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>> ¡'11 DM you then ડo ¡ can try to he1p you f¡gure ¡t out ^ ^

>> ¡'m happy to be one who doeડ :P

>> ¡ def¡n¡te1y wou1dn't get ¡t 🫂🫂 but ¡ hope you're do¡ng we11!!

Now that! That is relatable! Haahaahaa!

where mY bbw at? (big blчbberY women)
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>> ¡ th¡nk ¡ waડ a1ready ડuડcept¡b1e to chem¡ca1ડ

chemical susceptibilibeam
(( taking it easy rp-wise rn. but i find it funny that 2 out of 3 roleplays active on this site are Moxide booty calls. y'all love my hot clown lady so much :o) #suggestive i guess ))

God, fuck. Finally.

YOU GET IT!!! OUR BRAINS ARE LINKED!!! OUR SWIRLY GLASSES LETS US COMMUNICATE THROUGH THE POWER OF OUR AWESOME THINKING PAN POWERS!!! REGULAR QUADRANTS FEAR US!!! THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE WANTS TO SILENCE US!!! BUT IT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!!!! BECAUSE WE ARE BETTER THAN ALL OF THEM!!!!
i DIdN'T spEND 6 YEArs In EvIl MEdiCAL ScHOOl To be CALLED 'MIStER", THanK YOu VErY Much!

I WILL THREATEN TO BOMB A MUSEUM UNLESS THEY HANG IT UP!!!! IT MUST BE SEEN BY THE WORLD!!! #VIOLENCE

@ABERRANTCALAMITY HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AELVJGRZYYZ0NKRU/YOU%20AND%20I.PNG

YES BECAUSE WE MAY BE IN DIFFERENT CLUSTERS OF THE PERSONALITY DISORDER CHART!!!! BUT.... YOUR JUST LIKE ME!!! I AM JUST LIKE YOU!!!! WE ARE BOTH RESPECTABLE SCIENTISTS!!! THAT TOTALLY DO NOT FORGE OUR DEGREES!!!!

DO NOT QUESTION MY PARAMOUR!!! YOU SEE!!! YOUR SHIFT IS OVER!!! IT HAS BEEN OVER FOR A WHILE!!! IN THE PACKAGE, IF YOU LOOK CLOSER, THERE IS A SUPER DUPER PAINKILLER THAT I BIOENGINEERED FOR THIS SPECIFIC OCCASION!!! TAKE THE PILL AND GO!!! GO!!! THERE IS NO MORE TIME LEFT!!!!! #SUBSTANCE

...Hm... Is it some sort of confusing slang-ified version of "Charisma" or something? Like the middle of it? "Rizz"? Used in particularly romantic and sexual contexts, perhaps...

Can confirm this! In fact, and I believe this is not very public knowledge, I actually wore swirly type glasses at some points in my younghood! It was a very particular look, a very unique look. And I absolutely rocked it! Just as well as you do, Doctor Myriad. Hahaha...

Now this is exactly I am saying to myself every day! It is a very truthful mantra. Jealousy is a horrible, horrible thing, you know.

@ABERRANTCALAMITY LET US PLAY PATTY CAKE TOGETHER!!! PATTY CAKE!!! PATTY CAKE!!! BAKER'S MAN!!! BAKE ME A CAKE AS FAST AS YOU CAN!!!! IT IS YOUR TURN!!! FINISH IT!!! FINISH IT!!! I HAVE A BOMB THAT WILL GO OFF IF YOU DO NOT FINISH THE SAYING!!!!!! #VIOLENCE

I Need You To Under$t@nd My P7@n$ To Tie Him Up Tonight @re Very Much In Motion Comm@ However. Cutene$$ @ggre$$ion. I Ju$t 7ove $eeing Him Po$ting @bout $omething He Do C7e@r7y 7ove$ $o Much.

WE POPPIN BOTTLES ON ME TONIGHT. Or food, if you would rather not partake in drinking.


