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... A mediate? On that post? Really?
.and she can keep them to herselF
.drags you around by it theN
.this place is overdue for its regularly scheduled dose of furanN .comment for threats of absurd #violencE
.i suppose the spam and follow is enough to earn a singular, brief pokE .dont be greedy thougH
.im a different beast than youre used tO
.youd also diE #violencE
.oh my god theyre doing iT
.thats cheatinG
.if i bribed you fuckers for follows with the chance to touch the big tooth exactly oncE ?would you do iT
.lucky for you ,you arent in a position to find ouT
.enamel based bribes asidE .if youre not following me ,youre a loseR .i do make the ruleS .i also enforce theM
.blue starts with b .b is for besT .blue girls are best girlS .some arent destined for greatnesS .cry about iT
.most of you wouldnt be able to handle a quad with mE .you havent got enough laughter in your boneS
.show of handS ?who would smoocH .i only give kisses out to girls who have the guts to ask loudlY .so make it counT .or forever hold your peacEa
?!gun dudes in trash canS #vagueposting
.my eyebrow is up so high that it is no longer attached to my facE
?what contexT
.dude ,i am being nice to myselF ?did you forget im not humaN
?what would you knoW
.yeaH .i'm the number one most awful in the gamE .i love that for mE
.god im tireD
.some of you might say that im a heartless womanizing bitcH .you might be righT
.i got good vibeS .silly vibeS .you fuckers like my vibeS ?righT
.there are two kinds of trollS .chilly exterioR .and picked clean carcasS
.im out here sipping from the bottle of a molotov cocktaiL .im setting fire to my lungS .catch a kiss with the cyanide under my tonguE .and if it kills me ,itll kill mE .so let it kill me but im never gonna live a lie ,nO .let the willinG .go the willinG .i got a taste for a life of dining alonE .cuz im not here agaiN #lyricposting #musicposting
.youre a paiN
.dibs on my card for 3 cycleS
.jello legS
.tag your shit properlY
.fuck yoU
.FIFTEEn
.ten legoS .under your toeS
.fit check then im going to cupE .im gonna be so fucking sorE .ediT .meritomB ,thE meridiaN ,prognosticutioneR ,and wyrD prophetesS of lotS .was just my ancestors titlE .i spent so long on the outfit i ran out of time for a namE .sue mE ?pretty sick righT #outglutmasquerade
.uggghhhhH .solar deployment is the last place i wanna bE .this is bullshiT .i was supposed to have another perigeE
.did you know they cover up our signs on purposE .and they put us in these dumb colorless mech work suits toO .stamped with the local authoritys identifierS .cant sit down in theM .cant get comfortablE .only get to take it off to sleep or eaT .message is simple reallY .for the duration of solar deployment ,youre not a persoN .youre a machinE .no better than your average dronE .but at least its only for one perigee out of the sweeP
#musicpostinG
.you knoW .sometimes i cant tell if you losers enjoy or just tolerate mE .not that it matterS .im the coolest bitch ,if you cant see that ,thats a you probleM
.jinx gets it ,jinx is was and continues to be in the cool bitches cluB
.occasionally .losers need to get called out for holing up in their happy little cliques like we're all characters in a schoolfeeding mealtable dramA .you hide in perfectly manicured bubbles full of people you already knoW .and then you cant figure out why youre so bored up in your gilded posse palanquinS .the prerequisite to new and exciting is getting excited about new shit and shitlingS .you complain that its all someone elses faulT .you think your shit doesnt stinK .get off your high horseS .or ,forfeit your right to complaiN .poserS
.now go recruit more bodies for the screampilE
.listen to the mammalian meat creaturE .he knowS
.the spooky zalgobomb is roses thinG .try agaiN
?is that fucking human bear gryllS .i love yoU
.this is the post where everyone screams into the voiD .AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHh ?feel better noW
.if the only people you pay attention to or care abouT .are the ones with big numbers and pretty profileS .youre a loseR
.ok but now you have to do it bacK
.nothing compared to the saturn v furann watergun fight of ...like three perigees agO
.how many did i geT
?is that enough sliceS
.you askeD
.dont explode my notifS .number go brr validated mE .make up your minD ?number go brr or naH
.reply to get your notifs bombeD
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Engagement beam
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getting kull points for my yearning!! they hate to see a puta in xl winning #notsrs #vaguepost
āį° I'm not gonna do that big guy. I like to watch your fights from a far and appreciate the violence of it all. BUT. Thank you. :) į°į°
I Was About To Ask What Zabrak Needed But Itās Very Apparent That It Is Not Him Who Needs My Help Oh My Lord
į RAISIN WRAP į
ā£ Trolls can talk about change all day long but there's a lot of harm to be doing in this system and no one can expect people who figured this shit out ages ago to forgive you ā£
Block me = I own you? Wrong. Block me = I kill you, with my own two fists.
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ā»Mā¢re like martial farts.ā»
If there wasn't toilet paper involved, I would say that this makes no sense. Because you don't have much soft tissue, bro. You're 98% bone and muscle.
Kris you can't come on the killing and violence website and tell people not to killing and violence.
