▲chittr what are the worst dates you've been on i need to laugh at someone else right now▼
took a blackrom fling to a flavor disc shop he tried to order an organic smoothie and started complaining to the shop owner and threatening him last date to say the least
B33 < took my furiend to a restaurant hosted by sentient iguanas B33 < the food was a fully intact 33l on a stick with a glass of pond water
:33 < that sounds like a purrfect blackrom date to me!! :33 < purrhaps blackrom just isn't fur mew?
more so i wanted my favorite shop owner to survive and the annoyance went beyond blackrom
When the 3am 7-11 clerk wanted to rizz me up to add a catgirl to her weed smoking polycule. She'd take me along with them on 'dates' which was just. Getting so high they stopped being able to function, eat pizza, and then ask me to drive them home as the designated driver. The only good thing was the pizza.
▼oh wow a guy died at murderland who would have thought▲
surprisingly only one of the few instances of actual death
•ᴥ- went on a date where this guy saw a spider in my boobs and didn't want to be rude and say anything about it -‿- but then he finally did and it jumped onto him and he screamed so loud. in his fear, he leapt into the air, landed on his foot, and sprained it bad. -‿- he couldn't walk for the rest of the date, so my friend had to piggyback him through the terrorpark. -‿- heh. still cracks me up to this day. -ᴥ•
B33 < compurrable tbh B33 < depends on if you can stomach the OG's furricking nastyloaves