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Meulin Leijon

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(=^・ω・^=) MATCHMAKER. SHIPPER. PROF33SIONAL F33LS ANALYST. I KNOW YOUR QUADRANT BEFORE YOU DO!!!

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(=^・ω・^=) < WAIT DID PURRILING SEASON START FURR REAL????????? WHERE DA HOES AT????????? #NSFW

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Wow.

(=^‥^) < WAS THAT TOO MUCH?????????

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A little.

(=TωT=) < OH PURRDON MEW!!!!!!!!! #SORRY

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@tipsyGenostalgic[TG]

so do trolls have troll heat? lmao #nsfw

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(=^・ω・^=) < Y333S!!!!!!!!!

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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 7: nepeta leijon #nsfvw #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #petplay #cagttl okay. yes shes a catgirl. yes you can call her kitten and giwve her scritches and shell lovwe it. yes, she looks adorable in a collar wvith a little bell on it. the thing is, that aint special. its true for ewvery gal vworth pursuing. the difference here is that its socially acceptable to lay on the cat nicknames wvithout any build-up on a nepeta, and that shes going in expecting it. she doesnt vwin any points from it for me, at least vwith harley the puppy thing wvas kinda unique to her. but okay, nepeta. the thing wvith nepetas to wvatch out for is innocence. theyll either be the most innocent lil kittens youwve ewver met, or absolute pervwerts. purrwverts, if you vwill. i mean absolutely degenerate. just look at the leijons wve hawve on the dash and youll get wvhat i mean. the innocent ones honestly kinda skeewve me out sometimes, and i can only pull the "yeah its totally a sign of politeness to take off your top vwhen you wvisit a highblood" game before it gets old. the purrwverts are also a bit much for me, since i dont lovwe the scratching, but ill put up vwith it to bag a girl in heat. for actual advwice, just keep a firm but playful tone. youre wvilling to play in her space, but youre clearly the guy in charge. flexible but solid, if youre too rigid something is gonna giwve. scout for vwhat shes aiming for. does she wvanna be "taught" vwhat pailing is? does she wvanna fill out her ovwn shipping chart? does she vwanna cheat on her boyfriend? ivwe met a surprising amount of neps vwholl start saying, "nyo myaster, wvhat if karkitty finds meowvt..~" wvhen iwve already playing wvith her kitty. i forgot to mention it on the roxy guide, but nepetas are second only to roxys- vwell, lets call it the lalondes in general, vwhen it comes to hawving it bad for cheating. if that gets you going throwv her a bone, or a laser pointer i guess, talk dovwn to her about howv terrible she is and hovw ashamed she should be, thatll get her mewvling. like most other girls, vwhat a nepeta wvants at the end of the night is attention. she wvants to feel relewvant. no matter vwhich sort of nep she is, she vwants to feel mature. it shouldnt be a surprise that that same strats wvork on so many babes. stand in for her moirail here, make her feel like hanging vwith you is the coolest thing she could be doing. shell usually say she vwas told not to talk to you (she does to me anywvays) but laugh it off, ask her wvhy she wvas told that, tell her shes too smart to need to listen to that stuff. then, shovw her just vwhy ewveryones been telling her that. shovw, dont tell, she vwont realize vwhat it is. i promise you shell lovwe it though. then you just put a collar on her, and youvwe got yourself a loyal pet wvho lovwes cuddling. the rewvmewv. like revwievw, but cat, get it? bod: ehh. these gals tend scrawvny to toned. sometimes youll see some wvholl open up their jackets and drop some real big fat cat tats, but shes usually rocking the itty bitty kitty titties. usually shorter too, its just not my thing, i like my gals to havwe something to hold onto. shes flexible at least, and has a cute face. 4/10 variety: you seen the tvwo, youwve seen em all. its either total cluelessness or radical ovwercompensation in the other direction. the adultery thing is fun occasionally, but i get enough petplay from the other babes. dont tend to lovwe her banter either. 5/10 ease: easy enough youll almost feel bad. the hard part is finding a wvay to slovw her dowvn, go too fast and shell start vwigging out or biting too hard or get clingy. not a bad problem to havwe though. 9/10 personality: dunno if ivwe ewver met one wvho wvowved me through personality alone. like, yeah shes cute, but i just dont see the point in breaking a girl dowvn if she aint already clevwer to begin vwith. theres such a thing as too cute. 5/10 owverall: 6/10. i cant exactly rate any gal lovw, sex is sex and its gonna be a fun time. neps aint bad, they just aint really my thing, make me uncomfortable sometime. plus, youwve got the evwerlooming threat of a zahhak knocking dovwn your door. tread vwith caution, but... ill giwve her that theres nothing quite like a gal dressed like a neet #bouncingonit vwhile mewving, shes got the cutest sounds

