♠ hated by @waningCatastrophe
i wλs going to sλy something tonight, but dλmmit i'm tired mλybe tommorrow
...you work out a 𝓁ot. so you are hungry. you are a𝓁so very ta𝓁𝓁 and muscu𝓁ar and need more food to sustain that physique. i 𝓁itera𝓁𝓁y just said you are often hungry. not that you are... 'a big greedy fat unsatiab𝓁e beast'. i wou𝓁d never say that.
...i did not say that. at a𝓁𝓁. ho𝓁d on.
>>| maybe .it's .an .unusual compliment? have you .asked your matesprit to call you dirty?
its part of the ExperiencE. trust me its AwesomE. just stEAl ExclusivEly from AssholEs yOU dont lIkE if that helps
i voГuNteeR to get shaved iNstead of @gRaNdioseSatuRatioN
♯hexxingallpurplebloods right now
aiding in #hexxingallpurrplebloods #witchchittr
↘️higher manglement has commanded me to remove the final vestiges of my personal devotion from my worksquare, as my meetings-based doodles and business notes have become "disruptive" to the work flow of lesser, inferior employees.↘️ ↗️WE HAVE TAKEN A LOSS HERE, BUT MAKE NO MISTAKE MY SERVITUDE WILL PERSIST, EVEN WITHOUT THE REMINDERS OF MY CAREFUL DEVOTION AND ADMIRATION FOR MY TRUE, UNSUNG SUPERIORS.↗️
↗️NO.↗️
(-- Hahahaha yeah of course you would <3
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Bruno Mars just strangled Julioh while screaming about how much loves the empire. It WAS a fire transition though to Uptown Funk. #gore #eridanweek ]
(Uh) Julioh HELP ME (HELP, GIRLLLL) #MayICome #EridanWweek
[ MEEMAW GAMGAM has been KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT. ] #eridanweek
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!! TROLL JERMA985 (JEREMY ELBERT) FOUND DEAD WITH HANDWICH IN HAND AT #eridanw33k!!! Stay safe out there, https://i.imgur.com/yoKUQWC.png
Hold on. I'm getting word that there's been a breach of the security perimeter at #eridanweek.
no pun intended but somethin seems fishy here #eridanwweek
you'r3 juzt mad you don't g3t mad ca3g3rz from playing vid3o gam3z all day lmaaaao
dont invit3 m3 to your hiv3 if your couch p33ling cau23 imma p33l it 2om3 mor3 wh3n you aint looking
(-- Happy TDOV btw I'm visible I guess
(-- Better watch it, you're gonna make some people think you're obsessed with me or something
(-- Holy shit you guys are weird as fuck. Don't expect me to touch this website ever again
TH1S 1S S0 MUCH W0RS3 TH4N TR0LL M1CH43L J4CKS0N G3TT1NG V4P0R1Z3D BY 4 L3G3ND4RY P13C3 0F SH1T W34P0N #3R1D4NW33K
,..,is someone trying 2 eat the bouncy castle carcass???? 😭😭😭 what is going on @ #eridanweek,..,
hal's feet aint nasty, LOCK THE FUCK IN LIL SIB. #nsfw #feet #lighthearted
As long as you submit to my feet.
I couldn't care less about troll Bruno Mars.
first they came for green markiplier and we did not speak out and now? they'VE come for troll bruno mars........
Every single one of these lowlifes will get what's coming to them. I will take the respect I deserve from the cold, dead claws of those who would deny me it.
theres some slanderous accusations bein tossed around about #eridanwweek and the kerfuffle invvolvvin troll celine dion wwagin a full scale assault on the festivvities that *i* didnt do enough to fight off the hordes of threshecutioners gunnin for the other eridans and troll bruno mars to this ill say wwhat i said then i wwas disarmed cause i wwas off duty trust me the last thing that party needed wwas ANOTHER ERIDAN wwavving his fuckin gun around
WE SHOULD KILL MORE CELEBRITIES. #VIOLENCE
I Both Pity And Envy Those Who Did Not Witness The Eridanweek Afterparty I Think It Fundamentally Changed Me As A Person. There Was A Lot Of Solemn Bouncing And Troll Celine Dion Got Decapitated.
1 w4s just r3m1nd3d w3 h4d lost Troll Bruno M4rs. Fuck. Fuck. 3r1d4n W33k W4s 4 M1st4k3.
