good evening chittr! i am quite under the weather i am sitting next to a giant pile of tissues 0n0 i heard there was a gala tonight while i was recuping off my sickness! did anything interesting happen that i might like to know (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, mysterious stranger, meet cutes, formal wear, archive rating: G)
hELLO aRADIA, i AM SORRY YOU ARE NOT FEELING WELL }:(
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I was invited. Dealt Tarot Cards to about 8 or so vecks and devotchkas. Went back to my hotel after a little kerfuffle happened! ]
yes i wwore a vvery nice outfit and me and @carbolicgalvvanologist talked a great deal he is my bro
IF YOU COULD DO ME THE MAGNANIMOUS FAVOR OF SHUTTING THE FUCK UP ABOUT THIS IN PUBLIC, THAT WOULD BE JUST GREAT.
what did you talk about!
do not wworry karkat i wwill not spill any of our metaphorical beans evven though you vvery much got me the wwrong wwine do not wworry ot wwas delicious
i am sorry ms rankmaid but my good pal karkat has swworn me to secrecy on our matters of #boyship it is like friendship but wwith boys our clandestine tongue wwiggling wwill havve to be a secret under lock and key for you
... ACTUALLY, ON REFLECTION, I THINK THAT IF YOU TOLD HER, IT WOULD TURN THE FROWN SHE'S APPARENTLY WEARING ON HER EXPRESSION PLATE SO FAR UPSIDE DOWN THAT IT WOULD MAKE HER ENTIRE EPIDERMAL LAYER BURST INTO A SHOWER OF RANCID, UNWASHED, BLEACH-HIGHLIGHTED GORE. AND I THINK SHE'S COOL, SO. MANDATORY SHUTTING UP OF YOUR FUCK RESCINDED. YAP AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION.
wwell nevver mind i havve been cleared for maximum exposure as they say i can tell you