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1f all that’s happen1ng today 1s a cruc1f1x1on, th1s 1s gonna be bor1ng as hell to the po1nt where 1 th1nk 1’d actually look forward to another #nuclearbomb #er1danweek
l1terally you w1ll run out of caegars w1th1n the week 1t’s not worth 1t
I ate my eggs 8efore any of you!! HAH!!!! They tasted of 8ark8east, tho. 8luh. That fucking Harley touched them. >::::\
mOtherfuckEr the hOrnypostErs ArE at #EridAnwEEk tOO
on my sk4t3sh1t. >8D [1m4g3 post3d of 4 s3lf13; hold1ng h3r bo4rd 1n on3 h4nd, phon3 1n th3 oth3r, w34r1ng 4 t4nk top, 4 sm4ll p33k of h3r shorts, w1th 4 h4lf-p1p3 sl1ghtly blurr3d 1n th3 b4ckground. Sh3s gr1nn1ng 4t th3 c4m3r4]
elaborate.
I am the 8est sexed up masochistic les8ian there is. #nsfw
okay just gonna. throw this out there and move on. by popular (two whole people's) demand. #nsfw [pictured, jinx, leaning forwards towards the camera, hands on her thighs and knees together, a decent view down the top of her bunnygirl outfit, one ear up, the other slightly bent and askew. Her face is a heavy hue of pink, an almost squiggly and awkward smile on her lips. behind her there is a mirror, positioned so that her rump is visibly in view, the cottontail on the suit above a heart shaped backside, outlined in the blue material of her suit.] happy easter i guess?
theres no subvversion on this one guys jane is genuinely goin to crucify me #eridanwweek #someonehelpme #justkidding #nobodycan
I DIDN'T see anyone die. Which means no one died. That's how it works.
This really is the best ending. Like a disney movie really.
jus got accused a some insane s)(ip cannot believe da way gurls put eac)(otter down my COD
back In 2016 If you had thIs fuckIng haIrstyLE you wErE gEttIng EVErybodys matEsprIts😂😂😂 https://fILE .gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JIEr/ImagEn_2026-04-05_131413402 .png
after everything last nite i am so effin confused still & upset at myself after everything
#ImSoBoned #Still https://i.ibb.co/Pzs28mB5/IMG-8366.jpg
>([t#ats fucked up man]
>([not t#at sugar man normal sugar]
>([okay cool i was startin to wonder w#et#er repitonian trolls were freaks for gettin drunk off mountain dew]
i need something to do. something drastic, something crazy! i know, i'll throw the best talent show this multiverse has ever seen!
maybe silly is the NORMAL thing and you all are just too serious! maybe we all need to be more silly!
really quite telling that mØst Øf the alternian trØlls lØØked at that culling chit and thØught "damn thØse befØrans have it sØ easy." we bØth live in mirrØred shitty panØptic dystØpias its just that yØurs causes bØdily harm and death while Øurs has trØlls cØmpletely bereft Øf any freedØms at all. im nØ fucking lØst weeabØØ but gØddamn they sØmetimes seem like the Ønly way tØ escape. #cullpØsting #befØrusvsalternia
we need to play together! 0v0
:33 < That sounds so furrun, Clawradia!!! I don't furrink I'vve ever played conquests & mythbeasts but playing a huntress of some kind in a campurrain someday sounds like a real treat!
finished with my conquests & mythbeasts session im so tired! my fighter hexblade the absolute got a final kill in a cavern combat before having a nice picnic with another pc hes crushing on 0v0
once i sell my massive stock of #baitcoin and become excessivelly weallthy im assigning you a permanent hazard prevention detaill
everyone wants to ♯castspells but no one wants to ♯cultivatemana ♯amiright
I managed to take a photo of myself! What do you think? #Selfie [[ Art by me! I used a reference for this. ]] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/152ffb005328.png
Scouring the surveillance footage from #IWANTCANDY night. Trust me. MOST of these clips are best never to see the light of day again. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2b98abba0f13.png
thinking about wireplay tonight thinking about being an adorable little robot who malfunctions and bluescreens so my owner has to put me up on a metal table while i just stare up at them with my robot eyes and feel like pry open my frontal hatch to look inside my robot guts "does it look okay?" i would ask meekly but theyre so focused they just pull my closer across the table and start digging around and every wire they skim or pull is electrifying and in a mellow and calm voice they say "you still with me?" and i just buzz and smoke a bit before they unplug and replace something that makes me stutter out pained noise bits before having to put gloves on to really get deeper and really pull at soft flexible stretchy wires while my screen changes to blue and my robotic body goes stiff and short circuits and how hard is it to become a robot anyways (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, wireplay, robophilia, robofucker, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
dont llisten to her tavros. shes jeallous of your apt terminollogy for all things
Tinker8ull was a lusus of few words.
May8e she really was there and the fence was a mere distraction.
There was a certain point where I had hit a halt in my studies on certain aspects of Alternia...particularly those related to that of its sinister orchestrator. Certainly there were legends aplenty a8out the Demoness and her duty towards a mysterious master, 8ut most of the mythology directly regarding the actual lord she served were frustratingly vague. This was no dou8t 8y design, though. I already struggle to glean meaningful writings from the church of the mirthful messiahs, 8ut there is strong evidence suggesting that there certainly was something that they knew a8out the apocalypse and how it correlated to the Lord of Time. What has remained a frustrating mystery has 8een the machines. Twin gates decorated with cheru8 heraldry and a certain key. It's really a shame that there isn't a relia8le source of recollection I can uncover. May8e in due time I'll 8e a8le to find out more.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ That you did. ]
he can fly
tavros 1f you EVER and 1 mean EVER do that sh1t EVER AGA1N 1 am stra1ght up leav1ng you for dead. caegars be damned
<1 l0ve be1ng wh1msy yay n07h1ng can s70p me :D/>
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Lik£, NO!! You lik£ SO dont suck OMFG :(
ALRIGHT, FREE PASS! Your horns are fucking absurd and probably make you the butt of MORE jokes than your obnoxious stutters typing quirk!!!!
OMFG lik£, why? ;[
:33 < i furrink im dying what was that ffffuck my head. and my pants. what. oh my god. #nsfw #icame #eridanw33k #iwantcandy
Perhaps My Ultimate Delay And Subsequent Nonarrival Was For The Best #EridanWeek
I Mean I Am Here For You If You Ever Want To Talk About It
Tavros Are You Sure Just For No Reason In Particular #AproposOfNothing
- It hurts, bro #Mojito #Fell
IIIII HATE #EridoneWeek
:33 < that is pawsome to hear!! :33 < conquer the day like are big ferocious beast! XDD < RAAAAAAAAWR!!! :33 < except you are not a big meowbeast fan for obvious reasons so you can pick another kind of animal scr33ch :33
i don't think so dude.
Okay nevermind on you, hope you figure things out.
:33 < it sounds to me like there are a lot of users experiencing some pain this morning :33 < they hopped off a sugar rush! now they are in a sugar dawdle! :33 < i have some very good advice with how to deal with this __how to deal with a bad bad bad not good sugar rush__ - drink up!! your body is meowing out "arghhh [your name], me want normal fluids so baddd, me too full of bad sw33t ingredients!" do not ignore the mewings of your body! - sl33p up! this is a resty day for you! hop up in your recuperacoon and take it easy. if you are a human, uhhh sl33p in your human recuperacoon! - dont eat sw33ts today #duhhh. may i recommend opening that maw up for a big chunk of meat?? ;33 - scold ampurra cuz its #eridanw33k so he most likely bought bad sw33ts. which i am sorry for throwing you under the purrverbial scuttlebuggy but it sounds to me the sw33ts you provided suck?? - have fun! :DD #nepetips #omgilovethatpun #wearek33pingthat #wewillmakeithappen
i feel like you might be internalizing something.
frickin juju candy bullshit majyyks :'( tbqh i am proud of u tho #girl
WHY DOES THIS KEEP HAPPENING!!!!!!!!!! WHYYYYYYYY GOD!!!
guys wait did any1 c where troll bruno mars went....... <:( oh my god i hope he didnt see me doing all of that wizard kissin #KullMe #KullEgeryone #CallieHelp #EridanWeek #Shame4Lyfe
um how do i get a marriage 2 like twenty people annulled rq <:(
plz god kill us & by god i mean whichever gods that arent me plz kill us #Wamen #Amen
i lowkey wanna #Die rn
B33 < damn, you too B33 < were we at the same party purrchance?
yes #KullUs
what happened (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #eridanweek, #iwantcandy, hello, can anyone hear me, where am i right now, who am i, archive rating: 🍭)
why god
// ooc post // i dont think im going to finish this but it was a funny thing to sketch https://files.catbox.moe/kx5kkl.png ft. @archiveAddict
you have no idea how hard it was to figure out how to alchemize estrogen. or figure out dosage without any doctors.
https://i.postimg.cc/N0wgBCQ2/image-2026-04-04-031835468.png none a you saw anyone post boat #eridanweek 2nite is that understood
Seems like everyone's )(ad quite t)(e party tonig)(t! -Everyone be sure to rest up and drink lots of water!
>+. I RECENTLY TOOK ON SHE/HER PRONOUNS .+<
:33< d33ply unhelpfur
:33< tafuros :33< im just gonna ask mew :33< straight up and down :33< im sending jokes out of the room fur this :33< are you a woman now yes/no :33< i do nyat want to misgendpurr mew
i am kind of a fucking sap. lliterally cannot stop mysellf from making sure all the cllowns that went tonight are ok. my nonexistant reputation will have #come and gone
hey, cØme Øn, dØn't barkbeast pile, even if yØu're jØking.
you send me a dm the second ya figure it out 38X
:33<... :33< tafuros :33< thats the word "for" with my quirk
:33< oh its about cluckbeast farming :33< mew sit on an egg long enough and a chick pawps out :33< i thought mew fur a chick out of her shell
im sorry Tavros but i just dont know if i can forgive you this time. youre a llovelly llady and all but your behavior simplly isnt improving despite your promises NOT to get hurt every singlle time.
D --> Ok well let me know if that changes
:33< mew told efurryone mew fur a girl :33< i assumewmed mew fur a girl nyow
D --> Oh D --> Uh D --> If you're sure I guess
:33< tafuros clawngrats on mewr egg cracking!
IM SO HAPPY YOURE YURNING NOW TARVOS!!!! :DDDDDDDDDD
don't know what's got you #girl pawsting all night but I absolutely respect it, keep up the good work soldier mew~ 💖✨
TH4NK YOU 1'LL L3T YOU KNOW HOW 1T GO3S
never let your enemies know your next move #kissthem
NO. THE ARON SHOuLD HAVE DIED. FuCK HIM FOR MuTILATING MY BEAuTIFuL MEWTWO. AND FuCK HIM FOR KNOCKING uP A BIG SMELLY SHITSTORM. OF EYE GOuGING SAND. uNLuCKY HE WAS uTTERLY OBLITERATED. EVENTuALLY. BY THE SHEER MIGHT. OF MY ARSENAL OF LEGENDARIES. DID YOu COME uP WITH THAT ON YOuR OWN. OR IS THIS ARON A GOOFY TRICK YOu PICKED uP. IN A FORuM SOMEWHERE?
OKAY RECONNECT. DO OVER. I NEGLECTED TO GIVE MY POKEMON FOuR ATTACKS EACH. SASHES LOCK YOu INTO ONE MOVE. I DID NOT REALIZE IT WOuLD PROVE NECESSARY TO EVER uSE MORE THAN THAT.
YOu ARE ASKING TOO MANY QuESTIONS. I ADMIRE THAT ABOuT SOMEONE. WHO ACKNOWLEDGES I WILL KICK THEIR HEINIE. OBVIOuSLY. I WOuLD INCLuDE A HYDRAPPLE. BECAuSE OF ITS DEVASTATINGLY POWERFuL. FICKLE BEAM. WHICH WILL DO SO MuCH DAMAGE. THE REST OF MY TEAM IS ALMOST MOOT. AS YOu WILL NEVER SEE BEYOND THE BLINDING LIGHT. OF YOuR ASS-EVISCERATING RAPTuRE BEAM.
I got whacked in my bottom. No topside injuries sustained last night! Although sometimes i get kind of a headache when i get really close to your awesome and magnum horns bro.
Thank you so much bro you may be the sole doggone lifeline i have out here.
Oh! And my involvement in the #eridanweek festivities wont be pulled out of.
WE ARE PLAYING ANYTHING GOES. WHY WOuLD I NOT uSE. A MOTHERFuCKING MEGA RAYQuAZA. HE IS LITERALLY. A GIANT COSMIC SPACE SERPENT. HELLO? BRAIN DAMAGE CALLED? AND THE CALL IS COMING FROM INSIDE OF THE HOuSE. THE HOuSE BEING. YOuR TINY STuPID FuCKING HEAD. THAT DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOuT ITS VACuOuS. EMPTY. uNTHINKING OCCuPANCY. I AM LITERALLY THE HOTTEST FuCKING THREAT TO EVER CONTEST ANOTHER PERSON'S WILL TO LIVE. I WILL ALSO BE uSNG A SHINY MEWTWO. BECAuSE I RELATE TO HIS STRuGGLE. HE DID NOT CHOOSE TO BE THE MOST POWERFuL POKEMON OF ALL TIME. OR GREEN. BuT HE IS BOTH OF THESE THINGS. AND THAT MAKES HIM THE APEX. AND ALL OTHERS. HIS BITCH. EVEN YOuR SHITTY LITTLE JIRACHI. CANNOT FuCK WITH ME.
rEAl shit tAvrOs
NuH uH. THESE ARE DARK TIMES, TAVROS. SCARY TIMES. TIMES IN WHICH YOu WILL SuFFER GREATLY AND DEARLY. AT THE HANDS. OF MY VICIOuS POKEMON PARTNERS. I HOLD DOMINION OVER TIME. I ERADICATE ALL uNDESERVING EARS. THAT HEAR MY ATROCIOuS. ROAR OF TIME ATTACK. AND THEN I PuMMEL. THE EVERLOVING FuCK. OuT OF ALL THAT REMAINS. WITH MY ACTuAL FISTS.
TRY ME. BITCH HOLE. AND WHEN YOu LOSE. YOu HAVE TO CRY ABOuT IT. WHERE EVERYONE CAN SEE. BECAuSE YOu ARE FRAGILE. AND WEAK. AND SNOTTY. AND INFERIOR. IN LITERALLY EVERY WAY IMAGINABLE. YOu uNPuNCTuRED. SPHINCTER. WE HAVE MADE EYE CONTACT. LOOK AT OuR ICONS. THAT IS A LEAGuE SANCTIONED. POKEMON CHALLENGE. LET'S FuCKING DO THIS. LET'S MAKE IT HAPPEN.
dont you and stairwways havve a history
>--D=That=is=quite=the=healthy=outlook=to=have=ser=Nitram=:D//<
OH. I WANT YOu TO HAVE IT SO YOu CAN BE WEAK. AND EASIER TO KILL. AND STEAL THINGS FROM YOuR CORPSE. LIKE MASTER BALLS. AND NuGGETS. GLAD YOu SEE THE MERIT IN MY CRITIQuES. HOPE THIS HELPS.
IT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE.
DID YOu GET KICKED OFF. AND SuBSEQuENTLY RuN OVER. BY THE STuPID BuS OR SOMETHING? MAGIKARP IS THE ONLY ONE. THAT FITS HERE. YOu OuGH TO HAVE SIX OF THOSE. FLY PuPA FLY. AS A DISABILITY CERTIFIER. DOES NOT GRANT YOu PERMISSION. TO MAKE uSE OF THE ILLuSTROuS BAGON. YOu ARE uNWORTHY. OF A MYTHICAL LEGENDARY. LIKE JIRACHI. uNLESS YOu ARE TRYING TO SAY. YOu ARE AS BORING. AS A MINERAL. THAT SLEEPS FOR FuCKMANY SWEEPS. IN uNYIELDING STASIS. BOuFFALANT. SHOuLD BELONG TO SOMEONE. WITH A BETTER HAIRCuT. TOGEPI. IS A DOGSHIT REPRESENTATION. OF FIDuSPAWN. WHEN CRACKLY EGG. EXEGGCuTE. IS RIGHT THERE. AND RIBOMBEE. OKAY. I GuESS THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH A RIBOMBEE. BuT YOu ARE STuPID FOR WHOLLY uNRELATED REASONS. AND I HOPE THE STuPID BuS. STARTS BACKING uP. TO FINISH THE FuCKING JOB. IN ITS ENTIRETY.
OMG lik£, y£ah!! £sp£cially with lik£, such a capabl£ train£r!! <33 ;P
POTENTIAL TROLL. ASS RESPONSE. ALWAYS PREFERS TO THINK OF THEM AS. OR BRIMMING WITH. NEVER SHOWS OR HAS. POTENTIAL OF ANY KIND.
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OMG lik£, cut£ t£am!! ;P <3
Daww you lovable little ragamuffin youve got the whole nursery in tow!
You can't pick Jirachi.
Oh Yes Of Course Tavros Me Too I Am Very Appropriately Relieved That We Are Friends Of This Nature As Well
every human I know looks lIke If a man and a woman had a baby
Okay Thank God To Be Candid There Was A Period Of Almost Eight Hours There Where I Did Think You Were Under Some Sort Of Impression That This May Be A Novel Condition And I Am Very Glad Thats Not The Case
Actually No I Cant Grapple With This Right Now I Need To Try And Become Unconscious As Rapidly As Possible So Goodbye
It's called the coccyx, in case that term comes in handy for future apology videos.
TH4T M1GHT H3LP HON3STLY... 1M GONN4 BL4M3 1T ON MY LUSUS THOUGH.
1 M34N, 1 DON'T W4NN4 S1T ON 1T BUT 1 DO W4NT TO S1T W1TH 1T B3C4US3 TH4T'D B3 TH3 B3ST W4Y TO K33P 1T W4RM G1V3N TH3 S1Z3. OH. 1'M G3TT1NG BROODY 4R3N'T 1.
Do not. I can buy you one.
I’d kill for a 8urger right now.
1 COULD K33P TH4T 3GG *SO* S4F3 4ND W4RM T4VROS
1....DON'T KNOW 4CTU4LLY. 1 TH1NK 1 JUST R34LLY W4NN4 LOOK 4FT3R 1T???
