
Alright, freaks and geeks. You have 88ed me successfully into ela8or8ing on something near and dear to my thumper. I am going to put a disclaimer in here that not only do I not pail out of choice, 8ut dynamics that involve collars and the like are not inherently sexual in nature! They could just 8e expressions of power, respect, and trust. You are all a8out collars. 8asically, 8DSM Step 1.1, just a hair over 'Hey 8a8y wanna change away from missionary?' 8ut, let's 8e real. Most of you are only interested in the idea of wearing a collar as a choker so that when you go to the clu8, you're seen as a little freaky at 8est. None of you have *ever* 8een in a true dynamic. It shows. ::::) What? Are all of you into 8eastplay? Huh? You want to 8e taken care of 8y your weird owner-human-pet relationship? I 8et you don't even wanna sleep in a kennel. That's right, humans put their animals in kennels and many don't even let them on the furniture. So, get used to that, I guess! If you're not a poser, anyway. Canid 8ased petplay is the most common form of petplay, 8ut it really evolved when you start looking at it from a grander structure. The secondmost common alternative form of 8eastplay is hoof8eastplay. Which turns routine care and affections into maintenance, performance, exercise, and a deeper trust 8etween handler and hoof8east. 8ut that's still surface level. I 8et most of you are scared to have a riding crop replace your putried little clicker! That's fine! You only have to engage in fetishes that you actively seek to engage in. I, myself, think that it's surface level and there's a whole sea to explore. Let's go 8ack to 8ark8eastplay. What's past a collar? Some treats? The clicker? Well, if you wanna 8ark like a 8itch, you're going to get treated like one! From 8eing forced into a 8itchsuit that restricts your lim8s and forces you to walk on your el8ows and knees, to 8e taken on pu8lic walks and ridiculed! There's so much more than just collars! Frankly. I think collars are kind of just a gimmick. It's like, the LARPer's introduction to darker forms of romance, sexual experiences, and true trust. I have a lot more to say on the topic, 8ut I made myself mad thinking a8out it all. Now I'm going to go 8low up a mountaintop or something! #nsfw #8dsm #nsfwe