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accidentally hotboxed my respiteblock time to crush @pickpocketingintellect at troll mariokart #substance
Misread this as not haā \ā /ā ing the ā \ā /ā \ā /ā ord "up"
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feel like this place is eerily quiet right now. it'S like being in a store after hours except occasionally the other people still in the store are trying to kiss or something
bo7 m7 last post blew up. in m7 fa(e a little.
ready fur z0me0ne t0 b1te 1nt0 me 1f u kn0w wut 1 mean 2 f0r 0ne deal wh1le zuppl1ez lazt #zuggezt1ve
i had a funn7 idea for a (hitt but then i forgot it in the shower. uh. just imagine me naked in the shower, that'll tide 7ou over until i remember it or (ome up with something else #nsfw probabl7
I think we should all know less about each other.
an intro post wwell wwhat is there to knoww im a deadly and dowwnright ruthless nobleman of the high seas and if my status alone aint enough to inspire you into a appropriately servvile posture then i got plenty of firepowwer to make you reconsider i am the prince of hope and as such im the authority of all things hopeful so if you got any inquiries about that subject you can look no further landdwwellers dni unless wwe already knoww each other personally
I will not be doing that.
sometimes i wish i could reach through the screen and flick some of your avatars on the nose for a reaction.
Ok. When Apple Bloom gets a sore throat I can ask if sheās feelin a ālittle horseā. Might make her laugh.
As I Get Older, I Remember All Of The People I Lost Along The Way. Maybe A Career As A Tour Guide Wasnāt The Right Choice. #dadjoke
>>| .uhhh, .i really love big muscled highblood men. .other castes .are .also welcome to show their body parts .and much more, .i hope so. #nsfw
X Man I wanna shove my dick down someoneās throat #nsfw x
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I'm not allowed to say things like that because I live with too many #criminals. So thanks for saying it for both of us.
And we're all just accepting that ig
<:( I've been told my jokes are too much by even BEN. Ben told me my bits weren't bitting.
I just wanna make sure I got this right Obama > Empress(es/ors)????????????
Draws a dick on your forehead
Poor guys..
Feels like every fifteen seconds someone around here is "starting a fight club" And yet,
Well, I wasn't expecting to get one for complaining about it
Wait what do I have to do to get Erisol Bricked and what am I doing wrong that it hasn't happened yet?
I would like to say something controversial.
It's like so cool, you can go do your cool band guy things. I'll be over here with my brookie.
#reformed #allyalso
Atoning as we speak
Hm. Well when you put it that way it sounds horrible, doesn't it?
No, it's okay. You can block me. I understand, we just don't have compatible dessert tastes.
A brownie isn't worth eating if it isn't part of a brookie.
Me: I am going to say something controversial now Yall: Go ahead Me: [Something controversial] And now eevverryonness got their titties all twisted up. I stand by what I said!
No notes. This is the most perfect chit. There will never be a better one.
You also need to go to the hopital.
Girl, you are going to die from Mad Hatter Syndrome.
@zealousWeaponsmith Quick q did you also take a sleeping aid that you've decided to actively ignore?
Troll Siri play All About That Bass by Meghan Trainor #fishingfriday
Sometimes I type things up and I type for a really long time then I look back at it and think to myself, "no one wants to read all that" Chat, how do I get someone else to adopt this skill? #whydidhesaythat
FUCK LMAO Okay that got me. You can win this thread.
That should say trolls. Because I am a troll and I made the post.
Yeah
š§¦ how do you guys feel about my new quirk š§¦
This is my first time with such a classy woman please I didn't know
No, then I won't get my daily dose of humbling.
I need to buy the block button dinner the way I be hittin' it these days.
The warmth of Hate Bot's ire like a nice blanket send chit.
What's a guy gotta do to get to 10k kull around here? I'm saying the stupidest shit I can muster all the damn time.
i charge extra if you're fucking annoying btw
į PSHOE į
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>>| doomscrolling, what .else? do you have .anything to say? welll .i!... .i don't have nothing to say besides selfie .in .a moments .after daily wrench bashing server.
Real ones never had to w8 for crime to 8e legal to actually do the crimes. I got like 6 warrants on my head rn.
I WAS RUNNING WHILE TYPING THIS. FUCK.
there r so many drug dealers on this website u could prob just b like "sum1 sell me drugs" and they wud come runnin #substance
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Don't Let Them Fool You. Purpleblods Have Largely Gotten Lazy In The Bedroom. A Large Bulge Isn't A Substitute For Experience And Good Pailing. You Should Be Picky Regardless Of Where A Troll Lands On The Hemospectrum. #nsfw
|| & two trolls, sittin in a hot tubb five feet appart cuz theyre not ggay
(ā¢Ģāā¢Ģ)šŖ @abjectDetermination YOU DOWN BAD AS FUCK HOMIE.
Are You Https? Because Without You, Iām Just ://
Hey there, are you a microwave? Claws mmmmmmmmm.
literally ye$
āÆthisfuckinguy is it your āÆfirstnight
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Good meowning
ź©Since my last joke wasnāt received well, iāve come up with another onE. What do you call it when the sun bends oveR? The crack of dawN. HahA. :o)ź©
Pump It Up Into Me please, Daddy, Please, Daddy pump It Up, Pump It Up into Me #lyrics #weezer
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who wants to light one up with me... no pressure or whatever... #substances
Zurprized you think at all.
<body> ** i don't believe half of the people posting pick up lines on my tl right now have ever known the touch of a woman. </body>
ļæ£\ you're gonna feel real silly whenever you realize /ļæ£
ļæ£\ now there's a brother /ļæ£
ļæ£\ let me in on this, my kult to kill ratio is disgusting /ļæ£
ļæ£\ kull* lol /ļæ£
ļæ£\ the hate train, brotherrrr /ļæ£
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I need to get into a fight, I know not why but I need to hit something. Ego sum ira Domini.
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