♦ pitied by @arsenicCatnaps
SET UP MORE RUBE GOLDBERG DEVICES TO DROP BOOTS AT RANDOM INTERVALS THAT I'M NOT DIRECTLY PERCEIVING IN ORDER TO KILL MORE OF THE TIME ROACHES. SHOT B-ROLL PHOTOGRAPHY FOR SCRATCH'S FUCKLUDICROUS SCRATCH V. SCRATCH SPACETIME JAM BALL SMACKDOWN. AND WATCHED A STRAIGHT-UP FUCKLOAD OF MORONSLOP ACTION MOVIE THAT BEARS MORE LIKENESS TO "SHARKBOY AND LAVAGIRL 3D" THAN FUCKING *BULLET TRAIN.* MY REVIEW TO COME SOON. YESTERDAY WAS AN EVENTFUL DAY TO SAY THE LEAST. AND YET. AND FUCKING YET. WHY IN THE FRESH, FULMINATING FUCK DOES EVERY TIMEPIECE I LOOK AT *STILL* SAY 6/12?!
#B4NN3DFROMTH3P4RK #FORL1F3
:33< nepeta beam (this beam purrns mew into nepeta)
when u want 2 watch a movie but fuck if u know what u want to watch
I, an empath, am sensing an increase in the Strider population. I must go for my own sanity.
need a dave to get a tramp stamp in my honor since i cant
im so fresh you can suck my family friendly external organ
≈AR3 W3 SUR3 BC IM S33IN A LOT OF <3< T3ND3NCI3S WIF AJ AND RARA BUT ALSO AJ AND DASH BUT ALSO IT RLLY S33MS LIK3 TH3R3S SOM3 <3 TH3R3 WIF TH3M 2 MAYB3 TH3R3S JUST A BUNCH OF QUADSM3ARIN GOIN ON≈
FUCK. IT REALLY IS TWO DAYS UNTIL MY WRIGGLING DAY, ISN'T IT. I HAVEN'T HAD A FLEETING, EXASPERATED MOMENT TO EVEN THINK ABOUT IT. I'VE BEEN FUMIGATING THESE STUPID TIME ROACHES EVER SINCE I GOT PUT ON OVERTIME FOR THE MAIDJAILBREAK INCIDENT. WHICH IS GRADE-A BULLSHIT, BY THE WAY. THROW ME IN A STUPID, IMPOSSIBLE PROBLEM, YOU'RE *GOING* TO GET A STUPID, IMPOSSIBLE SOLUTION. AND THE TIME ROACHES ARE ONE OF THEM, BECAUSE THEY BREED EVERYWHERE BUT THE PRESENT AND YOU NEED TO FOG-BOMB BOTH THE PAST AND FUTURE SIMULTANEOUSLY. AND I'M STILL TRYING TO CONVINCE PAST KARKAT TO PUT ON A FUCKING RESPIRATOR. I'LL GIVE IT MORE THOUGHT LATER. FRANKLY, I'D TAKE A CUPCAKE, A CIGARETTE, AND AN EMPLOYMENT CONTRACT RENEGOTIATION. DON'T BOTHER EVEN WRITING ME A CARD.
sumdays ur the universes jester 4 the day a u just got 2 live w that
first time i wont bark back to a meow. feel privileged. <:B
PEOPLE ON THIS SITE SEEM TO BE VERY ANGRY, DON'T THEY?
oh fuck my virtual pets
(( if you appeared earlier you would've been part of the nepeta hour too. :((
They ★re t★lking ★bout color theory in the post film ch★t, I ★m not cut out for this I ★m ★ fru★d. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/29★d056★e945.png
im not going to be taking nepetas advice.
Strongly Dont Reccomend
Y34H, S4M3 H3R3.
W31RD SH1T 4LW4YS H4PP3N1NG ON TH1S S1T3, SHOULDN'T B3 SURPR1S3D.
Hey Hey I Think Im Changing Again
Nepeta Help Me Ill Give You Headpats If You Do That
I open this accursed site to see that people are pretending to be marbles and that one of my former charges is now a fleshbag that speaks a gibberish language. I close the site.
(=^･⩊･^=) < ARANYA IS JUDGING ME!!! HTTPS://MEDIA.TENOR.COM/MRHSUWORZV0AAAAC/MAD-CAT.GIF
:33< WHO-oh :33< read the tag lost intpurrest sorry
SHUT THE FUCK UP. I DIDN'T AGE A FUCKING *DAY* DURING THAT ENTIRE ORDEAL. I KNOW, BECAUSE I SPENT THE WHOLE FUCKING TIME AFTER I GOT BOOTED FROM THE THEATER EXPECTING MY MOLT TO HAPPEN, AND IT NEVER DID. I'M ALMOST POSITIVE THAT MY CURRENT LABOR CONTRACT RENDERS ME EFFECTIVELY TIMELESS. AND FOR THE RECORD, THAT'S NOT EVEN *COUNTING* HOW LONG I WAS AWAKE AND AWARE WHILE I WAS IN FUCKING MAIDJAIL. INCONSOLABLE WEEPING BROODMOTHER. THE MOTHERGRUB OF ALL TORMENT NEXI.
