Mr. Milk
@whoopyWhooper
Leader of Milktopia and Nation of Boobistan | Alter-self of @parasiticDisorder | #IAmTheMilkmanMyMilkIsDelicious
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I have RETURNED! A few of the countries within my nation are already focused on the mass production of Faygo "Cotton Candy Coconut" and Faygo "Creamy Blueberry" milkshakes! Sending out free samples to anyone who replies and asks for it! Come and get it!
* 🤤 * gimme gimme
A crate is sent! Don't forget to leave your feedback under #MisterMilkFaygoMilkshakes tag!
Fuck it,i'm inventing Faygo milkshakes. Get hyped the fuck up,ninjas!
Hey @barackObama if you wanna get back into the chair,i've got a hella chill position for you in my nation. Just hit me up homie.
.. And what nation would that be? What are the policies?
>> Who even are you
I am the CEO of lactose,yo! Want some ice cream? Some milkshakes? I've got everything! I have the biggest dairy production goin' on since 2000s!
Nation of Boobistan. We milk,we make milk,we all about dairy,yo! You seem chill and that's good enough for me. I get a president for one of the countries within my nation,you get a 5% profit share and free dairy every day! If you up to consider it,make sure to specify what kinda dairy you fuck with. Are you a cheese guy? Or a kefir guy? That kinda stuff.
… I believe I’d prefer staying in retirement. Thank you, though.
I respect that,mang. Still sending you a buncha ice cream as a friendly gift. Shit's be gettin' hot in this bitch as of late.
I'M A VESSEL OF DESTRUCTION AND DESPAIR. AND I WILL SPREAD MISERY AND FAMINE TO EVERYTHING YOU ALL LOVE AND HOLD DEAR.
Good luck with that you cornyass bitch lmaooooooo
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[WHAT THE HELL WHY DO I HAVE 0 BELL$]
Oh so THAT's where this fat fuck raccoon got the cash to pay me taxes. No worries ninja,already loaded up a few crates of ice cream and sent em your way.