It Was At The After Party But Yeah
i made a whole post about this shit trollbama told me after a selfie i posted last night i poured one out for troll bruno mars
Which of these #eridanweek treats has been YOUR favorite? ♥️- THE CHUM BUCKETS - 48 OF OUR FRESHLY BAKED CHOCOLATE CHIP COOKIES WITH ONE GALLON OF ICE-COLD MILK, SERVED IN TWIN COMMEMORATIVE PLASTIC #ERIDANWEEK BUCKETS ♦️- THE "MAKE SWANSON PROUD" - A SMOKED TURKEY LEG WRAPPED IN CANDIED BACON AND CRISPY BONELESS CHICKEN THIGH ♣️- THE HEARTSTOPPER - A TRIPLE GLAZED DEEP FRIED CINNAMON HONEY BUTTER STICK ♠️- THE ORPHANER - A FIVE-POUND LOCALLY SOURCED LUSUS TENDRIL, YAKITORI GRILLED WITH A SPICY SOY GLAZE
↗️SOCIETAL AND PHYSICAL INFERIOR.↗️ ↘️or i guess lesserblood.↘️
FUCKFACE. SHIT FOR BRAINS. ASS HOLE.
◩◩◩blessIng all of you wIth tumMY hurt you're welcoME◪◪◪
usually not a woofbeast loverrr but I'll nyallow it just cause you know what's up >:333 mew~ 💖✨
well that ZucKZ unfortunately for them me and fortnite are in a committed flip-flopping quadZ Zituation Known aZ "human marriage"
See yoou already goot all riled up that's the whoole pooint 8P
If i was the oowner oof Chittr i woould rename it too a singular letter like Y
|w|hat if instead of being called chittr, it |w|as called t|w|itter. but everything |w|as the same except |w|e didnt exist, and it got bought out by some alien version of a highblood or something and renamed to something stupid
Your name is VIXXIE H-PANSIE. Wow, what were you about to say? You are very STRANGE. You have many curious PERVASIVE INTERESTS, most of which you never tell ANYONE ABOUT. You’ve been known to live with your MOIRAIL OF AN OLIVE PERSUASION, but otherwise are WILDLY SECLUDED despite your blood colour. Most of which who have had the privilege of greeting have often said you are WILDLY UNREADABLE and that MANY WILL NEVER KNOW YOUR TRUE SELF, but are QUITE PLEASANT to be around and have a GREAT HUMOUR ABOUT YOU. Which is nothing of your caste, but for one who barely GETS OUT OF HER RECUPERACOON on off days it is considered ANOMALOUS. You are INCREDIBLY PASSIONATE about horrific music, sugary drinks and food and HUNT AND FISH quite frequently in the deep forest around your hive, and have been known to make A WICKED DESSERT OR TWO. Weird powers have also been bestowed upon you AS A “PURPLEBLOOD” and you have a strange hobby of possessing plush toys you create with EMOTIONAL CURSES OR BLESSINGS using the LIFE FORCE of the predatory creatures around your hive, the latter of which is more commonplace, as well as having an EXTREME OBSESSION with GARDENING. You secretly DISLIKE THE RELIGION of your caste, but DEEPLY ENJOY COMPANIONSHIP AND PARTICIPATE ANWAY. People are what makes you happiest and you will stop at nothing to ensure THEY ARE HAPPY TOO, even at YOUR OWN DETRIMENT. Your trolltag is terminaViola and you speak pretty fuckin’ informal and aren’t afraid to use a large variety of considerably kafkaesque verbiage, complete with a load of clown puns and many sign off faces Xo)
~notice hovv everyone hating my chitts are lovvbloods? interesting…
wwoww lowwbloods really are that stupid i mean i shouldnt be surprised anymore but goddamn
~hovv many lovvbloods should i ram vvith my scuttlebuggy
pArAblEs 4:28 sO grAzUm lAy In thE lAbyrInth And stArEd Up At thE sky "sUns cOmIn Up, I mIght bE fUckEd yAll" hE spEAks AlOUd tO thE mEssIAhs, whO stAyEd sIlEnt, fOr If hE wAs tO grOw, hE wOUld hAvE tO EscApE On hIs Own I hAvE bEEn pOndErIng thIs pAssAgE tOdAy pErhAps It hAs mOrE mEAnIng thAn I thOUght bEfOrE?
↗️WEAK MINDED AND WEAK WILLED.↗️ ↘️pull yourself together this is literally all you have.↘️ ↗️PROBABLY.↗️
i let curiosity get the better of me. i cAn now confirm thAt troll does not reAlly tAste thAt good. #gore #violence #cAnnibAlism #istilldontknowifthisneedstoevenbetAgged
...im going to tick𝓁e you now. i dont care if it crushes me.
I think mine. died i used to hear something skittering through the. walls for like weeks but it. stopped a few days. back
i’d you’re a clown and your pronouns aren’t hehe/haha no you’re not
is it norrmal to go arround assuming a hemoanons rreal blood colourr? asking forr a mate.
