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could you imagine if your friends who are matesprits invited you out to hang out and you were like "no i dont want to impose" but they reassured you they wanted you there so you hang out and are kind of third wheeling but its okay because you enjoy spending time with them and later you go back to their hive and things are winding down and youre thinking about leaving but before you can bring up heading out you notice that theyre kissing and they havent stopped kissing for a while so youre sitting there just staring at them and you cough or clear your throat but all it does is make one of them pull the other into their lap and youre frighteningly close to both of them and can hear the noises of them making out and youre forced to just hold onto your knees and sit there while you debate what to do and finally you stand up to start heading to the door and one of them goes "where do you think youre going" and you just sort of laugh and say "yyou guys are busy ill leave you alone" and both of them look at you with a pitiful expression and say "no we want you here" "we want you to stay" so you sit back down and they pick back up like nothing has changed (tags: im not sure, #nsfw, archive rating: M)

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@totesGruesome[TG]

yea rankmaid???? u feelin sum typa way huh???????

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READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Glad you understand ptitsa ... ]

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Um.. - did - this - happen - This - feels - very - specific- Did - you - survive - if - it - happened >

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...1 TH1NK 1'V3 DON3 TH1S B3FOR3 WH1L3 4 B1T DRUNK

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

gosh, that's certainly something!

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

sleepover?

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@zoosmellPooplad[ZP]

rankmaid is going to host a sleepover at some point! i am not sure when but it will prominently feature at least 2 men kissing for everyone to watch.

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

oh yeahhh. i think this is a little different!

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@zoosmellPooplad[ZP]

it has a similar vibe i think. she is very excited to watch people kiss anyway.

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@ectoBiologist[EB]

being the only one kinda rings more intimate than a big party! but i guess i see what you mean.

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