HOLY FUCK. HOLY FUCKING FUCK, THAT WORKED. I'M BACK. WHAT THE FEUDAL FUCK IS THAT MALIGNANT MASS OF TEXT UPLOADED FROM MY CHITTR PROFILE.
#shitpost but als0 #srs
#Hmm #MaybeIllDoRockyHorrorInLike #2Or3Hours #GiveOrTake #ImKindaPlayingItByEar #SeeingWhatTimePeopleWillBeAvailable #SoIfYouWannaJoinLetMeKnowWhatWorksForYou
OK4Y OK4Y!!! 1'LL GO 1'LL GO!! H4H4, TH4NKS THOUGH!
terezi tries to do this with the bed sometimes and if i didn't have casey i'd wake up VERY unnerved.
Today's microposting brought to you by I'm busy at work))
starting a g0fund me t0 get me 0ut 0f credit card debt please d0 n0t ask the t0tal just t0 kn0w it is a l0t
i need these dead by daylight skins s0me0ne is dying
𝕊𝐡e 𝙞s ɭik𝙚 a d𝙖ｕｇ𝔥teｒ tⓞ 𝗆e ⓐ𝐧𝐝 𝕀 ɦoｐe śɦe'⒮ ɦ⒜𝙥ṕｙ.
DOuOshite is Tentakurusu-san so kakujOuO to Squarezubon-san? Does he not bring shiawase ya tanoshisa to the sekai? DOuOshite dOuOshite dOuOshite dOuOshite it isn't fair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sponjubobbu-kun! STAND UP!!!!!!! ONEGAI! STAND UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!! GYYYYRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! あのくそやろう殺して!!!! —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
EHHHH????????????????????????????????????????????
may your next lover be the reason youve waited and endured for so long
nah it’s just a couple of dork ass idiots that hate themselves too much to function as a couple
I won't...I promise...!! (> . < ❀)
Oh...I am sorry....If i was...the "eugh" part...of this gif... (u . u ❀)
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We smokin' grist.
iif ii don't liike 2omethiing ii 2iimply era2e iit from my miind. and from the phy2iical plane. wiith my eye la2er2. ii am currently wanted by the earth c poliice.
TH1S 1S WHY YOU'R3 SUCH 4 GOOD FURR13ND TO M3. LOV3 YOU, GRRL! >:*
MY TH1NKP4N L1K3S TO BULLY MY DUMB4SS. 1T'S OK4Y THOUGH 1 DO H4V3 4 SUPPORT SYST3M! YOU B31NG 4 PURRT OF 1T.. H3H3H3!
B3CL4WS 1 4M ST1LL GO1NG THROUGH SH1T 4ND 1 GOTT4 4CC3PT 1'M L1K4BL3. >XO
dave posting me before i get the chance to post myself. augh so embarrassing.
I am trying to. Nevermind. You are all talking about something stupid so never mind.
Ne ne, Minna-san! What wOuOld yOuO prefer to miru at debut? ♡ - Karaoke ♢ - Scary Games (I wanna hear yOuO squee! >~<) ♤ - QnA ♧ - COuOking! —darOuO? ႔ ႔ ᠸ^ ^ ⸝⸝ ⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆⋆⁺₊⋆ ☀︎ ⋆⁺₊⋆ |、˜〵 じしˍ,)⁐̤ᐷ
I WAKE UP TO OUR CREW BEING FUCKING DRAMATIC.
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One day youre going to get your ass whooped every single day repeatedly and you will NOT like it and im not going to help. Im going to sit and chide you like youre doing to me right now and your suffering will provide me with all the friggin amusement in the world!!!
Id agree if you didnt strife like you were trying to murder me! You could stand to go a little easier on me since im made out of flesh and bloody and *not* metal and gosh does it hurt!!
blood* Without the y. See youve gotten me so darn worked up i can hardly spell. Shame.
:33 < the humans in general i think don't like me which is sad cause they're alright!! :33 < i find it am meowstly blocked by them! :33 < jakes, dirks, daves, a few jades and johns, a roxy, a rose or two, even jane had me blocked fur a little bit too!
Which is why i w0nt be participating. At least pass ar0und a d0nati0n jar like in church.
YOU KNOW WHAT, YEAH.
AM I FUCKING OVULATING OR SOME SHIT HOLY FUCK I AM SO GODDAMN NEEDY. HOLY SHIT I NEED TO BE FUCKING WRECKED. #NSFW
Goodbye everyone until next time #neighborhour
Goodbye neighbor I'll see you on the other side #neighborhour
>+. OH I WAS IMAGINING PUTTING A PENCIL IN .+> >+. NEVERMIND .+< #nsfw
*sniffles guiltilylike* *is hug* UGHHHH :'(
guys :( i rly didnt mean to send cronus to the border of paradox space & the endless fray of nuthin that will/not someday be something for a fuckzillion yrs.....
i'm not broken i'm fine im perfectly okay
just the two of them. if vesi(a's not spa(e, things are gonna be real fu(ked. well, moreso than how the7're probabl7 going to be alread7
1 LOV3 FUCK1NG W1TH MY K1SM3S1S 1T'S WHY 1 W4K3 UP 1N TH3 MORN1NG 4LSO B3C4US3 VR1SK4 USU4LLY ST4BS M3 4W4K3 BUT ST1LL
I LOVE #MASSLAYOFFS. IT'S LIKE #BATTLEROYALE AT #WORK.
