♠ hated by @windyTrickster

theyll never call you party mcfly while im around

because theyre calling me party mcfly

like the mortifying ordeal of bringing your white boy coded white boy to the club and he busts out the sprinkler id end up in the news

🍀💪>🐀

im fucking sick dog

jealousy is a sickness

B{j

so good

B{j

i cant fucking do anything in this house B{/

beautiful women only want me for my caterpillar beautiful men also

#mycaterpillar

in case any of you are worried about the stache dont be itll be back by morn 🫰
did-you-go-to-the-masquerade? ♥:-yes! ♠:-no-and-i-dont-plan-to ♦:-no-but-i-plan-to ♣:-nuance/other-(comment?)

anyway i aint even need to ask who want me 😎 😉🕶️🤏 😎

die maybe

notorious misogynist johnathaniel windsockamin

the dadbro lore icymi

hey remember when i dropped the dadbro lore
are-humans-capable-of-accurately-comprehending-and-engaging-with-the-alternian-quadrant-romance-system? ♥:-they-are-innately-and-intrinsically-capable-just-the-same-as-trolls ♠:-they-can-learn-but-may-not-understand-all-the-nuances-of-troll-romance ♦:-they-are-fully-incapable-of-accurately-experiencing-quadrants ♣:-nuance/other-(comment?)
how-many-horns-do-you-have? ♥:-the-usual-2 ♠:-less-than-2 ♦:-more-than-2 ♣:-nuance/other-(comment)
how-do-you-eat? ♥:-i-always-finish-EVERYTHING-on-my-plate ♠:-i-eat-till-im-comfortable ♦:-i-tend-to-eat-very-little ♣:-nuance/other-(leave-a-comment)
you're-a...? ♥:-introvert ♠:-extravert ♦:-ambivert ♣:-omnivert
have-you-ever-cheated-on-a-romantic-partner? ♥:-yes ♠:-no ♦:-ive-never-had-a-romantic-partner ♣:-nuance-(explain-in-comments)

wym this is like peak bro behavior

bro he wants his dad to be sad thats fucked up #iykyk

ya you think bros gonna take the egbert name? fuck nah bro at best theyre gonna hyphenate

idk man it seems p serious

stepbrothers (2008)

imagine how i feel

he has no idea i see his dad more than he does

lol

try and stop me imma get my daddy issues all up in there

irrelevant

imma get in his will

ill see you at family christmas

imma make him feel young again

try an stop me

Johnathan if you keep mediating my shit your dad is gonna be next

Johnathan Montgomery Egbert's dating requirements as follows: - mean to him and everyone around him - emotionally unstable - childhood history of toxic and manipulative behavior NONNEGOTIABLE - must be willing to enable denial about being 31 human years old - must be willing to play superhero (see above)

other me can cry about it all he wants. it's a good mustache. :)

oh, honey
I think breath players have the biggest track record of being fucking idiots.

hashtag my universally beloved mustache

chat i think my bestie might be a prude this is so sad alexa play sexyback by my good pal JT

1, i have privileges 2, basement boy

swag. hear that johnny?

behave, a basement may be in your future

iunno man i feel like if i make a call on that he's gonna go ewwwwwww ewwwwww shakes his hands making a yucky face ewwwwwwww so imma ping him instead and you can make a judgement call @windyTrickster

shame about sootnose, she could hawve a real cute rosiee the riwvetickler thing going on. thatd be thematic, right? but yeah, fef vwins this match of #cronusbabeoff. surprise surprise. next up! an interesting match. assigned femme fatale by sgrub, or evweryones fawvorite jerk-88 #nsfvw, vwevwe got snovwman, also knowvn as the black queen, and probably some other dumb bq title, going up against wvriska serket! wvriskas a pretty high seed, but i think theres a chance for snovwman if she gets enough (hired) goons behind her. <3 or <> for snovwman <3< or c3< for wvriska serket

i stand by it. not everyone needs a babyface forever.

hell yes fucking thank you, posie hates it and apparently so does johnny e smh

i'm ride or die with this bad bitch, don't hate cuz you've got whisper whiskers

it's a really cute look.