♦ pitied by @arcadianCirrus
I Did A Flat White Instead Of A Cold Brew And I Wish I'd Done A Cold Brew Instead.
And whichever one of you bastards it was that threw the good coffee machine out the window, I know you're reading this. And I know where you sleep.
I like when the bank senD:s me sexy little emails that say things like "YOUR BALAN:CE IS LOW". Really gets me going. #nsfw #banking

DESPITE THE TEMPERATURE OUTSIDE AND HOW WINDY IT IS, IM SWEATING

> any humans 0n my feed, please tell me a fact ab0ut be1ng a human. 1t can be fucked up, 1 am well aware y0u have a death v1rus and als0 an 0rgan that expl0des at rand0m.
o-)- hmm! i dont like having my chits hated ≽(◉m ◉ ≼マ can i have constructive criticism on how to make them better?

/ just noticed that the guy / ha\/e the biggest secret hatecrush on of a// time is on this site `>.>˴ #\/agueposting