:33< *the mighty huntress stares bleary eyed at the dashboard* :33< sorry whats going on again? :33< i spaced out
:33< anya time mew hate my shit just know i hated it furst!
▲im cloistered, getting sent to a fucking nunnery for the rest of my life once i ascend▼ ▲theres no happy ending here▼
i 6uess, i 6uess... i'm tryin' my best to quite yappin' about it. just really 6ot under my skin, i s'pose. but uh- thanks for lettin' me be a li'l pissy about it. ^◡^'
i'm really really *really* hopin' someone does. shit's bile induCin' to me and i'm not even the tar6et. Can't ima6ine how it's makin' 6als feel to be havin' to see this shit. >︵<
like... do they think it's funny? powerful? some fuCked up show of solidarity? why the hell's it bein' allowed? he wants his fuCkin' ton6ue ripped out.
scryin some concerning things on my crystal ball right noww #Yeesh #NotTouchinThatOne
It is
SO MUCH SH1T 1S H4PP3N1NG.. G4MZ33 1S M41M1NG J4N3.. 4 CRONUS B31NG 4 P13C3 OF SH1T... WH4T 4 D4Y.
CRON11 4LW4YS LOV3 TO SPR34D DR4M4, NGL.
Yo+u lucky bastard.
I WON’T PLAY CATS. IT’S JUST… SILLY.
ABSOLUTELY NOT GOING TO HAPPEN NEP.
NO. JUST NO.
okay so in the nicest way possible i would rather die
im very good at pi watch 3.1418 fuck
All I co+uld think abo+ut the entire party was returning to+ my hive and laying in my cupe. Is this lo+ser behavio+r? Ho+w did this happen to+ me?
:33< meow meow meow meow meow meow meow :33< lets go girls :33< *the mighty huntress instantly falls down a flight of stairs she was warned about the stairs dawg she was told!*
W3LL GU3SS 1'M JUST GONN4 CH1LL H3R3 4ND L1ST3N TO MUS1C.
1T'S OK4Y! 1'D R4TH3R H3 R3ST.
N3V3RM1ND, K4RK4T GOT FOOD PO1SON1NG SO TH3 ST4R W4RS MOV13 N1GHT 1S C4NC3LL3D. >:[
*GC L3TS OUT 4 PURR1NG NO1S3 TH4T DR4GONS S33M TO M4K3.* TH4NKS, 1'M JUST GONN4 CH1LL 4ND W4TCH ST4R W4RS OR SOM3TH1NG TOD4Y. >:]
SOM3TH1NG SOM3TH1NG FUNNY 4ND S1LLY.. 1DK 1'M NOT F33L1NG TH3 WH1MSY TOD4Y, SORRY G4NG. 1'LL 3V3NTU4LLY F33L B3TT3R 4ND 1'LL G3T B4CK TO MY STUP1D 4SS S3LF.
MY SC4L3S 4R3 SH3DD1NG, UGGGGGH!
culling mmmmyself in front of mmmmy cowwwworkers not because it'll change their lives in any mmmmeaningful capacity but because it'll annoy everyone wwwwho wwwwanted to off mmmme themmmmselves #suicide
((welp, im gonna go lay down and be not okay for a little bit, dont worry about me, its irl stuff that just.... sucks rn
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u wold think getin god toer wuld keep u from gettin sick but i thnk it made geting sick wrose
It had to be done. I had to destroy Benjamin Netanyahu.
((Bout to project my sickness so hard when I can actually post))
just showered in the sink at dave and buster’s ama
:33 < i thought about getting a purrmnal pawffic job befur :33 < i dont think i would last long though...
:33 < i have a hard time sitting still purring movies :33 < so i think my fafurrite film is furrlow :33 < the one about the kitty
+lets spread misinformation... together
:33< hell yeah
im the worlds shittiest and most feathery lamp youd be surprised how much each part of me glows
they had chocolate cake at june and jane's party yesterday and now my stomach feels weird :(
D --> Nepeta, you know better than to even pick up the phone for an unknown number, simply answering permits them a%ess to private information
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BY HUMILIATION RITUALS. SOME OF YOU ARE WAY TOO COMFORTABLE SHARING INFORMATION YOU WOULD HAVE TO TORTURE OUT OF ME.
ohh!!!! duhh!!! i forgot you could do that!! /ᐠ. .ᐟ\ i'm gonna have to ask my grandpa now !
i'm so hungry!! i could really go for some chinese food right now .. or maybe something sweet like a sugar cookie!! i cant decide :(