I understand.

Pleasure to serve.

I just want to get your attention. I, Barak Trollbama, have been asked to return to the Gray House by none other than @cuttlefishCuller herself. Thankfully, she has voluntarily submitted to a lifelong sentence in federal prison. Her only request of keeping her palmhusk will be honored. There will, of course, be changes to my administration; many resigned under Meenah’s rule. TO THE CABINET, for those of you who would like to return, you may. However, to those of you who would like to take a step away from politics, I understand completely. Many of you are still on PTO—I encourage you to enjoy it to it's fullest. Those who do not wish to return may alert me, or a member of my staff, and I will do my best to honor your wishes in the timely manner. TO MY CONSTITUENTS, I thank you all for your patience in this trying time. I understand there was much turmoil, fear, and instability. I assure you, that will be rectified as soon as possible. Please feel free to message me directly about any concerns you may have. Let me be clear: Daddy's home. Thank you. YOUR PRESIDENT, Barak Trollbama

This website still caters to twinks? In the month of Pride? #Curious

hey you with the pretty face welcome to the human race 🎶🎵

YOU GET IT

better than an mpreg file, i guess

final thou6ht of ni6ht is swirly 6lasses are inexpliCably hot as fu6k like idk why just damb yknow

YEARNIBG BEAM TGAT MAKEZ U A ZAD PATHETIC LOZER FO R ZOMEONE

YA⚣I BEAM #MYYA⚣IBEAM YURI BEAM #MYYURIBEAM

6li6ht Chittr. sleepy.

((AHVJFTFYHTJFUFUHVF UR ALL GOOD))
((I fucking replied to the wrong thing ignore me))
ye4h ex4ctly cuz we r the 4lph4s 0f ch1ttr 4m1r1te f0lks h4h4 ♪͙͘͡ ★

Evil beam.

kissing her crazy style is ACTIVATING HER FREAK HAVE FUN WITH YOUR MATCHING BLOOD NECKLACES </3

AAAAA I'M SO HAPPY OMG FUIKJHBNFKIJUHBGFKFHBKFJUBF she loves you. she's giving you seventeen MILLION kisses and killing your enemies. <3

https://file.garden/ajh7_26rEW8Z0fSY/IMG_3341.png everytime someonementions the saw trap on the feed i tap the vaquta's planet is based off of saw sign #horror art by happybee12

you are literally swimming sweetie Z:(

https://open.spotify.com/track/1XYHqSfJK9ud9nuRjQcbXi?si=Mo4hAGP2SIy1lFqj7mOQtQ
Fuchhhsia Tastes Like Seawater. violet Tastes Tart Like Fruit. purple Tastes Like Thhhat Acidic God Awful Concoction Thhheir Cultists Drink. indigo Tastes Like Ecstasy. blue Also Tastes Of Seawater Funnily Enoughhh. teal Tastes Like Thhhe Rubber Of Thhhe HHHighhhblooded Underboot. Legitimately Teal Tastes Like Salamander. jade Tastes Like Fleshhh. And Carapace. olive Tastes Like Sweat. gold Tastes Like HHHoney. As One Would Expect. bronze Taste Like Tin. rust Tastes Like Its Namesake. And Spirits. If Thhhat Can Be Described As A Taste.
Ah Yes, Always ⚚e℞℞ible When ⚚he Diagnosis Is Dea⚚h. Can'⚚ Do Much ⚚o Fix ⚚ha⚚ One.
L๑viΛthΛ∩ l◊v๑s y◊u!

