:33 < *a purrcariously precious kitty*
@arsenicCatnip
:33 < *ac humbly welcomes you to her corner of the interwebs with biscuits and purrs, curling up so sw33tly* :33 < *and trapping you in the bloody jaws of friendship*
XOO < my stinky moirail banned me from going to #eridanw33k beclaws it is 'too dangerous' XOO < but it s33ms like a lot of my friends are there and it would be fun to say hi!!! even if i do not purrticularly care for the purrsnickety and purrticularly fussy troll it is all for XOO < bluhhhhhhhhh :33 < it is good he is not on here so i do not have to face the clawnsequences of throwing a hissy fit h33h33 #vent #eridanw33k
i'd tell y0u t0 just say fuck it and g0 anyway, but eridan week is kind 0f an 0verstimulati0n nightmare and n0t even in the fun way. y0u're n0t missing 0ut.
Y0U SH0ULD T0T4LLY S4Y Y0UR3 ST3PP1NG 0UT F0R S0M3 M1LK 0R C1G4R3TT3S 4ND C0M3 P4RTY
:33 < it does s33m like a lot! tavros s33ms like he is having fun though :33 < this is flarping all ofur again... :33 < i hope you find somewhere quiet like a little cubby hole soon!
:33 < he is not the sort to get in trouble with even if he is a stinky butthead :33 < maybe i will try talking to him again though!
B00 0K W3LL G00D LUCK TH3R3S W3T SL0P W1TH F0LYKL S0 Y0U KN0W 1TS W0RTH
:33 < not to burst any bubbles as tempting as batting at floating things mischievously is :33 < why is there an #eridanw33k ?
:33 < People thought it was funny when one of those eridan mentioned it
Spite, hatred and a bunch of people falling for it
:33 < *in the gloom of the d33p dark and totally cr33py forest there is ominous quiet behind you* :33 < *the glowing yellow eyes of the mightiest purrbeast of the forest follow you as she stalks your efurry step* :33 < *just as you f33l the weight of an apex predators hungry gaze on you she pounces and crashes into you* :33 < hello!!! *she says, gr33ting you warmly and nuzzling pawlitely against your face* #rpstarter #opentoreplies
:33 < *the lion happily accepts the nuzzles of the mighty purrbeast, he chuffs at her in return and gives them a big brisk lick on the ch33k as an affectionate gesture!* hello little purrbeast! i hope mewr havin fun on this site :)) *the lion roars in the most gentlest way.*
:33 < *ac wobbles a little bit from the big rough lick, but she purrs very happily in respawnse* :33 < *she admires the great lions very impurressive mane with big eyes as she nods* :33 < yes it s33ms really fun so far!!!
yEAH IT IS, sOME KIND OF, fESTIVAL i GUESS, i WAS #bOUNCINGoNiT, lAST NIGHT, wHILE THERE, aT, #eRIDANwEEK,
:33 < *this lion has instincts that won't let him stop grooming the little one.. He just feels so.. purrotective but he stops and lets the smaller feline go he knows she can kick ass* :33 < well im glad mewre having fun! dont let anypawdy try to ruin mewr night ok? and if they do let me know and ill eat them fur mew >:3 *the lion grins showing his big massive fangs to the smaller one to show he isn't playing around*
oKAY THEY SAID, tHAT, tHE STATE OF LIFE, oR DEATH, oR OTHERWISE, oF ANY eRIDAN IS, iRRELEVANT TO, tHE FESTIVITIES,
:OO < *ac stares in awe of the lions huge fangs! she nods vigorously in purromise and offurs to have a friendly hunting competition later* :33 < *she gestures with her tail towards the glade for tea parties and shenanigans where they could host a feast with their shared effurts!*
:33 < *the lion happily accepts the offur and makes his way towards the glade sitting on the grass and enjoying the scent of nature and the coolness of the moonlight* gosh, if mew do want to have a tea party and just chat let me know ok? :33 < it has b33n a while since ive had one! *the lion chuffs once more.*