I THINK THEY JUST KILLED TENLOM
"= what's the betting odds. on the opponent. i need to win some caegar. #gambling. ="
UNRRIGHTEOUS FALSEHOODS. THE BEST WAY TO THE BLOODPUSHERR. IT IS THRROUGH BONE CAGE OF THE CHEST. BETWEEN THE SECOND AND SIXTH RRIB. BEHIND THE MIDDLE SUPPORRTING BONE. LEARRN FRROM THIS AND DO BETTERR. #GORRE (?)
Wrong. Gap in the chitin between the chest and stomach plates. Ego sum ira Domini.
自 | Ssome sssslithery sskanksssss ssssserve no sensssssible purposse sssssans wassssssting sssspace.
自 | @waningCatastrophe why don't you jussssssssssst kill Vizziy?
generally i ignore t+em and t+ey go away
DON'T WORRY JUST WATCH THEM HATE MAKE OUT BUT STOP THEM BEFORE THE LIMBS GET SEVERED
oh you~ <3< <3< <3< u ha>e a soft spot for dis n u knoooo>> it ;)
@impertinentFrenzy said i should sho>> u guys just ho>> >>ild last nite >>as,,, ;) hooked up >>ith @mercurialGorepriest and shit got tuuuurnt #nsf>> https://file.garden/Y2KtYpOdi23QPOi5/Untitled181_20260327160218.png
i just got stung by a wuace
Love is a lie they try to sell you to keep you from what's truly important. Business.
#drokestrokefriday #nsfw ???
⚇ got the urge to do some painting. ⚇ any gutterbloods wanna volunteer their blood? :8] ⚇
°0 This shipment looks like it'll be full of lowerblood lusii. Good, they fight with most desperation. (3-) 0°
8-> THEY'RE GOING FAST, I CAN'T STOP THEM FROM FLYING OFF THE SHELVES!
If you're reading this, you owe me financial compens8ion! I take 8oon8ucks, gold, other various precious stones, and titty pics! ::::)
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/be304122f0f8.png hey @timaeusTestified#3765 do you need to talk about something
大 | Do any of you ever look at your lussus and also feel thossse funny feelings? The ones down there. #nssfw #incessst #joinmyevilempire
troll thEm back i thought trolls wErE naturally mEan
CULL THEM.
im sooooo pitiable.
I ₩ish bronz€ blood stains ₩€r€ not so hard to g€t out of carp€ts. ₩h¥ do th€¥ hav€ to b€ so difficult???
HUMANS BE LIKE: HUH INCEST SUCKS AND I'M DUMB OR SOMETHING #HUMANS #BELIKE
⏯️▶️ N O W P L A Y I N G ▶️⏯️ https://i.ibb.co/GvGPvNZP/Screenshot-20260326-124715.png https://youtu.be/DzHKhPtZrZA?si=oYvGa8SXgw3o5whG
my stupid fucKiNg Kismesis coNviNced me to maKe aN accouNt aNd i aГReady RegRet that decisioN i see too maNy femaГes oN my feed
G̸u̸e̸s̵s̶ ̸w̷h̵o̴'̴s̸ ̴t̴h̷e̵ ̴l̶a̸u̴g̶h̸e̴r̷ ̸n̶o̸w̸?̶ ̴I̵'̶m̸ ̷t̷h̵e̵ ̵l̶a̵u̶g̶h̷e̵r̷!̵ ̵I̵'̵m̴ ̶t̵h̵e̷ ̴l̸a̸u̶g̵h̷i̷n̶g̴e̴s̶t̷ ̷l̵a̸u̷g̷h̶e̶r̷ ̵t̷h̴a̴t̵ ̵e̶v̷e̷r̶ ̸l̸a̵u̴g̵h̶e̸d̵!̵ ̷H̷a̴!̶
Noo they are lying too yoou
ur right and u should say it
morninnnnnnnnngah mommaz in BIG BOOTY trubbs cuz its headlite burnout sneason PLX pray 4 me
FUCK YOUR ENTIRE LIFE. I HOPE YOU ARE BLOWN UP BY A BOMB, AND ALL YOUR PIECES ARE SUCKED UP BY DIFFERENT BLACK HOLES.