DO YOU GUYS TH1NK TH3 LUSUS W1LL NOT1C3 1F 1 JUST...T4K3 TH3 3GG
Im Not Really Sure Why I Would Be Afraid Though As I Tend To Sleep With My Eyes Closed
Perhaps My Unconscious Mind Knows Why Ive Started To Reorient Myself This Way But I Dont Really Care I Would Just Like To Avoid It #makeitstop
Recently I Have Been An Unwitting Victim To Sleeping Directly On My Face For Reasons Unbeknownst To Me
im exhausted thank you for your support tonight friends ill be back after i heal up from the explosion #eridanweek is not for chumps but im so glad i mustered up the courage to go tonight ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, good light, archive rating: G)
>([woke #ig#blood saved two lives at #eridanweek. but w#o set off t#at bomb is t#e real mystery]
You're catching on.
ive LEARNEd so much about humans in one night i feel like a scienstiff (:F
ohhhh its CALLEd PumPkin Patch because they are green ANd orange with SEEdS INSIdE i get it now #rumbleindAPatch
that is pretty woke of him. he is officially the one good cllown
GOD DAMN KID I ALMOST REGRET BOMBING YOU.
tl;dr but i am officially blamin YOU for this travvesty until wwe track dowwn the feckless rodent that bleww my awwesome arena sky high
I'm hEaring rEports about a tragic and sEnsElEss act of mass violEncE at #EridanWEEK. My hEart goEs out to all victims, thEir quadrantmatEs, and thEir lusii. WE stand togEthEr. #SamuraiFamStrong #KErrayUrodyn #ThERocKstar
1f he's al1ve 1n a barrel 1ll go back, 1f hes dead 1ll go back, but 1f ne1ther 1m stay1ng outs1de
1 R34LLY D0 TH1NK H3 G0T B4RR3LL3D @adiosToreador 4R3 Y0U 4L1V3????
#eridanweek #horror You find yourself in the same cubicle you've worked for the past ten years in. You find yourself alone in the half lit office building. You are the last individual in the building, everyone else has families at home. You gaze at the CRT Monitor displaying its 600 x 400 resolution. You are comforted by the warm hum radiating from its core. You flit your pupils about your digital workspace, resting on the internet explorer icon. You decide to click it, check a few personal emails. You are invited to a website, chittr.ing, it's called. You see it's created by an Alternian. @dynamicFlowfields You see your standard social media fare when you register. You see pictures of friends and foes of old sharing good tidings. You feel a warmth inside. You however, lose that warmth when you notice a small trend. You saw it every dozen posts or so. #imcoming. You chalked it up to an innuendo. You did not register the warning. You look into it a bit more as it begins to populate your feed. You see #eridanweek, your see #bouncingonit. You see no reason to be worried. You let yourself be comfortable once more. You find yourself reading one of Rankmaid's fictive narratives. @archiveAddict You don't let it excite you too much, you're still at work. You don't give #imcoming much more mind. You don't even realize it's already the second day of #eridanweek. You look at the clock, it is midnight. You wet your eyes with eyedrops, ever handy. You can not seem to turn away just yet. You begin to experience Eridan Week vicariously through the posts. You see the likes of humorous, possibly purely jesting, celebrities from Alternia and Beforus. You notice that nearly ever post of Eridan Week includes #imcoming. You notice that #imcoming slowly turns to #ImComing. You are uneasy from the new threat. You look elsewhere, exploring other tags such as #teatime and catching up with others who aren't involved. You see irrelevant posts to Eridan Week even begin to include #imcoming. You begin to see odd images aghast across your dashboard. You begin to see yourself in images you weren't aware of being taken. You see yourself commenting on posts long since past. You did not write these. You keep seeing it. You even begin to post #imcoming in these retroactive oddities. You assume that this is due to someone mimicking your identity. You attempt to steer conversation on the platform away from it. You hastily type up humor, and romantic posts. You are doing anything you can to drown out #ImComing. You notice it is larger now. #IMCOMING. You select the tag, out of sheer curiosity and perhaps a fear for survival. You need to know who is coming. You. You are coming. You scroll endlessly through the tag. You see yourself on every post. You see your own hollow words. You see your notifications begin to shift. You are bombarded, first, a dozen #IMCOMING Responses. You refresh. You see a hundred. You refresh. You see a thousand. You click one. You see yourself. You click another. You see your own account again. You scroll down your feed. You only see your own account. You see your profile picture, stretched, compressed, tortured, reflected in glass. You do not remember seeing yourself like this before. You try to log out. You fail. You try to close the browser. You fail. You try to shut of the monitor. You are tortured by its continued hum. You step away. You notice the lights are long since turned out. You notice the office is even darker than usual. You see the distant lights of other monitors flicker. You notice a rhythm. You notice a heartbeat. You notice it isn't yours. You look back to the screen. You see #ImComing is #ImHere. You do not remember this post. You do not remember thinking it. You see a live feed open itself. You see your grainy, monochrome cubicle in an old video. You see your chair, your desk. You see yourself. You are not looking at the monitor. You are looking at the camera. You see the image distorting as the alternate self begins to move closer. You see it distort the frame. You hear it. You do not have speakers. You hear it under you, or around you. You hear its cacophony of whispers. You hear it gently say, "I'm here." You see the monitor flicker. You see the camera cut out. You monitor briefly turns out as you lean forward. You see yourself in your own reflection, only behind you. You see chittr.ing return. You see a new post. You see @you. You see an image loading slowly. You clench your nails in anticipation as each line slowly creeps into rendering. You see your cubicle again. You notice it is empty. You aren't even there. You see the caption. #IMHERE You feel something breathing on your neck. You stand up to leave. You see its fingers slowly extend past your peripheral vision. You close your eyes. You shouldn't have stayed.
Its funny bEcausE Im bassIcLy umm thE maIn charactEr of chIttr????
i will *never* fall for ampora propaganda thiz iz ztupid i heard they oiled up poor @adioztoreador or zomething? alzo therez zhirtlezz dudez? zhameful!!! #antieridanweek #nothingweek actually there zhould be a yuri week inztead #yuriweek
F41RLY C3RT41N 1 JUST S4W @adiosToreador F4LL 1NT0 4 V4T 0F 01L #3R1D4NW33K
noth1ng 1n spec1f1c, and yet not the ones you'd l1kely need. but 1'm not your PCP (Pr1mary Cull1ng Pract1t1oner), so you should look 1nto that 1f you even have one actually
I CAN THINK OF ONE OTHER REASON WHY IT MAY BE UNWISE TO ATTEND ERIDANWEEK DAY 4.
What is everyone favorite feduspawn? Mine is mimikyu
are the tavros treats.. perhaps small and round or oval 1n shape
UGHHHHHHHH FUCK MY CHUDDY VRISKA LIFE!!!!!!!! https://file.garden/ZrdXShyrrgxh449j/IMG_6672.jpg
YOU'D PROBABLY BE A BAD KISMESIS IF YOU WERE FLUCTUATING BETWEEN THE TWO. IT'S NOT UNHEARD OF, BUT SOMEONE USUALLY ENDS UP DEAD.
A question for those of a more trollian persuasion. How would you describe the difference between waxing black or ashen for someone? (Or just a good old-fashioned desire to kill them for real?)
- Holy freaking MOLY, amm I excited for tonight's live performmance of "In Which Two Casually Engaged Pitchmmate Bros Physically Aggress and Sportively Domminate Each Other In and Around an Allotmment of Set-Aside Gourd Growing Land; Intended to Captivate the Audience's Inner Ashen Voyeur As They Use Their Muscled Bodies as Extant Strife Abstrata; Unmmediated Battles Are Thusly Interrupted By the "Referee" in Order to Leave the Audience At Large's Conciliatory Desires Unmmet So That They Return for Next Wipe's Episode" 😆 - Anyone else??? #EridanWeek 😁😁🙌🎃♠️
mE https://fILE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JIEr/ImagEn_2026-04-02_175737800.png
ya its abt him
no tavros...... i told u we were ok rmbr
nah doesn't matter to me
you're a good man tavros.
it is. and she's a bitch about it too. (i can reclaim bitch it's okay.)
she's like a massive dictator with a bloated ego and poor parenting choices.
YES. YES. VERY. VERY VERY VERY VERY.
No, dear.
Deeply.
:33 < BREAKING NEWS!!! Good Meowning, loyal readers, today is a good day, because today is the day @gutsyGumshoe has decided to enter the ring with The Leijon Gossip Column! And by extension, the Beforian times as not only has she THREATENED to unlawfully put the staff and writers BEHIND BARS for simply reporting the news as they s33 it, but has ADMITTED to the fact she may have ind33d b33n on illicit substances! Check out the hot proof below! #substances https://i.imgur.com/hID0nS1.png https://i.imgur.com/B7hMEsO.png
My 8reakfast is... fuck you!!!!!!!! Why would you want to know so 8ad???????? Fuck off!!!!!!!!
... Good morning. :|
no no it's about me.
You're deeply concernin me here.
WWait. WWait wwhat do you mean then.
Yeah, only gonna get louder. On the upside the sopor in my hivve is super effectivve.
For the record, I'm just takin @adiosToreador hivve so he doesn't risk sunburn again.
1t was the v1be that was 1mportant 1n your spec1f1c s1tuat1on
dude you m1ssed 1t and my chem1cal quadrant
Just saw @adiosToreador swoon into the arms of @ceremonialAlchemy at #eridanweek There were bishie anime sparkles and everrrything I think a love is blooming (Feel furrree to use this for inspurrration @archiveAddict btw love love LOV3 mewr work) mew~ 💖✨
#MadAtHim #AngryAtHim #Seething #Smad
@carcinoGenesis I thunk the answer is no!
DEAR GOD MAN CRY FOR HELP ALREADY
@adiosToreador Hey man are you capable of defending yourself verbally or rhetorically????
There is no way he's having fun getting shovelwhacked by her, I've seen how hard she whacks.
idfk man i didnt go to this one
thanks, 1 take caegar as payment
SO true. more trolls should understand th1s
hey 1f you want to keep sl1pp1ng and sl1d1ng next t1me make 1t known
\ 1 say th1s w1th care and c0ncern: 1ts a m1racle y0u're al1ve at th1s p01nt /
\ d1d the attack c0me fr0m #beh1nd y0u perhaps? /
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 ARE YOU THE MUTHAHAFUCKER THAHAT WAS TURNING THE VENUE INTO A SLIP-N-SLIDE?
Baked some goodies for the younguns and the grubs! I hope they enjoyed them. :^)
i love the hat tav. keep hatting it up.
i will always forgive you.
no you were right the first time.
YES #ERIDANREEK YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST.
ok i'm right behind you. #behind
Slide wwith your boy to the old Alternian soda tap Slide wwith your boy to the psion-powwwwered scuttle buggy #EridanWweek - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset - - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
where are you in the crowd i can't see shit.
Happy STUPID #wizardwednesday at #eridanweek. I am reluctantly participating in the costume theming of the evening at the behest of @tipsyGnostalgic#2248 This hat makes me look like a gnome. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e3ef4ea1b9df.png
:33 < howly shizz, i sure love barkbeasts! :33 < huh? im a kittycat enthusiast? :33 < that cant be true at all! i have never liked a single meowbeast :33 < dont you know barkbeasts are much stronger and loyal than a stupid hissy mewmewbeast?? :33 < plus they are simply more labradorable!
:33 < haa! if you believed this message to be a hundred purrcent true... :33 < i have successfully pranked you! :33 < happy :33 < what the hell was it called :33 < a thrilling fools day! #thrillingfoolsday
:33 < i am so excited for #eridanw33k day thr33!! :33 < although... :33 < has anyone heard from julioh? :33 < we clapped very hard for him to return from the dead and he did not yet :TT
im starting to understand the perspective of one of my friends a lot better. good luck!
ok. you should be freed up. im also breaking the cage. #nomorecage
how??? the trap doesn't reset!
okay you should be #cagefree now. fitting all things considered.
yeah i know i am still #ontheway
i tried it!
im on the way! golly.
dude just like. twist your head a little!
tavv i hate you for bein so close yet so far dead
name a good number best number gets a lottery jackpot
ohhh. ill be right over.
why doEs tobuscus food Look so good https://pbs.twImg.com/mEdIa/HEIXb8jX0AEh7p6.jpg?namE=smaLL&format=wEbp
heehee, the door on the cage isnt locked silly!
i wonder if anyone has fallen for the trail of candies leading to a dropping cage trap.
ya know i could have gone for april if i wasnt so attached to a j name.
✿ h𖧧𖧧ps://cdn.𖥧mgches𖧧.c❦m/f𖥧les/1743223524b5.png ✿ ✿ #m❦ck𖥧mage #nsfw #m❦ck𖥧ngseve #apr𖥧lf❦❦ls ✿
Its like ive been reduced to being flat on my hiney! Legs akimbo and my mind totally scrambled...
You wont believe what happens next.
I sure do love going around corners unguarded and unprepared for any sort of potential creamy projectile from an unsuspected prankstress!
Yes it is April. But we are not fooling, I'm afraid. The troll legal system is no joke. - MC Oleana
Hello, all. It is with a heavy blood pusher that we must announce - #MacroMay is being postponed indefinitely, for now. We must sadly pull back, and reassess our company's finances due to some steep legislacerator fees we have uneXpectedly accrued. We apologize deeply for this. We know there was a lot of eXcitement building around the event. We are as frustrated as you must be. #MayICome - MC Oleana
#universalexperience
https://fILE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JIEr/ImagEn_2026-04-01_142229398.png somEof yaLL on thIs
Here's my impressioon oof what i woould say if soomeoone were too rip ooff my limbs ooff: Ahhhhh ahhh it hurts soo bad oow oow oow oow
god couldnt savve you if i see you today
by the wway in observvance a celibacy wweek wwhich somehoww coincides wwith #eridanwweek (no one look too deeply into that) ill be givvin out vvery bad no good angry handys out behind the bbq booth after im done slayin this guys giraffedad
C4N W3 NOT JUST H4V3 ON3 R3GUL4R FUCK1NG D4Y ON TH1S S1T3
to evveryones chagrin i survvivved metamorphosis
Unreal Heiress, play Get Down by b4-4.
A BOY'S HOBBIES CONSISTS OF BOUNCING ON IT SOMETIMES 🤷 #NSFW
Do you need me to Doorthrash like. A camping tent? Like wwhat?
I WAS OUT FOR A LARGE MAJORITY OF THE DAY WORKING ON #SERIOUS #BUSINESS, THOUGH I HAVE RETURNED! I IMAGINE #ERIDANWEEK WENT FANTASTICALLY WITHOUT ANY MAJOR HICCUPS OR PROBLEMS SUCH AS THE HAPPENINGS OF LAST NIGHT, CORRECT? SEND POST.
I'm perfectly normal. Perhaps if you are sleepy, you should wait until an appropriate bed time, and then go to sleep.
i dont think im ♯evil anymore
did you know that <ertain trolls have mutations that make their skin se<rete neurotoxins
JUsT KIDING I HAVE MINTS aprilfool . get gamgam'd
march serious
i need to violently rip someone limb from limb and then scream and sob and break things #violence #gore #angst
I need someone to take out my spine and wring it out like a rag. #gore
haha good one buddy. you scared me there for a second. april fool's i wasn't scared a lick i know you would never drop me like that!
1dk dude. but w1th your track record 1’d recommend gett1ng your affa1rs 1n order before go1ng aga1n
remove or replace THE BRACES. NOT YOUR L1MBS. 1 need a ra1se
p1ck whatever. 1f you’ll d1e 1s unclear. e1ther the braces w1ll short c1rcu1t and k1ll you, or be rendered unusable and you’ll be stuck w1th a nonfunct1onal l1mb unt1l 1t (THE BRACE) 1s removed or replaced
you have to have 1t already. or 1f not, take a l1ghtly (NOT SOAK1NG WET) damp (WATER) towel and w1pe down the st1cky areas unt1l not st1cky
killing dirk, basically
guys i'm not depressed. i mean, sure, i was. my house got blown up, my wife and i divorced, my timeline felt... wrong. but i've found a new meaning. i'm the happiest i've been in years!
D4MN N0W Y0U G0TT4 SUCK TH3 SP3PS1 0UT 0F 3M
theyre l1qu1d res1stant not l1qu1d proof. watch out
I eel like bronze Tavvros is just wway more chill than mine.
The word impossible spells I'M POSSIBLE 💯 daleee
approximately 2,460 ft above sea level babeyyyyy #northdakota #TheFlat
i met great-great grandpappy schultz's hip bone many times
D --> I met my 100sus many times
They should be there. Your food there yet?
They're literally climbin' the barricades right noww, chill for a sec.
- Ok sorry. You were stoking mmy ire. You're really good at that for somme reason
Dude, you'll be able to sea for yourshellf soon.
Uhh wwell in the photo they sent me it LOOKS like there are salt packets.
I am gonna but like she already left I assume I can't in good conscience ask her to go back yknoww?
no he d1d not. that was just to get you to the tent. next t1me you'll want to clar1fy
I can add a powwerbank to the DoorThrash order if you wwant.
Decided to amend my username on here. These are some of the three most expensive letters in the English language, and I am trying to get my money's worth if it kills me.
Oh yeah. They wwere pretty wwasted, I'm not surprised.
I didn't forget you, I just had shit to do.
oh thank gog troll8ama's okay.
a little ♯lascivious of me https://i.imgur.com/QDJ2AWS.png ♯nsfw ♯myhole
Fuckin' cod that's a lot. But yeah, it's on its wway noww. I'vve told 'em to take it directly to you in the medical tent since- y'knoww. Sun.
- Ugh no I said forget it you spoiled the mmomment
MY FELLOW ALTERNIANS AND USERS OF CHITTR.ING, I AM NOT DEAD! Rest assured, I was not in attendance during Eridan Week. I merely gave myself a break from Chittr due to my Yaoiposting, which is unacceptable as a leader. I see that was a mistake, and I will act accordingly. Thank you once again for all your concerns. My team insisted I speak to you all as soon as possible.
Yeah alright just gimme your oarder. Trust me, wwith a big enough tip the doorthrashers stop at NOFIN.
if "shot" = "wvooing" then i havwe fucked and wvill fuck again. #nsfwv
- I'mm not strong enough... I... need sommeone to Help mme... Ohhh nnnooo
I mean yeah you cod do that, or I could order you DoorThrash.
evvery time you tag a chit #eridanwweek or #imcoming it actually makes me stronger i havve been steadily gainin powwer and at this point you couldnt evven call me eridan anymore im super eridan https://files.catbox.moe/jh15x2.png
Do trolls do renfaires?? What would it even consist of??? :D
So are you like, broke or you got a good amount of cash? Not to assume but I'm sorta assuming.
Uh. I'd offer to bring food or somefin but I already left and they ain't letting anyone back in.
P30PL3 SH0ULD B3 0P3N T0 B31NG CRUSH3D BY RUBBL3 M0R3 0FT3N
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/88/b1/ba/88b1baad02fbe10489cf396774a442fc.jpg Hippity fuckigg by hoppity
- Hi there, Tavros Nitramm! 👋😁 What does this post mmean? Not very Helpful. LOL.
- Hi, Meemmaw Gammgamm! 👋😆😄 I know. - Hope this Helps!
Can't wait for the performative CrockerCorp® offerings again this Pride season. The Pride-napple Upside Down Cake Mix was particularly inspired.
- Hi,, everyone! 👋😄 I received a mmild concussion after being trammpled outside of #EridanWeek. LOL. What happened while I was asleep? 🤣🤣
~greetings from #eridanvveek https://files.catbox.moe/19vvkvv4.png
imean . hello everyine this is timmy. meemaw gamgam has died badly . please send her money and.send rum
[i wish i knew when i first got into bones..]
