Cronus Ampora (The Best One)
@aptConfidant
my beautiful, lovwing matesprit. had me get on chittr, i am vwinning at unlife. ❤︎ @arisenAnew matesprit. ♦ no moirail, maybe someday. ♠︎ no kismesis, could change. ♣ vwhy vwould i need this.
A recent p9st 6y Aranea @arachnesGratitude has me thinking. At times I alm9st envy th9se 9f y9u that are the 9nly iterati9n 9f y9urself 9n Chittr. It must 6e 9ffputting, t9 say the least, t9 kn9w that at any m9ment y9ur reputati9n c9uld 6e marred just 6ecause s9me9ne wh9 happens t9 share y9ur name is acting in ways y9u never w9uld and finding new, creative ways t9 em6arrass themself 9nline. N9t that *I* have these feelings pers9nally, as I have n9thing 6ut pr9fessi9nal respect f9r the 9ther versi9ns 9f me that exist 9n Chittr and w9uld never think lesser 9f them f9r acting 9r speaking differently than I d9. I am just saying I c9uld easily imagine the disc9mf9rt. #Musings #AlternateSelves
you havwe no fucking idea cheif ...
if i needed someone to air out my perchsonal shit id walk up to cronus and tell him ill give him a happy sunday if he tells the world all aboat my various traumas and regrets startin from when we was kids. dont need no dam box of memories speedrunning my exposition #nsfw
naut an open invite just in case theres a cronus typing rn
Thank you Dave for this idea #Nsfw Troll smash or pass! @turnaroundGodtech Karkat- pass between arguing with him today or his many past selves I've had enough of karkat for my life kankri- pass, I feel like he's just not my type feel like I'd get a migraine before we start aradia- SMASH I mean uh she's super pretty and nice and also cool and other such features that I will not ramble on about because she's the best option on this list damara- pass not sure about her plus I don't think we'd get along :/ tavros- pass, way to awkward! I'm not gonna mess with that yeesh rufioh- Hmmmm smash he seems nice! sollux- pass feel like we'd argue more than actually doing anything:/ mituna- pass see above yet again nepeta- smash she seems nice! I would be down to try it at the very minimum meulin- smash she seems nice too plus she probably has snacks terezi- pass she's nice and a little bit psychotic but not really my type latula- smash she's cool! Feel like it'd be a fun time gamzee- pass I barely really know him anyways and don't really care to go that far with him anyways kurloz- pass he's a bit to aloof if you ask me equius- smash he's actually pretty attractive despite um everything I'd probably need to be drunk though horuss- pass no amount of alcohol would ever make me feferi- smash! She's super cute and pretty nice meenah- smash, but I'd need to be a little drunk she can be kinda rude :/ eridan- smash he's a bit annoying but it's weirdly endearing??? cronus- pass ew kanaya- pass I feel like it'd be awkward :/ porrim- smash she could put out a cigarette on me and I would thank her vriska- pass she's too mean aranea- smash she info dumps but in a good way;
can vwe at least vwatch grease vwith davwe together, also i agree vwith the aradia smash.
ok yknow what i'll say it #nsfw ahead troll smash or pass this is gonna be mostly unbiased. karkat- hard smash, fuck yeah kankri- smash but like only if he wasn't talking my ear off i gotta be the yapper yknow aradia- pass but it's cuz i get like crazy sister vibes off her damara- pass she acts like dirk tavros- smash but i think we'd both hate it rufioh- pass i'm nor getting mixed in to all that sollux- smash mituna- mmmmmaybe smash if he's having a good day nepeta- pass but not because she isn't hot it's cuz karkat would actually kill me meulin- smash we could get high together even #substances terezi- yknow it's a smash love me a psycho troll girl latula- smash but we'd both probably be drunk gamzee- smash but i'd hate it and he'd suck and hes probably a two pump chump hate his ass kurloz- yeah smash i fuck with him equius- smash depending on which version he is horuss- pass his smile psyches me out feferi- pass i'm not getting mixed up in that shit meenah- harder pass i don't fuck with her because i get jealous lol eridan- smash but like, only if he shut the fuck up cronus- smash i like grease kanaya- that's my sister's wife pass porrim- smash show me those tattoos babe vriska- pass pass gross i do not fuck with spiders aranea- see above
i also like grease, vwe should vwatch it together sometime.
https://cdn.1mgchest.com/f1les/ffb2d33ed637.png @carm1negnos1ology @aeneascaldar1um
why are you a throuple now wtf happened
1m try1ng REALLY hard to not start a podcast!! hahahaha!!!!
sounds like you in the deep end nitram i dont think you got no choice
yeah... k1nda FEELS l1ke 1 dont have a cho1ce e1ther, haha...!
