♦ pitied by @arsenicCatnaps
culling mmmmyself in front of mmmmy cowwwworkers not because it'll change their lives in any mmmmeaningful capacity but because it'll annoy everyone wwwwho wwwwanted to off mmmme themmmmselves #suicide
((welp, im gonna go lay down and be not okay for a little bit, dont worry about me, its irl stuff that just.... sucks rn
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u wold think getin god toer wuld keep u from gettin sick but i thnk it made geting sick wrose
It had to be done. I had to destroy Benjamin Netanyahu.
((Bout to project my sickness so hard when I can actually post))
just showered in the sink at dave and buster’s ama
goregLe expLode my moiraiL
:33 < i thought about getting a purrmnal pawffic job befur :33 < i dont think i would last long though...
:33 < i have a hard time sitting still purring movies :33 < so i think my fafurrite film is furrlow :33 < the one about the kitty
+lets spread misinformation... together
im the worlds shittiest and most feathery lamp youd be surprised how much each part of me glows
they had chocolate cake at june and jane's party yesterday and now my stomach feels weird :(
Wait, Weezer is actually not horri8le. Oh god. Oh no. I’m a Weezer fan. D::::
D --> Nepeta, you know better than to even pick up the phone for an unknown number, simply answering permits them a%ess to private information
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BY HUMILIATION RITUALS. SOME OF YOU ARE WAY TOO COMFORTABLE SHARING INFORMATION YOU WOULD HAVE TO TORTURE OUT OF ME.
ohh!!!! duhh!!! i forgot you could do that!! /ᐠ. .ᐟ\ i'm gonna have to ask my grandpa now !
i'm so hungry!! i could really go for some chinese food right now .. or maybe something sweet like a sugar cookie!! i cant decide :(