#texasposting
AAAAA AAAAAA AAAA THE SUN THE HUMAN SUN AAAAA AAAA AAAAAAAAA oh it actually dOESNT hurt that much AAA AAAAA AAAA AAA AAAAAAA #texasPosting -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
it is me ANd my Peen yos UNdERNEATH this giant stone structure... am too COLd ANd far too wet to move. PALINd PINNIP is going to... lie dOWN ANd hug his jerky... until the earth grows KINd. GOOd light all #texasPosting #soggyjerky #alone #wet #COLd #wetANdCOLd #wetANdCOLdANdalone #hallyPeenyo -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
i fell in the river it WASHEd me uP somewhere new... too far from bucees.. #texasPosting -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
AAAAAAaghhhdBB GGGGBUHHHHH GGHHHRRRdVHHLLLLLFGGGG #texasPosting -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
guh NEEd water... sPicy.... I am going. ... to FINd a river #texasPosting -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
a human came out by the dUMPSTER ANd gave me a bag of hally Peen yo honey jerky then STARTEd smoking next to me their role dESIGNATION on their tag says beau whatever that means #texasPosting #theykeePblowingthesmokeinmyface #coughcoughstoPit -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
the humans at Buccees are KINd.... they dONT even blink that im a troll, a KINd human even MAdE me something CALLEd a brisk ket SANdWICH so i am sitting BEHINd the BUILdING ANd chowing dOWN #texasPosting #bucees #briskketsandy -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
the scuttle buggy has STOPPEd.... there is a beaverlusus on a big sign now... there is a nice smell coming from INSIdE the BUILdING... #texasPosting -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
i have snuck out of the Mega Lo Mart by going through a dOOR that says emergency exit this is an emergency ANd i NEEdEd an exit BUT I FEAR IT WAS A TRAP BECAUSE AS SOON AS I OPENEd IT IT BEGAN MAKING A LOUd ALARMING SOUNd THAT CAUSEd ALL THE HUMANS INSIdE TO FOLLOW ME OUT I AM NOW UNdERNEATH SOMEONES OddLY CALM SCUTTLE BUGGY WHILE THEY dRIVE AWAY #texasPosting -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
i have OUTWITTEd the texans by HIdING in the in the aisle of one Mega Lo Mart they will never FINd Me here #texasPosting -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
THEY ARE AIMING AT ME SERPENTINE SERPENTINE SERPENTINE THEY ARE MAKING ME dO A LITTLE JIG WHY IS THE ONLY SPECIBI HERE GUN KINd #texasPosting -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
every time i walk uP to a human ANd say hi they scream ANd run away #whatdATmean #texasPosting -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
THERE ARE SO MANY HUMANS HERE HOLY MIRTH #texasPosting -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD