Vriska Serket
@arachnidsGambit
Still the 8est. 2010
Saaaaaaaad. Sad! Just sad. Eridan week and now Eridan war? You'd think they'd all get sick of it, 8ut desper8 is as desper8 does, and they're all doing THIS. Everyone who gets suckered into this is a huge loser 8tw. Have at least some self respect.
wwhatevver youd lose the vvriska wwar if it came to that
I've already won the Vriska War 8y merit of 8eing the one with the most irons in the fire 8oth on Earth-C AND in the rest of space. Am8ition is something you used to have, and now your highest am8ition appears to 8e squeaking 8y as Jane's lapdog. 8ut hey, at least you're the Eridan with a 8etter sponsor than all the rest!!!!!!!!
@arachnidiansGrasp @arachnidsGambit @arachnidsGrip#0671 @arachnidsGrip#2337 @arachnidsGrip#4998 @arachnidsGripes @arachnidzGrip neww top barkbeast vvriska just dropped wwhat do you say ladies are you prepared to fall into line
Oh noooooooo, some altern8 me is mouthing off a8out some nonsense!? How will I ever rest easy knowing this???????? The answer is just gr8, 8tw. I really couldn't care less!
wwait are you tellin me shes the alt i thought you wwere the alt
I think it's common knowledge that every instance of a troll with the same identity is an altern8ive of each other. We're 8oth alts to every other Vriska on this app. Is that not what that word means?
but if you had to determine wwho wwas more vvriska than the other
Well o8viously it would 8e me, I don't see how that's up for de88. 8ut you know what the gr8est thing a8out 8eing 8etter than the rest is? I don't actually have to entertain what the rest of the Vriskas all say. I'm a8ove it all! So your sneaky little underhanded attempts at trying to spark a rivalry 8etween us 8n't gonna work. You gotta try harder than that, Eridan. :::;)
Is this the site I've 8een hearing so much a8out? And no8ody ever told me you were all on it???????? Well, no 8iggie. Totally not upset a8out 8eing excluded or anything, hahahahahahahaha! Why even 8other talking a8out it? Let's just all agree to forget that egregious oversight 8ecause it doesn't matter anymore! I'm here now. Deal with it! Aaaaaaaanyways, you should all 8e gr8ful for it 8ecause I'm a8out to make this lousy site at least 88x 8etter with my contri8utions. ::::)
aww hehe. no, its pretty lame sometimes. but its neat we can talk here too! its like texting but less convenient. and sometimes you look at your friends nervous breakdowns and pretend like you dont see it.
That's some solid advice, 8ut if I see someone crashing out, I might just use it as prime 8lackmail for later use. Their fault for doing it in a pu8lic space where everyone can 8ear witness to their emotional theatrics. Plus, it'd 8e inconsiderate of them to su8ject me to it in the first place, don't you think? 8ut yeah, even with a constant peanut gallery gawking at our messages, I think this can 8e a fun way to talk.
hEY vRISKA, wHAT IS UP?
Well, well, weeeeeeeell. Never thought I'd see the day a Nitram would take initi8ive and strike up convers8ion with me, 8ut I guess there's a first time for everything. I'm doing just gr8. And as the spider asks the fly, what 8rings you to my we8?
i AM TRYING TO BE POLITE AND GREET YOU, mOSTLY, iT IS NICE TO SEE MORE AND MORE PEOPLE, i KNOW JOIN HERE, aND THERE IS A LOT OF VARIETY SO, iT IS ALWAYS INTERESTING, i GUESS?
That's fine and dandy, 8ut word of advice? You ought to 8e a little more cautious with who you interact with online. Espeeeeeeeecially with all these altern8 selves popul8ing the joint. Who knows what their deals are? You got very lucky you ran into me, since I would neeeeeeever steer you wrong. 8ut the funny thing a8out luck is that sometimes it runs out when you least expect it. So 8e careful out there, okay? :::;)
oKAY, tHOUGH, i THINK i HAVE ALREADY DONE, pRETTY WELL FOR MYSELF, aLREADY, aLL THINGS CONSIDERED, i MEAN, i AM BASICALLY AN ALPHA KID, nOW, lIKE, tHE 7TH, aND, i HAVE FIGURED THINGS OUT ABOUT MYSELF, tHAT ARE NEW, aND WENT AND HUNG OUT WITH FRIENDS, aND jANE'S RACIST CANDY SO, i THINK i HAVE DONE PRETTY WELL FOR MYSELF, rEALLY, bUT THANK YOU, fOR YOUR STRANGER DANGER, cONCERN,
Aww look at yoooooooou shedding away of your nasty little shell and making huge gains in status. Really clim8ing up those social rungs over here. The seventh alpha kid, huh? Doesn't sound as good as eighth, 8ut color me soooooooo impressed! Well since you're so worldly and have everything figured out, I guess I 8n't got shit to offer you. So fuck me for trying to tell you something you already know, right? Haha! I'll remem8er this if you ever come crawling over to me for advice in the future. 8ut I'm sure a smart cookie like you wouldn't ever let that happen, right?
uMM,,, tHANKS, i THINK? i MEAN, i WOULD BE DOWN TO TALK ABOUT STUFF, aND CATCH UP, iT IS NICE, hANGING WITH PALS, bOTH NEW AND OLD, eSPECIALLY WITH, hOW MANY BIG CHANGES HAVE BEEN, hAPPENING? lIKE, uHH,,, wELL i DO NOT KNOW IF YOU HAVE, rEAD MY BIO OR NOT BUT, i AM A GIRL NOW, wHICH IS FUN,
I won't lie and say your gender journey is suuuuuuuuper interesting and that I want to know more, 8ecause I don't actually care. 8ut hey, kudos for at least figuring something new a8out yourself. I guess that makes you a8out... 8% less lame than the Nitrams I know who are still stuck in the prover8ial wardro8e compartment.
moonstruck is a good movie, especially when that guy talks about copper pipes!
They cost money 8ecause they saaaaaaaave money. It makes perfect sense. I have no clue why the female human had a hard time understanding him.