good evvenin wwretched wworms
:33< mew can be mew just gotta meow
#nsfw Any #RealFreaks hmu and DM me right now to explain just how Freaky we can really get. The #Freakiest one will be executed via firing squad
https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/Screenshot%202026-03-25%20at%208.39.50%E2%80%AFPM.png
N0 CLUE WHAT Y0U ARE TALKING AB0UT BR0 🐺
V^ The freaks pay my bills th0ugh. #stayfreakys0icaneat #nsfw ^V
i think every hour we should cast a vote to kick someone off the site. the first two contestants should be scratch and adam. hearts or diamonds for adam spades or clubs for scratch
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#cw-sElf-harm I hatE my lifE and I wanna diE I ain't got no iPhonE My hEart is brEakin', thinkin' suicidE I ain't got no iPhonE I hatE my lifE and I wanna diE I ain't got no iPhonE My hEart is brEakin', thinkin' suicidE I ain't got no iPhonE LikE a boat capsizin' No hopE on thE horizon Got a two-yEar contract And I'm stuck on VErizon I got no iPhonE I got no iPhonE I got no iPhonE I got no iPhonE I got no iPhonE I got no iPhonE I got no iPhonE I got no iPhonE I got no iPhonE (I hatE my lifE and I wanna diE) I got no iPhonE (It's 2009, pEoplE, and EvErybody should havE an iPhonE) I ain't got no iPhonE (My hEart is brEakin', thinkin' suicidE) I got no iPhonE
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 SHIT'S TOO MUCH REAL ESTATE ON THE HAND. I ALREADY GOT MY KNUCKLES DONE BY BIG DONNIE, EVERYBODY KNOWS BIG DON DON'T DO CUTESY SHIT
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I AIN'T GETTING ANY KINDA PAW LIL HOMIE
i just want somEbody to chain mE thE fuck up
british ppl used 2 say shit like crikey
"= not ME. fight someone. pick. you get to pick, that makes it way better for you. ="
WAIT WAIT WAIT LETS TALK AB0UT THIS N0W HEY D0NT BE HAASTY 🐺
I AM SOMEWHAT LET DOWN.
"= fight. fight. fight. fight. ="
Picturre øf my lusus withøut his arrmørr øn. https://images.ctfassets.net/i04syw39vv9p/5ECJzXØ2vjvAIHi4QøKRrØX/0122c748591e5abf6394ef7f5f1e38d1/Pølarr-bearr-pøsing-øn-rrøcks.JPG #lusus #lususpics
can we get the damn clowns off this website? pissing me the fuck off with their mirthful horseshit.
much to think about this is just a peek into my twisted fuckimg pan follow for more at @splendidSophist
HTTPS://I.POSTIMG.CC/HTFHP0WG/TWITTER-1993009078428483711.GIF #BLOOD #NSFW #BECAREFUL
|| NOT SURE IF I HAVE A USE FOR A PS2 BUT HEY I GOT A FEW CIG PACKS | OVER ||
Uhhh!!! Someone burned All my Pamphlets!!! I spent So long Working on Them!!!!
IM TINKY WINKY FIND MY CUSTARDS
|| #TRUE | OVER ||
Obviously the ideal diet is coffee and cigarettes.
Your daddy never loved you. #truthnuke
has it been l0ng en0ugh that we can finally admit that slendertr0ll was never that scary 0r are we as a tr0llciety still pretending that p00rly ph0t0sh0pped black and white images and vague chickenscratch 0n n0teb00k paper is the epit0me 0f h0rr0r?
IM GonnA BE OuT OF CrackerS SooN... SaD
find my pages
hoppers: The Time I Turned Into A Beaver Was Really Good, So I Recommend It
thank You All For Reading Chainsawtroll
It keeps me in business.
|| DONT | DONT DO THAT | OVER ||
FAKE YOUR DEATH
YOU DON'T!
°0 Bow to the one seated upon the Throne of Haema. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fc968c76f4f3.JPG (3-) 0°
ILL HAVE T0 CHECK MY SCHEDULE BUT S0UNDS LIKE A G00D TIME 🐺
i don't even use regular soap no more. was fucking with my brain chemistry. cal even noticed.
I KNOW PEAK AND YOU GUYS DONT. FUCK YOU
°0 Gotta start them early. The sooner they know all they will feel in our servitude is pain, the better they react. Why don't you stop whiteknighting him and go slam your face into some sopor pie, laughbeggar. (3-) 0°
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
THE ZESTUM BREAKS ANOTHER FROND FOR HIS HEIRESS!
°0 LeSZer clown opinion detected. Zestum, break another frond. (3-) 0°
FUN FACT TROLLS OF CHITTR: HOLDING YOUR PALMHUSK WITH TWO BROKEN MIDDLE FRONDS IS INCREDIBLY DIFFICULT AND PAINFUL.
THE ZESTUM SHALL HAVE HIS OTHER FROND BROKEN WHILE GETTING THE FIRST FIXED. AN AMAZING COMPROMISE FROM HIS TWO ORDERS FROM DIFFERENT HEIRESSES
°0 It is worth it. It's hilarious. (3-) 0°
I don't think I've seen a single vaguepost on this site that was actually vague.
Okay. Good effort. But you kinda need to actually have something or someone in mind when you vaguepost.