Sollux Captor: "Saw this in my console log earlier.... A single piece of spa…"

Whip that sucker at 2 kquadrilliOn miles an hOur and break the sOund barrier

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @zealousTrickster[ZT]

II wonder iif the molecular compo2iitiion of human durum wheat 2paghettii could hold up two tho2e kiind2 of force2! IIt would be worth experiimentiing wiith.

↩ @twinAmnesias[TA]

If nOt, I dunnO, wear it as a fashiOnable accessOry Or sOmethin

↩ @zealousTrickster[ZT]

II cannot however 2hake the iidea of 2paghettii goiing through object2 2iimiilar two how II found out on earth the2e thiing2 called "hurriicane2" could force object2 through other object2 http2://cdn.iimgche2t.com/fiile2/4290988df915.jpg IImagiine thii2 but wiith the dry form of 2paghettii, and II thiink we got 2omethiing that could fuck 2ome muthafuka2 up #honk :o) (Tryiing two 2peak clown a2 be2t a2 II can 2o II hope you get the gii2t)

#honk

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @twinAmnesias[TA]

BRO WE’VE JUST UNLOCKED THE MOTHERFUCKIN SECRET MIRACULOUS SPECIBUS!!!

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @zealousTrickster[ZT]

II hope the entiity that cho2e iit never fiigure2 iit out for all our 2ake2 iit would briing a whole new meaniing two Up2ettii 2paghettii...

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @twinAmnesias[TA]

I think yOu’re my new favOrite

↩ @zealousTrickster[ZT]

*blu2he2 a yellow/golden color*

Kult: +7

Total: 7

Troll Tom Lehrer

Deverified

A user of unestablished repute

Monarch Of Fools

y0u w0n a c0mpetiti0n and all y0u g0t was this stupid badge. 0u0

@columbidaeToxicologist[CT]

𝄠𝄵𝄆𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮𝅘𝅥𝅮 You know, they ridiculed me for being a pianokind, but what I found is that one does not talk big after they have had a grand piano leveraged towards their head. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/26444d5dc208.gif 𝇓𝇓𝇓𝄀

Kull: +7

Total: 7

↩ @columbidaeToxicologist[CT]