♦ pitied by @abstrusePal
everytime i agree with something my immediate verbage is "my brother/sister in christ" which does not work here on so many levels so i just freeze because "brother/sister" is not a concept and "christ" is not a concept how do i express this sentiment in a way everyone can understand
filling a humidifier with health pꙮtiꙮn is the ꙮnly self-care i need. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
selling a chestplate ꙮf immunity tꙮ everything. if all ꙮf reality was trying tꙮ destrꙮy yꙮu while yꙮu're wearing it, yꙮu'll cꙮme ꙮut ꙮf the fight cꙮmpletely unharmed. if anything less than all ꙮf reality at ꙮnce tries tꙮ destrꙮy yꙮu, it dꙮes nꙮthing. it's nꙮt a chestplate ꙮf immunity tꙮ *mꙮst things*, after all. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
sꙮme peꙮple just can't grasp that there is mꙮre than ꙮne wizard in all ꙮf reality. #vaguepꙮsting - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
i'm almꙮst there. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
there's prꙮbably gꙮnna be a lꙮt ꙮf lꙮgistical issues with the "hunt a bunch ꙮf my fꙮllꙮwers fꙮr spꙮrt fꙮr the 5000 kult milestꙮne" thing, but i'll figure it ꙮut in hꙮwever lꙮng it takes fꙮr me tꙮ get 15 kult. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
selling a sentient ꙮujia bꙮard. tꙮ be clear, it isn't pꙮssessed by a ghꙮst, it dꙮesn't cꙮntain a ghꙮst, and a ghꙮst isn't tethered tꙮ it. it's just sentient cꙮmpletely ꙮn its ꙮwn. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
my "hunt peꙮple fꙮr spꙮrt when i hit 5k kult" plan and "get hunted by peꙮple fꙮr spꙮrt when i hit 5k kull" plan might happen ꙮn the exact same day. i am left with ꙮnly ꙮne chꙮice - an evil wizard deathmatch happening fꙮr bꙮth. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
prꙮ tip: while we all knꙮw that the tꙮꙮth fairy is real and will give yꙮu a cꙮin in exchange fꙮr a tꙮꙮth, nꙮt many peꙮple are aware ꙮf the cꙮin imp, which dꙮes the ꙮppꙮsite. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
prꙮ tip: never trust a guy named "yessica haircut". - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
yꙮu guys are in my will, but in reverse. if i die, yꙮu gꙮtta pay me. - The Mystical Potion Seller Guy Man
I am still so mad.
u know what doin somethin diff 2day gonna have somethin diff 4 lunch gonna make ramen insted of mac n cheese
Heard what ꞩounded ꞩuꞩpiciouꞩly like an exploꞩion nearby. Unꞩure if ꞩafe to inveꞩtigate. May inveꞩtigate anyway.