♠ hated by @windyTrickster

Johnathan Montgomery Egbert's dating requirements as follows: - mean to him and everyone around him - emotionally unstable - childhood history of toxic and manipulative behavior NONNEGOTIABLE - must be willing to enable denial about being 31 human years old - must be willing to play superhero (see above)

other me can cry about it all he wants. it's a good mustache. :)

oh, honey
I think breath players have the biggest track record of being fucking idiots.

hashtag my universally beloved mustache

chat i think my bestie might be a prude this is so sad alexa play sexyback by my good pal JT

1, i have privileges 2, basement boy

swag. hear that johnny?

behave, a basement may be in your future

iunno man i feel like if i make a call on that he's gonna go ewwwwwww ewwwwww shakes his hands making a yucky face ewwwwwwww so imma ping him instead and you can make a judgement call @windyTrickster

shame about sootnose, she could hawve a real cute rosiee the riwvetickler thing going on. thatd be thematic, right? but yeah, fef vwins this match of #cronusbabeoff. surprise surprise. next up! an interesting match. assigned femme fatale by sgrub, or evweryones fawvorite jerk-88 #nsfvw, vwevwe got snovwman, also knowvn as the black queen, and probably some other dumb bq title, going up against wvriska serket! wvriskas a pretty high seed, but i think theres a chance for snovwman if she gets enough (hired) goons behind her. <3 or <> for snovwman <3< or c3< for wvriska serket

i stand by it. not everyone needs a babyface forever.

hell yes fucking thank you, posie hates it and apparently so does johnny e smh

i'm ride or die with this bad bitch, don't hate cuz you've got whisper whiskers

it's a really cute look.