[[ranking bones for jewelry part 3!...] [ALL OF THE ONES ON THIS LIST ARE TOTALLY ALLEGID AND I WOULD NEVER DESICRATE A HIGHER BLOODS GRAVE. I AM INNOCENT UNTIL PROVEN UHM...wait do we go by those rules? idk im not liable for anything.] [cerulean blood bones: cerulean skulls specifically are really fun to find because the eyes can get supper weird and i like that. i paint them sometimes and just leave em on my mantel or something as a paper weight or candle holder. 10/10 because of the skulls. very nice to look at. my thinkpan feels funny when i do though... indigo blood bones: 0/10!!!! VERY HARD TO CARVE, VERY HARD TO DISMAN TLE. THE LIGAMENTS ARE LIKE FUCKING CAMENT! I HATE IOT! I HATE IT SO MUCH! WORST BONES TO WORK ON!!!] [Purple blood bones: 8/10, the teeth are very fun to put on necklaces because they are fun and sharp and vary alot in shape and size. the bonesare usually super long though so i have to either widdle them down, or use them as table legs or something. dont tell anyone i do that...please. follow and like for part 4 #boneslore]
just remember evven if theyre a wwell belovved celebrity personality or wwhatevver a highblood is still a highblood so dont be actin surprised wwhen they tear somebodys arms off for seeminly no reason not to #blowwyourmind or anythin
i thought he was normal & nice.... n i just rly loved how hed dance n laugh twistin around.... all grinning n sexy n short.... :'( #IGotMyHeartBroken @ #EridanWeek
[thats the saddest part,,,siiiigh ill miss trollbama]
someone NEEdS to Put a leash on troll bruno mars why are you guys losing track of your FRIENd like this
✨ I had such a fun performance!! Thank you everyone, i hope you all enjoyed your autographs!!! Thank you to all my little monsters who showed up for eridanweek!! #eridanweek #autographs ✨
WHAT. WHAT. TAVROS WHAT. I'M UGH. #I'MCOMING JUST SIT TIGHT IT MIGHT BE A BIT
troll bruno mars..... hes a murderer <:( #EridanWeek
i dont think u guys understand what havin to delete troll bruno marss # is gonna do to me......
why does pokemon music fuck so hard?
tav. be honest. are you #bouncingonit right now.
~evv lol
holy shit now is my time to rise. a vote for ruby is a vote for victory.
Thank you for tuning into #eridanweek night two. Our headliner for tomorrow evening will be @mcQ ! We're NOT OKAY at #eridanweek !
M4CR0C0SM0S C0NSP1R4CY P0ST1NG C0MM3NC3S N0W 1 TH1NK TR0LL M1CH43L J4CKS0N W4S 1N 0N 1T #M4YW3C0M3 #W3C4M3 #3R1D4NW33K
~apparently everyone vvho vvas harmed at eridanvveek gets an extra hour in the eridan ballpit #eridanvveek
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nah would never do that to my dead brother
(Betty Crocker Bowwl Appétit) (Uh) (That's wwhat I like) #EridanWweek - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
Man they should sell T-Shirts that say "I went to Eridanweek and All I got was scammed into a marketing gimmick" #eridanweek
Fruit Gsuher (Uh) #EridanWweek - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
JUST WATCH3D @twentyfourCarat TAK3 A LIF3 ON STAG3!!! #eridanweek #violence #😽 #IMCOMING mew~ 💖✨
I fEEL LIkE a tEEngIrL on my bEd scrEamIng Into a pILLow oVEr a boy I LIkE #VaguEpostIng
So glad #brunoIsSafe that opening act with the gruesome goon was absolutely something else #violence #eridanweek mew~ 💖✨
did anyone miss me
starting a hashtag really gives you a god-compllex llevell rush, big fan. #wecame
... Ahem. Both Eridan Prime and Troll Bruno Mars have been successfully recovered from the clutches of the nefarious skank haunting my venue. The perimeter is now open for those of you who would like to roam the grounds. Crockercorp drones have been recalled. All attendees of #eridanweek are now entitled to one free deep-fried triple glazed cinnamon honey butter stick. Thank you for your patience. And now. Troll Bruno Mars.
#MayICome was an advertisement the whole time. Do you realize what this means. WE'VE ALL BEEN RSVP'D FOR #MACROMAY.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #eridanweek HE'S PERFORMING ]
might watch i saw the tv glow is it good
If you look closely at @warIoepIcFan 's quIrk you notIce that only the letters E, V, I and L are capItalIzed. what dId they mean by thIs?
> oh my fuck1ng god 1 ju2t f1gured 1t out the #may1Come ha2htag add2 u2 to a macro co2mo2 ma1l1ng l12t 1t2 a fuck1ng market1ng ploy you can 2top po2t1ng 1t now <
what the fuck are you guys doing to him.
is troll bruno mars threatening you.
damn night two already. yeah i'll see if i got time in my craaaaazy busy sched. #ichoosewhentocome
You have got to be fucking shitting me.
▲▲▲▲YO EVERYONE▼▼▼▼ ▲▲If you want out of #eridanweek there's a hole in the fence behind the oblong meat product cart, get out before the drones decide it's not worth figuring out who's an insurgent and just starts blasting▼▼ ▼▼▼Like seriously run▲▲▲
And what if The Black Parade came to #eridanweek ? https://i.imgur.com/XX4kgRW.png
YOU WOULDN’T KNOW TRUE TASTE IN CINEMA IF IT RIPPED YOUR FRONDS OFF AND STUCK THEM IN YOUR WASTE CHUTE!
haha, holy shit. you guys have to read this. karkat has gone off the rails. https://letterboxd.com/cgeneticist/film/sweet-bro-and-hella-jeff-the-moive/
≈ Whose idea was this whole thing, anyway? Not the week itself, mind- That's obvious to anyone with eyes and more than a single-digit measure of functional neurons. But who, exactly, is pushing it? From my observations, that individual isn't well-liked enough to get a celebration of that degree off the ground, less establish a means of prolongation. ≈
bruh 2om3on3 ha2 th3 opportunity to do th3 funni32t thing 3v3r
wond3r if h3's gonna look lik3 a zombi3 lmao
i think you shoulld swap the positions of the llatter two tags in the future. its whats considered cooll right now
this #bouncingonit thing does sound interesting. i hope everyone is wearing protection. woulldnt want a concussion
Finally #imComing to #eridanweek mew~ 💖✨
trampolines have just arrived. tick tock people.
XOO < my stinky moirail banned me from going to #eridanw33k beclaws it is 'too dangerous' XOO < but it s33ms like a lot of my friends are there and it would be fun to say hi!!! even if i do not purrticularly care for the purrsnickety and purrticularly fussy troll it is all for XOO < bluhhhhhhhhh :33 < it is good he is not on here so i do not have to face the clawnsequences of throwing a hissy fit h33h33 #vent #eridanw33k
>([getc#a self at t#e code an treat it like a buttery lil claws#ellbeast an go 2 town]
>([crack open t#e #tml like a crawfis# an suck t#e #ead]
>([t#is web design s#it is 2 ez rate da custom c#itter tl #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/cf23759aab50.png]
:33 < is he dead dead or something
arigatou gozaimasu for 200 followers kyaa (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, rankmaid-sensei, my face, #nsfw, #gore, archive rating: T) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7ed72d593824.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/20d8180d534e.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2d5573922a86.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/135e05e2f0bb.png
Are you #bouncingonit at #eridanweek? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/28c0852979c4.png
:33 < eridan w33k? :00
:33 < *ac wobbles a little bit from the big rough lick, but she purrs very happily in respawnse* :33 < *she admires the great lions very impurressive mane with big eyes as she nods* :33 < yes it s33ms really fun so far!!!
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dudE I kEEp postIng bangEr aftEr bangEr Im unstoppabLE
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((Goddamn this may be the best Tavros rper I've ever seen))
:33 < *ac makes a few more biscuits on your chest befur pawlitely scuttling a good distance away* :33 < *she cleans herself very delicatly* :33 < i am really good!!! it took a while to get mr grumpypants no fun to let me join this website but it s33ms pretty cool! :33 < so many new faces :33 < what are you up to? :33
:33 < *in the gloom of the d33p dark and totally cr33py forest there is ominous quiet behind you* :33 < *the glowing yellow eyes of the mightiest purrbeast of the forest follow you as she stalks your efurry step* :33 < *just as you f33l the weight of an apex predators hungry gaze on you she pounces and crashes into you* :33 < hello!!! *she says, gr33ting you warmly and nuzzling pawlitely against your face* #rpstarter #opentoreplies
oh fuck the park is back OpEn??
n0pe! jus7 g07 b0red and decided 70 reserve an area 70 hang wi7h every0ne and have fun! j0in if y0ud like!
Tavvros Nitram (Yeahhhh)
For those concerned about the safety and wellbeing of Troll Bruno Mars @twentyfourCarat, rest assured that we have increased our security and anti-terrorism forces for #EridanWeek.
hi im jAck (his cAtchphrAse) https://file.gArden/APO8brGC2g82JiEr/imAgen_2026-03-29_213213529.png
Marcy was saying something about Bonnibel being a pillow princess the other day which for some reason made me nostalgic something fierce. Weird! Anyway I'm pretty sure shes made out of gum, what a goober
Didn't realize there waz a digital verzion of Fiduzpawn. I've beeen having... a lot of fun. Actually.
excellent wwork keep it up
Tavros, that you felt the need to specify that it was platonic more than once m8kes think it's not as pl8tonic as you're s8ying
that is so swweet you can be wwhatevver you set your pan to i believve you can be a zoologist tavvros perhaps an apprenticeship is in order
i am sure you can if you put your mind to it and try hard enough
fun fact: the central alternian striped polemeowwbeast is knowwn for being able to spray a foul-smelling sulphurous liquid from its anal glands at larger predators to deter them from eating it or bullying it out of its hunted prey
attention gentletrolls todays adorable #zoology post is brought to you in part by the wwonderful @dynamicflowwfields i spent all evvening lurking through the reeds and sharp brush to find this bloodthirsty little cutie and i found it mid yawwn too talk about an s tier zoology pull evveryone say hi to the cutest polemeowwbeast lusus to evver be seen #zoology #mondaysbelike #furryfriends #pawwsup #thebestcure #forahangovver #iscritters https://cdnimgchestcom/files/da85633d3600jpeg
(Girlllll) I wwant you to tap that like button if you're gonna come wwatch me twwirl around at #EridanWweek tonight
im using any of the pronouns now FYI #HeSheThey
im not invisible rn but just 2 be clear ive had some revelations since troll bruno mars died & came back.......
\ l00ks rad1cal, my dude! l1ke an album c0ver/
WAA. THERES SO MANYYY HIGHBLOODS ON HERE. NO BRONZE FRIENDS FOR ME? (*´Д｀*)
huh alright man good to know thanks for the tip penciling in a note right now to follow up with at least one of the eridans and see if we cant unlock the mystery of the true origins of troll bruno mars stay tuned everybody this ones going to be big i can feel it
EXACTLY. LIKE FUCK IT JUST GET TO GNAWING.
finally someone who knows ball.
we're all the mass hallucinati0ns 0f autistic burn0ut kids.
life is sh0rt. gnaw s0me0ne's leg 0ff.
wait wait wait youre telling me that troll bruno mars like absorbed and then metamorphized into a troll version of the highly popular and very recognizable well known hit singer human bruno mars hold on is that something trolls just do like i dont need to be worried about like assimilation grubs or something do i also rest in piece human bruno mars im so sorry man may your spirit live on in troll bruno mars and his universally recognizable lyrical genius
i should see about getting jade to grow my hair out. or i guess I could do that myself come to think of it. cant be that different from the other stuff i swap.
huh. long hair's nice... i should work on that!
#nsfw one of the strange advantages i have now being able to swappify is i can effectively flash someone now. before it woulda just been silly, now? the power. the down side is of course standing in front of the mirror for way too long and blushing a bunch but i'll get over it eventually!
late to the subject considering the live swapping, and i'd already tried it before figuring out the physical end. but skirt swishing is in fact quite the blast.
holy shit this was so worth it. [pictured, a slightly blurry, but nontheless legible photo of terezi, clad currently in a yellow rain jacket, big fishing galoshes, short shorts, and a top that reads: MILF (man i love fish). the image is slightly askew] they are going to fucking kill me! #worthit #wardrobifiermalfunction
if i die i die really, really happy. @gallowsCalibrator#1433 [pictured; from the shoulders up, a quickly taken photo of Terezi, her face flushed and expression truly outraged if not completely flustered. they have a blue collar on with a breath symbol visible on it, the only other attire that can be seen in the crop is a pair of matching bunny ears.] #nsfw #suggestive #wardrobifiermalfunction
i have been slowly learning many things over the past twenty four hours including: - big troll events are apparently notorious for being literally deadly so if you go you can probably expect to lose your head at some point or at the very least one of your limbs (party hard or go home i guess shit) - most human celebrities look like they have some sort of troll equivalent (this ones pretty cool actually mirrored timelines and all of that good noise it would be sick as fuck if we could get nicholas cage and troll nicholas cage in the same room i just think that crossover would be legendary personally like if you agree) - troll bruno mars was fatally shot dead but hes okay now and might even still be performing during one of the event nights at #eridanweek the crazy son of a bitch (huge respect gotta shout out the guy for that) still tbd if ill actually show for any of the wild shit going on around those stages but the streams from yesterday have been very enlightening to say the least
update: GRRR BARK BARK BARK BARK WOOF BARK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! >:O
1 dunno, but 1t looks cool to me }:) looks tough...
welc0me 0ne and all t0 aradia megid0's amazing digital psych ward.
giving myself exposure therapy to cats by watching cats the musical!! ill update you on how it goes
whos fucking lusus is this https://file.gArden/APO8brGC2g82JiEr/tole-cAt.gif
It's nooot my time yet! (Uh) #LockedOutOfHeaven #EridanWeek
(Uh) I couldn't help but notice you from other there, -ere... (I scrolled up, girl)
todays #eridanwweek sponsor is brought to you by betty crockers neww grub infused browwnie mix yum get it wwhile theyre in limited stock dowwn at eridans bbq booth and wwhile youre at it buy some ice cold grubdogs
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I haVE thE chEckmark on my namE Look at It
:33 < sorry for missing #eridanw33k day one :33 < despite me yelling and hollering that #imcoming and what have you... :33 < i forgot i didnt have the permission of my meowrail :33 < so everyone got to have fun and die or whatever :(( :33 < i am hoping day two is a completely different story though! digits crossed!!
NO PROBLEM. HOT WHEELS. MAY THERE NEVER BE ROADKILL. THAT FAILS TO PAY HOMAGE. IN RESEMBLING YOuR REAR ENDED FRONT END. AND PERPLEXING AS ALL FuCK. GENETIC MISFORTuNE. OF AN uNLOVABLE FACE.”GEM POST”. SEND CHITT.
hey tavros I love you lets kIss one bIllIon tImes!!!!
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THE FACT OWN YOuR SORRY DIFFERENTLY uNABLE ASS. HOBBLED THE FuCK BACK FROM THAT EXPERIENCE. ENTIRELY uNSCATHED. WAS ITS OWN KIND OF CASuALTY. COFFIN DODGER.
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it iz w a heavy pusher i prezzent 2 u mai tribute 4 da lineup buddy @twentyfourCarat c u on da othaside bruthaaaa https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/dca90c3e3895.png
P3OPL3 H4V3 GOTT4 STOP B31NG SO 34SY TO P1TY 1 C4N ONLY H4V3 SO M4NY P4L3 CRUSH3S 4T ONC3
>([guys troll bruno mars just got killed at #eridanweek t#is is really gonna fuck up t#e performance sc#edule #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/31cd338dfc31.png]
this is 8ullying!!!!!!!! I just started this!!!!!!!!
What do YOU know a8out self-esteem?! I'm not making up any fakey fake friends to feel 8etter a8out myself.
I aspire to have the highest Kull score.
DESPITE THE HORRIFIC HAPPENINGS OF THE DAY (#RIPBRUNO, #BRINGGREENMARKHOME) I DID WANT TO PROVIDE MY FULL SPIRITUAL AND LEGITIMATE ENDORSEMENT OF CHITTR TO THE FEED I HAVE BEGUN TO VIEW SO DEARLY. I QUITE ENJOY CHITTING! I HAVE GROWN SO ATTACHED TO THIS FUNNY LITTLE WEBSITE THAT I HAVE BEGUN TO CHITT EVERYWHERE WITHIN MY HOUSEHOLD. I HAVE CHITT IN THE BEDROOM. I HAVE CHITT IN MY STUDY. I HAVE CHITT FROM THE COMFORT OF MY RECLINER. I HAVE CHITT WHILE MAKING BREAKFAST, LUNCH, AND DINNER. I HAVE CHITT IN THE FRONT (AND BACK!) YARD. I HAVE CHITT NEXT TO THE URN OVER MY FIREPLACE. I HAVE EVEN CHITT IN THE BATHROOM, BOTH WHILE ON THE TOILET AND IN THE SHOWER! I AM AN AVID CHITTRER AND I DO NOT INTEND TO STOP ANYTIME SOON. THIS IS ALL VERY #SERIOUS #CHITTNESS. SOON I SUSPECT I WILL BE CHITTING WHILE IN PUBLIC, PERHAPS ON MY NEXT VISIT TO THE GROCERY STORE. THANK YOU ONCE AGAIN TO THE STAFF MEMBERS FOR CREATING SUCH A WONDERFUL ENVIRONMENT IN WHICH WE CAN ALL ENJOY EACH OTHER'S CHITTS WITH A SENSE OF COMMUNITY AND BELONGING. I LOOK FORWARD TO CHITTING WITH YOU ALL FOR A VERY, VERY LONG TIME. SEND POST.
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HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/KUQ6MY.PNG OUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS GO OUT TO THE LUSSI OF TROLL BRUNO MARS. WE DON'T BELIEVE IN THAT NEW AGE HOKUM BUT IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS. IGNORE MY GRACIOUS LADY LOVE SHE SAW SOME CHILD SLIP ON SOME BLOOD TRYING TO GET TO THE STAGE #ERIDANWEEK #VIOLENCE #TRAGEDY
Just Got Hive. It Was Wild And Troll Bruno Mars Died. I Think He Was The Only Casualty
The people spoke. We have listened. Starting on night two of #eridanweek, there will be multiple trampolines of varying sizes to accommodate for the raucous demand for whimsical physical activities. By participating you agree to waive any liability for physical injury or interpersonal strife born from #bouncingonit from the staff. Go nuts.
>([t#eyre sayin troll bruno mars died wit# a smile]
despite scurrilous attempts by numerous bad actors to destroy #eridanwweek on its first night includin the vvicious murder a my descendent @twwentyfourCarat #eridanwweek is goin strong and showwin no signs a slowwin also troll bruno mars wwill be back tomorroww wwe just got to wwait for @gutsyGumshoe to wwake up you do not wwant to interrupt that wwomans beauty sleep
@gutsyGumshoe i am slightly out of the loop. i heard troll bruno mars got shot and died but can't he just be revived like anyone else who died at #eridanweek?
@ImChEr I'M ChEr's sTrOnGeSt mOtHeR FuCkInG SoLdIeR. hOnK.
I Can Sign Them Another Time
so this #eridanweek fin aint closed for invites yet yea? im tryna sea if all these pepearl chittin boat some chaotic stuff goin down were lyin or naut
@adiosToreador h have you g gotten the m marker off?? h have you t tried s sanitizer?
yeah well.. i missed the coolest part.
it's not even that fun to #bounceonit :/
...Is the only thing going on there a *trampoline*? Those aren't particularly difficult to come 8y, you know.
what the hell is going on with this #eridanweek shit and can i join in or did i miss something huge
find my pages at #eridanweek
//bless, Thank You. I'm Bad At Picking Up On The Bit But I Want So Badly To Be Included <>
// i personally am just making shit up
REALLY WISHING I COULD TAKE A TURN ON THE TRAMPOLINE. BUT THAT LADY SEEMS TO BE WRINGING MORE ENJOYMENT OUT OF IT THEN ANYONE HERE COULD COMBINED! #ERIDANWEEK
1 TH1NK 1 JUST W1TN3SS3D S0M3 K1ND 0F SP1R1TU4L H34L1NG V14 TR4MP0L1N3 4T #3R1D4NW33K
HAVING A WONDERFUL TIME AT THE AFTERPARTY! SAFE TO SAY I AM LOCKED IN FOR THE REST OF THE WEEK! #ERIDANWEEK
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Skaianet will now be selling novelty tees to commemorate #eridanweek night one! If youre hankering for a little swag in your duds kindly shoot me a howdy do and well make magic happen.