₍^. .^₎⟆ Felyan’s deep d!ve, !nto men and the d!fferent k!ndss of them. F!rsSt !’d l!ke to sStart off the d!fference !n sSsubm!ss!ve and be!ng a bottom. Wh!le you can be a sSub that doesn’t always men that you are !n the bottom. Be!ng sSSSsubm!ss!ve means yow’re compl!ant, ready to conform to author!ty or the “top” !n th!sS s!tuat!on. Be!ng a bottom meanss that you are on the rece!v!ng end, you can be e!ther dom!nant or sSsubm!ss!ve !n th!s posss!t!on. Now a subm!sssSs!ve bottom !sss alsSso d!fferent from a Sserv!ce bottom, be!ng that a ssserv!ce bottom can st!ll be dom!nant, they juSst care about your needs f!rsst over the!rs. They are l!terally SSERV!C!NG you f!rst, mak!ng you comfortable and help!ng you feel the mossst pleasure they can !n the!r own waysSss. A subm!sSssSSSs!ve bottom !s, !n SSshort termsS, a p!llow purr!ncesss. They want to be taken care of, ra!led !nto obl!v!on, and usually don’t have to l!ft a f!nger !n the resp!teblock. Now th!s may not be all the t!me, they may be a l!ttle demand!ng, but that’ss more of a brat than anyth!ng. Serv!ce topsSs and subm!ssss!ve topsSs are the sSSsame !n a way. Serv!ce topsSs usSSsually don’t want you to do much when !n the act sSSS!nce they want to sSSsee you !n pleasssure more than themsSelvesSSs. You can get a ssubm!ssSs!ve sServ!ce top, and you can get a dom!nant serv!ce top, though serv!ce topsss seem to be more ssubm!ss!ve !n nature. Dom!nantSs and powersS are D!FFERENT!! A Full dom top !sSss your ussual “alpha” or ssometh!ng. They aren’t sssubm!sSs!ve and they don’t bottom. Power tops are a th!ng too. A power top !ss noted for the!r great sssk!lls or aggressss!veness !n penetrat!ng the!r bottomsSs. A real power fuck. Power bottoms are dom!nant !n sex. They may be on the rece!v!ng end but they are the oneSs call!ng the shotsSs and mak!ng the movesSs. Versat!le, or vers, refersss to a purrson who enjoys both topp!ng and bottom!ng and may alternate between the two !n sexual sSs!tuat!ons. Fl!p-flop or fl!p fuck deSscr!bess sssw!tch!ng from top to bottom dur!ng sex. Remember these d!fferenceSSs, there are l!ke, ssso many of you who don’t. ꠹
I would never obliterate a twink~.~.~.~.~! Unless it was by royal decree of Her Imperious Condescension herself~! Or by decree of the Dreaded Manglegement~! A little battering, pounding, tossing about, and light maiming are fair play though~. #Violence #NSFW #NSFWE #Twinkscourse #TwinkHusbandry
F⬡ll⬡wed. M⬡re gainful empl⬡yment ⬡n my dashb⬡ard, please and thank y⬡u. - MC R⬡se🌹

I'm ALWAYS saying this.

This is what I have been saying!!
_ He is a bit... eccentric. I'm more curious tHan anytHinG. I want to put Him under a microscope.

I would love to, heahaha!! ...Once I get out of this cabin in the woods, that is. Been staying low after the... relatively recent horrific incident of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza Parlor with the five missing highblood children. Heaheh. Heheh. Um. Twinks, amirite? Haaahahahaha!!
Catchhhing Diseases Is A Part Of Thhhe Medical Procedure. Bloodletting HHHelps Withhh Thhhis. suchhh A Chhhance Could Be Taken.
the only twink obliterating iM Doing is unDer Me! anD i Mean this in the Most #suggestive way possible ;o)

Oooh, discussion on the obliteration of twinks, I hear? Well, you all might want to learn a lesson from good old Willly A. here! For I have completely and utterly annihilated an incredible amount of stupid dumbass twinks in my time as a charming romantically open young gentleman! And might I say... Even though I am a little unavailable currently, I will forever be open towards any twinks that happens to want any kind of obliteration. I provide fantastic services of this kind!! Mweaheheahahaa....
Y do not trust that "Doctor" Myriad gui y saw on mi f€€d €arly€r. Ys h€ €v€n a r€al doctortur€r?