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(^・_・^) < THE FUCK

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(=^・ω・^=) < EFFURYONE S333MS TOO BE A LITTLE BIT NSFW TODAY SO ILL JUST BE PURRT OF IT TOO!!!!!!!!! THIS MIGHT PURRCHANCE BE ALSO MEW YEARNING!!!!!!!!! YES IT A INVITATION FURR WHOEVER F33LS LIKE IT RIGHT NYEOW!!!!!!!!! #NSFW #SUGGESTIVE #YEARNING

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:33< girl mew should s33 my shipping wall...s

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(=^・o・^=) < WAIT MEW ALSO HAVE ONE OF THOSE????????? I GOT BOTH A WALL AND A JOURNAL!!!!!!!!! ITS FULL OF PURRINGS!!!!!!!!!

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< ive got so meowny walls mewlin :33< mew can s33 them but mew cant s33 the secret one :33< or the secret secret one :33< or the secret secret secret one

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(=^・ω・^=) < MEW JOURNAL IS ACTUALLY FULL OF THOSE SECRETS SECRETS PAGES ALSO!!!!!!!!!

can i accept the invitation? :D

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(=^・ω・^=) < WHY ARE MEW ASKING SUCH A OBVIOUS THING????????? OF COURSE!!!!!!!!!

because i wanted to double check!!! always knock before entering or whatever

(^・_・^) < WHATEFURR THATS SUPPURSED TO MEAN I AGR33

it's a mystery phrase that'll take ages to decode so let's skip that. can i dm? :B

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(=^・ω・^=) < YES

(=^・ω・^=) < MEW AM CURRENTLY SMOKIN A HUGE BLUNT OF CATNIPP WHO F33LS LIKE SHARING WITH MEW????????? #SUBSTANCE

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(=^・ω・^=) < UR MEOWRE THAN FR33 TO COME DAMARA!!!!!!!!!

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:33 < Goooood meowning! :))

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(≧ω≦) < GOOD MEOWNING!!!!!!!!!

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Forgive Me For Being So Crude But As The Goddess Of Motherhood I Really Do Not Get Pailed Nearly Enough It Is Frustrating #nsfw

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(=^・ω・^=) < ITS PURRTY EASY TO SOLVE SUCH A PURROBLEM!!!!!!!!!

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I Suppose It Will Be

(≧ω≦) < PURRTY MUCH VERY VERY MUCH YES!!!!!!!!! I MIGHT OR PURRHAPS MIGHT BE SUGGESTING SOMETHING!!!!!!!!! WHO KNOWS????????? 33333333!!!!!!!!! #SUGGESTIVE

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I will never engage in horniness again. #nsfw

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(^._.^) < FURRK I LOST MEOW CHANCE!!!!!!!!!

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Haha. Always keep your energy.

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(^・_・^) < MEW B33N K33PURRING IT TO USE WITH U

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@aeneasCaldarium[AC]

hey girl

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(=^‥^) < NUH BAD CRONUS!!!!!!!!! ILL SPURRAY U AWAY!!!!!!!!! #STINKY

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@gardenPupstic[GP]

i'm fine i'm happy and nothing bad has happened im a normal happy jade with no issues so don't worry so much hahahaha

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(=^・ω・^=) < ARE YOU PURRCHANCE OKAY?????????

(^・_・^) < OH ANOTHER OF THOSE POSTS WOW

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(=^‥^) < CRONUS I CAN S33 UR HATEING!!!!!!!!!