Greetings again, Chittr! I am here with s9me exciting news that I kn9w y9u will all enj9y hearing. Cr9nus (@aeneasCaldarium), Rufi9h (@aer9dynamicTramp), and I are starting 9ur very 9wn p9dcast #p9dcast a69ut #MensRights and #MensRightsActivism. As a diverse h9sting team made up 9f 9ne warm6l99d, 9ne 9ffspectrum tr9ll, and 9ne humankind individual, the three 9f us each have unique perspectives t9 9ffer 9n mens' 9ppressi9n under the restrictive #Matriarchy 9f 6ef9rus, the way 9ur identities as men have 6een underappreciated, unackn9wledged, 9r even actively 6elittled in 9ur time, and #Maleh99d as a wh9le. If y9u, male Chittrer reading this, feel as if y9ur #v9ice hasn't 6een appr9priately #heard, please resp9nd t9 this Chitt 9r send 9ne 9f us h9sts a DM expressing y9ur interest in j9ining us f9r a lively discussi9n 9n #men, and we can w9rk s9mething 9ut t9 feature y9u in a guestsp9t f9r 9ur sh9w #sh9w. We l99k f9rward t9 hearing fr9m y9u. #Andr9ph96ia #Antisexism #Tr9llsG9ingTheir9wnWay #Xen9misandry #CastingCall #CastingC9uch
I d9n't see what that has t9 d9 with anything I've said. I didn't even menti9n w9men. This p9dcast will 6e a safe space exclusively f9r men, and if f9r s9me reas9n y9u feel the need t9 6e upset 9n 6ehalf 9f w9men (wh9 are yet t9 c9mment that they find this 9ffensive, as s9 far the c9mmenters have s9lely 6een n9n-w9men), might I remind y9u that there are plenty 9f w9mencentric spaces that exist 69th 9nline and in the real w9rld f9r them?
if i am honest, you are trying to make a toxic envwironment for men due to lack of actual knowvledge and precedence, yes vwe do livwe in a matriarchal system, hovwevwer, you dont seem to understand the amount of freedom you all havwe more so than other caste-systems. especially the other cronus, he has vway more advwantages than the avwerage guy and hes still doing this podcast, if anything the biggest issue is not the gender differences but the caste-system as a vwhole. if you actually look for male-centered spaces you can find plenty more if you actually look, if anything you are not searching hard enough, i digress if you really vwant to be positivwe make a real support group for mens rights and then activwely help that vway, i do not see this going dowvn vwell through a podcast. #opression #castesystem #toxic #podcast #masculinity
youre as well spoken as ever! maybe ill consider bringing you on as a co-guide when i make my future rounds it might be good to have someone whos able to explain things so thoroughly
F9rgive me f9r p9inting 9ut y9ur hyp9crisy, 6ut a vi9let6l99d such as y9urself has n9 6usiness telling me what kinds 9f freed9ms I d9 and d9n't p9ssess, and frankly, it's making me really unc9mf9rta6le that y9u w9uld even suggest such a thing. I think may6e y9u are the 9ne wh9 d9esn't understand the place 9f privilege y9u speak fr9m. If y9u d9n't like the idea 9f 9ur p9dcast 9r the things we discuss in it, y9u are 9f c9urse free t9 criticize it as much as y9u'd like after listening, 6ut d9n't y9u dare talk d9wn t9 me a69ut the imp9rtance 9f 6ef9ran hem9caste 9ppressi9n as if I'm n9t already Chittr's leading sch9lar 9n the t9pic. I kn9w quite well what I'm talking a69ut. Thanks.
thanks babe, im just doing my part as an activwist for all rights. vwe cant let the caste-system bog us dowvn and turn the genders against each other, anyvway, i dont mind making rounds vwith you as a guide in the future.
sheesh, porrims not gonna fuck you bro, trust me ivwe tried this angle. #nsfwv
i am not trying to get porrim to fuck me, i genuinely believwe this is a toxic envwironment and chose to speak out instead of spread a narrativwe that causes all of us men to look horrendous tovwards the other gender, in turn causing more in-fighting instead of actually resolvwing real issues. but yea you should definitely assume i do this to vwant to 'nail' porrim.
i think they actually have some history but thats not relevant anymore! i guarantee he will have his hands full for as long as i am maid of time #nsfw
thanks for the support, but i did not vwant him to knowv about my history vwith porrim. due to the clear deficiency in actual intellect due to trying to start a hate spevwed podcast that could cause men to look bad.
hypocrisy is a funny vword to use vwantas, considering you contradict yourself consistently throughout the day. i might not talk all that much to my vwersion of kankri often anymore, but evwen i doubt he vwould make such a ludacris decision to make a hate filled envwironment for a cause as delicate and sophisticated as male rights, i do apologize for making you feel uncomfortable about my privwileges. although it is safe to say i do not believwe you, vwhen you do say that you are a 'scholar' of said topic. in turn i vwill listen to it and if i believwe it has become toxic, i vwill be ready to givwe constructivwe criticism.
think pan ghost eridan here your collectivve manifestation a grief followwin my heroic demise here to let you knoww that im at peace its better this wway but also heres a stupid fuckin riddle that if solvved may yet bring about my resurrection a troll rides a hoofbeast into the palace on a thursday stays there for THREE LONG ARDUOUS DOWWNRIGHT PAINFUL NIGHTS and then he leavves on friday howw
the ansvwer is friday, easy. givwe me something more challenging next time.
so my matesprit told me about chittr. it vwas so nice of her to activwely let me knowv about it, i vwould be absolutely devwastated to not share my interests vwith the vworld and so on. thanks to my gorgeous human matesprit for sharing. @arisenAnewv
im not a human but im happy you finally made it on here! im sure your charisma will spark the inspiration of the masses