night in a coupl3 night2??
HOW D!D YOU--no no !'m fuck!n block!ng your NUMBER
(◕ ᴥ ◕) guwell there’s a myriad of symptoms i gucould go on and on about, but to sum it up? gyuu just know!
If fate would give her blessings then there might one day be a chance. However, her arms hold tightly to her body and she does not welcome the offer just yet•
! dont fear anyth!ng LOL. 'spec!ally not any fancy bourgeo!s!e ha!ku speak, meet me out back at the Denny's !f you really want to S!NG
greeeeeat, now we got dudes over here speak!ng !n r!ddles and rhymes over HERE