Mr. Milk
@whoopyWhooper
Leader of Milktopia and Nation of Boobistan | Alter-self of @parasiticDisorder | #IAmTheMilkmanMyMilkIsDelicious
I have RETURNED! A few of the countries within my nation are already focused on the mass production of Faygo "Cotton Candy Coconut" and Faygo "Creamy Blueberry" milkshakes! Sending out free samples to anyone who replies and asks for it! Come and get it!
A crate is sent! Don't forget to leave your feedback under #MisterMilkFaygoMilkshakes tag!
Fuck it,i'm inventing Faygo milkshakes. Get hyped the fuck up,ninjas!
Sent ya a bottle of Cotton Candy Coconut,that's the first one i came up with.
Just sayin if yall need a hug or some dairy or to borrow some cash hit me up.
a hug would be hella tight btw this joke is from the future had to go back in time just to make it like on the 24th cause shits mad oppressively everywhere by in like idk a few lights phuntr guynax straight up not playing phuntr just trust me hella tight dude even better joke payoff
Hey @barackObama if you wanna get back into the chair,i've got a hella chill position for you in my nation. Just hit me up homie.
.. And what nation would that be? What are the policies?
I am the CEO of lactose,yo! Want some ice cream? Some milkshakes? I've got everything! I have the biggest dairy production goin' on since 2000s!
Nation of Boobistan. We milk,we make milk,we all about dairy,yo! You seem chill and that's good enough for me. I get a president for one of the countries within my nation,you get a 5% profit share and free dairy every day! If you up to consider it,make sure to specify what kinda dairy you fuck with. Are you a cheese guy? Or a kefir guy? That kinda stuff.
… I believe I’d prefer staying in retirement. Thank you, though.
I respect that,mang. Still sending you a buncha ice cream as a friendly gift. Shit's be gettin' hot in this bitch as of late.
Looking to buy land on this fuckass planet. Paying from 50 bells up to 200k bells depending on how big-titty-littered said land is. I'm the one naming the price,no bargain,either you sell me that shit or GTFO. #suggestive #nsfw #business #dairy4lyfe