The Synaptic Gourmand
@ardentEpulation
"1 am be1ng s1lenced" "th1s 1s the k1nk-post1ng s1te, why do you not allow me th1s one th1ng ever"
A point in favor of public decency, it would seem. Umami, nutty.
i wvoke up this morning wvith a bad hangovwer and my penis vwas missing again this happens all the time its detachable this comes in handy a lot of the time i can leawve it home wvhen i think its going to get me in trouble or i can rent it out wvhen i dont need it but novw and then i go to a party get drunk and the next the morning, i cant for the life of me remember wvhat i did wvith it first i looked around my apartment and i couldnt find it so i called up the place wvhere the party vwas they hadnt seen it either i asked them to check the medicine cabinet cause for some reason i leawve it there sometimes but not this time so i told them if it pops up to let me knowv i called a fevw people wvho vwere at the party but they wvere no help either i vwas starting to get desperate i really dont like being vwithout my penis for too long it makes me feel like less of a man and i really hate to hawving to sit dowvn ewvery time i take a leak after a fewv hours of searching the house and calling ewveryone i could think of i wvas starting to get wvery depressed so i vwent to the kiewv and ate breakfast then as i wvalked dovwn second awvenue tovward st. marks place wvhere all those people sell used books and other junk on the street i sawv my penis lying on a blanket next to a broken toaster owven some guy wvas selling it i had to buy it off him he wvanted 22 bucks but i talked him dovwn to 17 i took it home, vwashed it off and put it back on i wvas happy again, complete people sometimes tell me i should get it permanently attached but i dont knowv ewven though sometimes its a pain in the ass i like havwing a detachable penis #lyricsposting #nsfvw
@confinedAnomaly You mean to tell me that accursed mumbling of yours is a *song?* Caustic. Bitter. Sulfuric.
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"oh crap he’s here” “wa1t why d1d you follow h1m on what’s supposedly my account” “go do that on your own account, what the hell"
The agreement that was made after the revelation of this account was that they would follow me. This ensures a mutual flow of information. You understand. Rancid and phenolic.