clover!
@alluringFelicity
your favorite lucky charm!
D --> New decree. You will all refer to me as Equius-Senpai starting now
hi, equius-senpai!
so i got disconnected from chittr due to a sawbuck incident four a little while. i'm alive, though! anybody miss me? c:
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Well you're a lucky charm ain't ya? Kehehe. ]
welcome back. i was starting to think you had moved on to greener pastures.
and abandon my bestie? girl, c'mon, have some faith in me. ;P
https://64.media.tumblr.com/1dd8a777082c1483d301ea9ec9f9b939/9ef94b02416fe54b-d4/s540x810/9fdd3430ed80e177722cd7b77cc7d297048370bc.gif
Alright, fine, fuck it, here's my confession: I'm bi, alright? I'm fuckin' bi. I fucked off and stayed on the down low about it for a good while thinkin' about it, and it's been eatin' me alive, and fuck it! I like men, too! I like dames more but there's somethin' about da nature of boyish jubilance that, I dunno, it kinda makes me happy too. Fuck. Whatever. Don't fuckin' talk to me about this. ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE IN THE GANG.
....y'know, in my original timeline, you did this exact same confession, except you were tellin' us you're also into women. funny how things change and stay exactly the same across time 'n space.
enjoying some normal time being thankful for my own badassery.
sounds fun.
— What is faceituous... Facietous? Face-itous
facetious. it's when you act ironic about things other people think you should be sincere about.
also four the record our boss doesn't even live in the mansion. you're anglin' four the wrong fishes.
Clover, do not reveal that information please.
it's not like i told them where you DO live. i'm just not interested in an impromptu raid four no reason!
Clover, I know with all fairness that the felt could hold off any group that sieges the mansion. You're all quite strong, and I don't believe a group of young ladies and gentlemen could beat you that easily.
clover my guest room is available.
Eugh, it's been a long day. I'm orderin' pizza for the manor. Fellow felt, tell me yer toppings, I'll cover the cost. Don't get too used to it though, I'm still tryin' to stick to a budget.
mushroom and green peppers please!
Got it. Since Itchy blocked me like a moron, ask him his toppings for me.
:> Since I h^ve two friends who ^re interested in wh^tever m^ker f^ire next decides it c^n deign to ^ccept ^ m^roon (big ^sk, I know) I might ^s well give the he^ds up here ^bout my st^ll too. My stock usu^lly consists of my sm^ll mech^nic^l insects (for both pr^ctic^l ^nd entert^inment purposes), but for those who don’t enjoy bugs, I ^lso c^rry sm^ll crows ^nd ^ few l^rger generic constructs for help with cle^ning or other t^sks. I h^ve ^ business c^rd for custom orders ^s well. <:
that sounds right interestin'. can they be remote controlled?
:> Not ^ll of them, but some c^n. I c^n ^lso build ^ custom remote for one th^t doesn’t if someone re^lly w^nted it. <:
:> I me^n, wh^t do you w^nt them to do? And look like? I’m fl^ttered by the interest, but I need more specifics if you w^nt to pl^ce ^n order. <:
how realistic can you go? i'm mostly interested in using them four practical jokery.
:> H^! All right, f^ir, I c^n respect it. I c^n m^ke them /very/ re^listic, yes. I c^n m^ke them buzz ^nd sting ^nd h^ve moving mouthp^rts. :) <:
do you have a humansona
i should make one.