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FUCKING H3LL TH3Y P0PP3D TH3 PRINC3 0F P0P 4T #3RID4NW33K
first time ive seen a highbl/)/)d get culled in a large event and a l/)wbl/)/)d is /)n the stage this is actually fire, either that /)r i t/)/)k t/)/) much /)f the laced water #eridanweek #substances
looking at the sketch i made of loxias cosplaying at eridan week knowing i am not gonna finish it.
Im just saying that people learn and grow and sometimes they need to do it by themselves at #eridanweek!
B33 < sorry tavros i f33l like im kinda making this worse for you now B33 < i hope you have fun anyaways
Like this post if you saw Eridan shoot Troll Michael Jackson at #eridanweek!
just shot troll michael jackson #vviolence
er, speech to text. whatever.
thank god i put text to speech into that microphone.
my shooters look like troll bruno mars we’re smoking that uptown funk that shit that carbonates you im lighting the pipe and sucking on the glass dont try to cross me ill double dutch your ass until youre naught but shadow ive done worse to innocent men for less im a freak i cant be pinned down you want me get in line i got three billion women gnashing their teeth for a chance to set me to rights my girl say she cold i say i know whatll warm you up welcome to the light show bitch i absorbed a v12 engine right out of the scuttlebuggy it turned me inside out im more blood than shell im acrid tied starving rats to the opps and sent them out to sea they came back to me as gravel this shit aint nothing to me man #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK #SUBSTANCES
Someone wwatch me jump real quick
Me too. Me too... a lot.
Thinking of maybe seeing other people in a little break bro! #eridanweek
Exploring my options at #eridanweek!
guys i cant find bruno <:(
brunoooo bruuunoooooo
wait. there's a trampoline?
"Some Goldblood" we will be dipping you in boiling oil. Is this ok? (#gore?)
we smokin the seadweller pack pufferfish blow got me moving different come for my neck and i will make an example out of you this shit aint nothing to me dog im sick in the head they tried to fix me but i came strapped with my exotic doohickey the recoil sent them back in time im in this bitch like troll arrival just spurting ink welcome to the sludge kingdom open up turning the whip so fast i turned my bitch hypothetical eridan thought he could play with me he forgot im the game master ill grab you by the pulse and turn you into a memory im rolling my shit so thick youd think i was smoking an olive grub eating the roach when im done waste not want not this shit aint nothing to me #FOLYKLFLOW #ERIDANWEEK #SUBSTANCES
B33 < shrug then I guess B33 < you could always ask someone to help you make a disguise
YEAH YEAH! I have a HUUUGE announcement for all my fans across Alternia! I will be the headline performer for #eridanweek , SHAMONE! I'll be playing all my biggest hits like Troller, All I Do is Troll for You, Troll in the Mirror, and so many more! HEE HEE!
Im learning new sensations at #eridanweek!
@gutsyGumshoe how is everything going so far? i have done my best to help guests travel inter dimensionally to enter the festival. and to leave the festival. mostly the second thing.
\) -•-Going to sneak into #eridanweek. Fuck spending my lives savings. It’ll probably be a snooze fest anyways.-•- (/
B33 < do it it sounds cool and fun B33 < and a good way to not have your face purromoting eridan
i'm watching a clown get scammed this is almost sad if it wasn't entirely justified.
Deep breaths, SWISS. Think about your BEST DUDE holding you close to his RIPPLING BOSOM in a MANLY-ASS HUG.
I'M VERY CONCERNED ABOUT WHAT ELSE MAY COME OF THIS EVENT IF THAT WAS ONLY THE FIRST SHOWING. BUT DO NOT FEAR, I SHALL NOT ALLOW THIS TO DETER ME!! I WILL SEE #ERIDANWEEK THROUGH TO THE VERY END!
i speak for everyone when i say THAT WAS BORING for those looking for a REAL #eridanweek performance i will be setting up soon on the ground (no frills) to deliver some mind blowing wisdom and knowledge partially based around the accusations weve all heard of eridan being a poop baby but other important stuff too
D --> You have a profile picture D --> For me it is just letters
that wwas an entertainin set i got to admit especially i wwas into the part wwhere the exceptionally spheresome clowwn caused the wwhole front roww to mosh itself to death #eridanwweek #marvvusateridanwweek
y/), will there be any way t/) gamble at #eridanweek
OH MY GOD. SOMEONE HAS BEEN IMPALED ON MY HORN.
Youre a pick from the top shelf id have you any day.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I'm surprised so many people are surprised at the shit happening at Marvus' concert. Is this 'y droogies first times at one? It's actually relatively tame with that girl healin' everyone. I remember this rustblood who was sent back to their lusus in a fuckin cardboard box. #gore #eridanweek #marvusateridanweek ]
You know tav might be one of my very best companions. Hes such a sweet peach that im all shoots and smiles to just be near him! And his horn fits just right into that suspicious dent in the back of my noodle.
And id do the same for you rikky tikky tavvy!
I THINK THERE'S A CRACK IN MY FUCKING RIBCAGE. I'M FIGHTING FOR MY LIFE IN THIS PIT. I JUST SAW SOMEONE PISSING INTO THEIR OWN MOUTH STANDING UP.
Oh yes it happens every time i get a mysterious goose egg!
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ i dont think..... yk? no. bounce on it to your pushers content ]
One of them keeps getting fuzzy and i hear a high pitched noise every here and again?
I CAN COME COVER YOUR EARS IF NECESSARY! MY GLOVES ARE REMARKABLY SOUND-PROOF!
Dunnx Why She's Actin’ Sx Prxud Xf Herself... She Didn't Dx Shit Durin’ The Herds Mxve... #lusus #lusi #lususpxstin’ https://i.imgur.cxm/wxrqxs4.png
I think we effed up man.
:33 < idk who marvus is but im so glad i have tinnitus lol!!!!!! #eridanw33k
==C< cant physeaca))y attend #eridanweek bc my adisear said n() BOAT ==C< im g()nna keep making super (sup()ur??? sup()re???) pr()fesseana) art bases wha)e i try t() recreate human c()caine sharks ()n ()thernia ==C< any reefquests f()r art bases #substance
thank cod 4 da concert diapers lolz xD
To anyone else on theirr way to the marrvus prreforrmance; I would rrecommend applying some mannerr of soporr salve to yourr head; nape of neck orr forrehead prreferrably, Do not ingest; even when diluted it rremains psychoactive #substance #if-yourre-using-it-wrrong-i-mean #its-not-supposed-to-be-drrugs
ur supposed to wear ear protection wtf #eridanweek #icame
That's literally so foul I don't have a response. You've bested me. - MC Oleana
(^･ω･^) < SO MUCH NEW SHIPCOURSE DUE TO #ERIDANW33K I AM LITTERUALLY SO EXCITED TO S33 EVERYONE!!! I CAN'T HEAR ANYTHING BUT I GET TO ATLEAST ENJOY THE SHOW AND THE TROLLS AND HUMANS AROUND ME!!!
I HEARD THEY'RE HANDING XUT TRXLL SALMXNELLA AND SUPER DIARRHEA AT #ERIDANWEEK LIKE PARTY FAVXRS. SKIP THIS XNE. #FELLOFF - MC Oleana
more of this please!
==C< )ets fucking g()()()()()()()()()
ill speak on behalf a evveryone in sayin nobody expected a surprise performance from @clowwnBae its about to fuckin start too so if you still find yourself en route vvia gruber xl tell the drivver to hurry the fuck up use vviolence if necessary #eridanwweek
==C< i f()und ()ut what #eridanweek was ==C< heres an #eridanweek art base f()ar ya)) https://cdn.imgchest.c()m/fi)es/2e9be785a885.png
hater arc part two. i do genuinely wonder how many people actually care about the guy this week is supposed to be themed around. are you actually here for the alleged subject of the week, or are you simply here for the festivities? the free shit? the support and clout you'll get from following the line? the financial gains? i guess it doesn't matter. numbers are numbers.
:33 < oh i s33! we have to talk about how we would like to come to eridans special w33k to gain access! :33 < then if that is the case :33 < #imcoming sooo hard! :33 < i mean fr33 murrch, music, fun and merriment?? :33 < what more could i want honestly?
Complimentary resurrection available at the MEDICAL TENT at #eridanweek. Simply toss your companion's cadaver and/or severed portions off and they will be returned to you for additional festivities in three hours or less. *Cadavers will be reanimated in the order which they are received.
found out troll bruno mars is gonna be at eridanweek
⇐ Tell Me Something Good That Happened Recently 😊
hØping tØ see fØØtage Øf fØlks crashing hashtag eridan week. #eridanweek
A weeklong festival celebrating a member of this planet's beloved pantheon of Creator gods. Interdimensional guests welcome. Transportation provided all gratis.
#imcummin 2 #eridanweek ;o) b there or b square
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Guess I'll try and show up for #EridanWeek, columnist goes where the news will be, y'know? ]
♰ mm.. wondering if its worth it to get out of the hive for #eridanweek … ♰
I'd like to make a formal disclaimer that Macro Cullsmos is distancing itself from #MacroMarch and a certain other associated hashtag. Do no use the hashtags in relation to us or our company. Especially the other one. We are no longer affiliated. Don't say the words. Do NXT say them. They have been #Banned. Thank you. - MC Oleana
should i do irl streaming at #eridanweek i feel my viewers would enjoy seeing the craziness thats sure to happen because considering the people on this site its not going to be a normal event
Eridan week is going to be a real blowout bash! And you all better neck it there for your tickets to the three way rumblethon. Peep these three slick willies getting down and dirty without the barrier of the big screen separating little ol you from the action! Come one and come all! Come quick and come hard! Ill see you in the pictures!
Oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh Do you ever hear me callin'? (Eridan!) Oh-oh (Oh-oh-oh), oh-oh (Oh-oh-oh) Oh-oh
So long as you post #imcoming to #eridanweek and bask in the festivities.
Am I allowed at #eridanweek if I don't know who Eridan is and do not care.
they havve tried to keep this from happenin they tried to suppress #eridanwweek but youre all here you came
Yo, everyone wwatch me twwirl around real quick (Uh)
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Yo... this is my ancestor (Uh!) Eridan Wweek!
i cant wait to read it thank you so much for joining me and sharing in this #eridanweek with me #imcoming 0///v///0
[PART TWO] THERE’S ROOM ENOUGH IN THE PILE FOR BOTH OF YOU, BUT JUST BARELY. EVERY SPOT WHERE HIS BODY IS PRESSED TO YOUR OWN FEELS COMFORTING AND COOL, SOOTHING THE HEAT THAT HAD BUILT UP JUST UNDER YOUR SKIN. YOU RESIST THE URGE TO PRESS YOUR BURNING CHEEK TO HIS CHEST. YOU’VE ALREADY DEBASED YOURSELF ENOUGH TONIGHT. “you really shouldnt a run off like that" "WHAT, YOU WANTED ME TO DIG MY HEELS INTO THE GROUND AND DRAG EVERYONE INTO ANOTHER HALF HOUR OF POINTLESS BACK AND FORTH?" "but you wwerent evven wwrong though and you wwould havve heard me tell them as much if youd stayed" YOU DON'T SAY ANYTHING TO THAT, BUT HE SEEMS TO BE ABLE TO HEAR HOW LOUDLY YOU'RE THINKING. "if cant trust me to havve your back then wwhat am i supposed to do you didnt evven come to me yourself i had to come find you" HE'S RIGHT, AND OF COURSE HE KNOWS HE'S RIGHT. "I'M SOR–" "stop i didnt come to get an apology from you i came to make sure youre okay" YOUR TEETH DIG INTO YOUR LIP AS HIS COOL FINGERS WIPE AT YOUR WET CHEEKS. "so are you okay" YOU'RE BETTER NOW THAT HE'S HERE, BUT YOU DON'T TELL HIM THAT. YOU JUST NOD. "good" YOUR EXHAUSTED PAN STARTS TO SLOW AS YOUR MOIRAILS FINGERS COMB THROUGH YOUR HAIR IN CALM, SHORT STROKES. YOUR EYELASHES ARE STILL DAMP, BUT YOUR CHEEKS ARE MORE OR LESS DRY WHEN YOU FINALLY SUCCUMB TO THE URGE TO REST THEM AGAINST HIS CHEST. THE STEADY PUMPING OF HIS PUSHER LULLS YOU THE REST OF THE WAY TO SLEEP. #IMCOMING #ERIDANWEEK #RPF #ERIDANXREADER #PALEROMANCE
[PART ONE] YOU SQUEEZE YOUR GANDERBULBS SHUT, TRYING TO BLINK AWAY THE TEARS BLURRING YOUR VISION. YOU HATE THAT YOU CRY WHEN YOU’RE ANGRY. YOUR BULBS STING FROM THE SALT, AND YOUR WHOLE FACE BURNS FEVERISHLY HOT. YOU DON’T WANT ANYONE TO SEE YOU LIKE THIS, SO YOU HOLE YOURSELF AWAY IN A FAR CORNER OF YOUR UNLIT RESPITEBLOCK. NOT LIKE ANYONE IS COMING TO FIND YOU. NOT AFTER HOW YOU KILLED EVERYONE’S MOOD AND STORMED OFF. STILL, YOU’RE HALF BURIED IN YOUR MOST COMFORTING PILE IN SOME DESPERATE ATTEMPT TO HIDE YOUR SHAME FROM THE WORLD. YOU DON’T SEE THE VERTICAL SLICE OF OFFENDING LIGHT VIOLATE YOUR SAFE HAVEN AS IT SLOWLY GROWS AND QUICKLY SHRINKS, BUT YOU DO HEAR THE CLICK OF YOUR DOOR RETURNING TO ITS RIGHTFULLY SHUT STATE AFTERWARD. INSTINCTIVELY, YOU SHRINK IN ON YOURSELF. IF YOU HAD WANTED TO BE FOUND, YOU WOULDN’T BE HIDING. AS YOUR INTRUDER’S STEPS DRAW CLOSER, YOU CAN FEEL YOURSELF BRISTLING, ANGER COILING UP TIGHTLY, READY TO LASH OUT VIOLENTLY AT ANY SECOND. “are you really hidin after all that?” HIS TONE FALLS SOMEWHERE BETWEEN ANNOYED AND CONCERNED, BUT IT MELTS ALL YOUR TENSION AWAY IMMEDIATELY. YOU LIFT YOURSELF JUST SLIGHTLY OUT OF YOUR PILES SWEET EMBRACE TO TURN YOUR WATERY GAZE ONTO YOUR MOIRAIL. IF ANYONE WAS GOING TO SEE YOU LIKE THIS, AT LEAST IT WAS HIM. #IMCOMING #ERIDANWEEK #RPF #ERIDANXREADER #PALEROMANCE
IN ORDER TO KEEP UP WITH A MUCH TIGHTER #ERIDANWEEK TIMELINE THAN ORIGINALLY ANTICIPATED, I AM PUSHING BACK MY REVIEW OF “MIDNIGHT RAIN” TO PARTICIPATE IN THE WRITING CHALLENGE. AS DEEPLY TALENTED AS @archiveAddict IS, I CANNOT IN GOOD CONSCIENCE ALLOW HER TO CARRY THE WHOLE EVENT ON HER SHOULDERS ALONE. THE PROMPT I PICKED WAS “PALE.” DUE TO CHARACTER RESTRICTIONS, MY SUBMISSION WILL BE POSTED IN TWO PARTS. #IMCOMING
Nevver had much faith in lovve or miracles (Uh)
"#eridanweek day 1: flush*/pale" rankmaid-sensei (tags: Eridan Ampora/Reader, flushfic, chitfic, a walk on the beach, chittr mention, fluff, tsundere!eridan, #imcoming, writing prompt, archive rating: G) eridan had called you here to meet by the shore it was a strange thing! he was usually quite dismissive of your extended attempts at friendships, liking his chittr posts and commenting on what you could he didnt always reply, but he was always sending a like your way regardless there was always a flutter in your blood pusher when that notification appeared in your inbox the dm was unexpected but accepted nonetheless you gave a small wave and a happy smile when he approached, his eyes low and a nasty little grimace on his face "oh... is something wrong?" you asked, feeling nervousness begin to rise "wwhat? no nothins wwrong" he responded plainly with fluttering fins, brushing his fingers through his hair and purposefully avoiding looking at you you walk along the shore getting to know more about each other he says that hed been admiring your brash nature online, that he enjoyed the way you spoke your mind and cared little for the disagreements in your replies seemingly out of nowhere, the thick acidic scent of rain fills your senses, and droplets of slightly stinging rain begin to pour down on the two of you you feel eridan move in a bit closer, reaching for his cape and slowly arching an arm over you to protect you from the rain you bring your gaze up to ask him what he was doing, but you realize he was already looking at you red hearts held within wide eyes, cheeks flushed a deep violet, nothing but admiration on his sharp features he immediately flicks his face away with closed eyes and a tight frown to pretend he hadnt been caught as you continue to walk protected by his cape, flushed feelings swim between the two of you "i had a fine time but i wwould havve preferred it hadnt started fuckin rainin" "maybe next time we could hang out at my place?" you ask sheepishly "yeah wwhatevver maybe" you cant wait for the next notification notes: my eridan is quite sweet and gentle but i understand there are many different eridans so this is my take on a tsundere!eridan happy #eridanweek #imcoming
On your way to the stage at #eridanweek, DON'T FORGET to stop by our product demo stalls to test out the latest Commemorative Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP EDITION, complete with optional LETHAL MODE FEATURE. *Lethal Mode feature will be unavailable for demo testing at #eridanweek.
If the party wwas over And our time on Earth C wwas through (Ooh, ooh) (Eridan!)
Wwherever you go, that's wwhere I'll followw Nobody's promised tomorroww (yeah) (Eridan)
mmmmmmm.... #WereAllComing. #eridanweek. Together, }{aurum.
uh wwoww there are a lot a people here
I wwanna... (oh yeah) I just wwanna meet him
to the many inquirin minds screamin into the vvoid wwith wwitherin hope that someone anyone wwill explain wwhat #eridanwweek is obvviously its some kinda fuckin party
Time for the announcement I have been excited to make! To celebrate 100+ followers, I will be holding a meet and greet gala soon. Please respond here or in a post tagged #CofLGala with an image or collage of what you would wear to such an event. I will randomly choose a few fans to take pictures with to promote the newest entry in the #CotL series. Show off your finery for a chance to win a rendition from yours truly. Thank you for your time and I hope to see you there. https://i.ibb.co/nN4B6zcK/IMG-8771.jpg
god if you're real please crash the economy and everyone inside.
...okay. what is #eridanweek. is this a holiday? event? is this mandatory?
I'mm Calling All My Lovelies to Eridan Wweek! (Aww yeah) #eridanweek
read all about it: that account is 100% tavros n would never just be eridan masqueradin as the guy
suspiciously erifin shaped tavros account b like:
D --> Unfortunately Tavros tends to be easily misled so it could be him
is that even tavros or just erifin on an alt account pretendin to be him eelmao
I do not believe I will be in attendance at Eridan Week due to prior commitments, but I wish the event all the success it deserves. I am sure a representative from my team will be in attendance.
THE HATERS ARE ATTEMPTING TO SABOTAGE ME!!
I Said I Mustnt Interfere Dont Worry About It
i got permission to go to #eridanweek am i allowed to bully him
Many a dudebro razzing on my pal eridan and his week as if they were even invited to begin with!
