Bits Windsor
@anachronisticGrandiloquence
i swear im not the same person as the princess of england thats just a joke someones playing on me and im not lying right now i swear im not the princess but if i was then i wouldnt be allowed on this social media anyways so please dont tell MI6 about this please im begging you
london update uh i left
Normal day at the office not much to report sadly haha! :33< Huh? #aprilnormalday
▲this alien music is terrible i'm pretty sure we culled troll weezer on alternatia why the fuck didn't you guys▼
what!?? nononono... no way... @wheezingspaceman i've got bad news
!!!> LIFEHACK:Spice up your next panic attack with a #harmonica!!! #lifehack <!!!
I knew a. troll back when I was still in the. caverns who would squish her thumb in the. soft spot of grubs heads for. fun and the. drones wouldn’t do anything about it. We had like. 70 grubs with head dents by the. time I left. Wonder what she’s. up to now
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i understand your pain...
Good Morning Dearies, HoW Are We All Doing Today?
Oh My, Are You Okay Dear?
Poor Thing, Is There Something That Causes Your Slips?
i think im just clumsy? but last time it was because i dropped my phone which cracked the battery so it set on fire, the fire turned on the sprinklers and that made one of the servants slip in a puddle, and then spilled hot tea on me and while i struggled to get my scalding shirt off i tripped down the stiars i dunno, maybe i should try and be less of a clutz?
What the hell is a 'cheeky Nandos'
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woah can you give me tips? i havent managed to get anything to green yet i guess it might just be bad luck?
oh i think i lied i got two yesterday
i a|ways use the same first tw[] w[]rds (n[]t a|ways in the same []rder): p[]uch and irate. these c[]ver a|| the (standard) v[]we|s in different p|acements which makes it easier t[] narr[]w d[]wn w[]rd ch[]ices
...y[]u didn't get any green at a|| fr[]m th[]se? n[]t even the v[]we|s?
no... it just kept ending up being the same few letters i guess there's a little bit of luck in picking? luck doesn't really like me, haha...
y[]u must be p|aying a different w[]rd|e then because the main []ne every[]ne typica||y uses w[]u|d be the same f[]r everyb[]dy. there is the p[]ssibi|ity that a w[]rd d[]esn't have any []f the standard v[]we|s besides "y", th[]ugh, |ike "myths" []r "nymph". y[]u c[]u|d try w[]rds |ike that
thats a good idea! i'll try that... uh, tomorrow i guess thanks for the help, that was really nice of you
My grievous and numerous wounds avvlicted by the honkbeast levt me unconscious vor an amount ov time not dissimilar to the avrage amount ov rest one would get while asleep. BUT DON'T WORRY! I will continue on my quest to record.
i feel like its a bad idea to keep annoying that thing...
aliens being ign𖦹rant ab𖦹ut tr𖦹ll repr𖦹ducti𖦹n is the funniest shit ever