* oh i am missing the twink obliteration discussion? * umm. twinks are pretty awesome! im fairly attracted to them but i think its better if others get to em first yknow lol * thats a weird and objectifying way to put others. i probably shouldnt be saying that. um. #twinks

S⚢me dissecti⚣n may be in ⚢rder... Y⚢u kn⚢w, just t⚢ be th⚢r⚢ugh.
One cold shower later. (Well I fell into the lake and that sobered me right up.) Anyways, I would like to apologize for my anti-twink rhetoric. I will not be stuffing guns into any twink's orifices. (Well, maybe one brat.) #NSFW #Violence #Apology

I hahav3 n(o)ThIng T(o) aDD T(o) anyThIng ab(o)uT TWInkS. I'm a bIg, Tall, faT man. buT I am a v3ry cuT3 bIg, Tall, faT man. :o)
theres other ways to obliterate a twink ;o)
~>Guten t@g, everyone! I hope everyone is h@ving @ lovely d@y. I @m deciding to do @ little Q @nd @ for those curious @bout meinself. Ze c@fe is open still however, so perh@ps with your questions you could come in @nd get something nice- hmm~? @M@! #@m@ #qn@<~

⚇ Okay ⚇ Yay <3 ⚇

⚇ Elixirs 27:3 ⚇ "Only thing that seems to fix the hurt anymore is crackin' these shits open. Chug back a Cotton Candy and everything fades out into a sugar buzz and I can feel shitty about the stomach ache rather than the bullshit 'round me. Amen to the fixer of all motherfucking problems." ⚇ #Mirthfulchittr #Clownposting #Scripture #Substance #ButNotReallyBecauseFaygoIsn'tAlcoholicOrWhatever #YouJustDrankItSpiked ⚇
WHOS FRUSTRATED ABOUT soem snootty-nosed network exec who thinks he knows better! #FUCK_TWINKS

I like the way you think, Doctor Myriad. You've got a real sense of power to ya. Hard to pin down, but I can sense it. You've got a very, very promising life ahead of you. Keep your chin up, and your pan on straight, and with this kinds of verbage you will get oh most very far.

Let me tell you, I am extremely pleased I have finally met SOMEBODY on here that truly appreciates the magnificent work I've put in throughout my entire life. You would be surprised to know that no one else here has! Haha. Hah. Fucking pathetic idiots. Ugh.

... ...Hehe. Heaheheh. Haahaahaa!!! Ugh, FINALLY!!!! SOMEONE WITH GOOD FUCKING TASTE!!!!! Okay. Uh. Gotta calm down. It's an awfully unprofessional look. Sigh. Man. I really wish we could have dealt with every single one of those guys head-first. Do you remember that idiot, Edwiin Murray? We were good friends at one point, you know. Yet his ego was so fucking inflated by the end of his life... Frankly, he got what was coming to him! I'm really unsure what the circumstances were exactly, but... ...Um. Whatever it was, may he rest in peace or whatever. Thank you for your lovely words! If you happen to have any questions, I would be more than happy to indulge you in my answers. Heheheh.
cock? #nsfw

∙☾__☽ yep you'll be the f̶irrst one at this rrate (:

Oh yeah, I should probably give an update to this terrible site. Here goes. Still in the damn shack hiding from legal repercussions. I really do believe that, at this point, there is no legislacerator or anything trying to find me. However, I'm definitely... Lost. I tried making heads or tails of where I was, and got a little scared in all honesty, so I just returned to the shack. Have made some very loose and basic pieces of gauze off things I found and sanitized off of nature for my wounds. They suck. But I'll be fine. I think.
HHHow. Intriguing. Very Intriguing. Disappointing To Ulterior Motives. But Interesting.

∙☾__☽ chittrr should make a saw trrap togetherr then we vote who goes in the contrraption

beetle attack. (theyre frienndly)














