♠ hated by @accusingAilment
... bro never got ME a l1mo... never took ME on a fancy date l1ke that... ... whatebber... 1 gotta go call my mo1reel... }:( #vaguepost1ng
｢(o´∀｀o) konnichiwa, minasan! megane has been syo bwusy... Σ(ﾟд`*;) kyuh! his horno has been in stasis....... for too long!!! (∩´∀｀)∩ kekeke... (ФωФ) nyat anymoar! (｀∀´) l-let's go, kirihorn!｣ ｢kyuuu....｣ ｢kyuuuuuu........｣ ｢kyutie...........｣ ｢BEAMU!!!!!!!(づ｣ v ｢)づ♡ﾟ･:*:･｡☆｣ ｢KYAAHHHHHHHAHAH!!!! (●´∀｀●)∩ HAI HAIIII, SORA!!! (*￣∇￣)ノ megane-san's back in akushon~!!★ (ノ∀≦。)ノtonighto's #waifuification comes tokubetsu! keke... this episode is nyall about bara-chan! @gallivantingGourmand (^O^)｣ ｢bara-chan is a classic example of a josei asurīto! (o≧▽≦)ﾉ her physique might be hardened, but her kokoro... is choto squishy!! (ФωФ) keke... like other things~. bara-chan is an unusual dere archetype, a rare teasedere! (*´∇｀)ﾉ a teasedere is a kyutiegirl who wuvs to be flirty with eburibody she can find! (∩´∀｀)∩ kyahhh!!! this makes megane-san feel... choto special! (☆∀☆) keke... even though bara-chan talkies to other bois... (￣ー+￣) megane-san knyows she sukis him the most...｣ ｢that's why (ФωФ) she begged megane to make her a kyutie.｣ ｢bara-chan... kongan shita...｣ ｢megane-san｣ ｢make bara-chan kachigaru. (ФωФ)｣ ｢megane-san obeys!!! (●’∇’) kyah, he'd do anything for a kyutie in need! └( ﾟ∀ﾟ)┘ he can't help it! (°▽°) HE CAN'T HELP HIMSELFU EEEEEEE!!!!!!!｣ ｢keh. (≧ヘ≦ ) snap yourself out of it, megane. (´⊂_｀；) okie, futsu nyow.｣ ｢bara-chan's most nyotable attribute is her oppai, which she shows off to get what she wants! (ФωФ) her secret technique is... oppai oppai kurukuru HYPNOSIS!!! ヽ(´∀｀≡´∀｀)ﾉ ah! ah! her unbreakable gaze, her control! she won't let you go, if you see her oppai!!! gyahhh!!! total oppai control!!｣ ｢pantsu! bara-chan might come off as the type of joshi who wears nyo pantsu, byuttt~~ megane knyows better than that! (・ε・ ) bara-chan wikes the chase. ﾟ.+:｡∩(・ω・)∩ﾟ.+:｡ bara-chan wants to feel hunted, like... a ken toshi is hunted by the brave tora!!!! (人´3｀*) syo, she wears something as a prize for her aijin! (〃´▽`) kekeke.... bara-chan...｣ ｢( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) wears sheer black pantsu, with the crotch missing.｣ ｢KYAHHHHH!!! Σ(・∀・；) it's just so hentai!!! yare yare, bara-chan... (´ε ｀ ) you make megane's nose bleed!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: hi, everybody! gomen for megane's disappearance. (´ﾉω；`) he sprained his kyutiehorn watching chitch clippies~ (￣з￣) sora means "yosh, let's go!" akushon means ACTION! (*ﾟーﾟ) lesa go! (*/∀＼*) tokubetsu means special! ahhnn~ hai! bara-chan... wanted to be so special... josei asurīto means "athletic woman" and is a somewhat common east alternian build! (*ゝω･*)these girls are often seen in a white shirt and tiny shortos, running track or accidentally dropping a sportballs because their armies are too weak! (っ´ω｀)っ nyehhhhh~! (｢- sound they make) kekek! kokoro means pusher arigato. suki means wuv. kongan shita means (ФωФ) begged. bara-chan begged. pleaded. megane will make her something great. kachigaru. something great. something special. (ФωФ) futsu means normal. (￣▽￣;) sorry, megane lost control of his wuvvins! (。-∀-) ken toshi is a gladiator, like bara-chan! (￣з￣) chased by the great and powerful... tora! or striped purrbeast, kekeke. (*´∀｀*) aijin means.... ヽ(´ー｀)ノ lover. megane knyows about this. (´ﾍ｀；) kyeh. syo many people want megane to neto their rare!]
｢megane-san's word of the yoru is... ( :ﾟ皿ﾟ) kusoyaru!!｣ ｢(￣ー+￣) when someone is being meanies to boku on the internetto, megane-san deploys this word to ward off his kirainahito!｣ ｢"kusoyaru! (Ｏﾟ皿ﾟＯ)"｣ ｢(=｀ェ´=) everynyan, use this word and it will all be okie!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kusoyaru means "you piece of shit!" in east alternian! (｀∀´) those in glorious nippon developed this word to help ward off evil spirits, or kirainahito. it's an ancient east alternian swear that has protected megane's hive for generations... yoru means night]
alright im here now betta naut be a waste of my coddamn time though otherwise itll be tha LAST time i listen to a fuckin captor
W-E #GOTM-E-ENA)(ADAT-E the other one congrats nyrita
think that wraps up the c0ntest. entertaining all around. we did, in fact, #getmeenahadate
?where my haters aT .stand up ,assholeS