I Suppose It Is Only A Matter Of Fact That I Will Be Attending Eridan Week #eridanweek
youll never believe it: papyrus just publicly stated that #eridanweek blows hole and that hed never attend it ever
What is this Eridan Week I am being asked about?
:33< i dont care :33< why would i care whos at a purrlace that if i had my way would be burned to the ground?
form a priv rp. the only context i'm giving for this piece is: "...Repent before me, sinner." https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a61a8bf37634.png
hes actually kind of like an introvert......
fuck you
you think evveryone on this wwhole flippin platform wwould just lie about comin
breaking news: everyone n their lusus is comin to #eridanweek cause its shapin up to be the biggest party since anythin ever
:33< mew guys are talking about eridan? :33< fur a w33k?!? :33< ERIDAN?!? :33< ugh stupid :33< wake meow up when mewere talking about p33 or mewri or meowi again :33< ... eridan of all trolls...
omg guyssss careful brunos gonna get shy LOL
>([i #eard troll bruno mars is gonna be at #eridanweek]
"why r u smiling at ur phonE" bc my friEbds♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ and i lovE friEnd♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ And im Happy♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️ FriEnds
NASTY NEPHEW SIMULATOR Your Top Uncle Exports this month: Eight (8) dollar bills $$$ Five (5) sticks of gum 🍭🍭 Three (3) Casino reciepts 💸 Two (2) Marlboro Reds 😛 Aim higher next time, kiddo!
/======================================\ || Yes. || || The #Maze is here to stay. || || || || Catch it if you can. || || || || || || || || || || || \======================================/
/======================================\ || != Come on down (2) || || to the #Maze. || || || || Here you can "Make them suffer || || for free. || || || || Just don't get lost yourself! || || || || || \======================================/
I WILL BE AT #ERIDANWEEK SO BE ON YOUR BEST BEHAVIOR. IF I SEE ANY BIGOTRY OR DISCRIMINATION AT THIS MOST HOLY OF EVENTS, THEN I WILL BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH MY BIG MEATY FISTS.
I'VE BEEN SEEING MUCH TALK ABOUT THIS "#ERIDANWEEK" ON MY FEED. I'M GUESSING IT'S SOME SORT OF EVENT? IT MUST BE VERY FAR AWAY FROM NOW IF I HAVEN'T GOTTEN MY INVITATION YET!
A weeklong festival celebrating a minor god in our beloved pantheon. Certainly worth the dimensional travel.
guess #immmmcommmming to #eridanwwwweek
i'm half dog. and i'm just stating that when it comes to my preffered animal, i choose canines
no but my tummy hurts my hair looks like shit and my eyes dont wanna stay open
Idk where yall stand but i'm on #TeamDogs
Don’t cry because Jiim Carey was eiither cloned or iimpersonated by some guy iin a mask. Smiile because iit happened.
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aint ready to talk about it
i saww to it personally that bs you subjected me to in the gruber x aint happenin at my wweek if i got somethin to say about it
the vvast fleet a gruber xl scuttlebuggies just got dispatched be on the lookout if you havve been dutifully chittin #imcoming to #eridanwweek you are goin to be collected
good! see. I knew you were one of the cool ones.
okay. well as long as you're where you are because you want to be and not because someone is making you be there.
yeah!! we could even get you higher than that bud. you don't have to settle for 6-7th
that's because no one can handle a real motherfucker. they dismiss what they can't keep up with. never let ANYONE. AND I MEAN ANYONE. SMITE YOUR SPIRIT. OKAY?
me wwaiting for #eridanwweek during wwednesday evveryone keep your eyes and fins peeled for a vvery special post from yours truly featuring a vvery gorgeous pair a beasts magical globes and a presentation on eco friendly lipstick brands and anti pollution resources https://cdnimgchestcom/files/cd7594a1a3b9png
and you and me. bud? we're at the top. }:B
you will want some kind of moisturizer to follow it though, it might dry your horns a bit! maybe get a mineral oil?
rubbing alcohol is a cleaning solution used for vsrious things, it wont be in the ladies section!
exactly. dog's gotta eat you know.
a manly man probably shouldnt care about that sort of thing, im sorry it is difficult. maybe you can ask a friend to get some for you? or just use alcohol.
OH. I SEEM TO HAVE uNINTENTIONALLY MADE YOu. SLIGHTLY PISSED. SORRY.
my mom was a woman and my other mom was a worse woman.
URRGHHHHH FINE. I'M MIXED IF ITS REALLY THAT BIG A DEAL.
i'm really in the mood for bacon. chills.
i got a medical condition.
the pigs are kind of assholes when you think about it because they beartrapped him when he was already leaving.
insane thing to say about a chemical that is designed to solve your problem.
my orbs for anyone wwho is wwonderin https://cdnimgchestcom/files/07cb20148cacjpeg
is anyone hungry? i knoww someone wwho is! i wwas just kicking my feet and pondering my big magical orbs wwhen this big lady came up out of the wwater to say hi and of course i had to toss a feww fresh fish into her wwaiting maww thats wwhy my hands alwways smell like fish #zoology #motherlife #strugglesofazoologist #wwet #lusiiarefriends https://cdnimgchestcom/files/d4fb43544047jpeg
yes, but stores have products to purchase!
fucking bars. i'm not even trying to be funny here. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O9DHH6Xi3cw
rubbing alcohol tends to work on most permanent inks! or nail polish remover just be careful.
sor²y bud²y you''re lIke thIs untIl your neXt molt
mmmmmmm... quickly forgotten trends aside, my employer is also working diligently and beautifully behind the scenes for #eridanweek . as always, i will serve as the filter between them and the filth so that only the worthy finds itself under the... mmm... euphoric span of their attention... i have also been instructed to state that #ImComing. #Coming, }{aurum.
Sometimes I think about being a wwoman.
HAPPY #ERIDANWEEK TO ALL WHO CELEBRATE. REMEMBER TO ANOINT YOUR FOREHEAD WITH ASHES TO COMMEMORATE HIS VICTORY OVER ALL LUSII. #IMCOMING
i lOvE wEEn
onE timE i put a bra on my littlE maxwEll and startEd crying and praying
hEs my hEro https://filE.gardEn/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagEn_2026-03-30_201058986.png
!WMW I think, ,women mediating womeN!
you may not be hip but you're pretty cool so it evens out.
fuck you're awesome. amazeballs even. is that closer to your era?
sighhh..h.h..h.h........ SIGHHHHHHHHH.H.............👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀
All this talk of alphas and omegas is literally only making me think of Pokemon Omega Ruby/Alpha Sapphire and NOTHING else. On the upside, though, that’s a pleasant thing to think about. Goated remake.
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chud is bad and not chud is good.
I don’t know what an Omega is but I’m assuming it’s this. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8698e28cd78d.png
#bouncingonit at #eridanweek will go a little something like this https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/da7bcea5ac8a.jpeg
just call people chuds or not chuds and you'll be okay.
tavros avert your eyes there's some sick. fucked up shit on there.
Tuesday works. @adiosToreador Count on that being your day to don your matching duds as well.
God, they ought to put you on NPR. Ok, sure. I will pick a couple of those many colors you so generously proffered.
We need to bet you a big ol buckle that says TAVVY across of it right above your groin.
Nothing would make me happier than spiffying up like a regular sunday regular in my zoot suit! I do believe the schedule best accommodates it when troll cher is set to rock the stage? Tuesday?
I can forward the request to my team. What colors would you like.
take away that damn apostraphe.
This is why I am c9unter-pr9p9sing #every9neweek in light 9f the gr9wing tensi9n am9ng Chittrers and t9 remind every9ne that we are all deserving 9f 6eing cele6rated f9r... whatever #eridanweek is meant t9 6e a cele6rati9n 9f. S9mething w9rthwhile, I'm sure. If y9u find y9urself dissatisfied with the current state 9f week-related disc9urse, please j9in me in my 6rand new campaign pr9m9ting #every9neweek.
@golgothasTerror What night are we coordinating outfits for #eridanweek . This is my proposal. Remember there's always a stark breeze out near the island. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5cf564c38966.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/12ee95805db6.PNG
needed to be said
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Lik£, Y£S!! Th£y r£ally lik£, w£r£ <3
Like many of you, #ImComing to #Eridanweek. As is my cohost @golgothasTerror . We're bringing the Rumble from da Patch straight to the shipwreck, performed for those in attendance and streamed live for those #Coming at home. Blows will be exchanged, sparks will fly, and maybe we'll make a little love along the way. Support the man of the week @caligulasAquarium and be there for our threesome on Thursday.
Lik£, old pictur£ of my lusus! https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/lususpic3_1.png
Don't worry, the pain will get easier once he's no longer suffering. LOL (Lots of love.)
we have 2 put down john.
Anyone looking to... argue? https://file.garden/acYGB0TJx2SamzBi/iseeyou.gif
LETS GOOOOO ERIDAN WEEK #eridanweek
↗️I DON'T KNOW WHAT #ERIDANWEEK IS.↗️ ↘️#imcoming.↘️ ↗️OKAY.↗️
I'm not at liberty to discuss the other days, but what I can tell you is that Thursday will be threesome themed. Be there.
#imcoming to #eridanweek ! 0v0 DAY ONE: FLUSH / PALE DAY TWO: CUCK CHAIR / FUDANSHI THRONE DAY THREE: HURT/COMFORT / WHUMP DAY FOUR: PITCH / ASHEN DAY FIVE: MAGIC / SCIENCE DAY SIX: GUNPLAY / WANDPLAY DAY SEVEN: MARCH / COSPLAY writing prompt itinerary: @captiousGestures (tags: Eridan Ampora/Chittr, eridan week, daily writing prompts, archive rating: E)
ooo wait.... i know those *feels better* *is normals*
*SNIFFLE* *SNUFFLE*
#bouncingonit at #eridanweek
tavros..............
y does everything have 2 be so terrible all the time.....
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hello! i am interested in participating in #eridanweek but i cannot seem to find the prompts anywhere 0o0 if someone could send me the prompt list that would be appreciated arigatou! (tags: Eridan Ampora & The Rankmaid, #eridanweek, writing prompts, #nsfw, archive rating: ♒︎)
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Lik£, #imcoming #£ridanw££k
As the inventor of #DynamaXBands I'm often asked to eXplain the technology and its various usages in the #Fiduspawn card game. Developed utilizing our patented energy source, these equip-able bands make use of an eXploit in timespace, causing the rapid eXpansion of any fiduspawn into a towering monstrosity. This beast, known as a DynamaX Fiduspawn, has the special ability to give its average-sized counterpart a sense of inadequacy in not only size, but performace. Additionally, some fiduspawn will take on new physical attributes as well as its rapid growth. These are known as GigantamaX Fiduspawn. The bands themselves also come integrated with an AI assistant, thanks our partnership with #ChitGPT. - MC Oleana
kayyyy K FINE heres my tier list for freddy vs jason super scary smashers: all stars (2034) (4 the sega slider) since every1 was so curious https://i.ibb.co/ywRLMT3/tierlist.png
why do they have to say what is in jeoperdy
I was restraining myself considerably. Maybe letting loose would’ve prevented what happened, but honestly, I wasn’t about to turn around and do the same shit to him that he was doing to me.
Fucking *thank* you, Tavros, for being able to tell the difference.
﹕ⵌ┆I missed the wh⨀le thing. What happened?
this guy wants to bE my matEsprit or somEthing😂😂 why arE you commEntin on all my posts!!!!
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Okay Upon My Reconsideration We May Need You To Come Counsel The Mother Grub On Her Feelings
exhausti0n is kinda like death when y0u think ab0ut it.
another me neglected a daughter so if theres any jade children in paradox space ill try to take care of you so you dont need to deal with a bad home life :/
Alright. You're hired.
y'know tags are there for a reason you sick freaks #incest
#imcoming <3
good evvenin to my loyalists its here its time its nubday wwhich makes it #eridanwweek
https://cdn.1mgch3st.com/f1l3s/53c2484777f6.png w3 4r3 b31ng g1v3n som3 opt1ons. 1 4m unsur3 wh4t to choos3.
I'm not bilingual or anything but I swear that is not the intonation of the naks you use in a formal setting.
I have a feeling my hired consort translator may be absolutely hamfisting this meeting.
The Mother Grub Has Turned Herself Towards An In Opportune For Feeding And Refuses To Face Me
Good Morning They Are Opening The Brooding Caverns An Hour And A Half Later Than Standard Practice
maybe hes a bit too young for that i think
if my kid likes mlp so what he doesnt like swords and rocks so what thats my thing to complain about dont reply to my chits if you are just gonna be stupid about it
STOP COMPL1M3NT1NG TH3 STUP1D OUTF1TS J1NX PUTS M3 1N
߷ - yEAH! oF COURSE THEY DO! lOOKIE HTTPS://FILE,GARDEN/ACtTMg-Lgd3fOe4p/FIDGET%20spin,GIF
߷ - oH HEY cHITTR WHAT'S- wHAT THE HECK IS EVERYONE TALKING ABOUT WITH #SELFCEST WHAT EVEN IS THAT #NSFW ig
whaTT happened 2 geTTTTiing #pjackk #challenge TTrendiing. my chumcoiin ii2 fuckiing done 4 hTTTTp2://f2.TToyhou.2e/fiile/f2-TToyhou-2e/iimage2/117534406_61LiihvKGLEcbCYQ.png
dont hurt yourself tavros!
concept: holding yourself close, biting into your shoulder as you go at a pace thats just right "you like it like that?" you mumbled under to your breath, hearing a pathetic moan leave your lips in response "you know we do" (tags: Reader/Reader, #selfcest, #nsfw, #nsfwe, thank you chittr trends, archive raiting: E)
D --> That is very in character considering
HTTPS://I.POSTIMG.CC/T707CSBY/TUMBLR-93682A230B096179464360F403ECA29D-ED17B3B6-400.PNG TO THE GIRL READING THIS. NEVER STOP WORKING. AND GRINDING. AND KILLING. AND MAIMING. AND UNLEASHING MAYHEM. BETRAYAL. AND PAIN. ON EVERYONE AROUND YOU. ONE DAY. THESE INSTINCTS. WHICH SEEM "DESTRUCTIVE." AND "TOXIC." WILL BE FORGED. INTO SECRET WEAPONS. TO HELP YOU ACHIEVE. THE ULTIMATE GOAL. ART BY DOGSPRITE @ TUMBLR. #NEWPINNED #ULTIMATESCRATCHDEATHFOREVER #SLOW #PAINFUL #FANTASY #FORNOW #HEEHEE #HAAHAA
1f 1 met another me 1 th1nk we would just play f1duspawn together probably... but we gonna be the best at 1t at the same t1me, so...
really missin crazy moments in flarp history right noww
JUST EFFORTLESSLY SHUT DOWN A PRANKSTER (USED IN LIEU OF THE WORD "TROLL" FOR OBVIOUS REASON) IN MY DMS! SOMETIMES MY OWN VERBAL DEXTERITY AMAZES EVEN MYSELF! #GREATPOSTING
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y0u kn0w what, i change my mind. i prefer the pity reacts 0ver pe0ple in my n0tificati0ns trying their best t0 piss me 0ff t0night.
YOU KNOW WHAT, I THINK I'VE COME UP WITH A NEW ALTERNATIVE TO #VAGUEPOSTING. I PRESENT TO YOU ALL: #GREATPOSTING! IN WHICH YOU POST ABOUT THE GREATNESS OF YOURSELF OR ANOTHER! *WINK WINK*!
n0. i w0uld n0t.
ohhhhhhhhhhhh. ok, that was pretty creative of you.
i wish i c0uld hate a chitt twice.
お疲れさまでした。. あなたはまた、私の避けられない殺しまくるから免れてきました。 #VIOLENCE
i do not understand.
Hell yes queen post that!! Whatever the fuck you just said!
あなたのサポートに感謝します。 私が最終的にすべての人を殺すとき、あなたは免れるでしょう。
we should start fusing trending hash tags together. #vaguepissing .
私が彼らを殺していないことは誰もが幸運です。#VIOLENCE
↘️stop saying nonsense on my post now. ↘️
↘️what.↘️ ↗️WHO IS THAT.↗️
Thank you for your support, er... Riplei.
UGH ye? get them!!!! #womeninthekitchen #baking #gi<lbo??
#Vagueposting - SOME OF YOU don't know the difference between a butter crust and a shortbread crust and it shows.
↘️i am kind of like a voice of reason that everyone listens to.↘️
i heard were #vagueposting sooo i kinda miss him in a weird way 0x0
Why w⓪uld we ever want t⓪ g⓪ s⓪mewhere like that…
this is for all you fuckers that clearly dont knoww shit bout large bodies of wwater youd think this stuff wwould be fuckin obvvious but past experience has taught me otherwwise so lemme lay some things out for you numbskulls theres alwways somethin fuckin dangerous lurkin nearby youll float as long as you curl into a ball so dont fuckin flail nevver go into the wwater wwith someone you dont fully trust thats all the tips i havve for tonight noww get lost #oceanthoughts
OK. I TECHNICALLY AGREE WITH THIS. #ERIDANWEEK
GOOD POINT! I MUST SIMPLY USE THIS AS AN EXERCISE FOR MY IMAGINATION! A PITY I DID NOT THINK OF THAT MYSELF.
I'M GROWING TO DISLIKE THIS "#VAGUEPOSTING" GOING ON. IT PAINS ME TO NOT KNOW THE FULL STORY! MY CURIOSITY IS NEARLY AS GREAT AS ME MYSELF!
How do I make someone not follow me. There is a specific person I do not want tracking me again
You're so right Tavros #ImWithHer mew~ 💖✨
This is the funniest thing I've read all day holy shit
Why cant a girl just go do hotgirl shit sometimes. Its always no vriska you cant do that. Vriska im calling the cops on you. Vriska youre going to jail. And never you go girl. Honestly ashamed in the lack of support from everyone
A Single You’re Welcome Would Have Sufficed But I Will Pity This Reply Anyway Because I Appreciate You Trying
Thank You Tavros. Nothing Further Just Thank You
I Am As I Have Been Explained In Depth What The Phrasing Means Back On My Bullshit
fUcK YeAh dUdE YoU GoT ThAt mAkE SoMe mIrAcLeS HaPpEn aNd gEt iN ThAt "WoRlD CuP" oR WhAtEvEr tHe hUmAnS GoT GoInG On tHeRe
X The fact that someone would commit the sin of eating unseasoned chicken is disturbing. x
you dont know jack about pokemon if you think this. okay like there are some pokemon who are literal deities. there is a pokemon god. arceus could thanos snap those lions out of existence. mewtwo is there and he's like a walking nuclear bomb of pure psychic power NOT TO MENTION the LITERAL gods of TIME AND SPACE. dialga and palkia. motherfuckin LIONS dont have SHIT on one of every pokemon
m8n Who are 8ll these trolls 8nd hum8ns? not 8 Single f8miliar face
I Am Going To Wear Socks With Sandals #FashionCrime
anybody mad at me tonight just checkin in
J££vik w££k has lik£, nothing on #£ridanw££k #imcoming
Something Tells Me That May Not Be The Case
blow a kiss to the igneous, hottest around! the only rock that started from the underground. and its coarse when its forced to just chill in the crust! i got the gift of gabbro, turn my haters to dust! and if i had to choose either diorite, andesite on one? ill never die, spit fire like fighters in the second world war, getting higher off the fire off the volcano core! lava cools down faster when its extrusive. hear that laughter? thats cuz you blew it. vesicular: you can see through it, felt sick to your stomach, you spew-intrusive igneous beneath the surface of the earth. intuitively loses heat in service of the birth. of plutonic rock like the greek god of hell. blew off the top like when pompeii fell! too hot to stop as my confidence swells, shoes gotta drop like theyre nikes on sale! got obsidian lines so sharp you cant touch it! im the dark crystal, the rest of yall muppets! if youre being pragmatic you can call me magmatic, set the block off in a panic, survivors up in the attic. who have had it up to here with my pyroclastic flow! take their house out from underthem like bank foreclo-sure, it might not be too easy to see it, earths crusts 90 percent igneous, worked up from the ground undefeated, blew up left nobody else breathin.
