♦ pitied by @angryMechanic
WHAT IF I GIVE YOU SOMETHING THAT YOU DIDN'T KNOW YOU NEEDED?? WHAT IF....I GAVE YOU FRIENDSHIP....??
My Greatest Fear Is Pitch Flirting Too Close To The Sun.
EXECUTIVE ORDER One Daavid Stride requested an executive order to be put forth to combat the scandalous and inappropriate behavior directed towards him. As one of my valued constituents, I am happy to oblige. I have signed an executive order barring the discussion of pailing in relation to one Daavid Stride. Failure to abide by this order will result in a disapproving stare from myself, Trollbama, or a member of my esteemed staff. Daavid Stride may, if they so choose, grant an individual immunity to this executive order. Thank you for your time.
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Radiation chamber experimentation canceled. Turns out metal objects inserted into it will cause it to instead become a time bomb
2 bottLES DoWn baaaaby LUSUS bE DamED!
♠️ You are being SO culturally insensitive right now. ♠️ You know the lowbloods are aware of how significant this event is, right? They believe that dying by spear is the most honourable way to go. Who are you to speak over their primitive faith?
My ho+rnbeds. They're o+o+zing blo+o+d as we speak.
gUESSSS WhoS got tWo finS anD foRgot to REfiLL hER WatER bottLES bEfoRE hEaDing topSiDE. ahaaaaaahhh i fEEL LikE DEath Up hERE aLREaDy im aLREaDy Loopy
Do i Look LikE a gRUb to yoU? i'm jUSt hERE in my hivE, hyDRatED anD aLonE anD can't SLEEp