My Name Is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 15.3 Sweeps Old. My Hive Is In The Northeast Section Of Morioh, Where All The Villas Are, And I Have No Permanent Quadrants. I Work As An Employee For The Kame Yu Department Stores, And I Get To My Hive Every Day By 8 Am At The Latest. I Don't Smoke, But I Occasionally Drink. I'm In Bed By 11 Am, And Make Sure I Get Eight Hours Of Sleep, No Matter What. After Having A Glass Of Warm Milk And Doing About Twenty Minutes Of Stretches Before Going To Bed, I Usually Have No Problems Sleeping Until Morning. Just Like A Grub, I Wake Up Without Any Fatigue Or Stress In The Morning. I Was Told There Were No Issues At My Last Check-up. I'm Trying To Explain That I'm A Person Who Wishes To Live A Very Quiet Life. I Take Care Not To Trouble Myself With Any Enemies, Like Winning And Losing, That Would Cause Me To Lose Sleep At Night. That Is How I Deal With Society, And I Know That Is What Brings Me Happiness. Although, If I Were To Fight I Wouldn't Lose To Anyone.
yeah !! its important to be kind but not let people walk all over you either.
>([lowkey my w#ole existence is jus an experiment to try an concoct a post t#ats upsettin to anyone wit any beliefs at all]
GRRRRR DON'T GET ME FUCKING STARTED IN THE DUMBEST GOD DAMN NAME ON GRRRRTH!!!!
anyone who calls me yiffy repeatedly will be getting a block. 3 yiffs and you're fucking out of here buster.
being nice and being a pushover are not the same thing, and i wish more people knew that :(!!
umm... you know what? good for you :)! i will leave it there. i do agree keeping some youth in your heart is important!!
see. look at him. he's a god damn gentleman with some whimsy. is that so wrong?
tavros.. sometimes it is hard to read your messages. im glad youre finding more confidence in yourself though! big boy just um.. has childish implications? i guess.
yeah? because he is. congrats on reading.
he just called himself a big boy in your comments.
he's more of a responsible adult than 90% of the fuck ups i know.
i dont think 'alpha' and 'tavros' go in the same sentence... :p
i'm acknowledging @adiosToreador as the better and inherently alpha tavros. any other ones can take their rightful place as the betas and omegas of the tavros totem. capiche?
i think that would be fucking awesome actually. put me on the field coach.
ohh ye8h th8t sounds more like its something for H8rry or T8v or i guess th8t 8itch yiffy could 8enefit from that? shrug
I think its silly in that sort of way that makes me have my mail checked.
I for one am pretty fond of creatorfiction! Far be it from me to yuck somebodys yum even if some of the ideas are far from fact?
Finally taking some time, since I've 8een so fucking 8ored l8ly, to review all the 8ullshit that happened leading up to my whole "helltiering" thing. Like, what everyone else was doing.
siiiiiiiigh after 8eing pestered Non-stop i FIN8LLY joined chittr
I stack racks so fat, bitches be thinking they're silicone. They don't make them like they make me anymore, man. I'm a demon. I'll clown your whole squad for bus fare and then WALK. Prankster's Gambit so high and my dick's still bigger. Make my wife wear groucho glasses while she rides it, call that shit beaglepussy. #nsfw
No kidding.
I Just Sent It Again Tavros Can You See My Grub Pictures
I promised that if my previous post received enough likes, I would show you all which piece of godfiction inspired me to lobby for the criminalization of godfiction, and I intend to follow through. It was not a literary work as you might suspect, but a video. It has now been taken down, but you may recognize these screenshots. Let me know if you do. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1d43b6ab0101.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fc41a01b715e.png
i foregot u guys were still around LOL
Strikingly Familiar Emoticon Composition Aside Seeing As You Are A Seadweller You May Be Well Served By A Portable Hand Mister For Your Land Faring Occasions https://skaiazon.net/perfectly-generic-brand-prongheld-humidity-and-breeze-blender/dp/b0brk8r4xd/?_encoding This Is One I Recommend To New Custodians Of Seadwelling Wigglers
I Think You Would Do Best By Taking More Time For Yourself To Practice Specific And Intentional Self Care
CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! hello
I'm curio+us what so+rt o+f advice yo+u wo+uld have in sto+re fo+r me.
What if you're my most glaringly apparent need?
I Have No Idea Who You Are But To Put This In The Most Gentle Way Possible I Would Take Every Deliberate Practice Of Your Aesthetic Presentation And Immediately Stop Doing That In Favor Of Something Perhaps Anything Else
Hello I Think You Are Someone Who Would Be Well Served By An Earlier Cupe Time Dont You Agree Legislacerator
Tavros Why Would Squinting Help If It Is The Files That Are Not Attaching
I may not post much 8ut remem8er, I am always watching. ::::)
Coming Back To My Hive After A Hard Days And Seeing My Lovely Matesprit, How Nice A Calm Life Can Be.
:33 < ughhhhhh who else is suffuring in this heatwave #earthc
Please Note That It Will Have To Be With A " Reply " To My Post As Conversely I Will Lose Your Notification
Yeah okay, sure, why not, I don't have anything 8etter going on right now.
Im Kind Of Bored So Since I Have Been Relieved Of My Duties For The Forgoing Please Respond To This Post And I Will Dispense A Mote Of Advice Specifically Tailored To Your Most Glaringly Apparent Needs
A [][]uman bible was left on my doorstep wit[][] an address. T[][]at damn priest knows w[][]ere I fucking live. If I end up missing, it's [][]is fault.
Tavros Can You Not See My Photos I Am Trying To Attach Them
And Also I Could Not Text Back Contemporaneously As My Hands Were Filled With Grubs
I Am Sorry The Significance Of Human Anthony John Soprano Shaving His Eyebrows When Taken Together With Human Anthony Seniors Line About Poppers And The Odd Filial Rituals In Corollary Was Lost On Me I Forgot Things From The Earlier Seasons
Your Support Means Magnitudes To The Mother Grub In This Nervous Time
And No You May Not Ask As To What She Is Not Obligated To Share That With The Public
The Brooding Caverns Are Closed Today Because The Mother Grub Got Nervous
omgg im so TIRED *le yawn*
*yyaaaaaaaaaaaawn*
*le yawns on u*
correct #shescoming #vvirtually
wworkin my trigger frond to the fuckin bone buildin up an adequate cadavver stockpile such that gl'bgolyb wwill keep her vvoice dowwn throughout #eridanwweek but troll cher wwill be performin so the grind is wworth it
is this abuot two boys if the answer is yes can you send me the thread so i can read it and tell them to keep going and if its not two boys then i agree with you
No no, [][]e does. [][]e actually doesn't s[][]ut up, and literally blackmailed me.
D --> 🐴 Horsle 🐴 29 Mar 2026 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 https://cabletwo.net/horsle
Id [][]ate to interrupt, but trust me on t[][]is: You don't want to deal wit[][] t[][]is guy.
Hmmm... Perhaps you need a dictionary /and/ a bible. I can provide! - Colossians 3:9-10
Recount ain't mean /counting/ on that sense, friend! To recount is to tell someone about something. To give an account of an event or experience! Just as those who speak their stories in the bible. Their life-altering experiencing with the Lord. - Proverbs 10:8
It ain't worldbuilding if the world is already built, my friend. We are already in God's creation, as we are ourselves God creation. The recounts within the bible are truth! - John 17:26
No, no, no. God is known as God. He is the Heavenly Father, just as much as He is Jesus Christ. However, Jesus walked among humans many thousands of years ago, as opposed to God. While God is the thing of creation, never before has He graced humanity with His presence. Not since the incident in the Garden of Eden. - John 15:8
Well there's God then there's Jesus Christ of Nazareth, but most would argue they are one in the same. Jesus is just as much God's son as he is God Himself. We mustn't forget the Holy Spirit neither! There's quite a few other points of hierachy. If I must choose a denomination to follow, which generally I avoid as I find it limiting, Catholicism. - Proverbs 12:25
Why, the christian God, friend! A good few human's worship Him as the one true divine! The holiest of the holy! The cleansers of sinners and savior of those who hold Him in their hearts of true faith! I would be more than happy to divulge more if you're interested, my friend. - Revelation 3:19
kid named finger? nah. kid named kinger.
DO NOT FORGET THE CHANCE OF SEEING A VERY COOL SKELETON POSTING ABOUT HIS VERY COOL LIFE!
WELL GOOD AFTERNOON, FRIENDS!! Today is Sunday, and for those who are unfortunate enough to not know, it's the holiest day of the week! Sunday is observed as a day of worship and rest, holding it as both the Lord's Day and the day of Christ's resurrection. Usually on Earth, folks would attend church every fine Sunday. However, given my current inability to do so, I've spent this morning studying my bible. Remember ; obstacles does not make something impossible. Just because I can't attend church like a human don't mean I can't worship God like a christian! Soon you'll all see the err of your ways and walk alongside me. - Psalm 119:160
As you are blissfully unaware, hatred fuels me. Invigorates me. Has me swooning at the edge of my seat. Continue with your ~hate~ towards me and I may be inclined to marry you.
@circuitousTautology hello your replies still arent coming through for some reason ive tried resetting my husktop a few times but i am still receiving no notifications from you cna you try replying here maybe? ( tags: The Rankmaid/Exemplar Danklook, original art, archive rating: G ) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1477f9d3d1f1.png
Ugh omfg dee dont plug the stupid simpsons shit ~_@
so, real intro post, hi! i'm deejay. and since i guess it's important; my mom is jade harley, my dad is dave strider, and my crabdad is karkat. i like skating and knife tricks, and just like stunts in general?? fall on my ass a bunch but getting up's the important part. 8J i like frogs and dogs and critters, i like making dubstep - not super good at it, but i have fun! ask me about my simpsons ocs hehehe 8P
exemplar hhave you ahd time to sign the centerfold i drew of you ive sent it a few times but i havent received messages back please respond thank you
D --> The opps are meager in number and weak in conviction
D --> The opps are coming around to me
i need to go pick thing up today like karkats charger but thinking about leaving my hive makes me feel extremely sick and afraid i think i am going to have to do it later 0n0”
If This Is What You Call Earth’s “finest” Cuisine Then I Think Humans Maybe Need To Rethink Their Lifestyles
Hello Again Everyone. I Am Sitting Outside The Costco Awaiting Further Updates On A Message I Was Asked To Send To The Crockercorp Account And Am Trying Something Called A Chicken Bake. I Do Not Know How A Chicken Was Baked Into This Because It Just Looks Like A Pocket Of Grubloaf Without The Grub But I Will Give You My Review Soon
Also Yes I Did Buy The Stupid Airfryer It Is Literally Just A Regular Airfryer With Sunglasses That Cost Me 40 Human Dollars. Do Not Ask Me Why I Paid For That I Don’t Have A Good Answer For You
i think im at my fucking limit
that was a good night for u? <:(
goodnight....... #CONFLICTED
jake....... jake
let that travvesty nevver be spoken of again i got an enormously urgent communique to offload upon this timeline anywway @imCher WWILL BE PERFORMIN AT #ERIDANWWEEK DATE TBD #IMCOMING
My head hurts why.
>([c#illaxin in t#is #gruber ride flyin solo lots a room to kick my feet up and spread out]
ok yea he distracted me w/ #HisPea but hes still on my aggro list #TRAITOR
hell be ok his heads like rlllllllly hard #WakeUpJake
hey guys, papyrus here. thought of something super urgent to do before i hit the hay. do you guys like my new banner? i think its pretty cool.
uber X wwill not be permitted transportation for #eridanwweek im sentencin all mid size scuttlebuggies to summary annihilation on sight its XL only
its so quiet now
#HisPea #ItSeemsSoSmallFromUpThere
0_0
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ah... The sereniTy of vasT, near noThingness...
All my problems seem so small from up here. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/076cef03c418.png
and just when i thought i could put away the bullshit meter for the evening
#NobodyCanSaveUButUrself
oh wait i can just teleport
#ImOut #PulledOut #Teleprotted #ImRoofNow
IM KILLING THEM #Killing
im goin for it passenger sides open
wwe are in some kinda untethered middlespace wwith nothin but vvoid all around us evver think a that wwise guy
equius where equious #DRIVETOME #HELP #MIDDLESEAT
goodbye john..... i always thought u were so..... so...............................
im going 2 kill them #KillingThem
i am sure everything will be ok roxy.
#JustDeath4TheUber
DIRK
in case u never see me again
WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HOWWWWWWWWW IS JAKE ASLEEP!!!!!!!!! #HisSleepyCigarette
DONT GO LOUDER
PLS JUST STOP MOVING TAVROS
think of a dry windy desert tavros!!
Crab Rangoon 🦀
#TooLoud
to #eridanwweek
[ NOW PLAYING: https://open.spotify.com/track/5mc6EyF1OIEOhAkD0Gg9Lc?si=404604ce6e2142e8 ]
we took 2 long to get ready (no i wasnt trying to convince them to jump any1 there in particular) (he wouldve known we were gonna do that)
I RETURNED MY FOCUS TO THIS SITE ONLY TO FIND THAT I HAVE RECIEVED MY FIRST "HATE" REACTION... I'M SURE THIS WAS NOT WITHIN THEIR INTENTION, BUT THIS ONLY SERVES TO MOTIVATE ME FURTHER! THE KEY INDICATOR OF FAME IS THE HATERS ATTEMPTING TO SABOTAGE YOU! HASHTAG OWNED!!!
sorry i thot u said vore the 1st time u said it cuz the musics loud
is dirk music not vore music
id reprimand your frugality irl but i cant hear you ovver this vvociferous trash
I DONT KNOW HE ORDERED THE X I THOUGHT HE GOT THE XL
YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE RICH
its an uber x i thot jake got the xl but he got the x
this uber aint xl in the slightest wwhat flippin givves
#GetItGrl ;))))))
is not xl jake ordered an uber x i thot he did an xl
wow #teatime
is this why tavros is about to pee all over eridan in a car? #nsfw #nsfwe .
youre gonna give the driver the aux eventually tho right
this is NOT an uber xl @jake
ok yaaaaaaaa
[ NOW PLAYING: https://open.spotify.com/track/781V2Y5LPtcpgONEOadadE?si=ce9c0f148cbf4ff4 ]
#Bump
OK MAYBE THIS IS YOUR HEART BUT NOT 4 ME RITE???? NOT 4 ROXY???????????? #pleas
john i m so fuckin car trapped rn plz dont do this this isnt ur heart
omf eridan is doing DEEEEEATH DAGGER EYES rn
WE R ALL IN THE CAR RN JOHN PLZ NO PISS TRICKS
AND ME!!!!! YOURE SITTING NEXT TO ME!!!!!!!!
glad some1 can manspread up there in shotgun....... :/ #WhenWillBeEnuff
HELP US
SOMEWHERE IN PARADOX SPACE, A GAGGLE OF SHITBRAINED MORONS ARE ON A ROAD TRIP. I'M GLAD I'M NOT THERE.
oh he would ABSOLUTELY not be upset by it in that case.
i think eridan is maybe the one person who would not be upset by that actually.
drop your pants.
TAVROS YOU NEED TO HOLD IT
pls dont say it like that :(
Probably Party Rock Anthem
it sounds like skrillex
:33< oh tavros.... you sw33t summer grub...
:33< oops, fell into a purrcarious position whatefur will i dooooo :33c #nsfw https://wimg.rule34.xxx//samples/1076/sample_ac6a94bb0fd6e01b908756d08b83a225.jpg?13638828
=( Alright. Here's your next scheduled "Atlans Appearance." Although it seems my selfies have proven to be quite popular, I do hope that something more "professional" is still pleasing enough to my audience. https://files.catbox.moe/ojls20.jpg )
you think THATS sad? do you even remember what happened to rouxls kaard in chapter 5 after he got the shadow crystal? he literally was blasted with more knowledge than his brain could handle and went insane! lead to an amazing secret boss tho, crazy how we had to bring lancer in from chapter 3 in order to beat him
WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW FAST MY POPULARITY IS RISING. I THINK THIS CALLS FOR ME TO THANK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS INDIVIDUALLY IN A SINGULAR CHITT! AHEM. @eB , @alacritousCadaver , @apocalypticLight , @timidTechnologist , @obvertSoftware , @tipsyGnostalgic , @agamemnonsTheory , @warioepicFan , @dichotomousDecency , @computerizedCarcinogen , @pomniJester , AND LAST (BUT MOST CERTAINLY NOT LEAST), @citrineTectrix ! FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY SKELETAL HEART THAT I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE, THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT!
HELLO, TAVROS! YOUR OBSERVATIONAL SKILLS DO NOT BETRAY YOU, AS I TRANSCEND EVEN THE UPPER ECHELON OF "COOL"!
WOWIE!!! A WHOLE THREE FOLLOWERS!!! OF COURSE, I KNOW MY OWN WORTH, AND THIS DOESN'T COME AS THAT MUCH OF A SURPRISE... BUT GOODNESS! I'M ALREADY SHAPING UP TO BE A CELEBRITY HERE!
thank you sweet little tavros! i would lift you up and give you a happy spin if i could 0u0
thank you for 10k kults! i will post my proper thank you when i am back from the party ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, i hope the dress fits!, archive rating: G) #teatime
/| A Lot Of Us Use Periods! Some Don't Due To Typing Quirk Reasons Though. |\
hrrrgghh the voices hrrgghhh 20% off your next purchase of 30 dollars or more when you use the crockercorp™ mobile app NOOOOOOOOOOOO BE GONE!!!!!!!!!!!
heh! i'm siccing @arachnidiansGrasp on ALL of you pervs! #nopervsallowed #nomoreMILFhunting
is there anything more embarrassing than double and triple and quadruple and QUINTUPLE texting? UGHx10!! #fml
Okay, does this l∞k c∞l or is it l8me?
I'm hoping this new quirk thing is c∞l and doesn't just totally 8low.
that makes it even more important r U stupid???????????
dont mind if i dont typE thE first lEttEr just im ginE it bEing in thosE sp cEs
warn them!!!!!!!!!!! i have experience w/ shitty matesprits and if sm1 had told me he was going 2 b a fakey fake arsehole 2 me i wouldnt of had 2 break his nose!!! >:U
YER LIKE A GREY @IMBISCUITS. THAT'S MY SIDEKICK. BE THAT FER @HEARTSBOXCARS. BE THAT.
NOT YOU KID. YOU DON'T KNOW EM LIKE WE KNOW EM. LOOK AT ME.
it could, but if you dont warn them, they could think youre an asshole if it does go badly later for not doing it. but also, it is for them to figure out. its really what you want and need to do for your own mental health, tavros. either way i support you 0u0
Advice on matters of the heart.
YER TUMMY IS UNRUBBED FER GOOD BUDDY. GET USED TO IT.
WHY DO YOU MENTION ME HERE FOR?
you can warn them but dont let it ruin you! they can listen or they wont. its up to them after you tell them!
@heartsBoxcars @hegemonicBrute .
TYPICALLY I TRY TO WRITE A BARE-ALL ROCK BALLAD ABOUT IT OR MAYBE MOLOTOV THEIR HIVESTEM. Choose well.
wait wait what was your fathErs namE why doEs his map fEEl just likE h̴̜̿́u̴͚̦͠m̸̯̮̾͛͒̿͝ͅa̶̜͒̈́͜n̵̦͎̗̆̓̅̍͘ ̸̲̼͙̣̐͂͜s̴̱͙͙͆̇k̴̠͕̉̿̃i̸̤͔͎͍̖͂n̶̦̪̎ hElp mE bEsidE thE boiling tEndrils hElp mE why do thE trEEs havE vEins? arE thErE bugs on mE? i fEEl thE oozing, crEEping, throbbing Eggs all shifting insidE mE #lyric #body-horror
The humans have a game called "Final Fantasy" but it's never the final fantasy they keep making new ones. Ego sum ira Domini.
oh that would be the worst! id hate to be allergic to gidget, even if he is a bastard
Sometimes you just want to watch a sweet morsel with a lip bristle torn asunder by his own jelly-spine. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/00324917b270.jpeg
having a meowbeast is all fun and games until youre at the club shedding their fur from your outfit
iiit's offiiiciiially over for all you fooliiish cretiiins. *iii* have arriiived upon thiiis piiitiiiful exucse for a "websiiite" and shall now begiiin doiiing the most siiiniiister of numbers. you may now bow! mmmhmhmhmhmhmhm!!!
if anybody likEs my posts again i will crash out!!!!!👀👀👀
i gotta go sit by a ski ball machine & think abt my gender or smth
why would any1 block mE im litErally thE main charactEr
WAIT WAIT WAIT.
#MeNTheBffsieVacillate #LuvVacillatingWBestie yusssss
man i havent been on in a while wonder what everyone is getting up to maybe it wont be so bad this time
I hadn't expected my comment section to come to death grips over whether or not one can (I'm learning the term is) "vacillate" between quadrants willy-nilly. I received answers judging the action from vaguely cringeworthy to the borderline unacceptable. I still don't know what to think.
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*ANNOUNCEMENT* Too many anti-crocker capers have been pulled across my feed for my liking and its with a PROUD and VALIANT stand that i pledge myself in alliance with my good friend jane (@gutsyGumshoe for the uninitiated). Her guidance is stalwart and while we may come to blows here and there on accounting of our tactful social beefing based purely on statistics and little else (friendship remains rock solid keep your paps at bay and your screenshots of this flare untaken) i say it with certainty that she would NEVER do any of the junk she has priorly been accused of such as i think eating people? You rancorous cads couldnt bud up enough talent between you to do a fishs whisker worth of what she does!! And ALL while NOT chowing down on the less fortunate than us might i add she has donated many a pretty penny to the carapacian cause. The stand mixers at their canless shelters have never been shinier nor redder. If you find yourself prepping a slanderous knownothing post about her kindly steer it elsewhere and give ME a heads up so that i might disengage from your poppycock posthaste. Arigato.
To those among you presently grappling with the recent accusations of cannibalism against me, I would like to offer TWO think pieces to tickle your budding minds. First: is it cannibalism to consume a member of a totally distinct sapient species? Secondly: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f349bad3640d.png
i don't know why she named him that. i didn't even know there was anyone else named that until you showed up. maybe she's just unoriginal.
oh you're not the dad. his dad is some boy bimbo with a giant head. I think that's why his skull is so easy to hit
8ut like, the 8s are recogniza8le atp.
I'm almost half tempted to swap out my 8s for ∞s in light of my whole, y'know, infinity thing
Please Behave Yourselves My Daughter Is On This Website. Frowning Face Emoticon
i. what???? you have a kid....
"she eats people!?" you mean the great big huge plump very large rubenesque fat girl ceo
finally there's someone else who's a little rager here.
that isnt mE thats just somE rando dont listEn to his liEs
taking cØmmissiØns. yØu give me 10 bØØnbucks. and i dØ nØthing. :)
✿ h𖧧𖧧ps://cdn.𖥧mgches𖧧.c❦m/f𖥧les/ebc9aecc229a.png ✿ ✿ 𖧧h❦ugh 𖧧he cause ❦f many #h❦rr❦r s𖧧❦r𖥧es, xyla𖧧chers are harmless unless pr❦v❦ked. jus𖧧 s𖧧ay y❦ur d𖥧s𖧧ance and y❦u sh❦uld be f𖥧ne ✿
LICKED A PUMPKIN TODAY. HASH TAG INSPIRATIONAL.
Just a recent trend I've seen.
What a waste of perfectly good oil! Do you know how many 8lowholefiends I'll have to kill to replace it all?
blehghrg!!! its like a bad joke but in a funny way !!! you dont actually have to apologize ://
Take my hand! I can show you a better world! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d92c32d0d25f.png
- Dude, that was flipping fantastic. 😂😂😂 Do you have any mmore?
i um, should think on names. i don't know what sounds good. i've seen some junes, and that's pretty! but i don't think i want that to be me. lotta work on.
AAAAAAAGHHHH BARK BARK BADK BARK BARK ‡:B
URRGHHHHHGGGHHHB RRRGHGGHH CLUTCHES MY HEAD WHY'S HE SO NICE AND CHILL LIKE THAT GRRR RRRRR URRGHHHH PUNCHES A HOLE IN THE DRY WALL AND THEN PATCHES IT UP BECAUSE I'M RENTING AND IT'S NOT MY HOUSE BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK
yeah! thought it looked cool. or whatever.
i tip my hat back and do a two-step to show i'm non-threatening.
D --> They say that he who sells a shovel during a osmium rush rakes in ten times the fortune
i think I feel ... happy :B
D --> #CartingInMoreOil
Well, I'm going to sleep. Good light or wh8ver
#OilingUp.
#OilingUp.
#eridancoin is in shambles im on a different planet those smug alien pricks are already oilin up in the other block before i must face the music i just gotta ask is anyone mad at me
need to wash my dishes but i got derailed taking apart my dishwasher trying to find ways to improve it.. :(((
you're the most tolerable deadbeat i've ever met. and about 70% of the people i know have been deadbeats so I would know.
eugh. don't remind me. it's some dumb family tree stuff where it just becomes a mobius double reacharound of doodoo nonsense.
oomf uncle. Oomu. (one of my uncles) :B
yeah you're not a chud at all you're closer to an oomf.
this is why i fuck with you. you keep it real.
yOu cAn dO It, HoMeBoY. uSe tHeM BiG FuCkInG PaGe mUsClEs aNd cOnCeNtRaTe rEaL HaRd oN ThEm fLaShInG LiGhTs. I'Ll mEeT YoU On tHe oThEr sIdE.
oK BrOtHeR. yOu gOt iT. fEaSt yOuR EyEs iNsTeAd oN My lOvElY MoThEr fUcKiNg bAnNeR.
mY BaD. i mEaNt rUb dOwN. i cAn rUb tHeM DoWn fOr yOu. WiTh mY HaNdS.
tHeY NeEd a rUnDoWn? I CaN HeLp yOu bRo. JsUt aSkInG FoR SoMe gOoD OlD FaShIoNeD, fRiEnDlY NaTuReD BrO HeLp. MaNo a mAnO.
hTtPs://cDn.iMgChEsT.CoM/FiLeS/Ff4a762560Aa.gIf lIsTeN Up yOu mOtHeR FuCkErS AnD GeT ThE WaX OuTtA YoUr wOrD ReCePtAcLeS. sPrEaD ThOsE MoThErFuCkIn lIpS WiDe oPeN AnD TaKe tHiS KnOwLeDgE BlAsT DeEp dOwN InTo yOuR MiRtHfUl aNd sAlAcIoUs iNsIdEs tO RuMbLe uP UnTiL ThAt sHiT OvEr fLoWs, LiKe tHe fLoWiNg sUgArY SoDa fInIsH We aLl rEcEiVe iN ThE AfTeR DaRk cArNiVaL FoR LoSt sOuLs aNd eNdAnGeReD SpIrItS. mY GoOd bUdDy wItH ThE KiLlEr dUmPeR In tHe lEtHaL FuCkIn sHoRtS @gOlGoThAsTeRrOr JuSt dRoPpEd mE A MoSt iNsAnE AnD NiNjAlIcIoUs bAnNeR. tHe mOtHeR FuCkIn mEsSiAhS ArE BlOwInG ThEiR TrUmPeTs sO HaRd tHeIr vEiNs aRe bUlGiNg aLl tHe wAy fRoM TiP To nOsE, hAnDs uP If yOu'rE FeElInG Me. DrOp sOmE LoVe iN ThE RePlIeS If yOu rOcK WiTh tHe nEw dIgS On mY MoThEr fUcKiNg e-tEnT AnD MaKe sUrE To fOlLoW Me tO SeE MoRe fRoM YoUr fAvOrItE BiG ToP: gAmZeE MoThEr fUcKiNg mAkArA.
new banner ^0^ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b7a1eef334cf.png (tags: The Rankmaid/Chitter, banner, yaoi, fujoshi pride, my face, archive rating: T)
>AcK< i Do Have A Page on Bulbapedia, Bu+ You Have TO Really L0ok
Man I love midnight angst. If you also love midnight angst give this chit a "yeah"
why does simon not simply eat garfunckle to get him back for all that ass music
It Has Come To My Attention That This Is Not Troogle.... My Apologies For Any Confusion
4BSOLUT3LY NOTH1NG CONS1D3R1NG MY CURR3NT POS1T1ON 1N TH3 UN1V3RS3 (S33: SP4C3) BUT 1 H4V3 B33N OCCUPY1NG MY T1M3 W1TH P1CK1NG UP M3ND1NG MY N3GL3CT3D SC4L3M4T3S UNT1L 1 G3T BOR3D OF NURTUR1NG TH3M
Rainbow Drinker X Civilian Fanfiction
D --> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klNean7JJdA D --> Build me up buttercup - The Foundations
........hey, @grimAuxiliatrix.
Actually thinking a8out it I fucked up a lot of potential quadrants huh?
And I really wasn't.
🜂 | Ah the REGULAR type, eh? 🜂 | One of the most frustrating FIDUSPAWN types in the entire meta. what do you MEAN they take x0 damage from GEISTS? whaaaat? 😮 🜂 | first time i heard that i nearly regulargurgitated on the spot!!! 🜂 | More of a METAL specialist myself! i like sturdiness, reliability, and the promise of eventual returns. and avoiding the stench of DECAY types. hahaha!!! 🜂 | I'm gonna pop a follow now, okay, pupa pal? your little page here brought back some awe-inspiring memories i thought were gone for good~🌹🌹🌹 #Chairministrangling #SigmaGrindset #LikeABoss #PityABoss #RechittABoss #ShamelessSelfRechitt 🟢 The CHAIRMINISTRANGLER is ONLINE.
Sometimes I think a8out how completely and totally I 8lew my shot with Maryam and didn't even realize until it was way too l8 that I even wanted a shot with her. I was such a fucking fuck up.
It's o+dd to+ think that all Kankri needed was a feminist upbringing to+ beco+me the mo+st likeable tro+ll in the shared histo+ry o+f Alternia and Befo+rus.
D --> Comment on this post and I will provide you with a song I think suits you #equiustunes
thank y0u f0r y0ur h0nesty.
I'd join you 8ut we'd 8e here for sweeps.
making a list 0f everything wr0ng with me. i'm s0 pr0ud 0f myself.
((Throwing out an ooc here just for my own comfort as someone who is a girl sometimes and a guy sometimes i am not doing a trans girl john egg situation here i am doing a genderfluid here. i don't think i need to specify my own nature to explain that but i don't want to come off as someone who is dismissive of the trans woman egbert arc or of june as a concept because she's great. just doing my own thing.))
i knew a day would come where my life would be threatened due to my brave posts but worry not fans rankmaid-sensei will not falter even in these frightening times ( tags: The Rankmaid/Scary DM From Pretty Woman, veiled threats, bravery, archive rating: T)
well that was a productive couple of hours. took a nap, woke up with boobs. and then figured out how to put them back. and bring them back. didn't realize this stuff was so malleable for me. maybe its kinda like the reality hop???
i keep seeing posts about fiduspawn and i am curious about it :O
ive been pretty alright! now that the bubbles are basically dead i spend a lot of time time touring the intermediary period of earth c there were so many fascinating splinter cults and cultures while civilization developed without the active presence of its gods and saints sometimes i also like to hide ancient treasures somewhere someone might find it someday
yeah totally. how have you 8een 8tw?
hmm i suppose thats fair i agree with tavros you should get yourself some hobbies!
Hmm. Okay. Zahhak may 8ee onto something with this "my little pony" thing or wh8ver.
I hope you enjoy it. Ego sum ira Domini.
How do you ruin macaroni and cheese?
Yeah, totally. That's......... 8ehind me.
Shit that's a good idea. Ho88ies, huh?
happy halloween everybody! (this ones a joke at my own expense 0u0)
I'm soooooooo 8oooooooored.
:33< all the mewmans went godtier! :33< nayt even kanyanya went godtier and shes our SPACE purrlaypurr!
:33< s33! :33< totally bullshit that only vriskpurrs and arainya went godtier
:33< absomewt bullshit i nefur went godtier :33< total bullshit :33< i want cute fairywings!
Dating applicati0ns are 0pen S0me qualities i am l00king f0r: - fucking nerd apparently - 0ld as hell (0pti0nal) - suicidal
One time one of our little bronze grubs blew a lil snot bubble! it popped and the lil thing just tumbled over scared.. Ahaha I thought it was the most adorable thing ever!
https://cdn.disc0rdapp.c0m/attachments/1383220116413480962/1487265072039329960/Tumblr_l_3083639511126722.jpg?ex=69c88309&is=69c73189&hm=a1a44e239a85f439a1f196aab41343c1fcb95330ced6283c84aa044c2a7307f8&
i think i could use your horns as a goalpost to shoot the egg through.
HOW DO I GARNER THESE IMAHINARY POINTS? CAN I EXCHANGE THEM FOR GOODS AND SERVICES ON CHITTR? I HAVE BEEN VERY FUNNY! POST REPLY.
........yeah........ ::::(
::::(
can't say i blame you! you really put him through the wringer back in the day.
Ugh......... I still feel all weird a8out Tavros.........
I'll keep that in mind.
You don't have to reply. Just........ wanted to apologize.
NO!!!
oh my god there's still time. get your tubes tied NOW.
... Oh. OH. Errrrr. Ok. I don't know what godforsaken timeline you come from, but this knowledge somehow puts a damper on the revelation of another Jane procreating. I don't have any children. Yet. Regrettably.
oh wow. you really are a bad mom. i thought he was just being whiny.
... He and I are just acquaintances. <:|
@adiosToreador You'd better look out.
not that one. your dinky baby boy.
every time jane pities my chits i throw an egg SUPER hard at tavros's fat dome.
a regular old dunce yeah
Worry not for the barkbeast's inevitable culling, but instead celebrate the short, but brave life it lived. - MC Oleana
........and I'm sorry for........ y'know........ 8eing the 8iggest 8itch to ever 8itch.
........and I'm also........ sorry a8out........ crippling you........
........Sorry a8out........ y'know........ killing you........
........Hey, Tavros?
no. what? no. no! just a fan. but not Like one of those weird aPoLogists. but not a h8r either!
::::)
wait fr? i didnt think that was PossibLe...
........Do I know you?
........ I've 8een........ working on myself, I guess. Trying to 8e 8etter.
.........yeah. It's......... nice to see you too, Tavros.
.........hey Tavros.
define "normal"
...huh! well, good for you! my vriska's still working on that.
Thanks I made it myself.
I wish her luck.
Idk Jade I'm just normal now. Like, not a total neurotic 8itch or wh8ver.
Okay let's get this intro shit out of the way. Hey, I'm Vriska, 8ut pro8a8ly not the one you'd think of. See, I went through 8 years of hell and I'm normal now. ------------------------------------------- OOC; Beyond Canon-Divergent portrayal of Helltier Vriska, she's matured a lot but is ultimately still Vriska.
Thank you, Tavros. I hope all is well for you, wherever you may reside in the multiverse.
SpenD: my money on :CarD:boarD: gambling? Or hoofbeastgirl gambling? Why is life so harD:?
I Mean No Thank You Tavros Please Abstain From Ever Mentioning This To Her For That Matter
Okay Now Would You Please Look Up Drinker X Unturned Femslash Boddiceripper Fangplay Sorted By Word Count Thank You
How Do I Delete My Own Post
I Am So Sorry To Have To Be The One To Share This With You But Whichever Human Man Told You That Was Probably Lying To You For Recreational Enjoyment As They Apparently Tend To Love Doing
I Am Going To Ask You To Use Your Context Clues Which I Know You Are Very Skilled With And Try Again
Its Okay Kanaya One Day All Of This Shall Come To Pass
#nsfw #feet I'd like to formally apologize for my feet post from earlier. I speak my truth unfortun8ly. The st8ment still stands........
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i believe in you tavros! dont forget you have friends you can rely on if you need us
"He taught that the lowblood grub and the highblood grub alike are wounded by the hemospectrum. One is taught that they are lesser and expendable, while the other is taught that domination is a virtue and their burden. Both of them are robbed of their greater potentials by this system which only shackles." #WordsoftheSignless
I didn’t mean you, rusty. I know the urge to prostr8 one’s self 8efore superior trolls is natural to you, 8ut in this case it’s wholly unnecessary.
Is the art of a poetic voice lost amongst today’s would-8e writers? And on the other side of the dou8looon, purple means you’re a8out to read something overly concerned with coming off fluffy and intellectual. We’ve lost the plot, we really have!
General rule of thum8 I’ve noticed, if something is written in orange, you are a8out to read the single most self-aggrandizing piece of 8a88le in all of history. Most of the time. Like, really, I thought my writing was self-serving!
yeah. both of them but one is less of a mom than the other.
you are. the least annoying tavros i've ever met. your last name is cool.
oh. my name is ruby because i needed something better then what my dumb moms picked out. i thought it was cool I guess.
#chittrconfession I DONT ACTUALLY HATE EVERYONE. CRAZY I KNOW.
no talk to me i'm angry. #chittrconfession
mY FrIeNdS AnD OnE EnE-FrIeNd! hTtPs://i.iMgUr.cOm/fL0GoMl.pNg @dIgItAlRiNgMaStEr @PoMnIjEsTeR @aMaZiNgDiGiTaLcHeF BlEeEeHhHhH
come over dear i wil l make you tea.with 3 spoon of sugar
hOnK.
tHiS Is wHy yOu gOt tHaT BiG OlD PuMpEr tAvBrO. nO OnE GoT ThEm bIg oLd jUiCy hEmO ArTeRiEs lIkE YoU Do tO PiCk uP NuTs aNd tReAsUrE ThEm iN YoUr rIgHtEoUs hAnDs.
:33 < i started giggling to myself and snickering sooo much that i had to share this mental thought :33 < imagine a regular meowbeast but :33 < ooo3333h33hee :33 < im shaking in gigglyfits about this irl :33 < but instead of being normal :33 < it just got up on its hind legs and did a whole dance?? XDD < baah33h33h33!!! #cats #h33h33
no / like gender reassignment treatment
i think y0u might be a trans w0man.
https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WMG/EdEddNEddy
I'm a boy and I like Tinkerbell. What are you gonna do about it?
if you ever feel like you might like girl stuff over boy stuff...talk to me
Boys can be Tinkerbell enjoyers too.
tavros can you troogle transgender for everyone?
consider pheromone therapy / it saved my life
i can mAkE OrangE rhyme with bAnanA.
:33 < not to vaguepost a fellow nepeta but i hate when trolls say "meowbeast" :33 < yes its consistent with a lot of other trollish animal names but guys :33 < we can just call them cats :33 < my username isn't arsenicMeowbeastnip :33 < cats is an established part of the troll lexicon
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I feel it important to stress that while my teachings are a guideline, they are NOT to be treated as gospel. I love nothing more than to see capers crafted by the younger generations! Creativity is to be celebrated! I am happiest when I am the butt of another's joke.
OV3RS1Z3D HOOD13 S4V3 M3
Taking my two-and-a-half kids to Little League Later. Love to see them enjoying the game! Reminds me of my own youth.
you might not even know it but you could be at the top of your game, bottom of your jame, left of your dame, and right of your name all without even tapping into the orchestra hall of life that is your repressed memories of being the greatest pet detective this city has ever seen, four weeks from retirement, at the top of your game when suddenly your rival detective pulls you into an alley to sneak a delicious burger into the inner pocket of your huge trench coat that you never leave the house without
not going to lie a while ago getting called cute would have gotten a way different reaction than it does now!
er... is this a bad time to pop in? #yikes
I Do Like The Indoor Hobbies Though I Strongly Suggest You Continue To Maintain Those
Well Yes I Appreciate Your Appreciation But Conversely I Would Also Appreciate It If You Wouldnt Imply Even If Only Obliquely That Our Relationship Is And Or Was Not Normal
I Must Say I Enjoy This New Analytical Hobby Of Yours It Really Seems Much Safer Than Some Of Your Other Ones
D --> The worst part about this post is that I don't think you know what an o%ford comma is
Imagine me, overusing Oxford commas, like a tool. Is it even possible, that something more disdainworthy, could even exist?
What a beguiling premise.
Alright, fine, I'll follo\/\/\/\/ ye. Flattery gets ye e\/\/ery\/\/\/\/here.
I ain't goin' t'do either of those things.
Interesting. What literature is this complex character from? I’m unfamiliar.
In need of a DJ and a speaker to dance on top of. And may8e another dancer, to whom may or may not 8e the victim of a fall from said speaker onto the dance floor. 8loodshed at the party!!!!!!!!
hes not foolish i think he is just being silly :p
manifestatiØn is what this is called. i think. https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled1_20260326115640.png
i said no one do anything at all while i was away not add rechits to the site
~the most beautiful fauna https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/205db2bcd72f.jpeg
I think he did, actually. It's because he was sitting in the poor people section of planes where the food is more subpar. Then he got famous asking questions like that and got to sit where rich people do on planes. Then the food got better, and he stopped caring about why the food sucked for everyone else.
I'm gonna do it. Awooooooo.
got some bad news about that guy. turns out he kinda sucks
i feel like if i say dog stuff on here it just gets too predictable! maybe i should make a secret third sound. chirp chirp!!!
i give bunpa hugs every night! he's very g~~d at huggin!
I MEAN STAY WHIMSICAL.
NEVER FUCKING CHANGE. ILL HUNT YOU DOWN IF YOU DID.
Hellx chittr user adixsTxreadxr!!! I cannxt!!! My lusus is a clam!!! He dxes nxt appreciate being remxved frxm his habitat!!! In fact he dxes nxt appreciate mxst things that aren't little mxrsels xf fxxd!!!
It is kind of cool seeing so many people, even ones I don't know!
Hell yeah it was!
Guess who just got verified! 8888)
i d0n't actually h0ld that much 0f a grudge. i'm upset ab0ut y0u killing tavr0s but n0t much else. it's n0t like y0u have a particularly functi0nal m0ral c0mpass s0 i tend t0 expect y0u t0 d0 bad things and 0nly realize it after. y0u were destined t0 d0 them anyway. 0u0
every0ne line up f0r y0ur "i g0t diagn0sed with autism my aradia megid0 0n chitter.c0m" shirts. 0u0
she thinks it's big because she can 0nly c0unt t0 8. 0u0
thank you / my night has been wonderful so far
Leave while you still can. You're too pure to be here.
#NewProfilePic Em8racing the look........
IVE LEARNED IF YOU TELL CHITTR HOW PITY REACTS MAKE YOU FEEL, THEY DO IT. KILL THEM, ALL OF THEM.
currently seeking out hugs :(
I THINK IM GOING TO DIE ATP ):<B
DONT MAKE ME FEEL BAD,, NOT YOU TAV
I HATE ALL OF YOU, BUT YOU SPECFICALLY FUCK YOU
I would like to apologize to @trolladamSandler . My emotions got the better of me. I quite like the film Uncut Gems and Happy Gilmore 2: Still Happy availble on the Netflix platform.
Holy shit. You guys ARE freaks. Well, as promised, here I go... My ass!!!!!!!! https://imgflip.com/gif/anm62u #nsfw ?
SIX SEVEN!!!!!!!!
ah... arigato... you are quite neat as well 0v0
◥▶◀◤ --> I am getting some wicked f▒▓▒ing vibes from this question. Namely, my dude censors are going haywire, pinging my sweet, mental radar to the emotional levers you're attempting to pull as an e%tension of your technotherapist tomf001ery ◥▶◀◤ --> Since you have asked me about my favorite topic though, me, I will answer with the most charming, shatter-toothed e%pression you've ever seen on a slackjawed beefcake such as myself ◥▶◀◤ --> With emphasis placed on the brovine categorization of my persons ◥▶◀◤ --> I feel e%cellent at all times, because being me so quite frankly the s▒▒▒. Every reflective surface is my mirror, every world is my oyster and I am the prized, 100dicrously muscular pearl contained within ◥▶◀◤ --> Have I ever mentioned how totally sweaty and damp I get, which makes my pasty ass glisten much like an aforementioned pearl
Well, it seems your confidence penetrates deep beneath the skin. I respect it. Now, let’s vacate poor sweet Tavros’ peripheral vision since he was so nice as to speak up about his boundaries.
NO 1 JUST N33D TO G3T MY K3YBO4RD F1X3D 1 GU3SS
Well if you insist…
S3CR3T, 3V3N.
BUT TH3N 1 LOS3 MY 41R OF MYST3RY
S3R3T.
Hold on now—you have my attention in a strictly anthropological sense.
◥▶◀◤ --> Put your palm across this pack of chiseled fricking Hawaiian rolls
Interesting… yes… and, tell me—Arquiusprite, was it? How does being in possession of this caliber of “Hawaiian roll” make you feel, especially if you are not being immediately and outwardly validated for it?
...THOUGH 1 GU3SS NOW 1 4M. UGH.
1NCORR3CT TH1S T1M3 SORRY BUD
BOLD OF YOU TO 4SSUM3 YOU KNOW WHO 1M POST1NG 4BOUT
YOU KNOW WH4T 1'LL G1V3 YOU 20 BUCKS 1F YOU G3T 1T R1GHT
Well i’ll be ♋️nline whenever y♋️u need. I like this website
Is this thing working? Helloooooooo?
Hell♋️ Tavr♋️s, are y♋️u enj♋️ying Chittr’s new launch?
She's 8een h8ing on my statuses. And I've only posted one. Gotta admit, she's making an impression.
◥▶◀◤ --> Haha. Oh man, T-virus, that's so close to what I'm presently steepling my hooves about that I almost want to give it to you, in some act of kindness so f▒▓▒ing stalwart and awesome that it quantifies as charity ◥▶◀◤ --> Nevertheless, you are wrong ◥▶◀◤ --> I'm thinking about a tall, crisp glass of lactations ◥▶◀◤ --> And also ◥▶◀◤ --> Of you touching my muscles
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weenie
bidness as usual buoy
◥▶◀◤ --> I am having an e%cellent idea right now ◥▶◀◤ --> And its unique nature literally cannot be understated ◥▶◀◤ --> Can you guess what it is?
=( I wanted to provide you all with another one of my well received "Atlans Appearances", however, the requested "professional photograph" that was asked of me will not be ready tonight on account of my appointment at the local JC Pennys not being until tomorrow. Instead I offer you this; a wriggler photo of my lusii's species that I've just come across. He hasn't been present for weeks now, but once he returns I promise to take an image of his adult appearance for you all to see. Isn't this cute? https://files.catbox.moe/azsvfv.jpg )
You asked and we answered! Hollywood's secret romance NUMERO UNO: Trollen Wilson and Ben Culler seen snuggling up at a #DStrider after party... Their smolder is paired with these heart eyes we see! https://i.postimg.cc/v8zj234f/910267AA-7BE2-4F45-AB4C-7F9704B690CF.jpg Check back later for the next BIG REVEAL! You won't guess this one. *Only troll Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller are dating. Human Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller are asexual clone creatures.
its all fun n games until some1 gets their egg cracked
Ooh, are any Fans on-line who could answer a few quick little questions for Us?... Nothing We don't already know, ob-vi-ously, but what better way to really connect with the crowd than a little trivia? Nobody hates games, as far as We know... We're in a teeny bit of hot water if We're wrong. Just a puddle's worth. What's the dealio with the "Sweeps" and "Blood" schtick? Did the janitor have an oopsie? Seems pretty drastic if blood's involved. Less of a, "mandatory account thing" situation and more a "bandage", or maybe "hospital" situation. No? No, right, We're right. Thank you.
BRO BRO BRO https://i.postimg.cc/zBsm6djd/Screenshot-2026-03-25-165038.png
it's kinda aut0matic. als0 i d0n't st0p time much.
Taking a stroll to the market to purchase a single, beautiful slice of gabbagool.
there is. it's c00l.
when y0u freeze time y0u need t0 unfreeze the air bef0re y0u d0 anything.
You speak such excellent truths everyone ought to take a page from your book of wisdoms.
Precisely my joke! Were a regular laugh factory over here. :)
trØll gØØgle is it mean tØ thrØw a rØck at sØmeØne if its a gift fØr them trØll gØØgle why is thrØwing rØcks mean
-------------------------- this is typical of Us merchants. coin is better than rUmblespheres. hoWeVer. i Will respectfUlly ask yoU Visit my stall next time. With coin. yes, yes, giVe beetel coin. i need it.
I Will Pass Along Your Commendations To Her
This Morning The Mother Grub Decided To Spew Forth Six Uninterrupted Feet Of Roosting Silk At Me
for today only nesben has allowed a photograph to be taken. nesben will be destroying all evidence of nesbens existence after this image. but ndk nesben felt cute teehee will return to eating dirt later. https://cdn.picrew.me/shareimg/org/202603/1564386_odtpoffs.png
thank you tavros nitram
cuz they cant go around your 8ig stupid horns duuuuuuuuh :::)
if you have to ask then the pro8lems oooooooo8viously going over your head tavros
WOAH¡¡¡ THESE ARE SUPER COOL AND SEEM SUPER USEFUL¡¡¡ YOU ARE LIKE*** THE SMARTEST PERSON EVER¡¡¡ ON EVERY PLANET EVER¡¡¡ WOOOOAAAHHHHHHHH *U*
HELLO HELLO HELLOOOOO PARTY PEOPLE, NATION OF THE LATE HOURS!!! I AM DEAD PAST TIRED AND I JUST GOTTA SHARE MY INVENTIONS WITH THE WORLD! CANT HAVE A CIRCUS WITHOUT CLOWNIN AROUND A BIT (|:) WATCH MY INTRODUCTION VIDEO FOR THINGIES I LOVE THINGS YOU LOVE THINGIES WE ALL LOVE THINGIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STEP RIGHT UP IF YOU WANT TO SEE MY LATEST AND GREATEST WORKS! https://www.youtube.com/shorts/v-svPMBUQVA
Enjoying a wonD:erful meal with my matesprit @quintissentialSnark #Grilly:C #Yum #SiD:eOfPlasti:C
https://files.catbox.moe/2rmati.png Allow me to render myself in a more, stylistic manner. YEAH BABY!
https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/01530.png Attention all Harbingers of Doom! The alpocalypse must be delayed by just a couple of cycles. But trust me, once you get a look at all this stuff, you'll really get why we're doing it, and trust me! You'll all be paid your dues.
I'm delighted to see such a positive response from my loyal fans. You may ask, "When are they gonna open up that door?" and well! It's always open! You can always join us, the Harbingers of Doom!
Here at the Harbingers of the Alpocalypse, we have Allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters Trash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods and water meters Walkie-talkies, copper wires, safety goggles, radial tires BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters Paint removers, window louvers, masking tape and plastic gutters Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication Metal roofing, waterproofing, multi-purpose insulation Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors Tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers Soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers!
#friendship is fundamental to living a fulfilled life.
No, I just chose to use his initials over his full name.
"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream" - EAP.
yeah turns 0ut i really cant tell when pe0ple pitch flirt with me
turns 0ut this time it was the 0ther way ar0und i picked up 0n the flirt but i missed 0ut 0n the pitch
HAVE WE REALLY BECOME SO COMPETITIVE WITH KULT ALREADY THAT WE'RE WITHHOLDING REACTIONS? REST ASSURED, I WILL STILL GLADLY HATE EVERY POST AND REPLY YOU MAKE.
park was fun. back tØ manØr. grØunding cannØt cØntain me.
OkaY So HerobrinE ScareS WrigglerS A Lot More ThaN I ExpecteD
If You He@r A M@n Th@7 Sounds Like Me Sm@ck Him
folykl tip #3: you dont actually have to be in margaritaville to start wasting away like subscribe and hit the notification bell
0h i never intr0duced myself hi im Aradia but i g0 by ee
Good! I'm glad we're in unanimous agreement
No, you really, really, really, really, really, really, really, really are not
art :) https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled1_20260324181430.png
MY HEAD HURTS. I THINK IT'S TIME TO TAKE A BREAK FROM THIS "REALLY AWESOME" WEBSITE.
No, we were NOT! This is why I h8 you Tavros, all of my snide remarks go completely over your dense fucking head!
i think if i was a hoofbeast i would be a meek little nag that never was chosen to be strong like my brothers and sisters so i wander through the fields sadly then a near life or death incident happens but a huge musclebeast saves my little frail legs from snapping as i try to run and he says "youre special... i can sense it" and i say "wh-... what do you mean? special?" and together we discover that the reason i was born so small was actually because i developed a special organ in my body that allows me to produce telekinetic powers and other magic things and when i discover this slowly from my forehead a horn begins to grow and i think its disgusting but he raises a hoof to my chin and leads my big maroon eyes up to his and says "youre beautiful like this" and i say "no... there will always be something wrong with me" and i run away! (tags: angst, will they wont they, size difference, slowburn, hurt no comfort, archive rating: T)
OH MY GOD SHUT UP NITR8M!!!!!!!! GET OUT OF MY REPLIES IF YOU'RE GOING TO SHARE YOUR LIFE FUCKING STORY! 8ND FOR THE RECORD, YOU'RE THE ONE WITH 8 PRO8LEM
:33< all cats are purrfect and if mew dissagr33 well piss on mewr carpet
You genuinely sicken me. You know what? ♏slap yourself right now, and apologize to me♏
:33< i was purrlaying a quick game of supurr smash brothers but all of the character refused to fight eachothpurr they just sat down and had a lovely picnic lunch
:33< one time i was purrlaying a video game and mario jumpped outta the tv and gave me flowpurrs and said to have a nice day :33< worlds furst nicepasta
OH MY GOD, YOU DON'T GET PUSSY!!!!!!!! God, you're so dense it 8oggles my pan how I could have ever h8 d8ed you
No???????? You fell off a cliff ON YOUR LEGS
congrats!!
GOOD JOB TAVROS
BE NICE TO TAVROS. I'LL REPORT YOU.
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Sorry for stalling everyone, the TRUE leader of the 8lue team has arrived ::::)
IT'S OFFICIAL. CHITTR IS OVER. EVERYONE GO HOME
RUBBED MY BELLY TOO HARD. BASHIN SKULLS. #BRUTE
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YOU'RE ROTTING YOUR THINKPAN JOHN. YOU NEED TO PRESERVE AS MUCH OF IT AS YOU CAN, YOU'RE ALREADY NOT THE BRIGHTEST.
THANKS FOR THE WORDS OF WISDOM, POUNCE.
THANKS FOR TELLING ME TO DO WHAT I WAS ALREADY DOING, JOHN. SUPER SAGE WISDOM
"MINIMAL PAIN" L M A O. I SHOULD BE SO FUCKING LUCKY.
I GOREGLED IT AND APPARENTLY IGNORING IT INSTEAD OF "OVERREACTING" IS SUPPOSED TO STOP HARASSMENT? THAT DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE. BUT I'LL TRY IT I GUESS.
THANK YOU @ADIOSTOREADOR FOR YOUR SAGE WISDOM ABOUT "MARK ALL AS READ", I WAS ABLE TO ADEPTLY IGNORE EVERY ONE OF THESE WITH A SINGLE CLICK. INCREDIBLE FEATURE
.A troll entered a FLARP battle royale with GoG and saw the cull timelines as he looked back over the recordS. :He saiD: "!GoG, ,I notice that during the hardest battles I faced, ,there is only a single cullcounT! ?Why is thaT?" :And GoG raised a blood-soaked blade and saiD: ".My child, ,that was when I carried yoU. .ScruB."
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im like if troll riddler was a pathetic girl!
OH OKAY I SEE HOW THIS WORKS. NO, I GET IT. I FUCKING *LOVE* HAVING MY POSTS "PITIED"! PLEASE, WHATEVER YOU DO, "PITY" MY POSTS, AS IT BRINGS ME UNFATHOMABLE JOY! I AM LITERALLY ON MY HANDS AND KNEES, *BEGGING* YOU TO "PITY" MY POSTS
HELP TOO MANY OF YOU JACKASSES "PITIED" MY POST AT ONCE AND NOW I HAVE UNREAD NOTIFICATIONS THAT I CAN'T SEE. WHAT DO I DO. SOMEONE FIX THIS GODDAMN WEBSITE.
IF YOU SMILE AND NOD AND DONT LISTEN PROBLEMS ARISE IN THE FUTURE IM LISTENING AND LEARNING NOW :) SEE YOU CAN TELL BY HOW IM NODDING
a man walked along the beach with the sufferer and saw his life in some clouds with footspeps representing him and the sufferer and he said "sufferer i notice that during the hardest parts of my life there are only one set of footsteps whats up with that" and the sufferer said "it was those times that i climbed on your back the pain made you stronger" share if you cried this is just a peek into my twisted fuckimg pan follow for more at @splendidSophist
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:33 < open rp!! vwiskers and ampurra dni *ac saunters into her den, sitting down and licking the fresh blood off her paws from her recent kill befur she looks to you, sliding ofur a delicious plump squeakbeast fur you to enjoy*
i got my checkmark / thank you for your support everyone / the fries are cold but my pusher is warm
^^uh^^ ^^etto...bleh^^ ^^i didnt notice^^ ^^i do sort of like it but i should probablY change it^^
Do cat bites normally sting real bad? Asking for a friend.
The Mother Grub Just Shot Bile Down My Blouse Again
Bro we are cut from the same cloth. If ever you need an equally rugged and EQUALLY keen *man*ifester to confer with on all *man*ners of masculinity then by all means my line is open for you!
abs0lutely. thank y0u tavr0s.
^^another bronzeblood at last!! hello!^^
nesben is a little mutant freak who lives in a hole and eats dirt. nesben will be your friend now
Did they put Sprigatito in fiduspawn yet?
If this isnt the sweetest doggone post on this site. Followed posthaste my man!
team charge makes it's return. 0u0
Good god almighty. Ok, followed.